Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Swiffer Head's Blue Steel "Look"
Swiffer Head and his milfy hotts badly want to win the HCwDB of the Week.
So much so that he's busting the "Blue Steel."
You are hypnotized by his perfectly spiked hairage, his waxed brows and his star-temple.
So much so, that you don't even notice Blonde #2's Kissy Lips, a sad sign of her descent into douchebaguette.
But such is the power of Swiffer Head.
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I wanted to leave something witty. But there's no words. Where does this guy prowl? I want to witness this personally...
# posted by 
: 7:16 AM
: 7:16 AM
I'm not so sure that I'm seeing MILF's. I'm seeing more like ILF's.
His gaze looks like a miniature pinscher coming out of anaesthesia after being neutered
His gaze looks like a miniature pinscher coming out of anaesthesia after being neutered
The seductive gay face stare.
Back of ladies Swiffer Head blows chunks.
And by chunks I mean fat men.
Back of ladies Swiffer Head blows chunks.
And by chunks I mean fat men.
# posted by : 7:30 AM
: 7:30 AM
Where do these people congregate? I could call in an airstrike and napalm the hell out of them.
# posted by : 7:53 AM
: 7:53 AM
Oh shit. Can I change my vote? Is it too late? Swiffer for the win...and by "for the win", i mean, "for the boys in chelsea".
I would beat him worse than Man U is going to beat Barcelona today.
With a lot of kicking, is what I mean.
Because I don't wanna break a finger on that gigantic skull of his.
At least he gives me a target though. Gunna hit that star with me shinbone. He will cry.
With a lot of kicking, is what I mean.
Because I don't wanna break a finger on that gigantic skull of his.
At least he gives me a target though. Gunna hit that star with me shinbone. He will cry.
Man, this guy is all kind of gay. Signature stare, swiffer hair, star tat; this guy is HCwDB material. He is a star on the rise. And by star I mean scrote.
# posted by : 8:54 AM
: 8:54 AM
I think that is actually his "shovel-begging" face.
I shan't let it bother me though. I'm now into positive visualization.
I'm visualizing that star on the side of his head as an exit wound.
I shan't let it bother me though. I'm now into positive visualization.
I'm visualizing that star on the side of his head as an exit wound.
The star on the temple reminds me of the target you aim at when you shoot the BB gun at the carnival...
I'm just sayin' :)
I'm just sayin' :)
# posted by : 9:44 AM
: 9:44 AM
Not sure if this has been mentioned before, but this guy looks like an even retardeder version of Vanilla Ice.
Yeah that's right. I said "retardeder". His descriptions don't deserve proper grammer. Or spelling.
Yeah that's right. I said "retardeder". His descriptions don't deserve proper grammer. Or spelling.
# posted by : 9:54 AM
: 9:54 AM
He's still got nothing on the Krakenbag.
BTW, apparently I'm an unoriginal cunt as I am the second Sir Douchalot, but first Douchealot has an 'E' in his name so we're all good...
BTW, apparently I'm an unoriginal cunt as I am the second Sir Douchalot, but first Douchealot has an 'E' in his name so we're all good...
# posted by : 10:57 AM
: 10:57 AM
Mike Fazio had no sooner gave a fist-bump and bro hug to the doorman before Swiffer Head's Blue Steel told him that he had the run on acting tour guide with the spermatobibulous Bimbo Sapiens in here.
Captioning is fun.
Captioning is fun.
Totally agree with the Fishslap comparisons. Maybe, with a little Pippy thrown in too. He's the type of guy who would be a douchebag no matter what he was wearing, no matter what country he lived in, and so on.
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