"Look at the ring through my lip...not my herpes sore."
 

Dear THS,

In the parlance of this site, we might say your friend has been bleethed. I think it is to late.
 

I think The Hott Saver desperately wants to nail his friend in the dumper.
 

Ye gods. Hot Saver, if your friend doesn't ALREADY know her bf is a douche, then she is blind and and ignorant possibly to the point of being retarded. Stunningly hot, but quite possibly retarded.

This guy is probably related to Xenu.
 

Kids, don't read further...

Hott saver, your stupid cunt friend is at least in part what is wrong not only in the US of A, but in the world. By going bleethe -there aren't any real apparent physical symptoms except for the giant herpe-sore (you know, the one with frosted/colored hair, and anchor-chin, tat sleeve, etc) she is in the photos with - she has not only validated but encouraged such douchedom.

And on a(nother) serious note - twice?! Once should be enough to expel his tiny wang for eternity, if only through an almost Pavlovian response to tainted cock. Sleeping with the guy MAY have been able to have been written off as some crazy night. Repeatedly doing so and contracting multiple diseases from him (and think of the ones she may not know about yet - herpes, warts, etc) shows that she's not only incredibly stupid, but that it's not a temporary thing - sterilize her before she reproduces with anoyne. Him too.
 

THS, you just made me cry. For such a pretty lady to be blinded by the douche...it's horrific. I don't even know if I can go on living after this. Tell your friend she made me jump in front of a train.

Of course, now I have to find a train. How often do trains even run anymore?

Well, if there's not a long wait I'll jump. Otherwise I'll probably just get bored and immediately forget what I was doing.
 

If a person can't look at that guy and see he is a douche, there is no hope.

I hate to be harsh*, but the only thing stupider then the douche's hair is your friend.









*I don't really hate being harsh, but society tells me I should say things like that.
 

I agree with Clay, it's too late for this one. You can see it in her eyes, she is a mindless non-conscious zombie of a bleeth who has lost the ability to reason. And, just so you know, burning these creatures is the most effective way of destroying them.
 

Wow...the girl that wrote this is a fuggin bitch. Nice of you to let the world know that your "friend" has had Chlamydia twice, I'm sure she's super axcited about that? I hope that this is a hoax, I didn't think women could be more evil than they already are but I am always being proven wrong
 

Dear Hott Saver your friend is toast. If she loves douche poo enough to get the clap twice she cant be saved. If it aint this guy it will be some other taint stain. Face it she been bitten by count doucheula and has D bag fever.
 

THS, your friend is gone... I immediately had the same response as Douche Vadar & Anon @ 3:16 (wise men indeed). this poor tainted young women needs to be immediately sterilized, & by that I mean scrubbed down with the harshest of disinfectants & reprogramed until she is able to determine that her bf is one ginormous pyle of steaming douche-poo! the alternative is the other form of sterilization to prevent the blind & stupid from breeding with cancerous & diseased scrote

give her a book while your at it & hope for the best
 

Perhaps I can be of some help. He is a classic example of guy who told his mom he wanted to be "original" and his friends supported him. Which is code for "douche out and look like us". Your friend is rebelling against her dad. My advice is to leave your little brothers Louisville Slugger on her old mans front stoop with a photo of them in the hot tub. This will show her that dad really cares, and take care of the "little problem" at the same time.

Dr. DB
 

The harshness against this "lady" is completely valid. If she's that fucking stupid, there's no need to save her. Let her be a douche statistic.
 

Xenu's apprentice
 

Yep. He is a major douchebag and she is a major hottie...a retarded hottie I might add.
 

Your friend is one of those heart-breaking intellectual cute-hotts that i run into at trader joes once in a douche-moon. how does a girl so innocent & cute go after a taller, darker axl rose / dave navarro douche-hybrid? as far as i am concerned, you have failed as a friend and not just recently. This is the result of years of not being a good friend. Shame on you....

crazy-sexy-douche

p.s. does your friend live anywhere near the LA or Chicago area?
 

We used to have a way to describe a douchebag like this: "a greasy, disgusting, unwashed asshole".


@ The Hott Saver


This guy may not even be a douchebag. He may have evolved to a higher/lower life form. Lord knows his diseased essence oozes through the photo to both curdle one's stomach contents and make one feel pity for the poor misguided little gal with him in the photo.

Like the disgusting toad Tommy Lee before him, he's a testament to all things wrong that chicks find good looking in a man.



I agree with Wheezer ( as usual) this gal is hopeless. Let her have fun spending every other day at the Gyno's office for the rest of her "relationship" with this perspiring oil slick
 

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 

why would you want your hair in your face that that?

it must remind him of the view he had while serving 3 months in jail for drunk and disorderly conduct.
 

