Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Honorary Douchebag of the Month: Perez Hilton
For wasting the collective world's attention on inanity and purile poo, I'm giving a long overdue honorary Douchebag of the Month to ass pimple, blogger and whiny drama queen Perez Hilton.
Normally I don't target the gaybags for the simple fact that it is those who douche it up to get the hotts that rankle me.
But for the fact that, despite all attempts to filter any and all knowledge of this Perez Hilton character from my brain, I still know that he got into a fight with William of the Black Eyed Peas last night, pisses me the hell off.
After someone emailed me this whining testimonal, it was time to give out an award to this preening, vacuous waste of space.
Do I care if Mr. Peas punched first? Do I care that you drew a penis mouth on Lindsey Lohan for the 400th consecutive day in a row?
Hedda Hopper called. She says you suck.
You are Warholian superstar pastiche without the self awareness. You are dim echo of 1980s gay counterculture, reprocessed and defanged as a slightly edgier version of the typical host on "E!" You make Michael Musto look like Oscar Wilde.
All the Lohans and Parises and Jessica Simpsons of the world, penises drawn on their faces, will never bring you comfort, Mr. Hilton. Your successful spew is still the spew of 57 websites and nothing on. Except penises drawn on Lindsey Lohan.
I may only make fun of Hot Chicks and Douchebags in my little corner of the simulacrum. But at least when I get into fights, I don't think the world needs to know about every detail. You have become what you beheld, and no amount of ironic name moniker will save you from the fact you are driftwood monkey poo on a sea of crystalline narcissism and overhyped redundancies.
Take your blank page and fill it with the latest starlet drama. Repeat it enough times and the noise will be loud and fame enhanced. But it's simply a feedback loop of white-noise douchosity. Clown.
Now get off my internets and go back to penis drawing.
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It's true. Perez Hilton is a douchebag. But wouldn't it be better to have a picture of him standing next to a hot chick, instead of this no-talent abomination in the gold tinfoil dress?
# posted by 
: 10:38 AM
: 10:38 AM
I don't understand why Perez Hilton of all people would call will.i.am a fag, and the fact that I even know that this stupid event happened from reading CNN infuriates me.
# posted by : 10:44 AM
: 10:44 AM
according to Wikipedia, his real name is Mario Armando Lavandeira.
Polo Molina should have finished the job, and beat the living shit out of Mario.
gay or not, 'Perez Hilton' is an abomination and completely deserved to get clocked in his face. he's had it coming for quite some time.
it angers me that i am even aware of this toad.
Polo Molina should have finished the job, and beat the living shit out of Mario.
gay or not, 'Perez Hilton' is an abomination and completely deserved to get clocked in his face. he's had it coming for quite some time.
it angers me that i am even aware of this toad.
Bravo, DB1! Bravo!
However, after Hilton looks up Hedda Hopper and Oscar Wilde on Wikipedia, he's going to ensnare you on to his crappy blog with a "feud."
However, after Hilton looks up Hedda Hopper and Oscar Wilde on Wikipedia, he's going to ensnare you on to his crappy blog with a "feud."
# posted by : 10:51 AM
: 10:51 AM
I can proudly say that I was not aware of this buttlord's altercation with will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas. Although I am aware of him, but really, he has a megaphone, and eventually his noise will reach the people at the back of the room, no matter how they try to avoid it. If you keep shouting long enough everyone will hear you.
There have been far too many of these megaphone men lately with the advent of cable reality television and it's relentless need to herd empty fame whores into cheaply produced time filler. I can only hope and pray that their time shouting into the void is short.
There have been far too many of these megaphone men lately with the advent of cable reality television and it's relentless need to herd empty fame whores into cheaply produced time filler. I can only hope and pray that their time shouting into the void is short.
I applaud DB1 on the fact that this award has nothing at all to do with how this clown dresses. Ghey douchepass is inapplicable in this situation.
I can't wait until Chris Crocker sues Perez for copyright infringement. Crocker is the original tear-streaked whining douchebag.
I hate myself for knowing who Chris Crocker is.
I can't wait until Chris Crocker sues Perez for copyright infringement. Crocker is the original tear-streaked whining douchebag.
I hate myself for knowing who Chris Crocker is.
