Halloween pic? Her sleeve looks rather Octobery to me.
 

I don't know what made me click to view a larger version of this picture. I'm guessing insanity coupled with masochism. I wish I could unsee this.
 

I'm so proud.








Then I'm like...(Puts gun to head)Chk-Chk Boom!
 

thanks for the warning DB1






i did not listen
 

Okay, I get it, dude. Spikey hair, skull heads t-shirt , bad tatts (I thought the spider web went on the elbow for dopes that like spider webs ?), wannabe hardass glare and a skanky chick that isn't afraid to touch your sweaty wet spot.



I guess your place in humanity is solidifed. Keep those arms in shape for when you're pushing a mop as a high school janitor in the not-too-distant future
 

Angela already peed in his gluteal orifice...hey, I'd mistake his face for an ass too if I saw the skidmark and raised taint hairs clotted with unknown quantities of duck butter.
 

The FUTURE is here!Ted Nugent III (neo facist) V Jodi Mintzer from the Island (Staten).
 

What the fuck? Why is his skin grey in patches? Please, please tell me that is not corrosive douche-sweat causing the dyes in his clothes to run? (Gags) Like the Bag Queen I am wishing I had not looked more closely at this. The horror is fractal, manifest at every scale, probably right down to an atomic level. What is that orange patch on his arm? Why has he got an ammonite tattooed on his arm? And that thing on his chin? Urgh. Just... Just yuck.
 

that dude is the lead singer of the band COMBICHRIST (whose chick-drummer isn't bad to look at). conifrmed via tatt-match. why do i know this? 'cause i work at a music venue ...so i know everything.

and the shirt's an easy lead.

- CG
 

@CG 11:27

Two words: duck butter.

Look it up.
 

Ya know...Me thinks his toothbrush mustache is a couple inches too low.Hitler was instructed to trim his stache in order that it would fit under the respirator masks, introduced in response to British mustard gas attacks.I don't really believe, I know that.
 

Blaaaaahahahahaha! "I will sing the love ballads and you will hear them and be in awe of my powerful manly voice, yah!" May be the funniest pic on the HCwDB site.

That hott is not, maybe its the pose but her mid section is kinda frumpy.

Boobies are life.
 

so in addition to all his other faults, the lead singer of the band is wearing his own band's t shirt on stage? unless its a rock-against-rectal warts charity battle of the bands or something, that is a faux pas worthy of being walked out on en masse just about the start of the third song when they think they are starting to feel the energy of the crowd...

in fact in a just universe, one which would predate any and all expansion of the ticketbastard concept...you should be entitled to a full refund of any ticket cost if the band members are wearing their own band t's on stage..

other than that i have to say there is something inherently dirtysweet about our hott here...no she isn't the one you want to think about laying in bed after a major coronary, wife by your side going on and on as if hearing about how the overgrown plantings of the neighbors yard is going to take your mind off the fact that your penis will probably never function again. at a time like that you want to think back on a much hotter nubile flower of femininity, but in terms of throwing you a good, wild, possibly disturbing fuck like the first rain of another monsoon season washes all the mud and dust into the formerly dry creekbeds...she's the kinda ho you want.
 

@ Scroteophobic

I'm thinking the big orange splotch is a semi-healed bruise. But WTH is up with his neck?? It's beyond words. Was he working at an oil rig before the show??

By far the most disturbing thing is that little armpit area that hasn't seen the sun since 1987. Super max prisoners on lockdown 23 hours a day have more color in their skin then that.

Maybe a douche-like appearance is a symptom of a massive vitamin D deficiency?
 

She's posing with him like those bride and groom photos with the hand up and all that. Maybe this is their wedding portrait, heh heh. She sure is smiley and he sure is gruff. Figures.
 

What she may lack in breast size, she makes it all up with some extremely elongated nipples.

When she's naked, it looks like she has two toilet plungers stuck to her chest.




(fades back into a drunken coma)
 

@Lulu
Now I have a deeply disturbing picture of his chest, waxed and corpse white. I may need therapy.

He should realise that he is truly rank when his sweat causes the dye in his clothes to try to escape his odoriferous presence. I can picture every molecule fleeing for the high ground, trying to get away from the dripping pits of doom. By the end of the night he is wearing stained white clothes and the tips of his fauxhawk are jet black. And quietly whimpering.
 

