Is that Ass Pear LaPlante again????? Oh.....my.....goodness.....

(Cue "Jizz. In. My Pants!" tune.)



And great, great links, too, DB1! We have been good!
 

I think tattman is going to be the star of the next "OMG IM SOOO FAST N TOO FURIOUS FOR UUUU" movie. Look he's already picked out his skanky costars! It will lead to a wave of poser tattoos coupled with shitty cars. Oh joy.

So, can some Aussie translate that for me? What's a wog? What does "I will call on my fully sick boys" mean? Is someone getting Swine Flu? This is why people hate learning English.

One can only hope that one of those lipstick marks was from a spy with poison lipstick and he will die a horribly painful and drawn out death. Also, my birthday is next Saturday, that teddy bear would make my day.

STOP. LICKING. PEOPLE. She's nasty but he's nastier. Its poo on poo nasty here.

Mmm, ass pear. Its a refreshing bite on this hot afternoon. I don't want to work and this has given me some inspiration, so instead here's some whipped ass pear with some monochrome ass pear that I found while not working.

Happy Memorial Day weekend!
 

Re Crime scene hottie Clare. The term "wog" she uses is derogatory to dark skinned people. It is a shorter version of "Golliwog" which is a doll made in the early 20th century. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golliwog

It's one to grow on.
 

Ashfish:

WOG: Started out as an acronym for "Western Oriental Gentleman" and was used to describe men from India. Nowadays it describes any darker skinned non-Aussie native.

Fully sick I think means high quality... his crew, his A Team.

Another beautiful LaPlante!
 

Zaxxon takes me back to the days when I was a wee little lad. Probably the best Christmas I ever had. Never did con my parents into getting me Super Zaxxon though.

And I have no idea what that Australian hott was blathering about. If it was racist, then I can’t condone it. However, if she was really just asking me to partake in that fun little game we all fondly recall as ‘Feck The Shite Outta Me Arse’; then I’d have to condone it. That’s just the way things work in my world.

Speaking of arse, where has BCS been lately? I’m pining for some links to images of filthy homosexual acts. And by that, I mean not really, but we miss you dude.

Anyhoo, I’m off to join the ranks of the inebriated. Have a good holiday weekend you meat-toggling cock-swaddlers!

Ass Pear Tarmal to all!!
 

Dear DB!,
What stage is Jonah Hill in?
Is it too late to save him?
Judd Apatow, if you are reading this, please have a sit down with Mr Hill
 

Has just 1 more hour at the tat parlor to finish off that E
 

"Bogan" is pretty much the Aussie word for "redneck" and on the page with the article it says there is a Kings Cross Bogan Fan Club for Clare, so I guess she is blowing up for being racially insensitive on TV.
 

@ Ash: You look at the same naked ladies websites that I do. Buy yourself a drink and say it's from me.


RE: The Orange Grooves .

L-R

- An indescribaly serene feeling would overcome me if I was the one that got to feel his nose come out of joint with my very own knuckles from a wild hay maker

- Obviously an extra in "Tony and Tina's Wedding"

- He looks like a deep sea fishing lure



RE: Douchelick

This looks like one of those photos where the subject is immersed in water. Only in this case "the subjects" are immersed in Jack in the Box french fryer grease
 

I'd pee in her wog
 

Given the "SuperTangas" logo observed on Ass Pear LaPlante images, I must deduce that "tangas" is Argentinian for "butt cheeks".

I pine to be her toilet paper.
 

I always thought those Evangelist Christians were bullshitting when they were speaking in tongues, but LaPlante's got me doing it, too.
 

Chick-chick Boom!

I like it. There's nothing racist about it - it's not like Clare did the shooting. I'd buy her a drink any time. The wog that did the shooting - not so much.
 

Ughh. Gag. Shudder. The Douchelick is...well, 'rank' doesn't even begin to cover it.

Oh God.

Cannot find the words. But it is wrong on many, many levels.
 

@ Rookie
There are many words to put in front and behind the word Douche.
That should get you started
 

Racist Clare is so delightful I am prepared to dismiss her insensitive comments with respect to dark-skinned people in exchange for 5 minutes of suckle-thigh action. When she pronounces the word "tattoo" as "taddoo", I swoon.

@Dark Sock: "Tangas" is Spanish slang for "Thongs". Therefore by the principles of detection, "Supertangas" is Spanish slang for "Superthongs". You're welcome.
 

Turdacious said...

Has just 1 more hour at the tat parlor to finish off that E...awesome... thanks for the laugh.

Well, she still has nice fake boobs, and still has two TVs on her face... hard to say if she or the douche is more of a waste of space.
 

now, now, gents. not cricket at all. can't have the wogs shooting up our streets, now can we?
back to the forced labor camps, all of you. finish up that 2-lane railway from Mumbai to Vishakhapatnam.
 

is that A. La Plante on her hols?

...i am the loosening knot of her bikini bottoms.
 

@Mark it Eight, Douche
YW
Yes shes a tramp but sometimes you gotta takeum like that.
Id like to try and do some sorta sexual circus act on her mams
 

@crime scene hottie Clare:

marry me I'm a Bogan!

@Tropcal Ass Pear:

sit on my face?

...ok I'm gonna go play some 'Yars Revenge'!
 

The other thing i thought of was while this Douchebag got drunk and passed out these 2 rocket scientist with him tagged him.
Problem is it was supposed to be LMFAO with an arrow pointing down
 

Douchelick traumatized me.
Seriously.
 

