At 2:40 'The Faz' looks like Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters.

Who dresses this guy before he goes out, anyway? Flo Zigfield?
 

1:00 mark -

Holy Shit boyz you see how much money dat bitch pulled out? Musta been $47 cash fool; I ain't seen that kinda paper since my Momma's last garage sale.
 

Check out the map. Philly's right next to Jersey. If you live next to a pig farm, you're going to catch the stink once in a while.
 

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This footage leaves me longing for more club fires.
 

When did "party" come to nean a bunch of horse-faced white bitches swaying their big asses in distraction while Buster Poindexter clones swirl around them like butt logs in a toilet bowl?


I'm going to act like Mike Fazio in my next client meeting; I'll articulate everything I say by holding my right arm out, swinging the forearm down at just the elbow, with fingers locked in some white boy gang sign, all while keeping a constipated Billy Idol "awww shit" twisted fish lips look plastered on my face.

See how that works out for me.

Yeah.
 

I can't be bothered with you people; I'm spinning records up here, elevated like a Pharmicist.

I have to wear sunglasses, yellow ones, because...uhhm...

And I got this towel cuz it's hard up in here, touching vinyl discs that spin on turntables; gotta wipe the sweat....so dope...so money...so cash.....

I'm so cash...can't be bothered...sooo cool....can't play an instrument....so I play a record...so money babe sooo money

Thank god for bitches with room temp IQ's...
 

Have you ever seen a more self-conscious bunch of preening losers in your life? What must it be like to have to go out and drink enough to maintain your carefully constructed image of coolness or whatever? It is like high school never ends for these people. HS kids can be forgiven as they are essentially a captive audience to this phony horror-show, but these douches and bleeths have CHOSEN to remain in a state of perpetual immaturity.

Fucking weak. These will be the first to die when society devolves into chaos. These weak ass punks and old people with alzheimers.
 

Damn. There was one good looking person in the entire clip and it was the extremely tall security guy.
 

@ Lulu:

That security guy knows how a toilet brush must feel.
 

my eyes... the googles do nothing!


did anyone notice the bouncer at the beginning is just tolerating this fool. I really am almost speechless, that was a terrifying glimpse into the natural douche habitat and I wish this had been more like Al Capone's vault when Geraldo found nothing...
 

When Rome was sacked by the Vandals in 455, there were throngs of worthless fucks such as this standing around holding their dicks while their civilization crumbled around them.

Just saying.
 

I think the term "the life of the party" actually means the opposite of what I just witnessed.
 

that's 5:16 of my life that would have been better spent pinching a loaf.

this is worse than the H1N1 virus-at least you couldn't see that one coming.
 

At 2:04 I was hoping the room would just explode and this nightmare would end.
 

Mike DeFazio must be da sheeet! even Wolverine was there?!!!

@3:56
 

EeeewWWwwwwW... It's so GREASY in there.
 

at 4:03, is that who i think it is?
 

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?
 

We should show pity, not emnity, for fools like this. They are, after all, products of a society that has become utterly complacent and unwilling to face the consequences of said complacency. If you don't beat your male children, they will grow into these. If you don't a) send them to college or b) throw them out on their asses when they turn eighteen, one of two things may very well occur. Your children will grow into these filthy assholes (if male) or end up balling with one in the backseat of the car you bought her (if female...or male). Then they will have a little spikey-haired douche-baby that they will dress in baby blue Aeropostal pajamas and force-feed energy drinks and weird techno/hip-hop music until it too is vapid and soul-less and takes its place in the never-ending, self-perpetuating downward douche spiral that our society has become. Its a vicious cycle. On the upside, there are lots of hot women when these ball sacks are hanging around and I like to look at boobies. Peace.
 

Courtesy flush, please.
 

I'm from Australia and the combination of the Kade/ Fazio mega-douche powers are doing their best to ensure I don't include Philly on my itinerary when I visit the 'States.

Apologies if any of you are good Philly people but god DAMN these two are the worst advertisement for your city.
 

Elvis/douche-lip.
 

