do you mean the guy in the suspenders?
 

2nd from lefthott....skull & crossbones belt buckle. gotta be a good joke there....
 

Do these guys go to sleep with thier hair all greased up? Doesn't it ruin thier pillows? It must make them distasteful to bite later.
 

Left to Right:

Yes, yes, meh, sure, Douche-$$#^@#^%&^&%!!-bag
 

He's wearing his favorite anal beads...
 

Please, sir, I want some more.
 

@ Bag A 4:49

"Poison Pussy" comes to mind. Snork!

The Douchebag put those two fingers in the drinks as he brought them over from the bar. The two on the right have taken sips, and don't like the taste of Alphonso, who is crying in the mens' room stall alone.
 

Hm, so that's what Adam Lambert's douchey brother does on weekends.

- Oucheday Agbay
 

Hmm. Strange. This has never happened before... As soon as I looked at this picture I was able to read the thoughts of all of these people, the thoughts they had at the exact moment this picture was taken.

From left to right:

"I'm glad I'm the least slutty of all my friends."

"I'm glad I bought this new, black mini-vest, my abs are HOT!"

"I'm glad I'm the hottest of all my friends!"

"I'm glad I'm the hottest of all my friends."

"Matthew. McConaughey. Shirtless."
 

Yeah, I f**kin' found Waldouche.....ugh. He's also a Hoverbag if I'm reading this photo right: the hotts were standing there minding their own sweet business, farting fragrantly daffodil-like and lightly chuckling.....and then black crowhead scrote barges in and has his broheim snap this pic.

Yes, I'm grateful for the sight of four fine brunettes, but.....that is also there on the right. Kinda like birdshit on Stonehenge: one would marvel at the sight if not for what you see out the corner of your eye.....and then there's the smell.
 

from Left to Right

My panties taste like tee-tee and talcum powder.

My panties taste like strawberries and mango.

My panties taste like One-A-Day with Iron.

My panties taste like Chlamydia.

My panties taste like Alphonso's pee-pee.
 

My finger smell like perfume.

My finger smell like me.

My finger smell like her.

My finger smell like her, her and her.

My finger smell like Alphonso.

ASvB
 

from Left to Right

Virgin Vagina, Virgin Booty.

Violated Vagina, Virgin Booty.

Violated Vagina, Violated Booty.

Violated Vagina, Violated Booty, Violated Earlobe.

Just Violated.

ASvB
 

@ medusa -- good one! but, she looks pretty good to me!
 

from Left to Right, shops at:

Wal-Mart.

Victoria's Secret.

Suspender King.

The Stripper Palace.

Alphonso's Cheeseball Emporium.

ASvB
 

from Left to Right, how many men have you been with?

Zero!! And Proud Of It!!

One, and still dating him.

40+

What?? Tonight????

Do Tranny's count?

ASvB
 

from Left to Right, what are you drinking tonight?

Shirley Temple.

White Wine Spritzer with a strawberry in it.

Jack Daniel's.

Extacy.

Crème De La Alphonso.

ASvB
 

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@ASvB

BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
 

It's "let's".
 

ASvB-You, sir, are my new hero!

Anon @ 6:39-bugger off, kthanxbi!
 

i honestly see nothing but black vest/tummy girl. nothing else.


let me try again.





nope. just her.
 

@ Medusa
I hope the Italian Stallion is riding hard.

@ JoMama
Thank you kind Sir. I'm a Reg, but don't get to stop in as much as I used too.

from Left to Right

Do you have a brother?

Do you have a brother or cousin?

Do you have a brother or sister?

Do you have a brother, baseball bat, PVC pipe?

Do you have a brother or dad available?
 

@ ASvB

Well, not at the moment, as I'm obviously free to type. However, more than one of my nooks will be in serious trouble in 3....2....
 

I want to sharpen my teeth on black vest's washboard abs.
 

I'm sorry; I was masturbating. Did you say something, Boss?
 

@ Medusa

Yea, I hear my wife walking down the hall. Time to get busy in 3.... 2....

Damn, she kept walking!

Looks like it's time to call DarkSock and borrow one of his dark socks.

ASvB
 

Does anyone else notice the progressive Multi-Stage Bleething Reference Chart that seems to be forming the closer the Brunetta Quadruplets get to Fwippyhair Waldouche? His Greico must be potent to act this fast.

Oh well, I would still dearly love to nail each and every one of the B-Quads. Except Waldouche, of course. I would just nail him to a wooden cross.

Upside down.

On fire.

Is that sacrilegious?


-The JimboDouche
 

It's been implied throughout the comments but just to make it clear for those in the photo: None of you are as hot as you think you are. As a hetero male I would probably fuck two and a half of the four females (no guy on the right, I don't care what gender you really feel like inside). It is no longer prom, it's no longer college and since you've allowed facebook to arrest your development I feel compelled to repeat in simple terms: NOT AS HOT AS YOU THINK.
 

