Suck in that gut, choad!

Goodness gracious (great balls of fire) this turd is awful!

I'm sure the pic was taken over when his buddy Chase told him, "Dude, no shocker?"
 

He also has a wristdana.
What an asshole.
 

He's smilin' as if he really appreciates the position in which he finds himself. He deserves props for that.

He's also a stinking pile of rank doodoo.

The girls deserve my intimate attentions.
 

I'm going to step out on a limb and say that's NOT Mathew Stafford.

But he IS still a douchebag.
 

Right-click - Save Image As...boobies!
 

Pink Bikini top hott. Yes, you!

¡Ay, Caramba!

¡Dios Mio!

I would do the Rumba, or possibly the Samba, on your Cha-Cha-Cha with my Mambo. I would pour my Salsa in your Merengue.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I would like to taste your Tango…

…with my wiener.
 

Pink top is like the Hispanic Claire Bennet
 

Hummm....twins...I'll be in my bunk for the duration.
 

i have a pylon for the hott on our right.


phheeeeeww.....
 

Jesus... the star tats alone are enough to make him a douche. He drives the point home however with a white belt, hat tilt, wristdana and seeming abdominal muscle flexing... unless he's shitting.
 

As the Saarinen of satire, Crucial once said, "I'll be in the Masterbait Room."
 

I know how this happened!! His name is "Rusty" and he works at the local jiffy lube. This particular day he took a trip to the beach with his brother Jorge.... aww f-it, this pic enrages me so much I cant even make up a fake story mocking this douche..

On the right: your sun-kissed chest calls to me like some tree bearing sweet ripe hanging fruit that I finally found in a clearing after walking aimlessly lost in the amazon jungle for two weeks without food or water. I would peel those stretchy pink rinds like a deranged babboon after eating a 5 month old bottle of malaria pills and a rotting piranha for lunch.

That is all.
 

That may not be Matthew Stafford, but I'll bet it's Star-Tat M. Dewhoff.....
 

these hotts are fantastic. very pretty girls. and this douchebag is definitely a douchebag. he's wearing more designer accessories and crap than them. this is what it's all about. quality post.
 

Unearned dog tags as well. Them chicks is hotttttttt!!!
 

I would have issued a Nottadouche. However, he is wearing his underwear, under his shorts, at the beach, in the water. And he has his shorts hiked down so we can see said undies.

DOUCHE!!!!
 

Peachy on the right, however, can continue to hike hers down a little more. I suspect she did not wear her undies to the beach.
 

from the looks of it, that is Lake Michigan. And judging by the douche, the Michigan side of Lake Michigan.

You know who else is in Michigan?

Matt Stafford...
 

and let us not also miss the fact that he is ab lobster flexing.
his.
abs.

Douche with a capital

FUck Fish Slap
 

Dude is a STAR. A STAR I say.
 

Aren't those the stars from Eastern Promises?

Those stars rocked in that movie! Boy though, they sure have hit bottom now...
 

That this douche could get one lady that delicious is horrible. If he got them both I'm wrong, there is a God and it's evil.
 

Peachy is definitely a champion short-hiker-downer.
With hips that scrumptiously big, she'd have to be.
 

coupla JAP's with a turd who thinks he can wear stars.... may the Russian Mafia descend upon him & drag he's remaing bare bones off to a Siberian Gulag in a gunny sack
 

Why do I alwyas get hungry when DB1describes hots this way?

Too bad the Samantha Twins are just hanging out at a two-star restuarant
 

Left twin has what I call a real "rack" of lamby-pie.

Right twin bears a bushel of tasty, giant ripe peaches.

USDA inspection of middle meat rates only two stars.

Conclusion: he waters down the otherwise tasty perfection at hand, as is obvious in this photo.
 

I see 5 boobs.








And I've cum to 4 of them. 80%, not bad.




Not bad at all.
 

I hate that dude
 

I move on a motion to nominate "Pink-top Brunette" to the prestigious Hall of Hott. Do I hear a second on the motion?
 

said it before, I will say it again....these bags who like the pec tatts might wanna consider a few months in the weight room FIRST. nothing quite sets off a spindly, underdeveloped body like a stupid tatt strategically placed.

not sure if that makes him a bigger douchebag than one with muscles, but it does give us yet one more aspect at which to poke well deserved mock.
 

i would like to motorboat the Hott on the left.
 

Fuck, that water is now polluted.
 

@ MC 900 Foot Douchebag 7:20

i was just gonna say, that water looks a lot like the wastewater at the sewage treatment plant that i work at.
 

this is why Samantha Pink Bra on the right needs to have a thorough shower to remove the contamination from the water.

and i need to be in the same shower to supervise the whole cleaning job.

i think i just have a thing for Samantha Pink Bra. maybe Samantha White Bra on the left needs some loving too.
 

@ Steve L.

Wastewater at the sewage treatment plant?
Well there is a huge turd floating around shin-deep in it!
 

I would push a rabid salt-encrusted bulldog through my urethra just for the chance to sexually disappoint both of them. Or either.
 

Back-to-back bodacious booby babe pics - kudos DB1. Back-to-back turd stains as well.

Buddha only knows the extent to which I'd go to town on Samantha white BandAid top hott's funbags (no pun intended).

Then, I'd bang her.
 

Looks like high-time to introduce Great Whites into the Panama City, FL shoreline eco-system...
 

Is that Audrey Bitoni on the left
 

looks like Mila Kunis on the left
 

Stars AKA mark of the bag fuck this Im going to bed
 

This is Lake Michigan, but the Chicago side. I actually know pinktop in the way that you have a friend that introduces you to someone and you both aren't sure if the other remembers you enough to say hi so you ever actually do it. And she is the hot in another picture already on this site with the guy showing off his abs by holding his shirt in his mouth. Ironically, I think she was deemed a stage 4 Bleeth in that photo. And she posted to defend her douche who is "really a nice guy." And Critical Head-she's Polish, not Hispanic.