# posted by : 11:09 AM
: 11:09 AM
DB1. Even giving this pustule the title of douchebag is far to great a compliment imho. I am a great fan of your website and I implore you not to waste your talents on sub-humans when they are better spent mocking the hotts and the douches they adore. Or is it the other way around?
You have become what you beheld
Friedouche Nietzsche noted, if you stare into the Internet long enough, the Internet stares into you.
Friedouche Nietzsche noted, if you stare into the Internet long enough, the Internet stares into you.
DB1 - this is like calling a mentally challenged person "stupid" or someone in a coma "quiet."
It begs the question. Of all the things I can think of to call the Hilton sisters, a hot chick with a douchebag is WAY down on the list.
Definitely below a "hooker chick with a poorly dressed woman in..." whoops. I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
It begs the question. Of all the things I can think of to call the Hilton sisters, a hot chick with a douchebag is WAY down on the list.
Definitely below a "hooker chick with a poorly dressed woman in..." whoops. I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
# posted by : 11:15 AM
: 11:15 AM
What's the difference between Perez Hilton and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it!
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it!
# posted by : 11:18 AM
: 11:18 AM
DB1: I am shocked and disappointed at how you handled this Perez Hilton issue. Such a verbiose and intricate diatribe against this victim of battery is in poor form.
A crudely drawn floating dick hovering over his mouth would have been the appropriate response, sir.
A crudely drawn floating dick hovering over his mouth would have been the appropriate response, sir.
Q: What do these two Hiltons have in common with the Daytona Beach Hilton at spring break?
A. Chock full o' pricks.
A. Chock full o' pricks.
I thought the gays were supposed to have great fashion sense? He looks like my grandmother's davenport.
Perez got what he deserved. He should stop insulting Fergie on a constant basis. Now he's whining like a little bitch because someone stepped up for her. Don't dish it if you can't take it.
# posted by : 11:30 AM
: 11:30 AM
DB1, I love you sincerely. I don't care if I'm a man and you're a man... and, well, never mind.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, for giving this person the verbal beating he so richly deserves.
Respected colleagues, if you've ever read any of my contributions to this site, you know that I'm generally of the mild-mannered temperament. Even when provoked, I rarely attack. I usually just enjoy the camaraderie of the group and the very high level of humor.
HOWEVER, I, Reader Mike, can say with total conviction that I HATE-- REPEAT, HATE-- this person. A deep, primal, difficult-to-explain hate.
Does this person not provoke us to hate him? He does. Do the gays not realize that this person is doing tremendous damage to their image as disenfranchised citizens who feel they deserve every "right" they can think of? ;)
URGHH... I HATE HIM. So thank you, DB1, again and again and again. I'm so glad someone's finally called P.H. out for the awful, awful person that he is. You can't see me right now but I'm bowing to you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, for giving this person the verbal beating he so richly deserves.
Respected colleagues, if you've ever read any of my contributions to this site, you know that I'm generally of the mild-mannered temperament. Even when provoked, I rarely attack. I usually just enjoy the camaraderie of the group and the very high level of humor.
HOWEVER, I, Reader Mike, can say with total conviction that I HATE-- REPEAT, HATE-- this person. A deep, primal, difficult-to-explain hate.
Does this person not provoke us to hate him? He does. Do the gays not realize that this person is doing tremendous damage to their image as disenfranchised citizens who feel they deserve every "right" they can think of? ;)
URGHH... I HATE HIM. So thank you, DB1, again and again and again. I'm so glad someone's finally called P.H. out for the awful, awful person that he is. You can't see me right now but I'm bowing to you.
don't bow too far forward Reader Mike.
Perez Hilton might be behind you.
and for what it's worth, i agree with you 100%.
Perez Hilton might be behind you.
and for what it's worth, i agree with you 100%.
Not to complain, boss, but those two in the same picture is like a photo of a big fat turd AND the pink sock rectum it came from.
Does Visine make a bleach flavor? Please?
Does Visine make a bleach flavor? Please?
Perez Hilton transcends the issue of gay vs. straight and who may or may not a good representative for either group; he is a bad representative for all human kind. He's a bad representative of mammals.
