Unaware is I,Douchebot of Leon Brothabag
 

Is that Matthew Stafford in the background?
 

Shiny is her right fun bag.
 

It appears that Kanyebag is unsure of his next hand gesture.
 

The yellow shades are fly, but the red and white referee whistle chain is wack.
This 'ho should win the golden globe award.
 

Perhaps we should start with identifying where, in a well known trajectory, the ID "douche" becomes appropriate. Take Flavor Flav:

classically-trained artist-->Public Enemy-->minstrel show reality TV star.

As much as I like Fear of a Black Planet, I have to say he made the transition to douche within PE.
 

White boy in background is in need of some SPF 30 or better.
 

White boy in background:

"If i pull on my penis long enough, maybe I'll feel less inadequate."
 

Yellashade's buddy Pinchtip is checking to see if the 'roids he just started taking have shrunken his junk yet. If so, then his head might start growing into that ridiculous hat soon after.
 

Is he throwin' up a "W" or is that a "Shocker"?

...& did pasty white guy in the back get violated or something? He's grabbin' his junk with an awkward look on his face...
 

curious as how the hip hop culture has spawned much of the douchebag clown outfits... ie, saggy pants, outrageous bling, silly flatbrimmed hat tilts, grillz, etc. etc.
 

safari hat white boy makes a futile effort ot hold in a weewee
 

Safari boy sez...."I thought we were makin a porno...man..
 

Oh brother, what a bag!
 

Sadder, creatch, is how quickly white suburbanites gobbled it up. Yeah, I'm making fellatio jokes.
 

the 'bag who appears to be doing the "pee pee" dance in the background is levitating two cans of budweiser while gilded mildred clutches tone loc's styrofoam n newports medallion.
also- mildred's aluminum "easy carry" handle is visible on the back of her skull.
 

Not only a brothabag, but shiney right boob hottie (barely) has a pack of Newports. Maybe Menthol??
Apparently she's enjoying a nice cup of java too. Who drinks from a styrofoam cup when boozing?
 

wait- he's missing a finger? is this jerry garcia?
 

Is the tard in back holding the beer while someone else pinches his dick? Or is someone else holding the can in the picture?

What bugs me most about this pic? Looks like brothabag is wearing chick sunglasses. Maybe he's also wearing shiny boob Sarah's t-back.
 

She's probably sippin' that syzzurp, which makes her cool...









...if this pic was taken in '03
 

@ ac douchey at 12:38

Could be Admiral Yamamoto.
 

@billdtws: could be! would that make her admiral mammamotorboat?
 

Is she holding a pack of Newports? Umm...no further comment.
 

@ ac

Kudos!
 

She looks like a mid-bender Margot Kidder.

He looks like a third-generation Xerox of Kanye West's butt.

I suspect the fella in the back is German. His name is Dick Pinscher.
 

HE TRIES TO LOOK REAL COOL BUT THIS DOUCHBAG IS UGLY ASS HELL!WTF WAS SHE THINKING!
 

I'm pretty sure she has his severed finger in her mouth.
 

Forget Phil, what about Bridgette?

She has crazy/psycho face.

Juliette Lewis looked hotter in 'Natural Born Killers."
 

This Brotherbag is just a product of his environment... grew up in the 'burbs and hanging with wigger trust fund kids.
 

According to the sistahs, Brothabags are extremely selfish, arrogant and narcissistic.

I have heard more than 1 story, from the horse's mouth, about brothabags living off their current girlfriends.

Ghetto uppringing/life can only excuse so much bad behaviour.

I may be hallucinating, but I get the impression condoms are used less in the hood than other areas.

-Hence the babymamas and higher std rates.

Too bad so many people are so knee-jerk, sharptonesque, ghetto-conspiracy-nutball PC that citations of brothabags' bad behavior are almost always scapegoated toward racism/profiling.

I can kinda understand some of the DB1's stealth hesitancy.


But when you hear the stories directly from the bags and the girls they date, there isn't much room for BSing their way out of the truth anymore.
 

I don't know, guys. I don't really think that Phil is a brothabag. Does that make me a scrote-sympathizer? A Douche-defender?
 

I spy a box of Newport shorts. Pawts as we call them here. As a Brotha Bag myself, I too was concerned with the lack of quality Bro-Bags on this site. Hasn't been a quality BrothaBag since the 2007 Douchies (See Most expensive first date)But it is up to me to send DB1 pics of quality BroBags. So for the lack of them, I apologize. I apologize for growing up in the poverty stricken West side of Chicago. Where being a scrote will get you put 6 feet under. And by put 6 feet under I meant sent to the burbs where you'll get a scarf, some skinny jeans and whatever else Kanye West wears.
 

Velvet Jones (sept 2007) Never forget.
 

Why should we duplicate the work of Maury Povich?
 

Well, there is already a term for a black douchebag and black bleeth. They are called a hot ghetto mess within the black community.

I think the biggest point DB1 made is correct. DBs are poseurs who stole most their looks from a hip hop video. Or at least the original did and then he spread the disease to the rest of his suburban crowd.

Calling a black person a douchebag would be like calling a person from Spain, Mexican. Of course their are exception, I'm looking at you Xenu (if he is even of any race) and Velvet Jones.
 

They say that honey bees are becoming extinct. No one's known why up til now- no, it wasn't some immuno-deficiency virus as they originally thought. Apparently the bees have morphed into yellow-and-black tanned-skinned douchebags hanging out at parties and macking on hotts, and have given up all things pollen. But who can blame them? As sweet as nectar can be, those shiny golden boobies are a contender for Splenda.

It's up to you bee-keeper in the back to convert him back to his original state. Think of the flowers.
 

well there's always Mike Tyson. if we're tired to repeatedly smiting Dane Cook, Mike Tyson can be our next big punching bag (no pun intended) for the next decade at least.

that, or some NBA player that rejects a multimillion-dollar-a-year contract on the fact that he "has a family to feed."

but yeah i do believe that, for some reason, it's not easy to capture the douchiness of average Brothabags on camera. we're counting on you, Douchetorious B.A.G.!
 

In spite of all the wigga influnces these days, douchebaggery evolved out of the Guido culture - hardly a place you'd expect brothas to go. On the other hand, the old processed hairdos were pretty douchey in their own way. Expecting black guys to be douchey is like expecting them to surf - they just have no reason to go there.
 

yes, i agree hcwdb must be multi bagged! Afro-bags, P. Ditty wannabes. Genius!
 

darksock, the only thing of his in her mouth was his dick later that night.

his finger got lost in her pussy after she crossed her legs.
 

Al Sharpton adopted Guido culture back in the late 80s... big permed hair, velour tracksuits, big medallions.

Downhill from there.
 

Guess who's getting fucked by a black guy?

That chick!
 

yes there are definitely black posers, however they have different names and characteristics. Douchebaggery is largerely a a non-black characteristic. like the over tan and the gelled hair just aren't things black people do. And the clothing is culturally different.