Yet another raging ass-boil. With a girl who should know better, but doesn't.

I blame society.
 

Guys, please, do not try to compare this taint-stain to the great Xenu. This guy is an amateur and it pains me, and angers Xenu, to mention them in the same sentence. You should pray that the dark lord of Douche Bags should see fit to have mercy on your souls for such blasphemy.
 

Yeah, I'm glad I read the original note on Google Reader. This pic won't be up for too long.

My wife and I are expecting our first child and I already weep for his or her future.
 

can he see the forest through the breeze and by breeze, i mean the one blowing through one ear to the other ear
 

@ Gigadouche
I said apprentice, he won't make it passed the part where Xenu farts muriatic acid and expects the same from him.
By the way thats expected on day 3 of the 10 yr apprenticship
 

The bad news: your friend will fuck anything no matter how disgusting.

The good news: She'll die soon of an STD.
 

@The Donger,

Congrats! Get you sleep now, brah! And whatever you do, don't let them follow the douche / bleeth path. Spank the shit out of them if needed.

It worked for Darksock.
 

@Donger...congrats on the baby dude!
 

@ Turdacious

Point taken...And I'm sure his feeble attempts will amuse Xenu.
 

THS, you can kiss your friend goodbye. But please employ a dental dam. The Greico virus (and God knows what else) has taken hold. In fact, this is no longer the friend you once knew. She has been replaced by a rubbery plant. Like in "The Thing".

AV
 

He looks like the Ass Child of Pete Wentz and the Geico Caveman.

She CLEARLY has more issues than TV Guide. Run away.
 

THS, the blinders that you and the rest of your coven have put on speak highly of your loyalty to your fallen comrade, but also imply that you and your bffs are no better at catching a clue than she is.

All anyone with an IQ above room temperature has to do is look at him. To add discharge to injury, he double-dipped her with that virulent crank and all she got for it was a prescription for azithromycin.

Your friend CANNOT NOT know the true nature of the man that is penetrating her every opening.

As much pain as it causes you, you must admit to yourself that her complicity is willful. Willful, wanton and defiant in the face of those who would save her. Her reasons are her own. Perhaps her self-esteem is low enough to glide beneath the belly of a pregnant snail. Perhaps his penchant for heart-shaped hot-tubs masks the maudlin soul of a sensitive artist, a mask that only true love can pull back. Or perhaps his baby batter taste like Fanta. Who the fuck knows. At this point the only limp protest you can mount is saying no when she asks you to be a bridesmaid.
 

Xenu is currently unemployed. But he still scours the “Help Wanted” adds every morning while sipping his tea, looking for that elusive Angel of Death position to open up.
 

My intentions were not malicious towards our friend, I suppose I
hadn't realized the popularity of this blog (or the harshness of the comments) having only discovered it yesterday.

After reading a couple of posts, sans comments, I immediately thought of this fine example of DB, the only one I have allowed to come within 2 metres of my person, unless I'm sidestepping one in the street.

I hoped it would be humourous and nice to know that without even meeting the guy, others can perceive his douche bag ways.

She is a lovely woman, not retarded, only blind to the ickyness of her chosen beau. I once dated a gross guy (dumb not a DB) and ignored the warnings of my friends. I wasted over a year of my life before I realized I had become, by ways of human osmosis, dumb as well. So, in that sense, I do agree with some of the commentary regarding a woman being somewhat dumb because of her choice to date a DB.

Sincerely, Hott Saver

By the way, there are douche bags in Canada as well - it may be that due to our smaller population in comparison with the US there are fewer DBs, but proportionally, it could be the same.
 

Although he is preened like a peacock, he looks like a nice guy. Borderline retarded, but nice.
 

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@Hott SaverApologies for the harshness, but seriously...how can she NOT be retarded if she's still with a guy that looks like this and gave her the clap twice?!

TWICE!!
 

Not to say I that do not want to slap both of them with a frozen fish.
 

Seriously. My balls itch just looking at this picture.
 

Love is blind.
So. Get her to an eye doctor.
 

He causes more claps with dummies than Dane Cook.




I thought of that one myself.
 

he is a one hand Clap!








..... crickets
 

@ creature (@1:29)

I appreciate the validation, and respect your obvious superior judgement and intellect. Until that last post...LOL
 

When trying to understand the outside world, I routinely have my eyes opened by 2 things:
1) The childish lack of refinement in my own thoughts. and 2) The pockets of strangeness in what seemed a linear relationship at first.

