1 of the twins got 1 extra pretty gene.
Guess which one?
 

I'm actually jealous of that douch.
 

Pedro gets a pass from me
notta douche
 

Dude's not a douche. Frat boy, but not douche.
 

I also love twins.

Arthur Kade
 

What are the chances that it's a Yankees hat he has on backwards?

Turdalicous - I'd have to say the one on the right
 

@Anon 11:13
I'm sure but pedro does not have a twin
 

Nottadouche.
 

@ KeirNotKier
LOL @ Turdalicous
 

Even Turk Wendell wouldn't wear that thing.
 

Ummm...twins...
 

veeeeeeeeeery hot set of twins. bathe them, shave them, and bring them to me.
 

That's not Pedro, that's Mario. Or Luigi. I get them mixed up.
 

Between the chocolate milk and the twins, I think today is the high point in Pedro's life.
 

I'm pretty sure the dual hearts cancel out each other. Meaning this bastard hates twins! What the hell man. What the hell.
 

If by "twins" he mean "pedophilia", then yes, I would agree with the statement on his shirt.
 

RESPOND TO MY COMMENT!!!! ACKNOWLEDGE MY GREATNESS!!!!

Arthur Kade
 

RESPOND TO MY COMMENT!!!! ACKNOWLEDGE MY GREATNESS!!!!

Arthur Kade
 

RESPOND TO MY BULLSHIT!!!! ACKNOWLEDGE MY DOUCHENESS!!!!

Arthur Kade
 

Smiling, Happy to be here, Minnesota Fan; this young man gets a pass. Thin mustache, hat on indoors, bad taste maybe. But if he is a Minnesota Fan, maybe he is pushing for a late inning rally.

Dr. DB

P.S. I have that same shirt that says I heart heart the Reds. Maybe it only has one heart though.
 

There is a lot to love about twins. Especially if you, as a parent, have the foresight to hide one of their existences from the public. And especially if you hide the evil one. That a recipe for hi-jinx, lemme tellya.

Pedro gets a pass from me. He's made some poor and reversible fashion choices but I sense not a micron of actual wank spoor.
 

I have to agree with DarkSock, that is a pederastache if I've ever seen one. This guy likes twins so much he keeps a puppy in his trunk for them everywhere he goes.
 

I would say nottadouche too. Cause he just looks so happy to be there...
 

I don't think it's a pedostache since he himself barely looks old enough to have a real one.

But other than the silly shirt (for which he should turn in his "man card") and the puka shells, he gets a pass. It could be he's from Minnesota and just happened to noticed these lutefisk lovelies on the day he wore that shirt. And he's smiling in the presence of these ladies, so he's OK by me.

Just get rid of that shirt.
 

This pic is wrong for this site - it belongs on www.wholesomechickswithgeeks.com.

Right now, he's a geek, not a bag. Other than Bra!!, do bags typically wear puka shells? Also, no self-loving bag would wear that shirt.

Put this pic in the wine cellar to let it age for another year or to. By then, the chicks will be bleethed out, and he will have replaced the shells his grandmother gave him with some dollar sign bling, lost the quirky t-shirt for an Ed Hardy, and the hat will have rotated fifteen degrees right or left. Then, and only then, can we commence mocking.

Until then, I will be envious about being sandwiched between twin barely legal hotts.
 

@ anon 12:41

Yes, lots of bags wear puka shells other than Bra!
 

Twins, Basil... Twins!
 

Notadouche. He's just crossing another fantasy off his 'To Do' list... being the meat in a matching white bread sandwich.
 

I've been going to this site for about a year and a half. All of a sudden, the definition of "douche" has become blurry... First that Asian Nerd Hunter pic and now this. Does "douche" now encompass nerds, drunks, college kids, and 99% of males age 18-to-35?
 

@Anonymous 6:50

I know what you mean. The douche job description has been watered down lately. Some of these guys appear to be normal dudes like this one. He gets a not-a-douche from me.

I think the douche hunters get in a feeding frenzy sometimes and they'll tag anyone near a hott or, since you're still reading, my other theory: with all the publicity the site is getting lately there are too many rookie bag hunters who don't know what they're looking for. They're all tagging does and spikers... wait for the trophy bucks.

boobies.
 

agree with last 2 post
 

@ anon6:50
I agree but don't be a Anon
 

Turdacious above
 

usually i'd be the first one to jump and say "DOUCHE!"

but with so many people coming to his defense, i'm... still gonna jump and say "DOUCHE!"
 

Need to start qualifying how douche you think people are. I mean this guy is nothing, absolutely nothing, compared to the greats like Gator, Fung, Joey, Xenu, Samurai and so on. The moustache is an abomination and he has his hat on backwards. No way this guy rates more than a nanoFung to me. I'd wager a few bucks that if he opened his mouth I'd want to up the score but without evidence I couldn't make that call. I kind of agree with some of the above - I'd rather see one HoS worthy choad bastard a day than four people of which only two are actually that mockable.

Oh - and by greats I mean foetid piles of crap that manages to offend all five senses even via a photograph.
 

Listen up, Pedro apologists, there's Jesus bling, puka shell, stupid "joke" shirt and an earring. The guy's a douche. Deal with it.

- management
 

A cross and an earring. 99% of males 18-to-35 are douches then. Agree with the last several posts (minus DB1)
 

THAT is exactly the point. The douche virus has been spreading so deeply into the general population that most are not even aware of its presence. We've become oblivious to it except in the extreme cases, where we gag at its presentation.

Besides, this guy has a genuine scrote, albeit hidden, and that is the initial qualifier: by that alone he should know better than to adorn himself like this, cuz it's girly-wear. He's pushin' the boundaries of a genuine Schwarzenegger Girly-Man. He should be allowed to be with such Twin Peaks of Beautydomes, er doms.

dum-dum-di-dum.
 

NOT!!!!!!!!
 

Yo yo yo! I'm Pedro. Vote for me! I rock. I love twins! I have ears like Obama. Love me!
 

that girl on the right can suck a mean man meat like no other