Tiny-tittie hott - did you Dad spend a lot of time on the road, servicing copy machines and visiting Asian massage parlors? Did Mom have a hidden bottle in the bottom of the hamper? What went wrong, tiny-tittie hott?
 

This dude appears to be a sleestak out of his costume, unmasked if you will ala KISS in the 80's. The circus performer girlfriend looks like she would be a lot of fun if you can break her away from that cirque du soleil crowd. That and the aforementioned plunger nipples that have now invaded my consciousness, thankfully it numbs the pain from sleestak's irritating stare. Like he wants to get all Sleestak on me. Now back to the plungers...
 

Crucial @1:53, that minimal breast size with elongated nips reminds me of the breast-feeders I'd see at the Greyhound station, back in the day. Or in 'Nam. Or in NatGeo pictures. Back in the day.
 

He's lead singer of Necrotic Armpit, apparently.
 

Look at the size of that goddamn sweatstain.
 

A quick visit to the Merck tells me this Hoffspringa-dinga has a skin condition known as "vitiligo."

Cuz NOBODY except a full-blown albino has patchy skin THAT white, which unfortunately, he emphasizes even more with his tatts, farmer tan and red-face. Could be, however, that the diversionary tactics of silly clothes and faux-hawk and chin pube, not to mention the scowl, are there for a reason.

...because he doesn't feel comfortable looking like a pinto pony....

There is NO logical reason for the presence of Angela with the polka-dotted skull bikini top, unless she's pulling Appaloosa spots in the wrong place.

But I'm being kinder than the average bear.
 

this is andy la plegua from combichrist and i hate to burst your bubbles on hating this guy being in here as a douchebag, for i have seen them play in downtown detroit this febuary and actualy met him after the show.
and of course, this pic was taken right after a set, so thats why hes sweating.
but combichrist put off a real good show that did leave the ears ringing.
i have also seen them open up for KMFDM and combichrist did a better job in my opinion or else i wouldnt be here defending him.
the music is dark industrial and he was not only very nice to us people getting autographs, he was just as grateful while taking time out to have a quick chat with us and not acting like some egotistical peacock on a pedestal.
hes not a douchebag so please wipe that lable on andy away, he may look like the stereotype of the rest of the pompous asswipes in this site, but truthfully, he is not and there was not one single guido/douchebag/bronzed out/blink 182/pappa roach/sugar ray/dance club dickhead at the show, pretty much it was all goth/industrial people/some metal heads were at the show and his music caters to a whole completely different thing.
the rest of the assholes on this site deserve to get hated on, not him...
 

may i add that andy la plegua does not own a 1992 range rover, he owns a restored and hot rodded out 1952 ford crestline and if you dont believe me, go look it up on youtube and theres really not too many people from norway who come here to live in the states and wind up digging deep into the intersts of good old detroit made cars...
 

ok...does not address the fundamental douche signifier after all the other ones. only iron maiden gets to wear their own t's in fact if you bought their shirt you wouldn't wear it to their gig...

also if ears ringing is the barometer, rock out on the tarmac of any reasonably sized airport....thats like glamcore-hard industrial-byproduct rock....


an arrogant douchebag is an arrogant douchebag, singing songs people cut themselves to doesn't change that
 

to euripidouche...


speaking of singing songs of cutting themselves, this makes me want to write a song of cutting off your little chihuahua sized mail sack and placing it on my wall as a trophy.
and so why dont you press yer tounge very hard up against my hairy bunghole so i can blast a draught beer and burrito diarrhea fart on yer tounge and maybe i just might be kind enough to give you a runny chocolate bonus of last night num nums as yer daddy takes pics of the scenario, while hes up in a pair of assless leather chaps, a blonde wig and candy apple red lipstick :)
and afterwards of you digging your face into my stinky and hairy crevace, you also can suck my toes with yellow mustard and worship my calloused feet as i pimp slap and donkey punch the back of yer ringwormed and louse ridden head!!!
and that will be definately guaranteed to make your ears ring and head crack like the liberty bell!
and if you have anything more to say, let me tell you something... andy gets more female ass than a toilet seat while you probably are able to only pound the piss out of miss michigan and rosy palmer as most likely your only lovely ladies, and i just mentioned that he was a very nice and appreciative person unlike you were tagging him as arrogant, becuase its apparent that you have failed to properly read and so i will have to render you illiterate and treat you like a moron because you never seen him play live or met him in person so just shut the hell up and have a very wonderful and lovely day, ya douchebag :)


p.s.
so how do you like those apples mister macho man???
 

