Stu has a bigger rack than Pandora Peaks. Is it wrong that I want to nurse right now?
 

Hey Stu, your rent's due motherf*cker
 

I think they're stuffed with a mixture of wheelbarrow tires and brazil nuts.
 

This character looks much more sinister than the old stu-ster. I believe that this taint wad is in fact Stu's evil twin brother Dru.

Fuck you Dru.
 

Ah, Stu, you are the wrinkle in the fabric of time.

Nice hat, loser.
 

Stu's brother, Poo.
 

Stu is a nasty mess of aged dreck with a terminal case of fugs.
I hope that girl doesnt stick to Stu and doesnt have to be scraped off his ever expanding gut.
 

He's been injected with more broth and chemicals than a Cajun turkey. All we need now is a 100 gallon fryer and a redneck drunk and willing enough to chance burning down the trailer park to lower him in.

I think his finger tatts say "ANAL Lube"
 

Holy cow, he reminds me of The Thing.

I mean the thing I just left in the toilet.
 

I think Poo's pecs are stuffed with breast milk.
 

Fuck Stu.

Look at THIS and you will crawl back under your bed and assume a fetal position, sucking your thumb and weeping "mommy... mommy... mommy... please make the hallucinations stop.... the man is wearing purple... make it stop..."
 

And you have to watch it all the way through, because it only gets weirder...
 

I have to fly to Geneva in a few minutes. I'll be back around here in a few days when the jet lag wears off...
 

More like "muscle milk." That guy is JACKED UP!!11
 

Same INTEGRITY tat. Please God let there only be one of them.
 

Stu's hours spent molding his hat was a success: it shielded the sun from his eyes, allowing him to see at the same time, and hid the crescent, not-meant-for-public tattoo -- DEPRAVITY -- across his forehead.

@ Captain:

I inject my turkeys with Worcestershire sauce, IPA, Tony Chachere's, and hot sauce, then fry for three minutes for every pound just below 350 with Johnny Walker on the rocks for improved judgment.

It'd make you cry in your whiter than white turkey.
 

Stu isn't aging well.
 

Q: What do you call a tattooed douchebag with no arms and no legs in a pot of scalding hot water?

A: "Stu."
 

That man has three beer-guts. Hawt.
 

I believe they're stuffed with the failed hopes and dreams of his mother and father.
 

Troy, I refused to watch that all the way through lest I begin to hate you.

Of course, the recent teen-anon/BDB-wannabe troll might like that idea, but I'm going to have to disappoint the little fucknut.
 

Disco Stu...
 

Hell yeah thats Stu integrity goes a long way and so does nice tits book it FTW
 

Maybe this is from the filming of "The New Love Boat."

Guess who's playing Capt. Merrill Stoobs?
 

everyone hates stu, but he is going to be a big star, he just signed up to play roger clemens in a epic hbo miniseries,"what if there was no such thing as baseball" the role is built around stu's real like experiences like the seinfeld dude show, except its about a guy who would have been a star pitcher, like their other show, now he goes through life in contemporary america hopelessly attached to outdated beliefs, like another show..
its perfect for stu.

side note, who doesn't want to see how the bottom of that paisley pattern turns out?
 

It's legendary Scottish scrotewad Stewart MacManBoobs.
 

OMG! It's Freddy Kruger!
Run! Run for your lives!
 

Stuey McPooey, couldn't find the mandanna this morning???! What ever are you hiding under there? The place where you insert the 4 'D' batteries to keep you hummin along?
 

this week we're using grinders a lot in our classes.

as long as i visualize my wide flange beams as Stu's tatts i'll be able to hash out the most badass grinds ever. because nothing says "i need to be punished with a grinder" like Stu's tatts.