I had never heard of this clown until that Miss USA flap took place but his never-ending diatribe afterwards told me that we're in a presence of a attention-getter whoreman.
So, I applaud Mr. Will.I.Am for punching Hilton's cock-sucking, ass-rimming, salad tossing face. I bet you he'll think long and hard before calling a straight man a faggot in the future.
So, I applaud Mr. Will.I.Am for punching Hilton's cock-sucking, ass-rimming, salad tossing face. I bet you he'll think long and hard before calling a straight man a faggot in the future.
from what i can tell by reading as little as possible of this fracas, it seems that Will.I.Am's manager did the hamfist landing to the bukkake-receptacle that is the face of Perez Hilton.
just an fyi.
just an fyi.
Perez is gay, but he's still a raging douchebag extraordinaire and it's too bad the BEP's manager didn't finish the job, because Perez is everything that is wrong with the world. Can the "Beating of the Week" tour stop at Spencer and Heidi's place next?
Not to be the "Spell Nazi" or anything, but it's Lindsay, not Lindsey Lohan. I'm ashamed that I know that...going back to that rock I crawled out from...
Not to be the "Spell Nazi" or anything, but it's Lindsay, not Lindsey Lohan. I'm ashamed that I know that...going back to that rock I crawled out from...
I would NEVER hit someone else (because I'd get my ass kicked) but I will provoke people by saying "the WORST thing I can imagine" to them.
What a fucking crybaby. Don't start no shit, won't be no shit, that's what I've heard.
What a fucking crybaby. Don't start no shit, won't be no shit, that's what I've heard.
He looks like my grandmother's davenport.
I just swallowed wrong. Fancy having that happen on a Perez Hilton thread.
Should I be worried?
I just swallowed wrong. Fancy having that happen on a Perez Hilton thread.
Should I be worried?
A catfight between Black Eyed Peas and this guy?
That's straight-up gangster shit, Will.i.am, ya heard me?
"I'm bleeding. I think my eye might be falling out of my head. I can not wrap my brain, as little or big as it may be, that a manager would do something so unprofessional."
"And God knows, it was not a random fan who hit me. And Polo, you are shameful. And Will.i.am, you are a coward."
"I'm bleeding, and they're falling us back to the hotel. I called the police. Even though Gaga had a body guard, what if one of these guys had a gun?"
"I could have told him I hope Fergie sits on a stick and impales herself!"
"So when the police did not come, I took to Twitter! And those who called the police for support, thank you. (sob, sob, sob.)"
"I have laost all respoect for all you guys, and Fergie, you're fugly bitch!"
whew. yep. gangster shit.
That's straight-up gangster shit, Will.i.am, ya heard me?
"I'm bleeding. I think my eye might be falling out of my head. I can not wrap my brain, as little or big as it may be, that a manager would do something so unprofessional."
"And God knows, it was not a random fan who hit me. And Polo, you are shameful. And Will.i.am, you are a coward."
"I'm bleeding, and they're falling us back to the hotel. I called the police. Even though Gaga had a body guard, what if one of these guys had a gun?"
"I could have told him I hope Fergie sits on a stick and impales herself!"
"So when the police did not come, I took to Twitter! And those who called the police for support, thank you. (sob, sob, sob.)"
"I have laost all respoect for all you guys, and Fergie, you're fugly bitch!"
whew. yep. gangster shit.
What a POS this guy is. He makes his living destroying people and thinks that he got abused because he got puched a couple of times?
If you call someone a faggot it is quite possible that they may want to beat your ass.
If you call someone a faggot it is quite possible that they may want to beat your ass.
# posted by : 12:25 PM
: 12:25 PM
the interesting part about this is that DB1's arch-nemesis, Jon Mayer, also hates Hilton, and was chewing him out on Twitter last night.
Are we witnessing the union of DB1 and Mayerbag against the same foe??
Are we witnessing the union of DB1 and Mayerbag against the same foe??
Truly repulsive person.
Like the inbred foecal output of Baron Vladimir Harkonnen himself.
Remind me again why it is Jeff Buckley should die and ^that 'thing' should live.
God? Can we do a swap?
Like the inbred foecal output of Baron Vladimir Harkonnen himself.