I think Philadelphia needs to get nuked now. "I say we take off, nuke the place form orbit...it's the only way to be sure."
 

@Choada
Hold on a second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it. This is an emotional moment for all of us, I know that. But let's not make snap judgements, please. This is clearly an important species we're dealing with and I don't think you or I or anybody has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them.

On second thoughts I'll prep the bombs, you get the dropship over Philly. At least Aliens only kill you, these choads cause your soul to wither and die as well. Just what was the point of that video? Why even make it? "This is me. In a club. Not even a very lively one from the looks of things. The End."
 

After viewing that atrocity I can only bring myself to say:

"You kids turn-down that goddamn noise! You don't want me to have to come up there and use Fazio as my own personal handpuppet."
 

There was nothing about that clip that looked remotely fun or interesting. Boring people, boring chicks, boring looking club. Nobody even looked like THEY were having fun. Just standing around doing nothing. What a colossal waste of time.
 

A friend told me my video was on this site. I can't believe this is even a website. I guess pathetic haters need to spend their time doing something.
 

Check out the early seconds of the video, nothing says class and culture like the White bentley/Casio G-shock combination.

- Greetings from Denmark
 

Is this youtube's answer to waterboarding? I lasted less than 20 seconds.
 

I have lost my faith in humanity after watching this video..
 

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For Mike Fazio, "A friend told me my video was on this site" is an euphemism for "I continuously Google search my own name."
 

i want to see one of those security guards rip his head off, and shit down his throat.
 

google on my balls cockfag
 

I think this means Hip Hop culture is over.

Where do men buy low cut T shirts like that? and why?
 

ah the rooster-cigarette rejoinder, sure sign of a gentleman and a scholar, at least in philtharendelphia terms...

i share a state with that superfund site of a city and i have to tell you, they are not all like this, but attitudinally this scrote is relatively mild...

even as far back as high school, when my happy unjaded ass was doing stupid nerd herd stuff like forensics and would would have occasion to interact on a state level...sure the bagtagging gear,language, and scrotology may have changed, but the unwaranted arrogance about being nothing particularly special is 100% philtharendelphia, it almost makes me root for new yorkers when they treat philthy like a bed-headed step child.

even in adult life having lived a variety of places, now dealing either in politics or in some business that has a statewide component...the phhilthy douche is unavoidable...they are the bidet of jersey
 

"WHO THE F*K IS MIKE FAZZIO?!?"

That's what I kept telling myself as I watched this little pr*k prance around the club pretending to be a somebody. What a loser. GROW UP!
 

I would like to know, what exactly does this toadstool do to deserve the acclaim he thinks he so richly deserves?

Did he invent something? No.

Did he win a prize from a select group of esteemed peers for some meritorious action? No.

He appears to be some kind of a promoter.

He also appears to be some kind of serious douchebag.

I clicked on his facebook link and it listed some of his friends, among them one ARTHUR KADE. Yeah, no shit. Stunning. Truly stunning.
 

Notice that the girls are wearing LBDs and the guys are in teeshirts. Klassy. There's a certain kind of white person who thinks that if you put some colored-people music on - it's a party. That looked like a mixer at the college student rec. center.

Yo yo yo!
 

Also, it seems that no one knows how to dance. at all. They just shift their weight from one foot to the other. Are they that lazy? People like this invite the term "Sheeple"...
 

What a waste of five minutes and sixteen seconds that was.

There's nothing more pathetic than a self-satisfied local celebrity giving a tour of his own deluded fabulousness.

The only ones who care are the ones who get paid.

Blessed, indeed.
 

Little turd, medium pond.
 

if it wasn't for charlie kelly, i'd give up on that city.
 

@ Ferro94, 11:35


See my comment @ 8:40... That's exactly what I thought, too. After watching the video I went out back and filled the bird feeder, just so I could tell if I was still alive.

Is this a video of a party or a funeral? At first I thought it was supposed to be a party. But seeing how somber, even melancholy, the entire affair played out suggests that this is indeed a funeral.

