Jersey or San Diego? you make the call.

as Darksock's cocksock hangs in the background.
 

Don't get me wrong, I'd violate Kat Dennings in the nastiest way possilbe...but is there something wrong with her nose or what?
 

@anon 11:17

The only thing wrong with Dennings' nose is that it's not currently tickling the area just above my johnson.
 

Tasty boobies paired with Nostradouchemas' club catholic brother. Perhaps red string on her wrist marks right hott as a follower of Kabbalah. If so, Madonna is quickly becoming the common denominator. The woman deserves a lye enema packed in with a concrete buttplug (but she'd probably enjoy it).
 

Do mine eyes deceive me, or is this the same Choad who stars in "Still Life With Wheelbarrow?" Some help here please...
 

The mood on the harvesting field was one of momentary relief, as the Azathoth Abomination, rested one of its various and sundry brain suckling tentacles on the scaffolding in the rear.
 

If it weren't for the different ink, I would swear that this choad and nostradouchemas were one in the same. As it is they are interchangeable scrote sweat...
 

You are correct. It is "Still Life With Wheelbarrow".
 

Once again, the silent tiki guardian in the back left corner oversees all the douchiness...
 

As the party raged on in Plinky's Mom's colon, the hungry tapeworm slithered past its prey unnoticed.
 

Jon still scored the hotts in spite of the huge bi-colored spinal column growing across the back of his scalp.
 

between this and Nostradouchemas, I'm starting to think the chica prefers her white boys on steroids with a package the size of a vienna sausage....
 

No, she's not saved. She's doomed.
 

Chick on the left resembles some sorta lesbo bleethbag hybrid.
 

I nominate myself to vigorously scrub Ms. Douchebagguette until she has been washed clean of all scrote stainage.

Boobies? Check plus

Big Fat Lips (DSL)? Check

Delectable Olive Skin? Check and check.

Yeah, I'd take it upon myself to save her, even if I have to fight a minor case of the clap. A little penicillin never hurt anybody...







no one cool at least.
 

The yellow-shirted "security" guys make me think Tiki Barfer Douche attended the same bash.
 

"Let's leave this party, Brah; nothing here but a buncha hose"...
 

The delectable aroma of rotissaried whale spine filled the air at the annual Exxon family picnic.
 

^ DarkSock *snork*

I'm assuming by the ginormous stupid glasses that this was a viewing party for the recent solar eclipse? Nobody told these fucktards you could only see it in Asia.
 

The Eastern European republic of Homoslavia threw a huge party to celebrate the opening of the worlds first openly gay oil pipeline.
 

@ Medusa

They knew the eclipse was in Asia; that's why they're all staring at the ground.
 

bareback brunette far right of the picture...now that that is out of the way.

this is serious doucha vu. if it weren't for the tat you could not convince me this wasn't the choad below...and this tat is great all it needs is a daisy chain of unicorns running through it each taking the horn in a very uncomfortable place. lets just say being the lead unicorn saves you time cleaning up, and if anyone farts out loud at the unicorn luau later its the last unicorn guaranteed.

that said boobies, and naked back...
 

DarkSock (12:40 p.m.) FTW!

Well, the only thing new about that is the time of the post.....
 

'sock, you're a funny sumbitch.
 

I second that
 

Why does this douchebag remind me of a wormwood Parson's table I bought at a secondhand store?
 

Cactus Joe is most likely lacking in the hanging succulent variety of his collection (steroid fertilizers do that) and yet his head is still quite the prick.
 

Nice call anon 11:34 the tiki douche strikes again maybe if we can find the tiki and burn it we have a shot saving future generations
 

Isn't Kat Dennings 15 or so?

Just asking... :)
 

is this a combo of fauxhawk and mullet? maybe he's got a tail tucked back there too?!
 

YO chk ma tatts they bitchin yo!
 

inb4someonementions3somewithRebeccaHall&KatDennings

they do bear an uncanny resemblance with their pearly white skin, soft brown hair, and lush red lips.
 

Unles smy eyes decieve me, I believe Cactus Joes is Smoot. They are one in the same. Check out the tats. Douchemarking slike this only come along once in a millenia. It is him or his evil twin