just a drunken fool & oriental delight
 

Asian Hott appears as though she may vomit.
 

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These two look like averge joes trying to have some fun. Somethings wrong with this story. This guy does not look like he is so self confident he is going to dance - hoping to get invited to thier cabana....The writer sounds like the bigger douche. Granted the guy looks a bit nerdy but the author is not self aware enought to realize he just told us he is at a "tech confrence" and makes a point of telling us about his "cabana". I think if the camera had been turned in the proper direction the real douche was the guy behind the camera laughing at some poor guy just out for a good time.
 

+5 on the finger point... roll for DB
 

I agree with Anon 3:39
Bullshit story!!

"Dancing next to him was a lovely Asian woman in a red dress, pictured here:
Yea right, with her purse in hand next to a staircase.
The Author being the Douche that he is shoulda thought out a better story plan
 

Shes Hott, hes Goofy lookin but DB1
Id take this one down based on its totally fabricated
 

A Navarro lookalike followed by a Kiedis lookalike? Now, I've seen everything!
 

You know, he could have *stopped* dancing and moved to a different location to take the picture...you guys are overthinking this.

Douche-wise? Meh. The shirt, yeah. But his giant overbearing smile does make me want to see how much of my foot I can fit in it.

So yeah, why not.
 

either an earthquake here in SoCal, or Plinky's mom just farted
 

DB1 - bad form. Nothing douchey and it seems you may be falling victim to a fakey. That guy clearly knows who is behind the camera and what 'huntress' would buy a Hott a drink for any reason.

Notadouche methinks.
 

Rattle n' roll, eh Creatch!
 

@Shamespear the Magnificent
Maybe, but something is just not right about the story.
I still call bullshit here
 

Damn people, the extended email explained that red dress hott's boyfriend is the dude glaring in the back.

- Management
 

She's got nice pegs
 

Well damn DB1
Photoshop some tats,a hat tilt and some cheesey bling on him and prop him up there.
She looks too hot for him too
 

By the way still wondering if those jagoffs are getting paid on your new show
 

I concur with most of the above. The alleged douche is not displaying any typical douchetributes, apart from having a grin like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush, the finger point, & being short. Nor is the hott very hot. Nice legs but that's it. The pic is insufficiently scornworthy DB1.
 

yup, Croosh, near the epicenter here!

....helped me snap one off
 

off to Los Doyers now Crucial me boy

viva azule!
 

Nerd huntress sounds like a bit of a cunt. She had to stage a photo op? (Assuming this is real of course.)
 

Midget Douche. That's all I can say about this MiniMe DB. Wow. That head is just enormous.
 

what many above fail to understand is the tone of the letter. It's not jsut that he looked douchey, but that he ACTS douchey, which is MUCH worse as it indicated the depth of his Greico infection.

Douche is as douche does, and I've seen it many many times, and in very high places.

I had the dubious honour of once being at a Thanksgiving feast, where the guest of honour was none other than former Attny General Mitchell, of the Nixon admin, possibley the second most corrupt admin after GWB.

He was dressed in a tux, and was soft spoken and a TOTAL FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. His comments? "Wash DC is run like the Amos and Andy Taxicab company". More? "We shoulda bombed the gooks a lot more."

No shit. the guy was a flaming asshole. A total douchebag. But well dressed and well appointed.

Her letter talked about him just appearing and dancing like an idiot. This happens, and it happens because of drunken stupid douchebags. Like the one in the pic.

I think her BF in the background looks like he's fixing to deck this shitstain.
 

BF in background don't like it when hott gets mugged on. It make him mad.

Lovely creature say foolio might be funner.
 

I dunno, any fool can act "like" a douche when they've got the liquid courage flowing but without premeditation (i.e. no visible signs) it's hard to convict. I need more evidence than one witness and a photo of nothing. Plus I've been a programmer for many years and it's VERY hard to find a true douche in that crowd.

My vote: nice chick with Not-a-douche.
 

