Ok what the hell. Clearly not a halloween party, but other than that, I am drawing a complete blank on what else this could be. Why are there dudes in white Ts at the same place girls are wearing 80's short dresses? Why are dudes in soccer shorts walking around sporting wood? Why are these two so short? Why is he wearing that retarded hat? (Ok, score one for Europe).

I'm at a loss here. I'll go with Denmark, but I'm only wagering a dollar.
 

I don't care. Either way it needs nuking, pronto.
 

Europe.
 

Not sure which is worse: The hybrid of Enrique Iglesias/Dwight from "the office" posing with Raquel Welch's younger porn star sister or the pervert on ecstasy in the red shimmie shorts. This has to be Ibiza. If anyone needs me, I'll be swimming in a vat of whiskey.
 

Venice Beach. It's like both.
 

lame ass europe, it makes me want to spray lysol in the air to disinfect myself.
 

Sweet Chlamydia.

Trick question, it's both...in a city called Douchledorf.

AV
 

what's the difference
 

Woops, it's spelled Doucheldorf. In Sweden. Very Americanized.

AV
 

That looks like Julio Iglesias' kid; Enrique the Greasy-Ass. Other than that, I'm lost as well. Looks like a photo-shop but can't figure out why. This picture is like sneaking arsenic into somebody's cyanide.
 

He's raising an eyebrow because he's confused? Or is he asking the camera guy, "What the fuck? Why is this chick kissing me? She should know that all I want is you and your man sausage."

I'm going with Europe. Because everyone should know that jean jackets are done.
 

A Halloween party at Europe's anus.
 

This looks like a promo picture for an actor or comedian.
 

Halloween. He's dressed as a douchey version of Jemaine Clement or Flight of the Conchords fame. Sans glasses.

http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_celebrity/jemaine-clement-475600
 

it's a shot from the set of the next Austin Powers movie!
 

Helloween outrocks Europe.....huh?

Oh, Halloween!

In that case, I guess this is in Europe. But The Final Countdown towards the neutron bomb being dropped on this pace begins.....now!
 

Actually, I believe this is a photo of Peter Dinklage's half-brother, Ralph, taken at the wrap party for the '07 British film "Death at a Funeral."
 

@Anon 1:06

And by Europe's anus, you of course, would mean France.
 

Clearly this is the set of a gay euro-porn between scenes.
 

Europe.

i've lived there, and have seen this type of scene in person. it's not pretty.

but, say what we may about European fashion, their quality of life is much, much better than ours. and i'm mainly speaking of the Swiss, Germans, and Italians.
 

This is what makes the people who set the "Doomsday Clock" move it ever closer...like 90% closer...
 

wow. some folks are just dying to get pictured here on this website.
 

Straight-up Eurotrash.

But I still want to nuzzle her cheekbones.

From the inside.

With my pecker.
 

No no no...this is clearly neither. It is most certainly Ludlow Street in Manhattan on any given Friday or Saturday night, where one can find a plethora of various Hipsterbags clogging the bars with their douche/bleeth auras.
 

I'm gonna go with option C.... an Easter Block country, I'll go with the Czech Republic. This is just some typical night club.

And these conjoined twins are just sitting down to work out the fine points before the female twins give red pants a BJ.
 

Europe, of course. What used to be called EuroTrash has morphed to UberDouche. Welcome to the 21st Century.
 

Damn it I meant Eastern Block.

I was so worried about getting conjoined spelled right I missed that one.
 

I'm gonna go out on a limb and vote - Vegas
 

Actually you meant Eastern Bloc
 

He looks like they dragged him out of post-op with his brain surgery gauze still in place after his eye lid-drooping lobotomy.
 

Is that a huge purple goiter on that dude's neck? What about bulgy mc-redshorts in the background? Has to be Euro though I'd slam the bejesus out of that chick no matter where she's from.
 

I think it is Europe.
 

The guy in the red shorts has more wood than Noah's Ark.
 

The guy in the red shorts has more wood than plinky's mom on a Friday night.
 

