Thursday, May 28, 2009
Ken and Barbie: The Scrote Years
PIC DELETED
I know Mattel's trying to stay in the game, what with the Bratz dolls and all, but I still don't see this update catching on.
I know Mattel's trying to stay in the game, what with the Bratz dolls and all, but I still don't see this update catching on.
Comments:
<< Home
Wierd they both have the same fake blonde hair and pink lips. Not to mention his douche glasses are bigger than her center field shades
# posted by 
: 1:24 PM
: 1:24 PM
Wierd they both have the same fake blonde hair and pink lips. Not to mention his douche glasses are bigger than her center field shades
# posted by : 1:24 PM
: 1:24 PM
Pshaw. That's no Barbie.
Barbie would have been 8 feet tall (5 of those feet would have been legs) with triple D's and a 22 inch waist.
And with today's advances in genetic engineering, there is still hope (hopefully they can make her a brunette, too).
Barbie would have been 8 feet tall (5 of those feet would have been legs) with triple D's and a 22 inch waist.
And with today's advances in genetic engineering, there is still hope (hopefully they can make her a brunette, too).
# posted by : 1:26 PM
: 1:26 PM
sadly, ken here can only manage to get his torso "ripped".
barbie has more meat on her left calf than he has on both of his chicken legs.
barbie has more meat on her left calf than he has on both of his chicken legs.
Is he wearing rosary beads...at a pool...while boozing it up... Uh, homeboy, that's not a "pimp" necklace, those are for praying in church.
That's pretty freakin weird.
That's pretty freakin weird.
# posted by : 1:52 PM
: 1:52 PM
They are from the Couch o' Germ a week or so ago.
The rosary as a douche accessory bothers me too and I'm not even Catholic.
The rosary as a douche accessory bothers me too and I'm not even Catholic.
# posted by : 1:56 PM
: 1:56 PM
this is a great barbie video (and not a bad song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7CUR2cozts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7CUR2cozts
# posted by : 2:00 PM
: 2:00 PM
HOLY SHIT Lulu, that's actually the same chick from the Couch o Germ - same suit and shades!
Wow, can only imagine the strange religious fetish going on in that empty head...
Wow, can only imagine the strange religious fetish going on in that empty head...
# posted by : 2:06 PM
: 2:06 PM
lol ive been to that same vegas pool before. they actually resemble a down market version of barbie an ken
# posted by : 2:25 PM
: 2:25 PM
Even matching flip flops. Very detail oriented. I see Ken is still sexless, though.
How do they make doll size Jesus bling?
How do they make doll size Jesus bling?
# posted by : 2:26 PM
: 2:26 PM
Man! That dude on the left with the long hair really need to hit the weights. Boardshorts guy is totally showing him up.
# posted by : 2:40 PM
: 2:40 PM
I would totally buy Bleeth Barbie, as long as the plastic cup of booze is included.
# posted by : 4:35 PM
: 4:35 PM
I'm impressed with his massive guns.
Notice that they are so huge they won't hang straight down.
Even if he has to hold his left arm out like that, its still takes unhuman strength.
Notice that they are so huge they won't hang straight down.
Even if he has to hold his left arm out like that, its still takes unhuman strength.
# posted by : 5:22 PM
: 5:22 PM
Why does the douche have toothpicks for legs? Barbie's legs are bigger than his!
# posted by : 6:06 PM
: 6:06 PM
As long as these Barbies will end up decapitated and melted with a lighter like my past Barbies, I would very much like to buy a set, thanks.
barbie has either been branded or has a had a cheerio surgically implanted on her right hip. either way it kind of freaks me out
# posted by : 6:56 PM
: 6:56 PM
When I worked in a toy store during college we (OK, mostly I) had "Bondage Barbie" upon whom we inflicted random cuts, cigarette burns and ultimately some vaguely unethical surgical procedures. She also provided many happy hours fashioning tiny ball gags and practicing tying certain Japanese knots. Now what to do with Ken here...
# posted by : 7:15 PM
: 7:15 PM
I am just so pleased to see no tats on either one that I am willing to grant a pass. Well I know the glasses are stupid, and thats a really long neckless, but they are just temporal. Ok ok, I know he has never done a squat or dead lift, or even lunge even though he clearly works out his upper body. Maybe I should think before I speak.
Dr. DB
Post a Comment
Dr. DB
<< Home
