Oh yeah... those are real....
 

kind of want to give the guy on the right a pass...i'm gonna say nottadouche...no bling, no tat that we can see, no weird open shirt, hat at strange tilt, no goose,and he has a HUGE goofy smile as he poses with two scoops of bleeth on his right...
 

I am sure I speak for The Observation Specialist when I point out that the gentleman on the right greatly enjoys being in near proximity to very large breasts.
 

boobies.
 

Wow, there must be a shortage of saline in Vegas with these two around.
 

yah hanz and veeter party in Vegas I wish they all could be Kali fornia yah
 

The chick in pink would look way hotter if she took those sunglasses off and shoved them into her snatch.
 

Fun fact: These two ladies are actually topless. When the surface area of part of your skin increases by a factor of 10, your body can't produce enough melanin to compensate. The affected area changes from human colored to one of the hues you find in a CMYK inkjet cartridge.
 

I agree, dude on right gets a notadouche pass.
He'd grin the same way if he was posing in front of the world's largest ball of aluminum foil or an ostrich.
These strippers are demonstrating the enormous tensile strength of plastic fish netting.
 

For once, I will give pass on the men. Even if the one is drinking Red Bull. I will give them both a pass, a subtle motion to direct them towards the door. Then I will proceed to skin the women alive, and I will wear their implants over my ears like Princess Leia's hair-buns.
 

Massengill - the chick on the right would be MUCH hotter if she had the glasses from the chick on the left shoved in her snatch - while she was still wearing them...think big, man!
 

Red Bull may be an effective energy drink, but Vincenzo better realize that it also:
May cause headaches, insomnia and cannot prevent sexually transmitted diseases
 

These brightly colored porn skanks have brightened my day, however, salamander boy's revolting display of man nipple is saddening. I gotta give the notta on the right my support though! His genuine smile tells me that if he gets a chance to score with pinkie on the right he will die a happy man and do his Incan ancestors proud.
 

As he hangs on for dear life, spent and buzzed on Red Bull and snorted 12-Hour Sudafed, Gille's lazy eye drifts towards his buddy, Juaref, as his last words before being dropped off at the limo prior to losing consciousness roll off his Sahara-dry tongue, "Make shyure you tip zee pool boy for finding uzz zees ladeez ..."...."where'zz my wallet..?".. "zzzz"
 

Left one is frigging frightening.. monster face to match her monster fakies. Pinky would be cute if she got those half bowling balls removed. Attention bimbos nobody likes fakies and certainly not ones that look like that.
 

If you look closely you can see Pinky's right nipple...
 

@ anon 2:15

Speak for yourself. Fake boobs are boobs, too. As such, I like them.
 

the one on the left is old enough to have banged both sinatra, jfk and jfk jr.
 

more than two <> both, so strike that...
 

@ Massengill 1:57 PM

That comment made me spill my coffee. Well done sir.
 

@ massengill 2:54

I agree, my good man. Fake boobs have feelings too, and as such deserve the same rights to be felt up as the homegrowns.

If we unite, we can stop the hate.

-The JimboDouche for President 2012
 

aye id slather and knaw those love mounds like a rabid gofer in a carrot patch.
 

@ Medusa 2:08

They could also double as beanbag chairs for when you "entertain" guests. Just be careful when using the scourge--bloodstains on carpet can be such a bitch to remove. Cheers.

-The JimboDouche
 

So, you're saying that if by some miracle I could land either of these bleeths, I'd catch something incurable or be turned into a douchebag?
 

All boobs are real if I can touch them.
 

All boobs are real if I can touch them.
 

All boobs are real if I can touch them.
 

I'm torn between saying "what a dark slippery staircase is that which leads to bleethdom" and "ooogh: Yum". It is almost considerate of the douchinis to wear colors that allow them to be mentally faded into the background.

--VS
 

@ anon 3:49

cc? is that you?
 

I will also give the guy on the right a nottadouche pass. He's too dang happy.

But the bleeth and the scrote in the middle make me want to take a shower.
 

MY EYES!!! Why haven't we outlawed florescent colors yet? Fuck. God there is just so much wrong with this picture. Napalm and fire is what it needs. Though if you put a flame next to Barbi and Stacy here I bet you wouldn't need to napalm. But the plastic will stink when it starts to burn.

Guy on the left has far too big of a smile to be fully douche. I wouldn't doubt Don Juan here isn't trying to teach him the ropes though. Common man, a mesh shirt that's not even buttoned fully? Are you trying to look like a gay boy? You have the waxed eyebrows, the chest that should have been waxed, but I understand that nice studded belt probably took what was left of your allotted waxing fund. Its like Ricky Martin and Enrique Iglesias had a love child and then pooed on him.

If I pop their boobs do I get a stuffed animal like at the carnival?
 

That should be Barbie damnit.
 

Goofy grin? That guy makes me think of that Motorhead song, Smiling Like a Killer. I really hope those ladies didn't run into that guy in the parking lot later.

Not saying I wouldn't put my lotion in their baskets. Just sayin'.
 

The smiling guy looks like he's died and gone to heaven. I just can't help feeling gleeful for him.
However, the other fellow would join Medusa and I for Arts and Crafts wherein I would use his nipples for a set of earrings while she was crafting those boobie earmuffs.
 

@Massengill

Gives a new meaning to "lady killer," eh?

Crap, I think I just gave myself nightmare fodder. Creepy smiles mixed with lady suits with big fake jubblies. Holy hell.
 

I would hit either one of them and be idiotically happy.

And so would you.
 

@ Ashfish

I imagine these guys working in tandem: Chestshave McSuave feeds them drinks and woos them all the way to the van. And that's when Crazy Smile gets the party started with a really big fucking knife. He carves up their breast meat while McSuave tries on their panties. Or something like that.
 

@massengill

I think its time for a new product in the women's security items line: Pepper spray implants. It can either be squirt from the nipple or upon puncture will send a high velocity spray into the assailant's eyes. Kind of like a Velociraptor.

They have too much boobage to fit into those bras that shock people. Too bad, that'd have the potential to be a top youtube video.
 

Boobies. Bling and chest stubble. And boobies.

God those things are huge. You'd have to know orbital mechanics to tittyfuck either of them without being terminally trapped in the gravitational pull. There is just a shade of redeeming discomfort in the too broad smile on the right.

Boobies. I need to bleach my monitor now. Boobies.
 

No way - who asked for the takedown? I guess the hotts didn't want the truth to be known.....heh heh.....
 

Now that was a quick answer to my question! It's as if you were reading my mind, DB1. Heh heh.....
 

Google will quickly reunite you with the picture, in case, like me, you missed the spectacle that was 'Eurobags and Inflat-a-hotts'.

FUCK YOU EUROBAG 2!!!

FUCK YOU!

hehehehe
 

@Gaijindouche, 6:06 p.m. -

You mean like this?

I guess dickhead Euroscrote #2 is going to have to wipe out the whole Internet to get rid of it.
 

Precisely like that, Wheezer. Precisely.
 

Not to worry, the dime-a-dozen Eurobags are forgettable, the plastic surgeried Inflatahotts are memorable. Sometimes the Power of Poo is in the females' favor.
 

in retrospect, they are still douchebags.

and European inflat-a-hotts are highly fuckable.
 

Lame revenge of the douche pic deleted