The guy in the red shorts has more wood than all the penis sheaths from all the Papua New Guinea tribes put together.
 

The guy in the red shorts has more wood than Samurai Scrote....no wait...nope he doesn't.
 

EuroFags. Kill with fire.
 

The guy in the red shorts has more wood than Robin Hood from 'Men In Tights'.
 

Is that Tony Almedia from 24?
 

Can I vote...canteloupe?
 

More wood than the Pacific Northwest.
 

The guy in the red shorts has more wood than BVG after he viewed Jimmy's friend Kara.
 

If god made all men like the guy in the red shorts we'd all be pissing in our faces.
 

Fucking Europe. Bleh.
 

I think it's hell, frozen over. I see Jim Varney dressed as Ernest P. Worrell in a warm hat... and a Barbie faced demon is about to sodomize him with the dude in the soccer shorts.
 

Halloween in Europe. Probably Albania.


Oh, and I have to say it:

"Fucking posers!"

(Thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the kügelflagen.)
 

There are sixteen people in this picture.

This is a fucking hilarious photograph.

That guy looks like Jim Carrey.

This is clearly a some sort of European dance club.
 

poo
 

It has to be Europe - the hott is drinking beer (wait for it)


from a glass.
 

Yo Bitch, Don't be kissin on me now.
I'm tryin to stare this MFer down
 

RP McMurphy in one flew over the douches nest
 

Euroween?
 

I'm not sure which is sillier, his douchebaglionic dead into the camera targeting technique or her out of the corner of her eye camera targeting technique.

but, given her perfect cheekbones, I'm thinking Scandanavia.

--VS
 

Ok, the guy's hat is retarded. And maybe his jean jacket isn't the coolest. But his facial expression almost says "my friends dared me to pose for the camera with this stupid hat and Astrid said she's only gonna kiss me if I do".
Seriously, I'd give him a nottadouche.
 

@Der Deutschbag

Ok, well; could be, because there has to be some other motivation for a hott that hott to be making the smoochielips with a FauxDockworker Douche.... but: how do you explain those sideburns?--VS
 

Europe (if Iceland is part of Europe - I dunno).
 

As a Canadian... I'm offended by the Eurobag's (?) attempt to look like Neil Young in his lumberjack phase. The hott could be hot but she appears to be Eurobleethed and overly dressed. It seems staged like it needs a product placement. Perhaps this is the punchline at the end of some witty beer commercial. I dunno. It's stupid and for that I'm voting Europe.
 

Too many wankers in this pic for it to be anything other than Europe.
 

This is a photo taken after Uber Doober's been rejected by Party Hardcore 2009.This pouty-lipped, uni-brow,faggy knit-cap, wearin',Elvis side-burn showin', chest shaving FREAK is way off the scale and should be shot and killed by musket, IMMEDIATELY!!!...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

OR...,,,, Young Uber-Spock gets lucky.
 

ha be careful of mocking the uni-brow. The alternative is shape them ala douche. Otherwise I really like your suggestion of musket usage although I prefer the trebuchet, it removes the douche quickly from sight and generally ensures a sticky end (and not the kind he's used to).
 

@Turdacious
Funny, he does look a bit like jack in that flick
 

He does, however, resemble Tony Almeida from 24. After Jack kicked his ass real bad. In the storyline they would have you believe he did it out of revenge, but I know it was because he saw Tony in this get up.
 

Actually allot like him

http://www.hollywoodcollectibles.com/autographed/memorabilia/sports/collectibles/authentic/Celebrity/Jack%20Nicholson%208x10.jpg
 

sure it ain't Silverlake?
 

OR
http://inplacenews.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/jackeasyrider-1.jpg
 

OMDG (demi-God). CRAZY JACK in One Flew over poser.
 

trebuchet is on the table for negotiation for SURE!!!!
 

Rocky shorts witha boner, suspenders with no shirt, knit cap stubble rubbing on a hott wearing a lame ass bandana and an 80's style jacket! If this isn't the douchiest photo over the last several months I don't know what is....I vote for dbotm for sure!
 

