Daily double jackpot! Talk about treasure chests...
 

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i'm almost at a loss for words on this one.

i want to think the girl in the white cherry bikini has a great body and a cute face, but she decided it was cool to let her girlfriend wear a black version of her bikini. maybe they bought them together? maybe they are roommates? maybe they have naked pillowfights? ok, there it is....she's back to being cute again. not her friend though. she's got the face of an ox.

as far as Macho Gazpacho goes...you look like a Stormtrooper who is 4 years away from losing most of his hair.
 

please don't say he balled both of them at the same time
 

Grande Props to DB1. Back out Meatwadian, and the boobie factor this week has been all-time. And it's only Tuesday.

Fuck Fung, and fuck anons.
 

...and after taking a good, long look at the entire picture...

there's a tranny somewhere in it. either that, or she's packing heat in her bikini.

can you find what i am talking about?
 

@pfah:

Do you mean "Orange You Glad To See Me?" on the right?
 

I can spot it instantly. Small Man's Disease. The girls are what 5'5" tops (no pun intended), so he is I guess 5'3", right. He then over compensates with extra gym work, big glasses, don't mess with me attitude, and no shirt in public. The doctors prescription: mockery, twice daily. An by twice I mean.....

Dr. DB
 

The two on the ends are very nice...the middle...not so much!
 

Damn, I haven't seen that much silicon since...well, since yesterday's Levitiscrote.

Side note: Dane Cook is incredibly unfunny. Watched several minutes of his latest "work" to give him his fair chance before having to change the channel. Put simply, he sucks. How he became famous is a mystery to me. Yes I am a hater - of shit.

AV
 

Biggest. Watch. Ever.

And BEAUTIFUL FUCKING TITS!
 

Douchius Clay...nope, but good guess dude. think more like turquoise.

and bulges.
 

BOOOOOOBIES!! I love BOOBIES even orange ones!!
 

The goggles, they do nothing!
 

I would gobble left's cherries like Pac Man running from Blinky.

I would do the same for right, but after a few drinks.

And Dr. DB is right on, there's definitely Short Guy Syndrome. I would look down at the top of this guy's head and laugh at him.
 

@pfah:

I see it, blue bikini bottoms on the left. Huge cock. I'm jealous.
 

@pfah 7:18

Face of an ox? Why cause she's got a large nose?

pot calling..
 

Good Job Turd Macho! That's two less wilderbeast the world have to look at! Now only if I could take my shovel and break your face. Why are you wearing paris hilton glasses! you a fag, fag boy!
 

@Plinky's Stalker...maybe you're right. i was a bit too harsh on her. she is prettier than an ox. maybe i meant anteater.
 

Macho Gazpacho is a candidate for a cock punch. From each of us.


And just WHAT is that red patch near White Cherrie's naval? Ringworm? Impetigo?
 

He has great cleavite.

/does 3 pushups
//gets tired
///goes back to youporn
 

He represents the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipo guild
 

the watch isn't that big, it's a standard men's watch that just looks really freaking big on his lilliputian body...

he even bought a 6 oz can of coors light to make himself look bigger.
 

Ridiculously large watch, white belt (at a pool party?), womans sunglasses, shaved chest and of course, lots and lots of boobies. This looks like an akward pose to me. I'm going to assume the midget bribed them into this with free circus tickets. Another classic HCwDB find.

The boobie factor is off the scale this week, thank you DB1.
 

The posture of the one on the left is killing me. Straight back with the knees slightly bent. Dayum. I bet she knows how to play one fantastic game of Elevator (she goes straight down slowly, I take the long right up).

And god damn you, Pfah, for pointing out the huge package on blue bikini. Now I feel inadequate AND disgusted. Hopefully ritualistic chanting can get me out of this one.

Oooooommm, Elevator, Elevator, Oooooooom.
 

Meanwhile, in the background, another tapeworm escapes Plinky's Mom's colon and wreaks havoc on the food court.
 

Because the truly classy go topless.
 

I would use fishslap to fishlap baby bluepant to death, pay blue bikini to teabag him halo-style. I would then wrangle some big boobie hotts with his white belt. After i left i would show them how Jr. is like the Sears Tower.
 

I'm a history buff myself but I never thought of turning the Santa Maria's steering wheel into a watch.
 

