They both look like refuse to me. :(
 

Sunglasses indoors, chin strap, open shirt, blowout haircut, collar popped then folded at ends, "The Rock" raised eyebrow imitation = douchebag
 

No. She's a nottie.

In addition to her horrible taste in men, she's managed to fail the GED test twice (admittedly passing on her third try) and is struggling to keep up with the dental hygenist program at her local community college because of the demands of raising her two children fathered by two different men... neither of which is chinstrappy here.

Ick. I wouldn't bang her drunk on a dare. And my standards are LOW!!
 

Im sayin hot chick but have to see a full frontal to be sure.
 

FGAUM 304 is instant hall of scrote imho. while not sporting any original adouchrement, or any real attempt at individual achievement, i think that that fact tends to weigh in favor in consideration for toxicity levels of scrotedome. being infected by the taint implies that you lack the critical thinking abilities to function outside the sphere of peer pressure. fungs like FGAUM are as they are, not because they are rebelling or acting out in a manner to differentiate themselves. they are simulating the cookie cutter image which has traditionally displayed an ability to acquire the hott. indeed FGAUM should not be faulted in his consideration for HoS because he is unoriginal. He should be lauded as uberscrote FOR THE FACT that he fails to be original.

and i dont know what youre talking about DB1. Maria is prime-time jersey shore millenial hott. i would traverse the arctic tundra with nothing but a stomach full of jagermeister just for the chance to taste the toxic chemical residue left on her eyebrows from the black super-fine point sharpie used to create them. srsly. id bone her. those dsl's are about as naturally thick as they come.
 

and while she might not rise to the level of future ex mrs db1, way worse have been posted.
 

I wonder if this may be the rare instance of a female douche. If you put the scrote shades and chin-strap on Maria I venture to guess it would be nearly impossible to tell these two apart.......other than her heaving, supple, ample and entirely outstanding titties. This fact only causes me anxiety and confusion. Damn, I wish I never saw this pic.
 

I wouldn't kick her out of my bed. In fact, I'd ask for a rematch, just to make sure I enjoyed her...company.
 

@Scrotum Pole. You know they could be related.
 

I'm curious why men think women with implants, huge lips and pencil-thin eyebrows are hot? Those aren't women. Those are lab experiments.
 

The makeup will come off when you get busy. Boobies, however, are forever.

He's a dipstick.
 

I vote if that's a hot chick you are definitely into your 4th
 

She's nottahot. But he's definitely notta nottadouche.
 

Ok, I'm playing the cunt card here, it's Saturday, I got roped into working and I'm bored as shit. So extra-spicy venom today, kids.

Shaving off your eyebrows, or plucking them down to nothing, and then drawing them back on with a skinny little hard line makes you look OLD. It's harsh, aging, and it looks like ass. Get sweaty and your eyebrows vanish. And, as we already have seen in past threads, chicks with no eyebrows are creepy.

I don't know what these girls do to make their hair that way, I assume all this "japanese ceramic straightening irons" I see touted everywhere are the culprits. But when you uber-straighten your hair, you can see, in perfect strand-bystrand relief, how fucked-up your hair really is. Every imperfection in your haircut and every split end (which are worsened tenfold by the heat from the iron) are now highlighted and displayed. All this time, I had been working to conceal and repair the damage to my hair. I had it all wrong, silly me, I just can't keep up with the kids nowadays.

I had the misfortune to be in a suburban mall yesterday, and the place was teeming with specimens just like this. The only variant was some had skunky gray thatch on top of the black hair. From twelve to twenty-five, there wasn't one broad in that age range that didn't look like this one here. I thought I was in some bizarre version of the Stepford Wives or something.

You know what? Today I'm glad to be me. I'm glad to have unruly curls, a busted-up Polish schnoz, pasty white skin and nothing in my closet from Baby Phat, Affliction, Playboy wear, etc, etc, etc. If this is the new pretty, I choose ugly. I embrace it with both arms and give it a bear hug with every ounce of strength I have.

Sorry.