May I add that Andy La Plegua does not own a 1992 Range Rover, he owns an ashtray made from Dick Cheney's left testicle.
 

May I add that Andy La Plegua does not own a 1992 Range Rover, he owns a Clydesdale Horse with a cup holder dug into it's back meat.
 

May I add that Andy La Plegua does not own a 1992 Range Rover, he owns a '68 Volkswagon filled with $3,452 worth of puddin'.
 

May I add that Andy La Plegua does not own a 1992 Range Rover, he owns a crimson butt plug carved out of the hydraulic landing gear of the Enola Gay, and it's got eyes and an angry mouth painted on the tip.
 

May I add that Andy La Plegua does not own a 1992 Range Rover, he owns a Fender Precision Bass Guitar which he plays as part of Samurai Scrote's band.
 

May I add that Andy La Plegua does not own a 1992 Range Rover, he owns royalties and rights to the phrase "Don't Taze me, Bro!!!", which earned enough capital for him to purchase a 1992 Range Rover. But he did not purchase a 1992 Range Rover. Could have, though.

Totally could have.
 

May I add that Andy La Plegua does not own a 1992 Range Rover, he owns a pants press that smells like Ricky Lake's underleg area and he smashes Subway BMT's flat with that pants press and eat's those mofo's like Grendel eating Beawulf's Thanes whole and piecemeal.
 

May I add that Andy La Plegua does not own a 1992 Range Rover, he owns a pool cue, a polar bear scat collection and 17 packets of Swiss Miss Instant Cocoa.
 

@Anon 3:49
So what is with the stare he is giving the camera?

I've got a lot of time for dark industrial, goth and so on but even I have to laugh when they play up to a generic image. Glaring at the camera, well, a bit passe, no? He sounds OK, but then I look at that hair, chin-tuft and those dye stains... I'm torn. If he laughs at this then I'd give him a humour pass.
 

@ Scroteophobic

The image of the jet black whimpering fauxhawk is cracking me up! LMAO

@ Anon 3:49

Just because you're in a "dark industrial" band doesn't mean you're not a douche. In the very broadest sense of the term, a douche is someone who cultivates a phony image in an attempt to gain acceptance from the herd. The herd doesn't have to be Jerztards. It can be jocks or even dark industrial band types.

No one who is truly a badass rocker type has to go around proving to people that they are truly a badass rocker type.
 

May I add that Andy La Plegua can make his entire head look like Boba Fett's spaceship?
 

She should try putting lots of make up on her face....wait....nevermind.
 

anon@610

i thought you went overboard with cliched imagery. frankly there was no ebb and flow to it, i couldn't suspend disbelief long enough to forget someone was trying really hard to sound tough.

might i suggest that you tighten up around 1 maybe 2 ideations of violence or scatological concepts. sometimes less is more...often time its working within self imposed restrictions that one digs deep enough to produce something loosely construed as art, or an internet threat whichever was your intention
 

dark sock and euripidouche are a couple of gay transvetite rod lover slut-holes who like to play the game of (hot laundry!) as of taking a hot fabric iron and rubbing it on each others little giblet sacks, while cramming bottles of thunderbird ghetto wine, back end in first prior to bitch slapping each other and little episodes of tune in tokyo with each other's nipples while wearing period and shit stained crotchless panties from fredricks of hollywood with the hint of the clap for flavor.

and dark sock does not own a 1992 range rover.
he owns a 1987 yugo in which he rides profusely for hours on end around at elementary school yards and geriatric homes, looking for little children and fat old men with alzheimers to molest prior to going over to euripidouche's home for wine bottle enema ass loving sodomy and shocking each others guiches with a train set transformer while yelling out loud (CHOO CHOO!!!) as that electric current pulsates through their pathetic and tiny danger zones.
and they call that electrical escipade they favor so much as(riding the lighting!!!)
 

you are all a bunch of freaks anyhow who probably havent had a piece of pussy since it had you :)
 

darksock's comments are ripped from every other internet site out there. stale shit.

the so-called regular's on this site have no originality, just like the douchebag who runs this site.

eat dicks and die!
 