Remind me again why it is Jeff Buckley should die and ^that 'thing' should live.
God? Can we do a swap?
# posted by : 12:34 PM
: 12:34 PM
whay are all you hating on Perez? his site has a way higher traffic rating and is way more popular.
jealous much?
jealous much?
# posted by : 12:43 PM
: 12:43 PM
Hilton's tired act is a fruit fly in the "sell quick" bin of the cultural bodega. I honestly don't care into whom or what he chooses to put his dick I just find him esthetically offensive on virtually every level and incapable of marshaling even a smidge of compensatory substance. His entire life is less substantial than even his photo-mate who has managed to take bleeth beyond Bleeth and will likely endure as a cautionary fable if not the "Patient 0" of the "Hilton" strain of the herpes virus.
All of this said, I would forfeit my jumpseat in the black helicopter if I didn't question the motivation of this well-deserved screed. Is this not simply an attempt at guerrilla marketing for ISRGOWH? i.e., attract Hilton's wrath and a mention on his site that will drive his minions to HCwDB and from there to the TV show? The fellow is a cultural abortion so I'm OK with it either way, just curious.
All of this said, I would forfeit my jumpseat in the black helicopter if I didn't question the motivation of this well-deserved screed. Is this not simply an attempt at guerrilla marketing for ISRGOWH? i.e., attract Hilton's wrath and a mention on his site that will drive his minions to HCwDB and from there to the TV show? The fellow is a cultural abortion so I'm OK with it either way, just curious.
There are two real highlights here - One, actually refers to himself as a human being when anyone can see he is a giant heaping pile of pink Tinkerbell poo
Two, there are actually people douchy enough to CALL THE POLICE due to Perez Hilton's twitters, if there is a more appropriate seventh seal of the Douchepocalypse I do not know it. Pure post marathon taint.
Two, there are actually people douchy enough to CALL THE POLICE due to Perez Hilton's twitters, if there is a more appropriate seventh seal of the Douchepocalypse I do not know it. Pure post marathon taint.
@wheezer
Given the obsession with site traffic, I'm guessing anon 12:45 is actually spurs fan. I'm also willing to be the amount of overlap between the traffic to thedirty and Perez's cesspool of a site is non-trivial.
Given the obsession with site traffic, I'm guessing anon 12:45 is actually spurs fan. I'm also willing to be the amount of overlap between the traffic to thedirty and Perez's cesspool of a site is non-trivial.
Listen, all name calling aside, Perez Hilton is a preening know-nothing. His shtick is a reflection of the times. Look at his BFF there, Paris. Anyone spending more than a quick glance at anything regarding him is an idiot.
On the other side, the Black Eyed Peas music (sic.) is aweful. It's tweener music for kids that don't listen to nursery rhymes anymore but haven't yet gotten stoned/drunk and looked for something to listen to when buzzed.
The only good thing about this is the publicity they'll both receive. Not good for us for them.
That said, Mario Lavandeira would get my vote if he were running for office. I only wish he'd followed the sucker punch with a swift kick to Perez' worthless balls
On the other side, the Black Eyed Peas music (sic.) is aweful. It's tweener music for kids that don't listen to nursery rhymes anymore but haven't yet gotten stoned/drunk and looked for something to listen to when buzzed.
The only good thing about this is the publicity they'll both receive. Not good for us for them.
That said, Mario Lavandeira would get my vote if he were running for office. I only wish he'd followed the sucker punch with a swift kick to Perez' worthless balls
i don't know who spurs fan is, but you all know who perez is don't you?
except for baron van goloo. which doesnt suprise me since perez is under the age of 70.
except for baron van goloo. which doesnt suprise me since perez is under the age of 70.
# posted by : 1:39 PM
: 1:39 PM
@anon12:43...look dipshit, we know who Perez is because he's a media whore. he's great at getting attention. that's his pretty much his job.
so you're basically blaming us for surfing the internet or watching tv then?
piss off.
so you're basically blaming us for surfing the internet or watching tv then?
piss off.
@bcs
Hey the US had to work with Stalin to topple the Nazis.
But I am truly proud to say that I knew nothing about the fight between Will and Perez and I know next to nothing about Perez, EXCEPT that DB1 is right on the money from my limited knowledge.