Not the photographer but I was there (hey, we're huge fans).

The douchery was definitely in the dancing. Plus I reject the Ed Hardy-esque t-shirt he was wearing.

I think referencing where we were sitting was to explain how far away from any other person he was dancing... and facing us, rather than the dancefloor. I realize the photo needs the backstory... but hey we're big fans and we didn't want our big Greico Virus Ground Zero experience to go by without at least an attempt.
 

@Just Another Nerdette
Curious, Was Asian hotts Man pissed about this brown floater slimeing up his girl
 

He really doesn't look like a douche bag.
To me he looks like Forest Dump from arkansas, his first trip off the farm and got himself a hardy t shirt
 

Keep reaching. This might have just ruined my day. Definitely not a douche. Drunk dancing clown? Maybe. Jerkoff? Perhaps. But definitely not a textbook douchebag. Take this down. TAKE THIS DOWN! It angers me...
 

Yeah DB1 cropped the pic kinda tight on him. In the full pic you can see how he's expressing to his crowd (a few more people to the left) his distaste.

That's what I liked about it, to tell you the truth.

There she was all night.... just a few feet away ... a Hott to help us get on the site. But her boyfriend was all normal looking. We couldn't work with that till our monkey showed up.

And she totally did get a drink. I personally was bringing her a drink when I found out she had already gotten one.
 

Ok well I'm not sold on it but its DB1's site, he thinks its worthy so F it.
 

methinks the huntress has a bit of a hair trigger. i gotta say nottadouche. (although the real keidis is a huge douche)
 

So you need a "douchebag tag" to hunt down this kind of big, greasy game in LA? Does it work like a bear tag in Alaska, where they do a drawing to see who gets the available douchebag tags and who is eligible to take one home tied to your roof? Interesting. Learning is fun.
 

This isn't quite a wildlife management issue or a cull for the health of the heard. It's more of an extermination exercise disguised as a public health campaign. Take as many as you like, we just want to see the trophies. ;-)
 

Douche? Debatable.

Dumbass dorkwad? Now we're talking.

She looks like a tranny, btw.
 

most of the douchebaggery seems pharmacologically induced, but being that high in public is enough of a qualifier.
 

I would point my meat hose in her general direction and empty my pudding gondolas onto her chestplate; what is the issue?
 

I would point my meat hose in her general direction and empty my pudding gondolas onto her chestplate; what is the issue?
 

if software developers / engineers can be infected with this level of douche, then we have a major problem on our hands.

as an aside, back when i was still considering computer programming as a career, i once joked with some comp-sci people that i wanted to write a program that will let me pick up all the hot chicks in the world.

and to this day, i am still proud of having made a joke with such sheer nerdiness.
 

then again, though, some douchebag came up with the Open Source Boob Project at Penguincon... as i just remembered. maybe computer nerds aren't that resistant against the douche after all... sigh...
 

He does look like Keidis, but without three billion smeary tattoos.

Check out the raised eyebrow from Spock Jr. behind them. Her boyfriend?


On a totally-unrelated side note, do Griecos get insurance through GEICO?
 

remove this. it sacrifices the integrity of the site.
 

Has DB1 become so busy with dealing with the suits at MTV that he put a monkey in charge of filtering email and selecting the content of the site?
 

Wait, that lean...I remember this guy. It's Tarquin Fin-tim-lim-bim-lim-bin- bim-bin-bim bus stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel of the Silly Party.

Who was roundly defeated by the unofficial Very Silly Party Candidate Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Blackpool Rock Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable Brrroooo Norman Michael (rings bell) (blows whistle) Edward (sounds car horn) (does train impersonation) (sounds buzzer) Thomas Moo... (sings) "We'll keep a welcome in the..." (fires gun) William (makes silly noise) "Raindrops keep falling on my" (weird noise) "Don't sleep in the subway" (cuckoo cuckoo) Naaoooo... Smith.
 

He's like OMG is that zac braff!!!! Hey where's turk? come here miko give zac some sucky sucky!