@ anon 6:27

Alright MotherFucker....

...where did you hide that camera?
 

These two former Amish with a continued penchant for black went through rumspringa and never looked back, resulting in Hoffspringa and Ringa-Dinga of Lancaster County, PA.
 

euripidouche, macho man with a penchant for red delicious? or a gay transvestite rod-lover sluthole. on the next "in search of"

"This poster presents information based in part on theory and conjecture. The poster's purpose is to suggest some possible explanations, but not necessarily the only ones, to the mysteries we will examine."
 

euriopdouche...
oooooohhh!!!!!!
you tell em ya big ole boy!!!
 

i had to look up "desert storm trading cards" on Google to find out what it is. good one, DB1.

and is Boston Douchebag too "concerned" about his "fame" that he has to go anon now?
 

Careful, anon has reached stage four of the Generic Anon Response scale. Don't want to push him to stage five.
1) Try to argue and act surprised when someone is still capable of disagreeing with you after your carefully thought out reply
2) Try to justify your opinion, usually with references to the amount of sex/kudos douchebaggery gets you.
3) Claim that we are all jealous of whoever they are trying to defend. Bonus points for being 'imaginative' enough to say that everyone who uses the internet (apart from the anon of course) is a chronic maturbator who never gets near the opposite sex.
4) Claim everyone who disagrees with you is a faggot with revolting kinks.
5) Offer to fight anyone who disagrees.
6) Offer to pay for a plane ticket for anyone who wants it to come and fight you and your 'crew' on your home turf.

True bags skip one and two and go straight to three or four, of course. Only the most incoherent of choads actually goes right to five. Bonus note - spelling, punctuation and grammar get worse as you go up these steps until they reach the hypothetical stage seven where they just bang their dick on the keyboard and hoot.
 

@ Steve L.

Nah. This is the part if Pfah, were he here, would go "Hi, Doc.".

Long story, from what I've garnered.
 

and to scrotephobic, you are way soooooo wrong in whatever the hell you think for you jack off in your dark sock as yer own sex life while viewing granny porn in a mexican wrestling mask with a balerina tu-tu as you twirl around you living room like the big fairy that you are.
and why would in the hell would anyone would offer a plane ticket for your wastes of flesh or want to fight you donkeys?
you creepy little punks aint worth it...
and so why dont go take yourself, dark sock and euripidouche, and then go have a filthy little meat triangle since we all know you are all a bunch of cross dressing, child molesting, lumberjack beard stroking, bath-house surprise buttsecksing queerios who are on the run.
and last but not least in this note for now because im sure you fucktards are going to comment some more, it will be yer mom's forehead where im going to banging my cock up against profusely as stages one to seven rather than my keyboard, and then i will take it to stage eight to bend her over and double fist her flabby ole fartbox out, to give her hot chocolate backdoor love tunnel a full throttle piston reaming all the way to stage 25 ya creep!!!


p.s.
punctuality is a virtue ;-)...
 

@Anon
Don't be stupid. It is almost impossible to twirl around the room in a tu-tu while jacking off into a sock. You just get dizzy trying to keep your eyes on the screen.

Fucking amateur.
 

nice soul patch, andy
 

in a bath house there is no such thing as "surprise" buttsex in a bath house anymore than the dark emocore industrial fanbase has "surprise" antipsychotics in their collective piss stream.

but i will say i thing we know who never lost a game of madlibs, its our anon dujour. out of the closet andy, its not hard to imagine a guy who wears his own band t-shirt posing as his own biggest fan...


plus aren't gayish kids the heart and soul of the music you play...it sounds like you are the one who is conflicted...maybe play the music your soul cries out for, besides no one else is covering hootie and the blowfish these days.
 

oh im sorry with you euripidouche that nobody is into your favorite hootie and the blow fish shit bands anymore, so boo hoo for you mister emo poo poo, my chemical shitpants listener :(
i forgot that you dont do surprise buttsecks in bath houses, but you openly do male on male ass pounding in them and as we all know that you are a sneaky little freak who likes to secretly watch old and fat bald men take big dumps as you mush yer little magic mushroom till it bleeds and then come around to the side of the shit house stall, to stick your tounge through the gloryhole while their stinky fat asses are smashed up against it and then give those dirty brown rainbows the cleaning tender loving care that you are so renowned for :)
 

Wow, who is this anonymous fucktard? Don't you just love when they magically appear out of nowhere, post a few lame comments. Punctuation? Boy, you need to learn grammar, capitalization, AND punctuation skills. Smileys don't count.