I never thought I would be so proud to be so ignorant on a topic. I think I will reward myself by reading Dante's Divine Comedy, or with a tasty hoho.
Hey the US had to work with Stalin to topple the Nazis.
But I am truly proud to say that I knew nothing about the fight between Will and Perez and I know next to nothing about Perez, EXCEPT that DB1 is right on the money from my limited knowledge.
I never thought I would be so proud to be so ignorant on a topic. I think I will reward myself by reading Dante's Divine Comedy, or with a tasty hoho.
# posted by : 1:53 PM
: 1:53 PM
the one time paul lynde tried pussy this douchetard popped out nine months later.
seriously paul lynde is rolling over in his grave. perez hilton came around in an era where he can say pretty much anything, the complete freedom to say anything. naturally perez hilton fucks it up.
maybe its because being gay no longer confers the outsider comedic sensibility paul lynde had. in his time he skewered people as much as he could, without, you no making it to obvious. until that one time...the problem with hilton is he wants to be shocking, but a gay guy talking about how straight rich hollywood chicks is about as edgy as room temperature butter.
basically he is a troglodyte throwback from 70s gayland. where just being gay was enough to put him on the edge he wishes to operate from...
i don't read his stuff, does he try and "out" hollywood/music types a lot? i would think he chose one of the few he could provoke by playing the gay card.
seriously paul lynde is rolling over in his grave. perez hilton came around in an era where he can say pretty much anything, the complete freedom to say anything. naturally perez hilton fucks it up.
maybe its because being gay no longer confers the outsider comedic sensibility paul lynde had. in his time he skewered people as much as he could, without, you no making it to obvious. until that one time...the problem with hilton is he wants to be shocking, but a gay guy talking about how straight rich hollywood chicks is about as edgy as room temperature butter.
basically he is a troglodyte throwback from 70s gayland. where just being gay was enough to put him on the edge he wishes to operate from...
i don't read his stuff, does he try and "out" hollywood/music types a lot? i would think he chose one of the few he could provoke by playing the gay card.
HOOOOOOOOO - RAYYYYYYY for your wise wise words! Know if only everyone else would just ignore him 2!
# posted by : 2:36 PM
: 2:36 PM
I dislike this fatfuck a bunch.
I could care less that hes gay.
what i don't like about him is what he did to miss california after she answered his question.
Since he does not believe in freedom of speech, i would like to send him to a country that doesn't either and see how they feel about his life style
I could care less that hes gay.
what i don't like about him is what he did to miss california after she answered his question.
Since he does not believe in freedom of speech, i would like to send him to a country that doesn't either and see how they feel about his life style
# posted by : 2:39 PM
: 2:39 PM
Wait, I don't know if anyone else has made this comment, but, although we can all agree that Perez Hilton is a terrible waste of humanity, can we not also say the same for any member of the Black Eyed Peas? I mean really, they are objectively terrible. Boom, Boom...(wait for it)...POW, indeed. I would think that Will.i.am could pay an entire army of personal ninja bodyguards to take care of Mr. Hilton, given that Will.i.am has sold the rights to every song he's ever been involved with to the highest bidder on every possible occasion (see, e.g., Target ad out now). And by any standard, this guy (and his bandmates) dress like the douches/bleeths that they are. Seriously--look at ANY picture and tell me these guys couldn't make it onto this site in a second if they were nobodies. Ok, that is all.
# posted by : 3:04 PM
: 3:04 PM
@ Anon 3:04
You are correct, but i give Will a pass for busting up that Clop of Shit.
I'm just sorry he can still type and talk
You are correct, but i give Will a pass for busting up that Clop of Shit.
I'm just sorry he can still type and talk
# posted by : 3:19 PM
: 3:19 PM
How do these douchbags become famous !? Who gives a shit about any of these people ! The guy made a name for himself as a socialite blogger !? Gimmie a break ! This guy is the biggest POS on the planet and here he is still making headlines. Pathetic !
# posted by : 3:35 PM
: 3:35 PM
What I do know:
1. If you post it on the internet, anyone and everyone can see it, possibly in perpetuity. And anyone who is a target of things that you say that are not nice, can see them and possibly retaliate. Sucks that you either have to censor or defend yourself when exercising your free speech, but that's just the way it goes.
