Friday, June 26, 2009
Cocktus Plants
Cocktus Plant instructions:
1. Make sure your Cocktus Plant gets plenty of light.
2. Water with L.A. Looks Gel every four to six months
3. Keep your Cocktus Plant in a dry area, and your Cocktus Plant should live for many years. Or until its parents cut off its credit card.
4. If you tire of your Cocktus Plant getting drunk and playing Journey songs on the jukebox just to sing along loudly and out of key, simply kick it in the nads and it should go away.
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I wonder what other things they do with each other besides applying bleachy, spikey hair gel.
# posted by 
: 10:43 AM
: 10:43 AM
I feel like I'm looking at the color wheel at the salon. Why does their hair match?
You know, I can understand manscaping in a sick and perverted way for the average built stereotypically "pretty" douchebag. But Bra on the right...seriously dude...no amount of manscaping is gonna make your face look any less fucked up. Maybe if you tried looking like you weren't in a dumbfounded stupor I could have a better opinion of you. I feel like the only thing between his ears is static. But he does have his chin tilted up, like he's expecting my slap to his face. Bag on the right is going to come out of the closet in about 2 years. Once he realizes that the hardon he's having isn't from blondie but from the other douche on the end.
There seems to be a rash of crazy bitch pictures coming in. Seriously. Blondie, looks like she'd stab you while you slept only to nurse your wounds so she could then kick you in the nads.
Aww, I feel bad for her friend Chrissy here. She cakes on the makeup to make herself feel as pretty as Jenna. She probably went through a chubby phase and is still trying to recover her body image.
Protip: Oversize designer earrings will throw off the proportions of your face. If you're already self-conscious, best to go with something smaller, that will actually accent your facial features.
You know, I can understand manscaping in a sick and perverted way for the average built stereotypically "pretty" douchebag. But Bra on the right...seriously dude...no amount of manscaping is gonna make your face look any less fucked up. Maybe if you tried looking like you weren't in a dumbfounded stupor I could have a better opinion of you. I feel like the only thing between his ears is static. But he does have his chin tilted up, like he's expecting my slap to his face. Bag on the right is going to come out of the closet in about 2 years. Once he realizes that the hardon he's having isn't from blondie but from the other douche on the end.
There seems to be a rash of crazy bitch pictures coming in. Seriously. Blondie, looks like she'd stab you while you slept only to nurse your wounds so she could then kick you in the nads.
Aww, I feel bad for her friend Chrissy here. She cakes on the makeup to make herself feel as pretty as Jenna. She probably went through a chubby phase and is still trying to recover her body image.
Protip: Oversize designer earrings will throw off the proportions of your face. If you're already self-conscious, best to go with something smaller, that will actually accent your facial features.
Sorry DB1, but I doubt these douches are old enough to listen to Journey. More like Black Eyed Peas.
# posted by : 10:58 AM
: 10:58 AM
It's very rare that the severity of infection in both bleeth and douche match so exactly. For the three on the left, this is true. Chad, on the right, is still working on it, bless his heart.
Seriously, the crazy-eyed chicks are right at that stage where they're willing to "experiment" with each other. The blonde will take the lead. This leaves me honestly confused. Part of me wants to say "don't fuck this up douches." The other part is channeling Colonel Kurtz. There is a third part furiously masterbating, but you all knew that.
Seriously, the crazy-eyed chicks are right at that stage where they're willing to "experiment" with each other. The blonde will take the lead. This leaves me honestly confused. Part of me wants to say "don't fuck this up douches." The other part is channeling Colonel Kurtz. There is a third part furiously masterbating, but you all knew that.
Hmm. The chick on the right looks like one of Joey Porche's bleeths. All they need now is the orange to complete the look.
Is the Fung spreading?
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Is the Fung spreading?
# posted by : 11:49 AM
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