Maybe you should cut these kids some slack DB1. There's a good chance they're just retarded.
 

Oh dear sweet all-the-way-around hogan. My nethers thank you, DB1.

Oh, and he's a douchebag.

AV
 

They are the douchekeepers!
 

Dude has a labia under his nose. And it's not hers.

AV
 

Their tattoos make my tattoos sad.
 

Suddenly, in that strange way she always had of knowing what he's thinking, Elsie's face reddened. Then she smiled and laid a calloused hand against the slight velvet swell of Sherwin’s stomach. He didn't speak. Words were rarely necessary between them. The child wasn't technically his – the writhing larvae betwixt his shriveled thighs, was much too small for natural insemination. The medical computers simply chose the best genotype from the ship's stores and Sherwin submissively accepted. Still, Elsie treated the unborn fetus with no less attention than if it had come from her own barren womb.

And Sherwin loved her all the more for it.



So it goes on planet Trafalmadore.

So it goes.
 

my eyes hurt. You can tell before bleeth-dome she at one time was worth wanting, but now not so much.
 

Considering the cost of tattoos and the employment prospects of many of the choadwanks we see on this site, we should question our assumptions.

We need to consider the possibility that these markings are not man-made but rather viral in nature. Ringworm is able to form cirles on the skin - is it so improbable that a mutated douche virus could form cobras, celtic crosses or tribal vines?

This would explain why a woman with such a magnificent body would feel the need to gild the lily with so much ink. Short answer: she wouldn't. She had no tatts this morning. They spread from contact with Patient Zero here.

The Grieco virus displaying a patterned, dermal symptom answers more questions than it raises. The next step is finding a cure. I'm betting on fire.
 

DB has gone overboard with the douchey accessories: mandana, gansta shades, facial pubs & tilted hat! And he tops it all off with tats.

Oh God, her delicious body has been infected by the douchey BF's bodily fluids for too long. She is a goner folks but by looking at her flirtatious pose tells me she thrives on anal probing.
 

She still have a decent rack tho...

just sayin...
 

Left boobie side-hang trying to free itself from otherwise tattooed vessel and bikini top?

No.

Left boobie side-hang sacrificing right boobie to hangs-out-outside-the-gas-station-scrote's armpit in order to spare itself the same fate?

Yes. And Godspeed!

And if you weren't on the Atlantic City boardwalk (or maybe, considering the presence of sun, Venice Beach?), I'd offer a grasp.

I smell a tattooed pile of poo.
 

DB1 hits a grandslam here here after striking out the last few times. Hes such a douche even Xenu took a second look, her???? man, a tatto of Marlyn then spelling it out undernieth...total wasted talent here with the Paris hilton look goin
 

nice to see Gollum's parents are doing well.
 

I wonder if she has a cute face.


Actually I wonder if she has a face. I can't tell because there is a tinted windshield in the way. I know she has tits though. They are right there. You know - behind that dayglo-barbie-pink bikini - yeah the one that's dislocating her neck?
 

"Is this true?"

"Yes, your honor. This man has no dick."
 

She is the gatekeeper.
He is the scrotemaster.

Gozer has woken.

Quick, someone cross the streams!
 

all I see is side boob
 

boobs
 

I just about lost my fuckin' breakfast there DB1. This guy is a massive douche in the mould of Travis the Tattooed Twat from that godawful ear-poison Blink 182
 

@anon 1:22

I know what you meant, but I first read your message as talking about a round structure called the Bleeth Dome. Kind of like the Thunderdome, except the Thunderdome was cleaner and had fewer STD-infected puddles of bodily fluids on the ground.

TWO BLEETHS ENTER, ONE BLEETH LEAVES!
 

I guess the Hyperion plant was unable to process these two turds.
 

@ BVG:

. . . "gild the lily with so much ink."

Nicely played.
 

Hmmm, revisiting this picture and looking at the two of them... screw it, they deserve each other. IDGAF (I don't give a fuck).

I will say one thing. It is admirable of him to tattoo the name of his favorite VAX computer manufacturer on his poochy abs... although I thought they were a part of Compaq/HP now. Rock on PDP-11!
 

So thats what Gilbert Godfrey looks like offstage. I never woulda guessed.

On a side not, I'd do my best to white-out all of her tattoos. It'd take a few tries, but I'll be damned if I'm a quitter.
 

Is there an afternoon showing of Angels and Demons on his chest?

Or perhaps a Wonder Woman movie in theater II - located on her shoulder?

Toosh
 

ok i'm stuck.
Is he Hispanic or Jewish?
Anybody have abn idea?
 

I'll bet she could suck start a Harley.
 

my question is, barring the big jessica Simpson "celebrity" sunglass, what makes her different from just a "punk chick"?? are all punk chicks bleeth by nature then?

Army of Douche-ness
 

actually no, on second thought, she's just a bleeth and fuck her.

but i do know some punk/indie chicks who are totally un-bleeth who are covered in tats.

Army of DOuche-ness
 

I'd rather continue my conversation with the Hawaii state Department of Labor than look at this picture anymore. I laugh at the pain her neck must be receiving for having such inadequate strings to hold up her boobage. Silly girl.
 

