Monday, May 18, 2009
Tighty Armani Just Voted
HCwDB scrote legend and all around chinstrappy party boy, Tighty Armani, sez: Yo! Don't forget to vote in the Monthly!
T.A.'s still bringing the 'tude to the sorority pout hotts, I see.
That reminds me, this pud had quite a run with the ladies last year.
Methinks a vote for the Hall of Scrote is in order?
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Get him in the HoS, and get her to the set of "When Bolt-Ons Burst". Jeez, you want some maple with them Aunt Jemima's?
Random observation:
If T.A. shaved his pubes around his junk like he grooms his facial hair it would look like someone garrotting Richard Nixon to death with an angora scarf.
If T.A. shaved his pubes around his junk like he grooms his facial hair it would look like someone garrotting Richard Nixon to death with an angora scarf.
If Tighty Armani doesn't make the HoS, he will have been robbed.
And by robbed, I mean... Uh... oh... drat, I'm just not clever today.
And by robbed, I mean... Uh... oh... drat, I'm just not clever today.
# posted by 
: 11:12 AM
: 11:12 AM
The only thing worse than not seeing T.A. in the HoS, would be getting caught mid-delivery during my morning constitutional in the executive restroom of our high-rise office when the ‘Big One’ hits.
And by ‘Big One,’ I of course, mean the Plinky’s Mom spectrum of the Richter scale.
And by ‘Big One,’ I of course, mean the Plinky’s Mom spectrum of the Richter scale.
Hopefully that glowing beaker to the left is filled with nuclear waste and the radiation will melt the smug right off of T.A.'s mug.
If that doesn't work perhaps a direct baseball bat hit from a Carlos Pena full home run swing will do the trick.
If that doesn't work perhaps a direct baseball bat hit from a Carlos Pena full home run swing will do the trick.
My question is how the fuck has time gone by so quickly that Tighty Armani has been around for over a year?
Army of DOuche-ness
Army of DOuche-ness
# posted by : 11:17 AM
: 11:17 AM
HoS material for his original pic alone. Pile on the rest and you've got yourself a shoe-in. And a steaming malodorous pile at that.
TA FHoS
AV
TA FHoS
AV
# posted by : 11:18 AM
: 11:18 AM
TA you will always have a special place in the collective memories of all us.....
And by special place I mean a large industrial size septic tank with a 6" concrete slab over you.
You suck and your $30 a-night huua needs a visit to
Dr. Implant .
And by special place I mean a large industrial size septic tank with a 6" concrete slab over you.
You suck and your $30 a-night huua needs a visit to
Dr. Implant .
# posted by : 11:43 AM
: 11:43 AM
God i wish that was the first of a slow mo vid, and that chin strap was actually a slit throat and his head is falling back and off
# posted by : 11:50 AM
: 11:50 AM
TA HoS
Just look at his hunting ground... in the hallway OUTSIDE A WASHROOM. In a basement with a bunch of half-nude GUYS.
He's...
...he's...
....he's....
Just look at his hunting ground... in the hallway OUTSIDE A WASHROOM. In a basement with a bunch of half-nude GUYS.
He's...
...he's...
....he's....
HOS. no doubt about it. thought he was already in actually. may god have mercy on us all. kill yourself TA
# posted by : 12:08 PM
: 12:08 PM
As an Ob/Gyn, I would like to point out two important notes to take from this picture:
Her misshapen head shows one of the most common dangers of using forceps during delivery in childbirth.
And having her picture taken with DouchePubeFace shows the dangers of oxygen depravation due to an entangled umbilical cord: brain damage.
Her misshapen head shows one of the most common dangers of using forceps during delivery in childbirth.
And having her picture taken with DouchePubeFace shows the dangers of oxygen depravation due to an entangled umbilical cord: brain damage.
HoS? I suppose. I do recognize his name. I do hate him. But I do feel that I cannot recognize him via picture. I have to have it pointed out. But I'm horrible with faces. And names for that matter.
Meh.
I'm ambivalent. He's no Xenu. He's no Fish Slap. And he's certainly no HJBBAD.
But the back of my throat is burning from the burf he just caused me so if the masses will it, who am I to argue?
I'm ambivalent. He's no Xenu. He's no Fish Slap. And he's certainly no HJBBAD.
But the back of my throat is burning from the burf he just caused me so if the masses will it, who am I to argue?
TA FHoS, because, in his own words:
(as I recall)
"I'm all day long like a clock, son."
AV
(as I recall)
"I'm all day long like a clock, son."
AV
# posted by : 1:17 PM
: 1:17 PM
Tighty Armani for HoS because he IS that guy who's always hanging out near the women's bathroom so he can mug on hotts as they exit.
Also, DarkSock might've put it more descriptively, but I feel as though Scrote Garrote should enter the parlance for chinstrap of our times.
Also, DarkSock might've put it more descriptively, but I feel as though Scrote Garrote should enter the parlance for chinstrap of our times.
I was thinking that the Scrote Garrote should be the standard form of punishment for bags... and those who love them.
# posted by : 2:47 PM
: 2:47 PM
He is one irritating motherfucker. Every time I see this putz I think, "dude, shut the fuck up." And he's not even saying anything!So, yeah, HoS it is.
First ballot H of S. No question. He looks like he could be the archetype for a mutant strain of fratboy douchebags.
# posted by : 3:21 PM
: 3:21 PM
How can this guy's body of work NOT put him in the HoS?!?! Jesus, he's bucking for a lifetime achievement award already.
Free T.A.!
Free T.A.!
# posted by : 3:51 PM
: 3:51 PM
I know no one knows this, but this guy us blind and can only see out his nose! So just so you know, his nose is looking at you bro!
# posted by : 6:54 PM
: 6:54 PM
i realize that at this point joking about the appropriateness of landing an uppercut on TA's rising chin would be rather tiresome, so i'm just gonna make fun of this chick, who would qualify for most expensive first date semi-hott. wait that wouldn't really work. let's just write her off as a useless hag.
This picture was taken about thirty minutes after he spiked her Jagerbomb with rohypinol.
Cause that's how he rolls...
Cause that's how he rolls...
In reviewing Tighty's previous pics I now see he has his own pose....he looks down on the camera, and you, and me, and presumably all things non-douchey. Or maybe he's just trying to see if his kite string beard is on straight.
# posted by : 6:35 AM
: 6:35 AM
yikes that's one fuggly looking animal in the brown. anyone have a paper bag for her head? anyone? looking for a bag or a box to put on her head that I can rest my can a beer on it!
# posted by : 7:54 AM
: 7:54 AM
That creature in the brown is getting far too close to his chest Vagina peeking out of his shirt. Thus the smack coming from behind her head caught in this pic.
How much does an OB/GYN charge to check a chest Vagina I wonder....
How much does an OB/GYN charge to check a chest Vagina I wonder....
Sorry DB1, there's a DB here, but no Hott. Look at those "tits".
4 thumbs down!
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4 thumbs down!
# posted by : 6:04 PM
: 6:04 PM << Home