I've met Fatties who think they're fine, Ugs with huge attitudes, Blahs who want to be worshipped as bitch-queens, Cute cheerleaders with minds of marshmallow but hearts more precious than Rhodium, Models so dumb it makes their beauty worthless,
And [as also seen here too often] inexplicably: fairly hot girls with crushingly low self-esteem and a fiendish need for weird excitement.

It's like going to read the funnies each day and being forced to read a Darksock quote smack dab in the middle of "Mutts" or "Over The Hedge".




[as crazy as Hammy is, I just don't think he should be fucking Verne; but there it is: another 9/10 shooting nickel slots with her Dugong; and losing; again!??]
 

@Donger: Nice Shot; Man!
 

Why do women let douches like that have sex with them? Beats me. Here's a story illustrating my point. My ex found out she had chlamydia a little while after we finally quit sleeping together. She called me up and basically insinuated that I gave her VD. But as I had to point out, "You never trusted me, so we always used condoms". Her new b/f's story was that he must still be carrying it around from his past relationship with some skank (which had been over for 2 years - try not to think about that, gentlemen). Either that or he was just sleeping around on her. Both options are equally disgusting. Luckily, I don't think there was overlap and I tested clean. The moral of this story: USE CONDOMS, DIPSHITS!

I will say this, women are not immune to douchey guys. Ablobsters who aren't afraid to flex them and draw attention to the good looks derived from their extensive preening/grooming rituals. It's human nature. It's one human's approach to the mating question: "How can I get her attention?"
 

I forgot to add that condoms don't block the shame. Or the Grieco virus.
 

The baggage decreases their immune systems, thus making them more susceptible to the Greico virus. Like a ten year old to "Twilight", these women have no idea what useless, awful crap they are exposing themselves to.
 

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@ Hott Saver

No apologies but a conrats for after only 2 days being able to spot and send douchebaggery to DB1's attention.




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My advice would be for you to complete your blogger ID. Add photos of you and all your hot friends in say, bikinis, lingerie or less and don't hesitate to post links to YouTube of you girls trying kissing together.

It doesn't mean your gay.
 

i did?
 

oh. i guess i didn't.
 

Yes, you said as long as you don't cuddle afterwards


BTW, Pfah, did you get my e-mail?
 

Yeah I needed three tries for that post then the "Pfah sez so" dropped out


So:


@ Hott Saver, Pfah sez it isn't gay
 

i did get your email my friend. and i did TREMENDOUSLY enjoy your work. nice job my friend. thanks for the laughs.

i don't care what Darksock says about you, you're a-ok in my book.

heh.
 

Pure unadulterated 'bag! There's a surfeit of cogent & compelling evidence: nose ring, chin pubes, stupid greasy dyed hair-over-face, wristbands, lame tatts, guyliner, low-riding pants. Reminds me of that other complete & utter scrote, Dave Navarro. Nobody get me a gun!!
 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! :(
 

If your girlfriend is such a moronic skank to date such a massive douche, he can have her.

There is no way any normal guy would be interested in that uber douche's sloppy seconds.
 

All I can say is that girls like this get what they deserve.

And that makes me very sad.
 

Ok, look I'll step up and take her on and change her.
Somebody has to cowboy up and i'll just do it damn it.
first things first, her panties need to come off
 

THS:

Your friend may have an IQ >100, making her smarter than the average bleeth, but there are different kinds of intelligence, one being emotional.

Emotional intelligence ties in with self-esteem. People who are emotionally intelligent usually have a decent sense of self, a fairly high level of self-esteem (but not over-inflated), and know better than to date or be a douchebag.

So, your friend may do integration of calculus equations like others do crossword puzzles, but she clearly has massive "boy" issues. Obviously you can't tell her you sent us this picture, but I think she needs an intervention.

And her boyfriend? He's such a greasy piece of crap he makes boiling snot look appetising.
 

I gotta tell you, this picture breaks my heart. She's so damn cute. I would totally date her for two years, treating her kindly and sweetly while putting up with her constant pleas for validation.

Then one day I wouldn't compliment her blouse and she'd burn my house down. But I'd always have a soft spot in my heart for her.

Ugh. Where's Medusa? Hold me, Medusa! Then spank me. Then hold me again.
 

@Troy

I fill out my crossword puzzles with functions that I've integrated using trig substitutions. And I use a pen.
 

@Mr White
Damn it, I said i would take this one on, everybody stand back.

I fill out crossword puzzles without reading the clues
 

THS, obviously, you're not a golfer.

Your sense of douchebaggery is hardly au courant.