I can say, without reservation, that I'd rather go to the dentist, shop for dress slacks, and watch a 'Days of Our Lives' marathon than have to suffer through what I've seen on this video.

Thank you. That is all.
 

So, we have Kade, and this piece of crap.

Those are too big reasons to avoid Philly.

However, I MUST urge the readership to know this: Marcel Duchamp has an entire section of the Philadelphia Art Museum. No shit. "Bride Stripped Bare", "Fountain", hat rack, it's all there.

You walk in there and you feel smarter when you leave.

And, a friend of mine just moved there, and he is anti-douche. So, hopefully if enough people move there and fight the infection, Philly can be saved.
 

Where did all the Asian people come from?
 

China
 

HCwDB folk must be going to YouTube; this video started out at 4.5 stars this morning and is down to 1.5 stars...
 

Please, I have no idea who this douche is. No one that actually lives here has ever been to Denim, or has any desire to go to Denim. That is a strictly bridge crowd, mixed in with low rent Souf and NE Philly skank. There are so many cool places to hang in this city, and these idiots actually wait in line at this place. That tells ya all ya need to know.
 

THE PERFECT ADJECTIVE TO SUM UP THIS LITTLE FELLA. TWERP.

- DOUCHEY SMURF
 

... one more thang partner. When you are all up in the "mirrorrizzle" spikiing your nappy ass head... don't forget to to swipe a few strands over that bullseye in the very back... nigga the the corn is dying in that part of the field. Just "sayizzing".

- Douchey Smurfizzle
 

fuck philadelphia.
 

Mike Fazio: you are a flaming scrote-jam. "Google on my balls cockfag". Precisely the kind of pathetic douchey insult I'd expect from a 1st degree choad like you. What do you use for contraception? Your personality? Twat!!!!
 

at Time code :38. "I couldn't do it without him." Do what exactly?
Walk into a club?
 

i think this is footage of darksock and crucialhead hanging out with other cowardly commentors. you too tray tempest and misses white.
 

Hi Mike Fazio Here. I go to clubs with camera's like i'm the shiznit on E news; just so I can squeeze thru the door without paying. I wear purple shits and stalk clubs for 18 year olds cause I'm Mike Fazio. I show up stag with no dime piece on my arm, cause I'm Mike Fazio, but on the streets; I attract all the tranny hookers! You give phillie a bad rap fago. you pound your peter to gay porn and prance around your purple gear like your twinkle toes! sit back down silly trick before I take you to the trap house and show you what men do in jail.
 

Who is lower on the Douchal scale, Big Faz, or the no-life chode following Big Faz around with a camera?
 

Not a hot chick in the building.

Douchebags galore though.
 

@ anon 7:48

motherfucker how dare you call me that.

nobody calls me a commentor and gets away with it.

And that's not us. We were in my mom's basement playing this awesome new D&D module.
 

Who knew they still made Aqua Net.
 

@anon 7:48

How did you know that my D&D character's name was Misses White?
 

Mine was Blasphemy RotMouth
 

I bet he's a closet Sidney Crosby fanboy.
F'in twink.

XOXO
Kristi
 

I think Wolverine kind of sums up the type of crowd "The Faz" can attract to one of his promoted parties. Seriously, if I were making such a video I'd be paying fake partiers or something.


Wolverine and that asshat DJ with his yellow plastic sunglasses in a club at night.
 

Oh and there are at least 2 good things to come out of Philly.

Pat's. The greatest cheesesteak ever, and I love that their menu sign has mildly Soup Nazi-esque instructions on how to choose cheese and/or onions.

Charles Barkley's early career with the 76ers.
 

@Miss white and darksuck
your nerds. duh.
And you make thinly vailed jokes that were funny two years ago. You're like the Dane Cook's of this site. just let douchebag 1 do his thing and leave it at that.

Did you ever stop and realize that your not adding anything new with you'r commentary?

Sure, yopu can rip me for my bad spelling and grammer, but is that funny? haha. Rip on the retard.

Why dont you go suck on your ugly wife's dick and stick my grammer up your twat. Fucker.
 

Is that Corey Haim at 4:45?
 