This guy is a douchenozzle, by the way.
 

ah db1 your quandry re: hott calls to mind for no good reason the scene in dazed and confused of the freshman girls initiation where sr to be tony is introduced to fr to be sabrina...nothing like molding the youth of america.

specifically this part

Mike: [after Jodi takes Sabrina away] Am I mistaken or was there some unspoken thing between you and that young vixen... you stud.
Tony: Well you know how it is.
Mike: Yeah, I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the shit off her.
Tony: Yeah I bet she is.


clean all the shit off her indeed. perhaps pick up her education in pygmalion fashion in the 9th grade where it formally left off...she could be fine.

the scroter ironically reminds me of tony's dream of a sexy woman with the head of abe lincoln.
 

She's got a naughty low-rent Ashley Judd thing goin' on.

He looks like the shifter knob that was on my ancient '73 Toyota Corona, if said knob had spent the last 10 years marinating in a Mandarian turd thong fading in the Iowa sun.
 

I wouldn't kick her out of bed..

I'd kick him in the face
 

I need to see her posterior before I render a verdict.

However, she uses a Sharpie for her eyebrows.... and so does her boy Chin Strap.
 

@Medusa

Good on you luv! Too right that these phonies with fake everything are becoming the cultural standard of "cool." Don't be sorry, be bold. Being a fakist 'bag or 'baguette is nothing to be proud of, though the arrogant smirks on the mugs of these jackasses just make the derision more justified.
 

My maid is cuter than her. Heck, my maid's balloon knot is cuter than her.

ASvB
 

@ Medusa

Shit baby, call your new "My Lil Pony" to come ove and take care of momma. You know the guy, Italian-Stallion!!

ASvB
 

These Chin-strappers remind me of those stuffed toys with humanized animal faces joined together in symmetrical seams. Just thinking of The Velveteen Rabbit and its book is a good example.

Future Gas Attendant Union Member 304 may yet have another number awaiting him someday: a penitentiary number.
 

I must defer to our generation’s Cicero, when beholding at this ‘bags jawline… for it was none other than her eloquence, meaning Paris Hilton’s, who uttered those words which will live forever in the cannon of literary lore: “That’s huuuuuuuuuuge.”
 

She has that puffy "I drink vodka from plastic bottles" face. That and the JC Penny bustier for a top equal simple, straight up whore which makes sense since poppa collar here is probably her pimp.
 

think of the poor gas attendants! they need to unionize so they can afford the meticulous chin strap shave and all the hair gel and the douchey subglasses!

won't somebody please think of the living standards of the poor gas attendants!?
 

OK, which one of you is responsible for The Orange People?

Heh heh.....
 

I'm a bit concerned. The "hott chicks" are tipping awfully bagette/guidette/bleeth lately. Ladies, let's pull it together, huh?
 

That is a stage-4 Bleeth. A Nottie. For sure.

But he is scroad.
 

Adam W - perhaps this is a sign that hotties are getting smarter and are staying away from carriers of the Greico virus? I know I've renounced bad boys a douches and married a smart, stable, kind engineer.
 

@ ASvB

HAHAHAAA Apparently he likes Teh Uglee a lot. At least it apears that way. I like the new avatar, BTW, it's cuddly.

@ Wheeze 5:04
I like!!! Ha ha, seriously, was that you? If not, I'm looking at bcs. Or else it's a lurker. Either way, the rest of the related links on that page are pretty spectacular as well. It's like the Cliff's notes of HCwDB. Well done, whoever you are!
 

How far have we fallen when there is even a debate about this girl being hot? Usually the douches make my brain hurt, but this time its the posters. This is not a matter of individual opinion or taste, she is not hot. Calling this girl hot is a crime against all of the well-adjusted, completely shag-able ladies out there that don't look like ass warmed over on some hot New Jersey asphalt. Please, gentlemen, lets come to our senses here.

Douchetros Douchetros Ghali
 

Lol at the Boriqabag. Jabroni, do you smell what the 'bag is cookin'?

-Douche Bauer
 

How lovely. She plucks his chinstrap and he returns the favor by plucking her eyebrows. Made for each other! Just stay that way but don't procreate for our sakes...
 

She could be hot, if she wasn't so gross
 

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Someone needs to slap that chin strap off his face.