It was the bleeth of times
It was the douche of times
But it all smelled of poo
 

I can smell her vage through my computer monitor. Smells like I'm taking a walk through a chinese fish market on a 300 degree day...ew
 

ok curiosity got the best of me, i went into the garage and got some silicone sealer and squirted it into my mouth, wasn't pleasant at all.
why you ask, i wanted to see what it would be like to be sucking on hotts tit and have it explode or leak.
I'll classify this experment as a failure
 

cute suit.
 

I'm honestly confuzzled here. Are they inflatables, or real? The perfect curve on the side says FAKE, yet the droop cries REAL! She's absolutely perfect spanking material...and he is perfect keelhaul material.

For those of non-nautical bent, keelhauling was used in 1600's to 1800's on board ships as punishment - you would put a loop of rope around the underside of the bow of the ship; then the rope is given slack and walked to appx midship. Set sail, and once up to speed you tie the punishee to said rope and toss him over. Pull smartly from the other side, bringing the soaking rat tumbling, bumping, and scraping across the barnacle/algae/rot-covered underside of the hull, drowning the entire way.

This guy brings it to mind. She brings masturbation to mind.
 

3:16 was me.
 

sucess
1-vaccuum cleaner/astroglide experiment.
failure
1-Yelling Fags in a biker bar.
2-picking stocks based on if they are a green company.
3-the blackflag-Raid Experiment.
4-silicone experiment
 

Kim's vestigal twin, Laura, sulked through the thin layer of thigh skin covering her face; it looked like her skank sister was going to bed Todd again tonight.

"So help me God" Laura fumed, "if that fucker grabs my face one more time during doggystyle I'll bite his ring finger off".
 

Failure:

Hotrodding a Prius

Success:

Still like my wife's real boobies :)
 

Uhhh. Boobs. And boobs. Yep, now I'm drooling.
 

Failure
Circumcising my dog and ferret

Success
still liking my wife
 

Yes, he's definitely a douchebag, but she is every bit his equal as a douchebaguette.
 

these two are just as disgusting as eachother
 

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! And when i say Slor i mean huge DOUCHE!!!

NIGHTMAN
 

@Wheezer 1:46 - lmao Classic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w91-GMc3j7I#t=0m37s
 

HAH!!! Awesum side boob but tat freaks are freaks nonetheless and freaks who think they r the shit are douchefreaks of an egotistical, materialist society that somehow enraptures 90% of the population and should probably crawl back into their pre-tatfreakdouche state of mind where they listened to emo music and contemplated suicide. At least then maybe something utilitarian might happen.
 

There's one hidden letter in his tatt. I'm guessing it's a "K".
 

This one is not my fault. That is all.
 

Has anybody mentioned the sideboob yet? I'm sorry, have been unable to read the other comments, been momentarily blinded by sideboob.

--VS
 

Straight to the monthly. And after that, the clinic.

Fuck Fung.
 

I want to see these two again when they're 75 and shuffling through the buffet line on their cruise to the Holy Land.

"They call this shrimp? Look, the cockroaches are asking for refunds even".

"Heh? What?"
 

Her vulva = his lips
 

Those boobs are fake :( Nothing like getting a hard-on while squeezing something that feels like a gel pack.
 

Those are some Grand Tetons- especially in that, because the're fake, they'll still look just as grand when she's 77.
 

i have a suspicion, it comes to me when i see a chick who has some raw materials of a hott, but has gone and effed them up, mostly by going 150cc's too big for her body with the bolt-ons and of course the lack of cohesive style to her tattoo's.

i'm thinking this is like some millionaire hawking aid to poverty-kids for 73 cents a day. the need is so dire, can't some one please help...she is selling herself the same way.

in her case, her poverty is the poverty of life experiences, her poor village is this scrote, what she is saying to world. i need some one with money just 10k for the boobs another 7.5k for organizing and removing ink. basically she is appealing to all the savajos, because this ho needs saved.

personally when i see those ads i think the spokesperson, green screen or no is making a boatload, if its really that affecting, basic human decency would compell you to empty your bank account and then plead for help. then i get pissed and change the channel, those commercials are like YES songs, you can't outwait them, if you don't change the channel they will go on forever.

thus with her, i must say she has made her vinegar and waterbed, she must sleep in it.

failure:frontal lobotomy
success bottle in front of me.
 

the boobs could not save this pic from the damning tatts.

okay, no hott had been able to "save" a pic from the douche, or else the pic wouldn't be on HCwDB to start with.

but i really like the boobs.

and i really hate those tatts.
 

These two are such dogs, even I wouldn't raise my leg and pee on them. I'm sending in my trusty friend, the neighbor's tom cat, to spray all over them. 'cuz even that stench is preferable to the poo-stink they emanate.
 

Oh, and the local skunk just called and wants his stink glands back.
 

Nothing like a few tats to ruin the apppearance of a fine piece of womanhood.
 

Don't mind the arm swirls (would look better with a lot more coverage instead of just a band - shoulder to wrist with some variation to them, maybe) but the pink elephant thing is just awful, as is the forearm stuff. FWIW what ruins her for me is something I can't quite work out about her face and the really fake smile/grin. Plus the sunglasses. Mustn't forget the fucking sunglasses...

Him? The chin thing alone says Do Not Resuscitate to me. And a bandanna under the cap? Arse-nut.
 

this is why you don't trip on acid when wanting to get a tattoo. you like a drunken homeless like these two fuck knobs!