Spock in City on the Edge of Forever.

http://pics.livejournal.com/bookshop/pic/003ht8y1
 

Europe all the way to that douche's silly hat.
 

Clearly this is a still shot from next seasons "Flight if the Concords", here we have Jermaine with a lovely pouty set of lips attached to this 80's Hott. Enter Bret with Boner...and there's Waldo.
 

The guy in the red shorts has more wood than an Idaho beaver dam.

This is neither Europe nor a Halloween party. It is Hell... or, at least what I imagine what hell would be like.
 

Hallerope or Euroween,
Woody's wood just stole the scene.
 

Europe, but only because of the hott's Gypsy-like vibe. the douchebag could be anything within the nomenclature of known douchebags.
 

I served with Halloween. I know Halloween. Halloween is a friend of mine. Douchebag, you're no Halloween.
 

Now that I've gone for the low hanging fruit, I call shenanigans. The lighting is too good, the gels are too purposefully placed, for me to believe that this wasn't staged.
 

this dude is dressed like schneider from one day at a time with a iglesias/colin farrell hat. what a complete dick.
 

this is that scrote from oasis, er one of the scrote, those brother choads, it doesn't matter which one, but you know the one i mean.


someday you find me.
an aging uber douchebag
in a stagelit eurodancepic. a stagelit eurodance pic in the sky
 

what i meant to say is if you play oasis backwards you can hear predictions of the future of pop culture...damn its eerie
 

@Euripidouche
You sure? Looks nothing like either of the Gallaghers to me! Not that I am an expert by any means. Looks more like the guy from Night of the Living Dead. Maybe they are doing a new one? Living Dead 4: The college years.

Haven't seen anyone comment on the freaky lighting effect that makes it look like he has shaved, polished balls on his chest. Which disturbs me mightily. He is like a mutated, douched up version of that alien thing in the bar in Star Wars.
 

is that rusty in upper right hand corner from "european vacation"?
 

This is not a recent photo. This is Ted Bundy and his first victim. I'd kill her for making me wear that hat ,too.
 

I agree with the Gotta be Döüccheldörf... crowd. This is Euro-trash all the way.

Though, the truth behind that vacant stare is more likely a bit more poignant and moving than many of you suspect: I posit that he is the vicitm in this shot and could use a little grüssen und küssen...

Because, just like me on that sad day 5 years ago (In a seedy Euro-club auf Central Düchledörf, much like this one): I think he has the glazed look of an American man who suddenly realized how utterly stupid it was to marry that deceptive, sperm-stealing, greedy, inhuman, violent and painfully frigid Euro-Popsicle-eeth...

My more studied guess is that this is the precise moment that she handed him the little EPT applicator with its ominous "+" sign bright with pee. The nexxxt picture is the hilarious one where she hands him one of her Lawyer's business cards...

Ot something like that.
 

if you squint a little, it looks like the douche has a couple of large purple testicles dangling from his neck.

I'm voting gay, and europe.
(as if they aren't really the same thing..)
 

@scrote i just looked at some pics of oasis, i still don't know which one, or if its a combo, if they were expressionless and possibly psychotic...yes.
 

maybe it's halloween and this douche is dressed as Michael Nesmith from the Monkees
http://www.executivesurfclub.com/records/images/michael_nesmith_jpg_pic.jpg
 

Why is she kissing a corpse?
 

Duh, it is a European porn! Haven't you seen this one?
 

I'll take Europe for a thousand Alex!
 

I vote for Eurodouche!
 

@Anon
I've seen it.
 

Is he really that bored with a fine girl like that around him? pass her down the line yo, get the stick outta your ass
 

A European douche with Paris Hilton on Halloween. Problem solved.
 

What, I'm the only one who thinks that's Paris Hilton?
 

Its a Eastern European Halloween party.Man that guy looks like Borat's bastard child from a Ukrainian hooker with a uni-brow , but what is his costume a douche that spent too much on gym membership to afford a costume?