Hey sonny, go pound sand in your gaping rectum.
 

Maybe this is a Hasselhoff tribute band? Where else would this name come from?
 

who is this fucktard you may ask yodadouche???
i guess i am now your father for your mom screamed and called me daddy all night long and over and over as i rock and rolled and jackhammered her 3 holes.
i am not sonny or a fucktard, i am your daddy who fucks your mother good and hard and you better learn to respect me you goddamn prison bitch, and now go get me a beer before i kick you right in the chops!!!
and oh did she ever howl and moaned, OH DADDY!!! GIVE IT TO ME LIKE THE BITCH I AM YOU BIG BRUTE MASTER!!!
and since after that, i have been crowned your father and you should be very proud that your mother puts out like the little tramp that she is.
hows that for grammar you toilet tricking human mop???



p.s.
here bitch, have a smiley to make your day a little bit brighter before i send your stinky ass off to a nike sweat shop over in china for 25 cents an hour, so you can send your mother and i all of the money that you have earned and i will in turn send you some tampons, a tub of lard, a hot topic punch card, a box of chex mix and the jizzed up rubbers that i used on your mommy's fun caverns as a care package! :)
and dont forget that i love you sonny and here have one more smiley for the road :)
 

You're a very funny fucktard, Anonymous. School must be out for you, Sonny boy. Pathetic blowhards like you always amuse me. Have a nice day wacking off. :)
 

I'm suspecting that fucktard anon either:

1.) has Tourette's Syndrome and a large stash of meth, or

2.) has stumbled along a random troll rant generator online.

Either way, "...filthy little meat triangle..." and "...mommy's fun caverns..." are keepers.

Color me impressed.
 

i love you too yodadouche and the only whacking off i will be doing will be all over your mother, sonny boy.
and how dare you talk that way to your father!!!
i am your daddy and it will be more than a nice day when i squirt my hot jizzms all over the back of your mother's head, so get amused over that one, you little turd taste testing punk as your 2nd job besides being a sweatshop slut :)
here, have another smiley to brighten up the day even more, and kiss kiss from your daddy :)
 

and dark sock, you just take your gimpy little beatings and go back under the rock that you crawled out from or else i will punish your little mail sack with a ball peen hammer and force yodadouche to twist your nipples with a heated up pair of needle nosed pliers as he thrusts his tounge right into your ear to whisper sweet nothings.
and i will color you alright with a shower of brown all over your chest as a result from the night before of drinking 2/40 ouncers of colt 45 to return later on down the road with the malt liquor shits as you await my ass blastings all over your frontside.
not only you will be colored, you will be certainly impressed my filthy little snickerdoodle.
here, you too please take this smiley and have a great day yourself :)
 

this anon is slightly funny, i mean i have to picture him saying what he types in a generic euro accent that sounds like shwartzenegger on ambien. if you do that its kinda funny
 

I know I shouldn't feed this little troll, but I'm just enjoying the hell out this twerp.

He's just too funny, thinking he's getting to me or anyone else. Even BDB would be laughing at this anonymous teen.

@ Euripidouche @ 9:48

Maybe anon's venting his own Euro fantasies? He could have gotten all hot and bothered over that terminator movie. Ya, T-800... vat a caaaaahk.

@ DarkSock at 9:16

I'm sure there's software somewhere. The boy just isn't that bright if this is the best he can do. Medusa would have him begging for mercy after one post.
 

NOOOOOOO! Not a deletion!

DB1, don't give in to the anonymous whiner!
 

I just forwarded this to a friend of mine who knows this guy's ex-wife, Kellie Laplegua (search images). Dumbass cheated on her and lost. Hopefully she will swing by to chime in on the action. She is most definitely a hot chick.