2. The Black Eyed Peas do indeed suck and Fergie is not the attractive woman people believe her to be, IMHO. However, I'm impressed that Fergie was able to pee herself on stage and then laugh about it when the media jacked off all over the story for, like, 6 months. And, despite the fact that the make sucky music, they also make millions of dollars. I make sucky paintings and have no money. So, they know something that I don't obviously.
3. On that note, Perez Hilton makes a lot of money doing what were' doing for free, which is talking shit about people we've never met. And getting punched in the face for it is only making him richer. If I got punched in the face right now, I'd get nothing but some swelling and bruising. Damnit. Perez Hilton also knows something that I do not.
4. I am suddenly a little depressed.
1. If you post it on the internet, anyone and everyone can see it, possibly in perpetuity. And anyone who is a target of things that you say that are not nice, can see them and possibly retaliate. Sucks that you either have to censor or defend yourself when exercising your free speech, but that's just the way it goes.
2. The Black Eyed Peas do indeed suck and Fergie is not the attractive woman people believe her to be, IMHO. However, I'm impressed that Fergie was able to pee herself on stage and then laugh about it when the media jacked off all over the story for, like, 6 months. And, despite the fact that the make sucky music, they also make millions of dollars. I make sucky paintings and have no money. So, they know something that I don't obviously.
3. On that note, Perez Hilton makes a lot of money doing what were' doing for free, which is talking shit about people we've never met. And getting punched in the face for it is only making him richer. If I got punched in the face right now, I'd get nothing but some swelling and bruising. Damnit. Perez Hilton also knows something that I do not.
4. I am suddenly a little depressed.
Actually, pfah, anon 12:43 @ 1:39 had me dead to rights. I only learned who Perez Hilton was about a month ago. I'd managed to ignore him prior to that because I figured anybody that spun their drag queen name off of Paris Hilton wasn't worth knowing about. I was right.
And to Medusa's point #3,
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........fuck.
And to Medusa's point #3,
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........fuck.
Ladies and gentleman, I'm afraid the extreme crapulence of this Perez Hilton fellow has left me unable to convey my feelings in my usual manner.
Good day, and good Tarmal to you all.
Good day, and good Tarmal to you all.
# posted by : 6:40 PM
: 6:40 PM
Will.I.Am is a douchebag. How do you not realize THAT ! haha. Look up his oufits. Black Douche. You don't see that? You don't punch a queen. That is never cool. You end up looking like a big faggot. F ! Will.I.Am. Sellout bitch.
# posted by : 6:42 PM
: 6:42 PM
@macho
Hey buddy, I bet you suck a mean c*k and swallow jizz with gusto...just like your faggot friend, Hilton.
Hey buddy, I bet you suck a mean c*k and swallow jizz with gusto...just like your faggot friend, Hilton.
WAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I hate it when DB1 shows how smart he is! I can't keep up and it makes me feel dumb! BOOHOOOO! I show up here and read his posts but like it better when he just says "boobies" because that's all I know!
# posted by : 7:14 PM
: 7:14 PM
Tell me again how that pillsbury doughboy fudge-packer gets to judge a beauty pageant. No wonder GM can't sell cars any more - the country has gone to hell.
# posted by : 7:27 PM
: 7:27 PM
Perez Hilton is the date from hell without ever having even gone out with him.
# posted by : 8:02 PM
: 8:02 PM
Perez Schmerez. Europidouche is right on about Paul Lynde. If you want to laugh until you shart your BVD's just google Lynde's best quotes from Hollywood Squares. That crazy bastard killed.
I'm so happy Perez got what he (?) deserved! You don't call someone a faggot and not expect to get punched. It's like hurling racial slurs and being surprised when you get beat down.