In baseball (be patient, Canada), there's a five-tool system for rating players: batting average, batting power, speed on the bases, fielding, and arm strength. Any player who exceeds in all five is easily a Hall of Famer.

Though there's numerous tools in the parlance of douchebaggery, any bag who displays with ease any five is a complete and utter douchebag.

Little hott's bag-friend has at least five tools on display.

As for saving her, you're worrying about the mule going blind here.

Also, in that second pic, why are they holding urine samples?
 

This girl is like a better-looking Jennifer Jason Leigh (who was incredibly hot as it was).

She belongs in the hott hall of fame, all the more because she's really with a huge douchebag (instead of just being paid to pose with them).
 

His freakin' skull appears to be twice her size, too, not just the hair making it seem that way. She's such a little demure lemur in the presence of such a displaying Bonobo.
 

I see an end to the friendship of Bleeth and THS really soon. Not so much because of him it will be because someone directed Bleethy to this site.
 

I love sucking off men with STD's! Extra juice!
 

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i once had a conversation with some chick complaining about a guy she met at a dance floor who keeps touching her inappropriately and then laughs off all the supposed inappropriateness of what he did by telling her that he "loves" her.

and that, apparently, actually got her all hot and bothered. so her moral conflict was, reject being trashed around like a six cent whore (which she would be if she gets further involved with that guy) or let her inner slut go. all the while she kept saying "oh i don't know. maybe i'm just this ditzy little girl who likes cute guys and all..."

suffice to say, i never want to see her fucking face (which happens to be pretty hot) again.

oh um what are we talking about? THS's friend?

... i got nothin'.
 

Is this Xenu's dead brother, brought back to "life?"


He looks like something I fished out of Galveston Bay... (wait for it)... and I don't fish.
 

She could have been married to a nice Jewish doctor, but she went for this bag...oi vey!
 

I'm hoping that this is the boyfriend that years from now she will look back on and just shake her head. Or she'll just continue down the Road to Bleeth.
BillDouchiest the Wild Swine: You're too kind. He's a Ship Channel life form at best.
 

consider it confirmed.

this girl needs a thorough scrubdown before she should be allowed back into the dating pool.

the nosering has a special place in douchebag hierarchy.
 

Where do we start on this hookup?

DB: Greasy highlighted hair, facial pubs, non-functioning cock rail, eyeliner, black t-shirt, rocker-wannabe 'tude but works at a local Blockbuster store where he probably impressed the hottie with his appreciation of avante garde productions such as "Leaving Las Vegas" and "Twin Peaks".


She: sweet Hottie who seems to adore the abomination of a Homo sapiens known in our community as DOUCHEBAG.


It is always sad to see young pussy being wasted on a penciled dick like his douchey BF.
 

Hurry and run to the hearest clinic for your swineflu test. And then scrub the tub with bleach. That may mean less Clorox for your blond streaks, but safety first Navarr-duche!!
 

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Oh my. This may sound harsh, but it is coming from the heart Hott Saver. I know exactly where your friend is at in her relationship right now. Look at that look of dopey love on her face, she's freaking high off it. I should know, I have been there for the past 5 years. Love filters out the douche, even when its spitting in your face and dripping its axe tainted hair goop on you. Or getting stupid fucking Looney Toons tattoos. Now, I'm not sure if her beau started out this way, perhaps she thought she was hooking up with an "in-duh-vidual," but alas, he's nothing but a poser. She wanted to be validated, and she thinks he did that for her; but in a few years she will understand that hes a GINRMOUS douchebag. She'll realize that she's wasted part of her youth being stupid and dirty, and some more stupid topped off with many levels of wrong.

Here's what you do, take a trip to vegas, pay an escort to be her man for the trip. When she sees how good it can be to be treated well, she will then have to face the very, very, VERY, shitty reality of where her life is right now. It sucks, but she will eventually crawl up from the depths with us nose-breathers again. ProTip: DON'T let her know you paid for it.
 

Have Mercy. A disciple of Xenu. Sorry Hott Saver, your friend is already dead. What is left is an empty shell. Just run and save yourself.
 

Weekend at Xenu's!
 

@ Li'l Douche Coupe at 6:47AM



Maybe right by the Exxon Baytown refinery?

While I'm on the complete opposite side of Houston, I often can smell the aroma, usually in early spring.
 

I fucked a pillowsack full of tater tots one time
 

DarkSock: that doesn't surprise me.
 

Put a fork and some penicillin in her for she is toast. [bows head in shame]
 

@ Darksock at 3:38

Try pizza dough that has been lightly coated in olive oil. Good it is!
 

who's this turd nugget? I think he's from the Addams Family!