@ Anonymous, 9:26

Oi bro, you insulted my cousins, eh'.

I will call on my fully sick boys, eh'.
 

Let me take a wild guess here but...

This is what happens when you are a short little white suburban virgin in high school. You know, the one with the hot sister everyone is always trying to fuck and all you can do is meet the guys. Everyone tells you you are a cool little dude, but all they really want is your older sister.

So you need a plan to get cool. You dig up photoshop with your mad computer skills... and some high gloss paper, enter into college.. work really really hard to figure out how to quickly make some money off your soon to be "marketing/business skills". You bend over backwards to meet some crappy fake gangster, get yourself onto MTV for the "free publicity", spend a ton of money on a ton of glossy paper... pay a slew of prostitutes and strippers for photos... and BAM, you did it...

You got laid...

...despite the fact that your soul now smells like burnt Cognac for eternity.
 

The funny thing is, this ass shaving cod-piece is the exact reason why Philly has such a kick ass underground techno scene. These Joey Merlino wanna-bes fill the mainstream clubs while robbing each other for coke and E, swapping girl friends and throwing each other sausage birthday parties.

Meanwhile everyone else is dancing up a storm and having a great time in the basement. No real DJ's know this guy in Philly, unless they are his cousins and he's paid them to show up.
 

Contrary to all the negative opinions voiced thusfar, I thought this was the most inspiring episode of Little People, Big World yet.


You haters of little people just back d’ fuggoff!
 

Okaaaaay...anyone wearing a vee-neck orchid purple shirt allowing his curly chest hairs to show themselves is a douchebag.
 

Anon 9:26pm,

Layoff the spray can... it was empty days ago.

You're only huffing the septic fumes from the leach field you erroneously laid three inches below your un-blocked trailer.

Wheeeeee!
 

I just want to kick his ass!

I want to build a machine to kick his ass!

I want to build an empire to house the machine to KICK HIS ASS!!!
 

The funny thing is, I know this guy. I work at a bar in the Manayunk section of Philly and he used to come there every week. If you know Philly, then you'd know that this club basically has a huge sign that says "NJ Douches Welcomed"
 

There is absolutely no TARMAL in that video. Doth Flyteeth agree?
 

As a Philadelphia native, I'd like to apologize for most of South Philadelphia and parts of New Jersey across the river, where you will find huge factories cranking out this level of douchebaggier every weekend. Note at the end when he had to return his dad's ride before he woke up. Well at least this site will never go dry thanks to them.
 

This guy must have a lot of money.
 

He Reminds me of Double "A" from the Stern Show
 

Anon 9:26
If all you want is for DB1 to do his thing then why bother clicking on the comments link?

And I loved the 'cowardly' commentators comment. From someone called anon...
 

Crikey!
That certainly was one great big clobber of Wogs all out Buck's Night wearin' budgie smugglers in the same bush, eh?

I reckon that poofteenth of a banana-bendin' purple Wog there, was remindin' God he up and forgot to flush. Still a few floaters down in the ole' thunder box, mate.

Furthermore, there is Absolutely No Truth to the rumors that chemicals from the factories in North Delaware are leaching into the groundwater of SW 'Jersey and Philly, creating whole schooners of Shonky Retard Wogs. And feral Sheilas fannies dry as a dead dingo's donger with a Mappa Tassie big as a dog's eye; oy Grundies!

None whatsoever; you groggy nong ice-poles!

You know, that stubby purple brown-eyed mullet bugger reminds me of that old Yes tune, "Owner of a lonely heart".
Wait, how did that first guitar line go?

Oh yeah.
Woggg wog wog wogg wogggggggg!!!
 

Those asian guys definitely didn't want to be filmed
 

You know, the female specimens on display here (referred to as "hot chicks"), are pretty much the equivalent of the male douchebag...
 

"Dear Al Qaida, please aim here...Dont worry , we'll let this one slide"....
 

Even with the hair he's easily shorter than all the girls in there. And nobody seems even really glad to see him except for his fellow douchebags.