Girl on right serious butterface
 

Oh my, white cherries
Where have you been all my life?
getting mugged by poo
 

Girl on the right needs to stop sucking it in. You can't hide the belly all day.
 

ooh, white bikini girl, your curves are perfection.

they prove mathematics, physics and geometry.

your beautiful doe eyes and innocent cheeky grin belie the raw sexual dimensions of your body...

...ooh to whack a quick one out over your jugs.
 

Solution to 'little man's syndrome'?

Fuck the snot out of midgets.
 

And please install a "You must be at least this tall..." sign outside the frontage of your vaginas; for your own good.
 

Thanks cherry twins! -It's important to put cherries on your tits to make sure CroMagBags understand you've got a revolving door, a deli-counter number tape, and a "Being Served" sign inside your snatch (oh look, it's #73!); if it wasn't already apparent by looking at you.

That said, rhinocoitus with black cherry would be better than Dark Side of The Moon and bag o’ weed.

Who runs the sign? Ralph Kramden. While driving a city bus.
 

YES, a double pleasure with a DB to boot! Oh my, those boobies are just screaming to be let out free and into the wild...
 

Only a douche or a fag would wear those glasses. I guess he likes up the a**!
 

on the left... I'd like to pop her cherry.... multiple times.
 

Miguel's story is a compelling one, of overcoming scoliosis by obsessive weight training.

He's still a bent little fucker though.
 

He wins for most flat-chested AND biggest boobies. HIS.

They win for cutest cherries and being with the biggest boobie: HIM.
 

Little do these bathing beauties know, there's a spout on the back of that Porta-Potty that is supplying the mix for "Mudslides Monday".
 

Virginal white cherry is cuter chick, experienced black cherry is skankier chick. He's the pits.
 

I would pinky up the pencil erasers on white bikini hot.... black bikini is a butterface, she'd make me keep a well stocked liquor cabinet!
 

Both these girls are fine; ya'll crazy.
 

These hotties are pro enough to make this a self-induced "Where's Waldouche?". I'd even go so far as to say that the hott on the right is exactly what I look for in a rutting partner: a body like a batter-dipped slice of teddy bear and a face with just enough androgyny to make me question my entire belief system. Like Dr. Cutty or Judith Light. Deconstruct my world, you raging hellcat!!
 

anon @ 9:35

hilarious!
 

Oh man pfah, you HAD to point out the tranny didn't you? I was quite happy to experience that package today. From the neck down they're both smokin, from the neck up white reminds me of a chipmunk, and left could do with a little bit better brow work and her nose slightly throws off the proportions of her face. But I'm Italian, I have no qualms with big noses. I'm not picky, I'd do either and wouldn't even have to be inebriated.

Can we please remind the retards at today's "special" event that there's a reason for the porta-pottys here? He looks like he's trying to squeeze one out. Which could make sense of their slightly unhappy faces. My mom just bought a pair of those glasses, and her boobs are a lot bigger than this bags so I think she's tarnished whatever look he was going for. Thanks mom!

Man, I like cherries, but I really really hate sequined bra cups. They remind me of drag queens.
 

The little bag in the middle has nicer tits than the tranny at right.

In re, tranny: THAT'S A MAN, BABY!
 

The chick on the right should prolly get the money back on plastic surgery or finish with her sex change or something.
 

I'd like some cherries jubilee with cream all over my mancakes. Yum.
 

gypsy wedding?
 

If you look really closely at the boobies to the left and right there matching swimsuit cherries say FTW. This guy has definetely got to be in the running of the weekly.
 

I'm getting a PTP vibe off of this one... also, a six-breast vibe.
 

LOL at the "Exit. NO Re-entry" sign. It's like God is trying to tell us something...
 

Left is so damn hot but I'm afraid she has plastic hooters. Damnit! Napoleon Complex over there can have her...
 

Thanks cherry twins! -It's important to put cherries on your tits to make sure CroMagBags understand you've got a revolving door, a deli-counter number tape, and a "Being Served" sign inside your snatch (oh look, it's #73!); if it wasn't already apparent by looking at you.That made me snicker.

His nipple is almost under his pec. How is that possible, unless he helped himself to the silicone buffet as well.
 

He's hotttt!
 

... and because the truly macho shave their chest.
 

I'd shave it for him if he didn't do it himself... that's hot!
 

is that burrito from my space...
 

He's wearing jorts as well. That's just a real problem for me.