I can't find him. Can you give me a clue? Where is the douchebag in relation to the girl with xclnt abs? Is he near the kissy-face girl in the Larry King jumpers? Is he near the girl with the torn t-shirt holding the black vibrator? Wait -- I got him. ewwww!
 

props to Skroatler -- thanks for several excellent readings!
 

I'm with pfah. Second from left, and her absence from my immediate presence, has filled me with an existential despair bordering on suicide for which no cure is possible -- "the heartache . . . that flesh is heir to". No cure, that is, save for (a) more pictures, and lots of them, or (b) evidence that her voice sounds like Perez Hilton after seven days in the Sahara followed by multiple beatings by various music and media figures of the day. (A consummation devoutly to be wished . . . which makes two related to this pic.)
 

The posters on this site are most likely socially inept fugly fat retards. Why do you pass judgement on this guy because he's having a good time with attractive women? It must be frustrating for you to look at these pics, knowing you will never get laid by anyone other than your left hand and a fat chick(if you're lucky). So you sit at your computer filled with self-loathing and project it on to these "douchebags."
What's sad about these comments is the amount of effort you put into them, you probably stay up all night thinking of something witty to say just to impress the other losers on this site. Writing poems about douchebags is sad, you lead sad lives people .
 

socially inept
fugly fat retard,cadman
so close to haiku
 

why do you pass judg-
ment on this guy because he's
having a good time

you probably stay
up all night thinking of some-
thing witty to say

The pot calling the
kettle black -- Cadman gives us
a nice example
 

Sorry Perez er... CADMAN, this is all off the cuff. It has to be as I am otherwise occupied by furiously masturbating (thank God I'm ambidextrous). Your belief that these simple words require much thought and planning is itself kinda sad in that it betrays your own limitations. Sorry about "ambidexterous," I know it must be a big word for you. Look, I understand that life must have been rough for you; most kids ran to the corner to meet the school bus whereas the driver pulled the short bus right up to your door. The point is, we're trying to help you by stamping out a cultural plague through mockery. Just like your Mom helped you by telling you it was a "football helmet" and lots of kids had to wear football helmets to bed every night.

You're welcome.
 

in the spirit of ASvB's stream of awesomeness -

from left to right:

- fellates you tenderly

- fellates you skillfully

- thinks she knows how to fellate, but actually does not

- does not fellate

- most prolific fellater yet
 

and am i wrong in thinking that chicks with knows how to demonstrate their curves (i'm looking at you, black shirt hott) can give your cock a good ride?
 

(L to R):

- cutie pie, sweet Pep Club secretary
- pretty volleyball captain
- gorgeous cheerleader who knows she's hot
- ex-cheerleader who started drinking and using drugs; has "morally casual attitude"

And last but not least:

- 69'd CADMAN last night
 

Is it just me, or does anyone else have a sneaking suspicion that CADMAN is actually Waldouche and he's having a little cry-wank because everyone's being sooooo mean to him and it's just not fair? Free advice for you CADMAN/Waldouche: have a glass of cement and harden the fuck up. Oh, and try to douche less in future.
 

@ CADMAN

Hey mutherFUCKER who are you calling "inept"?!?



I'll own up to the other shit though; it's a fair cop.
 

@ Cadman

@ Cadman

When did you first notice you like boys? Was it the awkward shower time in summer camp? Or maybe the boy-on-boy closeness one can only obtain from wrestling in gym class.

Does your girlfriend think it odd that you prefer the "Stink" to the "Pink"?

Just saying......

ASvB
 

CADMAN!! BRO!! BRA!!! WHAT'S UP BROSEPH?!?!?! GREAT TO HEAR FROM YOU!!!!

HOW ARE ARTHUR KADE'S BALLS THESE DAYS?
 

cadman would like a bukake round starring asvb, darksock douche Wayne, steve and others.

Love
Alphonso
 

this is the classic chick lit foursome...you know where the author employs the group of 4 women protagonists that show sisterhood among the 4 basic female types, with the unspoken message being each female is a combination of the 4

l to r
the cloyingly sincere
the neurotic
the its a man's world and i will butch up to compete
the slut.

or as i refer to them

not worth the effort
why can't you be more like your slutty friend
dude, chill
why did i get stuck with your neurotic friend, we would have given each other callouses.

the douche, sincere chicks gay brother.
 

Didn't this guy just win American Idol?
 

Why did they let this douche in their mall glam shots
 

Ummm...exposed abs...ummmm...Sorry, what? was there a question?
 

who wants my dick in their butt?
 

Where's Waldouche? For once he is in a place where removing him does not require advanced photoshop skills.

--VS
 

I've been gone for a while, but it's good to see I can still be an effective bag hunter.

'Merle Baggard' I love it!

Fish Slap still sucks.
 

This could be my favorite picture ever from this site -- all because of one little belly button.