Also, what a sad, small party. What a sad little man.
 

highlights:

this scrote has a face that looks like a pear. or frog. it's some comical shape that uglifies his face to a comical degree.

and that door guy at ~0:30 has such a plastic smile he is even sadder than Fazio.

all in all, a very... purple... piece of shit this Fazio douche is.
 

To echo a YouTube comment:




"bitch tits."






Perfect.
 

My God. I'm moving to Philly in a month. Is the "talent" there really that bad? I'm old and ugly, and even I would turn most of those chicks down.
 

Dark Sock @ 8:20:

Bree Yark!

For those of you who spent your early and mid-adolescence out in the sun and air, developing into properly socialized bipeds, rather than crouched in some dank dim faux wood paneling family room with other pasty faced troglodytes fondling one another's multi-sided dice: The original "Keep on the Borderlands" module had a list of rumors you could pick up in the keep, and one of them was, " 'Bree Yark!' is Goblin for 'We Surrender!'" The rumor was false: it meant "Hey! Rube!" which in itself is really no more than a mid 20th century antecedent of "YO! DOUCHE!"

So uh, Fazio . . . Bree Yark!

(Thank you all for the opportunity to present my venerable uber-nerd bona fides. For those of you who recognized the reference immediately, and needed no exposition, you were sad gits, and I sincerely hope you've emerged from your parents' basement since. For those of you for whom my explanation was relevatory because you did indeed have lives back in middle school, you now know what thills and joys you were missing, you sad gits. And now back to our regularly scheduled mocking)
 

@ Scaradouche:

"...crouched in some dank dim faux wood paneling family room with other pasty faced troglodytes fondling one another's multi-sided dice...We had REAL WOOD PANELING. Other than that, you pretty much nailed it.
 

hey, beats frolicking.
 

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@baleen

I FUCEN CONCUR! THERI ESNO FUCEN TARMAL EHRE! BU THERE ARE SLAPWHOARS! I OUWLD BURN THIS CLUB AND LETH TEHB RIGHTEOUS FLAMES CONSUJET THE UNWORHTHY WHILE THEIR SALTY TERAS DRIE DLON THEIR BLACKENED CORPRSOES!

ASND MY FUCEN BAESMENT HAAD CINDER LBGOCK WALLS SMEARED IWHT BLOOD! THAT"S HOW I FUCEN KEP IT REAL!
 

What's the difference between a Mike Fazio party and a porcupine? On a porcupine, all the pricks are on the outside.

Even with the hair standing up 5 inches, the guy's still only 5'2" Obviously compensating for a lot.
 

Mike Fazio, "The Death of My Fart, He".




Look, don't expect miracles. I'm really really hungover today.
 

Holy shit Japanese spam for the win. Why are all Japanese websites built using mid-90's HTML?
 

I'm trying to do a parody song but all I've got is "Kade says / I'm done with Fazio."
 

kade says i'm done with fazio
he treats me like a rentboy
hey gets happy meals at work
we never brunch no more
kade says, suck them off for food
make them pay the tab, then we call them clients!
 

Life of the party ?

Wait...does this imply that he has a life, even metaphorically ?
 

How cool are you, Mike?

Declaring yourself "Life of the Party."

I just declared "Best Hung Stud of the Universe."

See?
 

I am sending North Korea his address.
 

Hey Mike Fazio, Jesus called
he wants your soul back.

Hey Mike Fazio, Zack Morris called
he wants his prop hair piece back.

Hey Mike Fazio, Italy called
they want their olive oil back.

Hey Mike Fazio, Viacom called
they want their port-o-crowd back.

Hey Mike Fazio, Michael Alig called
he wants his career back.

Hey Mike Fazio, California called
they want your boyfriend's ring back.

Hey Mike Fazio, the owner called
he wants his car back.

Hey Mike Fazio, your friends called
they want their money back.

Hey Mike Fazio, your parents called
they want their son back.
 

Gotta love when "ya boy" takes the mic at 3:13 and no one listens. Classic.

BTW, am I supposed to know who this moron is?
 

