Thursday, July 30, 2009
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Chad believed in a more literal approach to getting through to Danielle.
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Tim is trying to find out if it's true what they say about women with enormous man-hands: They taste like chicken.
# posted by 
: 1:09 PM
: 1:09 PM 
Upon licking Chad's cheek sweat from her fingers, Danielle knew hubby Bruce had been cheating on her."
Olivia realized that:
A. Mitch hasn't had his Swine Flu vaccine yet.
B. Her tampon just fell to the floor accompanied by a loud 'SPLAT' sound.
A. Mitch hasn't had his Swine Flu vaccine yet.
B. Her tampon just fell to the floor accompanied by a loud 'SPLAT' sound.
Noel’s early days as a vampire were met with some awkward moments when he mistook his victim’s jaws for their jugular.
Colin's propensity to spontaneously fellate the nearest earlobe landed him in more than few uncomfortable situations.
Elijah Wood wanted to show her once again how Smeagol bit off his finger, but she then felt the touch of "Sting" and stifled a yawn.
Karley chewed for a few more seconds, paused, then triumphantly blurted, "your tonsil's do taste like hog ovaries!"... as Elton gargled bloody bubbles while crumpling to the floor.
Their first date had gone perfectly until Chad went in for the kiss. Danielle recoiled in terror as the scent of Chad's putrid breath hit her nostrils.
There were no survivors.
There were no survivors.
"I'm gonna need a flashlight to shine down your esophagus, but I think I can see the crotch of your underwear if you pucker your anus a little more," exclaimed Calista.
Roger tried to silence Tanya's scream with his botched reatached hand. Though, a brilliant surgeon, Dr. Dunlap suffered from dyslexia, which often hampered his work.
An innocent bystander 30 feet away crumpled to the floor in the throes of death, as the jelly dong that was Heimlichally released from Gordon's throat, shot across the room, and burrowed its way into the victims cerebral cortex.
Having a douche bag make actually mouth to face contact caused Melissa to throw up in her mouth a little.
# posted by : 1:47 PM
: 1:47 PM
"HEY! I THINK THAT'S MATT STAFFORD OVER AT THE BAR!" yelled Chad as Danielle finished eating the olive from her dirty martini.
This is not a caption:
Here I was, getting hammered by my client and contractors out at a jobsite all morning, and I come back to this picture?
Blue blistering barnacles!
Oh Friday, whence comest thou? Oh booze, wherefore art though?
Fuck this guy?
No, fuck you DB1!!
And I mean that in the nicest possible sense.
But not in a gay way, mind you.
Here I was, getting hammered by my client and contractors out at a jobsite all morning, and I come back to this picture?
Blue blistering barnacles!
Oh Friday, whence comest thou? Oh booze, wherefore art though?
Fuck this guy?
No, fuck you DB1!!
And I mean that in the nicest possible sense.
But not in a gay way, mind you.
"I SAID, I ALWAYS WANTED TO GROW A 'STACHE BUT I COULD NEVER GROW IT AS THICK AND FULL AS YOURS. WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?"
# posted by : 1:52 PM
: 1:52 PM
Mikey mishears Steph's "tongue my rear" request. All things considered, this is probably for the best.
with malice towards some,
Anon Gee Bee
with malice towards some,
Anon Gee Bee
# posted by : 1:52 PM
: 1:52 PM
Mr. Fantastic, Reed Richards, was just putting the finishing touches on his "hottie" disguise in an effort to help Ben get back at Johnny.
danielle was fairly happy with the hand transplant (even if it was twice the size of her old hand)...but something was really bothering her about her ear transplant.
it stank of shit too.
it stank of shit too.
# posted by : 2:03 PM
: 2:03 PM
No one's "caught" - there are two "man hands" comments here (1:09 p.m. and 1"24 p.m.), and I implied the same (sort of) with my Fantastic 4 crack.
As Pumpy's hand reached up to paw her boob, he misses & grabs her handle bar mustache....
# posted by : 2:06 PM
: 2:06 PM
Are we sure that isn't his hand just turned around like after a motorcycle accident. It's entirely possible if he does happen to be a douche zombie.
With the front door blocked Klause tried the back door in a desperate attempt to get at Harlee's adam's apple.
# posted by : 2:30 PM
: 2:30 PM
Chad wanted to see what it really felt like to be a man so he decided to take a bite out of Daniel, oops Danielle after "her" hormone therapy.
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
# posted by : 2:40 PM
: 2:40 PM
The Zombie Apocalypse will wear a white belt and smell of decay, hair gel and the tears of a hopeful father.
There have been many sightings of Porcudouche, but so rarely is one seen defending itself with such ferocity, I do hope mustache hott realizes the quills are next...
Like the curse of the vampire, one mugging and one bite from the douche causes immortal douchitude on this soon-to-be bleeth.
# posted by : 3:03 PM
: 3:03 PM
"my fingers smell like douche" thought penelope upon removal of her hand from the guts of the unfortunate 'bag she had just disemboweled.
Ahhh, Croosh beat me to it, sorta, 1:37
Danielle: I think I'm gonna puke...
Chad: I gotcha!!! don't waste a good appletini!
Danielle: I think I'm gonna puke...
Chad: I gotcha!!! don't waste a good appletini!
In spite of Chad's valiant efforts with the Heimlich the olive remained stuck; Tina's ear eventually died and rotted off.
Todd's drunked request to be fisted by Tina tragically resulted in his death by ruptured sphincter later that evening.
though it sounds like a bad three's company plot, ken got his permanent retainer caught on erin's earring. as they attempted to be as inconspicuous as possible, hilarity ensued...i assure you.
Chad called out "So you don't think the Bleeth Virus is real, huh?" before breathing heavily on Danielle's cheek. Danielle covered her mouth in fear of contracting the dreaded disease.
# posted by : 6:04 PM
: 6:04 PM
Chad liked to do a little glissando on Danielle's ear before her piano concerts, just to loosen things up a bit.
Chad would short-circuit Danielle's hearing-aids whenever she didn't want to hear her in-laws babbling and fighting.
In this fledgling economy, Arnold didn’t mind trimming Corrine’s overgrown peach fuzz with his teeth…
... so long as it saved her the cost of a facial waxing.
... so long as it saved her the cost of a facial waxing.
Despite being raised by feral felines, Sheldon never could get the hang of transporting his girlfriends by the scruff of their necks.
andy dick and john waters went to incredible lengths to disguise their romance from the prying eyes of the papparazzi.
"DON'T WORRY LOVE I'VE STERILIZED MY VAGI.. MY PENIS TWICE TODAY!"
Girl(who might be a guy) thinks:
"Yea me too buddy.."
Girl(who might be a guy) thinks:
"Yea me too buddy.."
"Holy shit. Did you just see that guy smear his jizz in his hair and bite his girlfriend? That was insane. I'm never coming to this club again."
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