@Anon : 3:04 PM BEP's music may be shit but at least will.i.am's doing something good for humanity with his money. He sent 4 men to college this year and set up a scholarship fund so he can do it annually. At least he's giving back to the youth who consume his crap
@Anon : 3:04 PM BEP's music may be shit but at least will.i.am's doing something good for humanity with his money. He sent 4 men to college this year and set up a scholarship fund so he can do it annually. At least he's giving back to the youth who consume his crap
# posted by : 12:22 AM
: 12:22 AM
ps. it was pretty low/misguided of Perez to post this link on his twitter with the caption "The Black Eyed Peas and their camp's horrific history of violence!". http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article54147.ece As if the band (?) should be blamed for being at a bar with World Cup fans. We've all seen the post-game riots. I guess he really resorts to ego-defensive reactance when threatened. Yowza! what a douche
# posted by : 12:40 AM
: 12:40 AM
Mr. DB1
Thank you. Your clarity of expression oce again makes "your little corner of the simulacrum" the best corner to be in. I shall continue standing here, like that guy at a party who tries to look cool and uninterested, while secretly wishing he could be as cool as those cool dudes who are drinking tequila shots out of marble white cleavage...
Sincerely
Disconnected
Thank you. Your clarity of expression oce again makes "your little corner of the simulacrum" the best corner to be in. I shall continue standing here, like that guy at a party who tries to look cool and uninterested, while secretly wishing he could be as cool as those cool dudes who are drinking tequila shots out of marble white cleavage...
Sincerely
Disconnected
I absolutely LOVE this site and this is the BEST POST EVER! Perez is such a frackin assclown and DB1 gave him the smacketh-down of the month.
Does anybody really care what Ms. California thinks about gay marriage, MS. Hilton? Who cares??? Just let her smile and let us admire her and keep your political crap out of me looking for stroke material
Does anybody really care what Ms. California thinks about gay marriage, MS. Hilton? Who cares??? Just let her smile and let us admire her and keep your political crap out of me looking for stroke material
# posted by : 7:22 AM
: 7:22 AM
That f'in video is unbelievable. Shows the sad state of our nation that this guy has actually achieved any level of fame or success. What a disgrace. And it's funny that he's calling someone else a faggot. I wish Will I. Am would have followed this guy from the club and made him disappear. Gotta go puke now...
# posted by : 11:10 AM
: 11:10 AM
Hey Tea 'Bag,
Anon 3:04 pm here. You are correct. The least the douchey musicians (and other wealthy douches) of the world can do is help some people out with their money. I did not know that about Will.i.am and, while it doesn't forgive the outfits or the music, it at least makes me root for him in a douche-fight. Pardon the earlier rant.
Anon 3:04 pm here. You are correct. The least the douchey musicians (and other wealthy douches) of the world can do is help some people out with their money. I did not know that about Will.i.am and, while it doesn't forgive the outfits or the music, it at least makes me root for him in a douche-fight. Pardon the earlier rant.
# posted by : 11:45 AM
: 11:45 AM
Will.I.am smacked Perez Hilton?
I see someone's been checking the suggestion box...
I see someone's been checking the suggestion box...
# posted by : 2:19 PM
: 2:19 PM
Hilton is blonde
Hilton likes it up the ass
Hilton has 58 STDs
Hilton's mom said "Never gape and tell"
Hilton's favorite color is pink
Hilton is retarded
Hilton has been fucked by more men than Jenna Jameson & Terra Patrick combined
Hilton has small tits
...
I'm sure you can't tell to which one I'm reffering to...
... 0_o
-FuzzyFugazi-
Hilton likes it up the ass
Hilton has 58 STDs
Hilton's mom said "Never gape and tell"
Hilton's favorite color is pink
Hilton is retarded
Hilton has been fucked by more men than Jenna Jameson & Terra Patrick combined
Hilton has small tits
...
I'm sure you can't tell to which one I'm reffering to...
... 0_o
-FuzzyFugazi-
# posted by : 5:49 PM
: 5:49 PM
This guy's a waste of space and a waste of humanity. ASPCA, if you're reading this, please do the right thing and put him to sleep.
# posted by : 10:55 PM
: 10:55 PM
I stopped reading this douchebag's website after her busted on Brooke Shields for being a working mom. To say I was insulted that he passed judgment on The Brooke puts it mildly. What he has been up to over the past 3 years, I'm not too sure. Since I've been so busy being a working mom and all.
So I have one word:
AMEN, DB 1.
XO -
MILF who loathes douchebags
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So I have one word:
AMEN, DB 1.
XO -
MILF who loathes douchebags
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