@ euripidouche

Nice Jane's Addiction pastiche. Shame about the band members cos Perry Farrell & Dave Navarro are enormous choads. I once had the appalling misfortune to be subjected to Farrell's autobio film "Gift"...a bloated self-indulgent artwank that suggests Farrell shagged his dead g/f after she OD'ed on smack. Which I'm sure he did. Oh and he can't act his way out of a paper bag.
 

I'm ready and waitin' for a Vin Douchal parody song, cuz he does 'em the best.

Can't you mf's think of anything else to do besides be computer nerds and clubbers? Like, gee, did any of you ever master a musical instrument or some tool-using craft(besides masturbating or opium-piping)??? Like, maybe gourmet cooking or motorcycle maintenance, or hog-butchering?

No wonder TARMAL is in such short supply.
 

I know about this dude.... WOW had no idea of the tomfoolery
 

Who needs Saudi Arabia when you can just drain the oil from his head?
 

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Someone check his thighs, I bet he's a cutter...
 

Notice how every woman in this video has the same facial expression, "OMFG, this fucktard is so embarrassing! I put on my sexy underwear for this??? Fuck...."

Those Philly ladies are classy like that.
 

This is a POEM I wrote for fuzzy (in the brain) Fazio. I would like to thank all the previous posters who gave me inspiration with their comments.
I hope you will enjoy my poem as much as I enjoyed all your posts.
I'm not a native English speaker but I tried anyway...
{AK06620}

-

He drives a rental white Bentley
He wears a plastic white Casio
This douche goes by the name of Mike Fazio
He's so fucking ugly
He makes a guido look like a Caravaggio
His tan looks like wall-paint
His act full of douche taint
Makes hotts and pretty ladies
Stare at him with disdain
He stinks so much of douchery
If you take a sniff you'll faint

Now Mike is on the mic
Got something he needs to tell YA
He be having his douche party
Down at Philadephia
Time for the orange douche-bros
to unite with all the sepia

He's the soul of the party
When the party has no soul
He's the life of the party
When the party is in the morgue

He's as cool as a raisin
In the middle of a drought
His charisma is below
That of a blood-clot
And if this douche thinks otherwise
Then he has lost the plot

Look at Mike Fazio walking to his table
This fucking retard is living in a proper douche fable
He knows he ain't able to throw a half-descent party
Yet he thinks himself smarter than Professor Moriarty

Every time he talks he waves his right hand
He's not a fucking muppet - don't get fooled by his size
He's just the king of douche-land
And I think that will suffice.
 

@douchermockracy

i cannot argue that navarro is a giant douche. i will say that perhaps the o.d.'d corpse bit was a inside joke referring to sid vicious? didn't see the movie. i will say this, jane's a did it in the late 80's when nothing weird at all was happening louder than a pavement or cowboy junkies murmer. they carved out their own place competing with fans of the established warrant, crue, g'n'r of the day...

yes he has been strange, and has probably said stranger things than banging his ex-girlfriend's corpse...self-infulgent sure, but for all the times the other choices in a closed car were hair metal, and my voice was decidiedly in the minority, i can't hate jane's addiction, they saved me much pain.
 

The fact that Mike had to come on this blog and validate his douchebagocity was proof positive that he's the biggest douche east of the Mississippi. Kudos to Philli's public school system for "educating" a moron with the IQ of seaweed.
 

@anon 3:21

I especially enjoyed "He makes a guido look like a Caravaggio." Please get yourself a blogger account and join the rest of us haterz.
 

Oh fuck, are those the four horsemen I see in the background? Must be.
 

"Life of the Party?!?!?" How DARE he. Never once in that vid did he don a lampshade. Fuck Fazio!
 

Uh, I just googled Mike Fazio's balls. Nothing came up.
 

Please watch and comment:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByThMs3gTL8

Mike is going to kick your ass.
This guy obviously means business. Observe how he pushes the older dude. I haven't been pushed like that since the 3rd grade.
And when his opponent grabs his little fragile hand, does he show fear? NO! He masterfully counter-attacks and forces him to retreat.
This display of courage and might makes me want to see a fight between Fazio and Fedor Emelianenko. I think Fedor is in big trouble.

Mike Fazio is half bitch, half trout, and half a pint of Stella Artois. He has the reflexes and speed of a tortoise, the strength of a gerbil and the intelligence of GWBush. He is a lean mean douche machine and he's out to get us all.

Bonus vid:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDLWgpwG_Vg

Good luck. We're going to need it.
{AK06620}
 

I didn't know my computer could vomit until it opened up that clip.

Mike you owe me a new computer.
 

Rodney P -

I didn't come here to validate anything. Go kill yourself bro.
 

Holy Shit, two weeks ago I boxed on the undercard for Celebrity Boxing in Philly with this dude. I actually didnt even realize who he was until I saw this video. You guys are hatin too much, he seems like good people.
 

We should show Faz more respect. He sails the Mediterranean!

http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/a_double_shot_at_love/cast_member/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=10561
 

You know his dad's probably saying to himself, "She was right. I should have pulled out"
 

Oh, Mr. Fazio you take yourself too seriously...If you can't laugh at the poop you leave behind, you do deserve the teasing you have received from our colony of DB hunters.
 

Wow. Cool. Exactly like the scene in "Goodfellas" where Hendry walks into the Copa Cabanna, only here, everybody's retarded.
 

http://www.mtv.com/photos/a-double-shot-at-love-cast-photos/1600530/3443579/photo.jhtml

Anal beads are the new Bling-Bling yo!

Is that his Faz signature on his perfectly waxed chest?

I'm starting to think Faz has his t-shirts custom made so that he can show off his tattoo smudge/fuzz. Its either that or he shops at a buxom ladies boutique. He's such a whore. Showing his cleavage like that.

@ Mr. White : 6:37 AM
Thank you very much for your comment. I've been visiting this site for quite a while and I must say its extremely funny. I really enjoy everyones witty comments. Keep up the good work.
Much respect.
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really - is that a guy's ass in the red shorts?

As for the t-shirts, they are not custom made. They are sold everywhere in south philly where the guieds consider them dress shirts and the only real alternative to wife beater t-shirts.
 

This country is filled with in securities but the fact that this website gets sooo many responses is quite depressing!

People need to learn to just be themselves and stop wasting energy on people who aren't like you...
 

anon@11:56

you added to the responses - or am I wrong.
 

Wow, blowout hair, mark of the bag, bad bling, and a rented Bentley.

Not only a douche, but a pathetic loser too. My God, look at these hangers on and posers and ARRRRGH, my head will explode. On the plus side, he'll be homeless in five years. I'll be comfortably retired. So I have that going for me.
 

Fuck the Douche Bag Army
When Fazio was young he used to be as fine a Douche as ever you'd see
the prince of wales he said to he: "come and join the Douche Bag army"
toora loora loora loo, they're looking for monkeys up at the zoo
"if I had a face like you, I'd join the Douche Bag army"

corporal Fazio is such a short, just give him a couple of jars of gel;
he'll kill the enemy with his spikes and save the Douche Bag army.
too ra loo ra loo ra loo, me curse is on the Jerzeey crew;
they took your darling boy from you to join the Douche Bag army.

Gilded Douches wear no drawers, Hotties, will you lend them yours?
the poor should always help the poor, god save the Douche Bag army!
toora loora loora loo, they're looking for monkeys up at the zoo
"if I had a face like you, I'd join the Douche Bag army"

captain Kade went away and his wife got in the family way,
and all the words that she would say was "blame the Douche Bag army."
too ra loo ra loo ra loo, I've made me mind up what to do
I'll work my ticket home to you and fuck the Douche Bag army
 

He floated like wonderful shit on the water.
 

if you guys knew fazio you would know that this was just a vlog for one of his events.. he plays the douche role purposely and gets paid good money to do it.

what he is doing in this video is his job.

i think you people are just made you sit in a cubical all day while he gets paid to party.
 

mad*
 

I use to be friends with fazio. He's really into underage girls. The guy is real sick in the head.
 

anon @ 11:56

Good point. Go away.

@ anon 2:16

Is "vlog" like "wog"?

That makes me so made!
 

his youtube vid's rating's down to one star now. I guess the people that showed up at the club are weighing in now.
 

Fozzio The Bear says:

I put my "vlog" into a maid (but not a hot maid - think Hazel) one time and afterward I made her rub my dirty bits with a Fozzie the Bear hand puppet until I made the fur all sticky.

YouTube would not post my vlog... but they post Fozie the Douche who is far more disgusting on every level.
 

@Anon 2:16 PM

Something tells me this anon is Mike...

1st No one can "play" the douche. This guy is in the douche zone so deep he's gone beyond abysmal. He's ORANGE for f*cks sake.

2nd You say it's his job to be a douche? And this is supposed to make it ok? If there is one excuse for a douchebag is that he can't control himself from acting and dressing like a tool. It's in his system, his D(ouche)NA.
I wonder what Faz says when people enquire about his profession... Does he have a Doucheploma & a Doucheculum Vitae?

3rd When you say "he gets paid to party" you mean he gets paid to embarass himself, right? Finally, I don't know what these people are doing in the video, but they sure as hell ain't partying. If that's your idea of a party then I choose the cubicle.

{AK06620}
 

euripidouche @ 3:58 am

You poor fool. Forced exposure to hair metal. You're lucky to have escaped with your sanity intact.

There was other shit goin' on in the late 80s worth bending an ear to apart from Cowboy Junkies & Pavement, e.g. Big Black/Rapeman, Killdozer, Pixies, Sonic Yoof, Bad Brains, Dinosaur Jr, etc etc

Oh by the way, if someone tells you "Gift" is a good film, you should exterminate them immediately.
 

Anon @ 4:11 PM

Couldn't have said it better myself.
 

I was at this party, the 2 chicks at the 4:20 mark double teamed me.....Thanks Faz
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQRbDSwZIME&feature=related
 

http://www.celebrityboxing.tv/

scroll down...Mikey got knocked the F%&K out.

"celebrity" - that is almost as funny as his douche entrance to the "club"...

I am surprised no one commented on the 1:13 mark, when he utters "so crowded" then proceeds to "squeeze" by one dude on the stairs. luv it.
 

Dude, what ever. I'm so cool. I made a poster saying how cool I am just so you can't deny how cool I am. You all are just haters and wanna be's. Nobody can rent an expensive car, wear women's clothing, and give people who pretend to be my friend hand shakes like me.
 

I bet the DJ is a fan of Alaskan Pipelines
 

Fazio, please go away. You're boring me...
 

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Hey Fazio! Thanks for that! I wish I could rent an expensive car just like you. My hero you are!
 

yeah Fazio, I saw you on a poster, a child molester poster. your the sweat on my sack son! you nothing but low man on the totum pole. purple shirt wear trick
 

You gotta read this on Kade:

http://www.phillymag.com/articles/arthur_kade_philadelphia_profile/
 

I actually smelled the stink of that uberdouchal congregation. Especially from partydouche "The Faz".
 

I was at this party when fazio was trying to hit on this high school freshman cheerleader, long story short. fazio got worked by this football player. busted his butt right thru the drywall and dumped his pitcher of beer all over him. I took the liberty to kick him in the mouth and watch him cry like a little girl, fazio you punk little shit. your lucky i don't show up to your pad and put you in a head lock son!
 

Fazio used to date my brother. They were hot and heavy for awhile!!!!! Hey fazio, why did you break my brother, brad's heart? He loved you and he thought you loved him.
 

mike fazio is a huge fan of the gay community. I love you mike. this is anthony, call me darling i miss you
 

mike fazio LOL you are the clown of the town and you are liked by few in the phillie area. get the fuck out of here you fucking clown stick. you are not liked, you are not cool. you are a fuck. one big fuck. if I see you at a bar i'm at, i'm gonna toss your salad and pound your face in.
 

This guys doucheness is almost paled by the douche presence surrounding him.

I'm ashamed to be human.

God, kill me now.
 

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