ASS PEAR IS GLORISOME. New word for awesome and glorious.
 

I truly and deeply appreciate not just your inclusion of Jonah Hill but the context with which you did it. I can see how anyone who liked him in other films now feels somewhat betrayed...it's a sad day when someone doesnt feel good about themselves, so they do brilliantly funny things that actually take talent and then when rightfully compensated for those talents the best way in USA to be able to "enjoy" the fruits of your labor is to slowly get away from that original pain that lead you to greratness to begin with and thus, doucheit up hollywood style. Sad indeed. I wish more greats were like Johnny Depp, Ed Norton or my hero, the man himself, Marlon Brando. Or, in terms of comedy, obviously Larry David's wealth/fame couldnt make him "cool" ahahahahaha

per the aussie, i'd be curious to know HOW racist that is wog like N-word racist or just a bit racist if it's N word racist, why isnt it bleeped out? and if it's not, why all the fuss?

@ Pussy drink, i maintain that pulling a word no native to your language immediately creates a non-douche territory, even if m,ost people are likely to know the meaning. Also, i WISH US were more open to sexuality (tastefully) like in Italy...Is that what douche/bleeth is? the over produced american attempt at europe's more healthy view of sexuality? over-produced cuz that's how ecverything HAS to be around here and "rebelious" because of the puritanical nature of our country's sexuality? hmm...still sucks regardless.

So many things to ponder this weekend.

i lift my URC to my fellow bag hunters and poor some out for my suyburban homies who ain't make it (i.e.-still have to work this weekend)

Army of Douche-ness.
 

i poop3d in a hawt skillet thursdey
 

Guys, those Jonah Hill pics are part of a photo shoot he was doing mocking douchebags. Really.

P.S. mate, I would Flock Clare.
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, it sounds like Barry White belching velvet wasps, as recorded by a high end Shure stereo mic imbedded in Kiera Knightly's silken tooterbug as she does a drunken handstand on a bust of Millard Fillmore, our storied 13th president.
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, starving children fatten and frolic.
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, the statue of Thomas Jefferson in our capital stands up and does a mighty jig, then runs over and speed fucks the Lincoln tunnel, if you know what I'm saying...
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, every man in the world named "Charles" gets an erection if, and only if, he's eating pudding at that moment.
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, Samurai Scrote wipes his ass with a bear in tribute.
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, the economy of The West crumbles. DAMN YOU, OPRAY AND BEAN DIP!!!!!!!!
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, the French surrender.
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, the elves in candy mountain piss hot chocolate.
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, Dick Cheney is compelled to speed fuck an over-ripe watermelon.
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, doves cry Black Cherry Kool-Aid.
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, every pothole in Meridian, Mississippi fills with mushroom soup mixed with Bolivian Ass Hair.
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, a Maltese puppy dies in agony.
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, a newborn male in Jackson Hole Wyoming is inexplicably named Horatio Asshorn Thunderclap.


There are currently 14 such children, all reposited in the same orphanage.
 

Ahhh! AssPear La Plante. What is it about this girl's rounded arse that makes us, men, thirst for just one peek at her arse. Check her out as "Fenny":

http://www.supertangas.com/fotos/?level=search&searchterms=fenny

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As for the bleeths, I say, pound them hard Douchebag! Enjoy'em while your weinner still attached to your crotch. It won't be for long!
 

when ass pear laplant farts, the kid from deliverance stops playing and tilts his head in wonder.
 

when ass pear Laplant farts, Riccola scrambles to sign her
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, a devastatingly beautiful girl in the small Bolivian town of Cochabamba writes a disarmingly innocent post text that makes American men book plane flights south.
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, a random space shuttle tile falls off.
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, Maury Povich grudge-fucks Connie Chung on a colonial style kitchen table.
 

So that's what the d-bags mean when they say that they "get more pussy in a day than you will ever get in your life"
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, Ann Coulter gets another infected coarse black ingrown cunt hair thusly becoming 1% meaner.
 

When Ass Pear LaPlant farts, this bad ass mo-fo gets laid. Hard.
 

Those tangas are super.
 

Hot damn and tweedle my "-di-" AND HolyMaryMotherofMelons, that is some pair of AssPear.

Ba-roon-gah!
 

OK, in honor of my return I'll dissent and say there is a bit too much ass in this admittedly scrumptious ubertanga. Not a complaint, just a reflex cringe induced by the gut memory of the first Mrs. Fuller who was fulsome of figure and departed to spend half my net worth in Vegas.
 

holy shit Clare's voice is so sexy. other than using the words "wog" and "shit" Clare seems rather approachable. damn did i just use the word "approachable?" i'm getting horny.

... anyway, no offense intended against any ethnic group in Australia.
 

per the aussie, i'd be curious to know HOW racist that is wog like N-word racist or just a bit racist
In the UK, at least, very racist. Certainly on a par with the N-word. Not sure about Australia.
 

Here's a real fucknut.....

Was the chick not quite hot enough? If nothing else, this would've been an ideal "Friday Thoughts and Links" inclusion.



All of you crazy bastards have a terrific Memorial Day weekend! Don't let Crucial bogart all the 'Mark!
 

tropical ass pear has to wipe her bum with a warm corn dog
 

Zaxxon!!!!

DB1, you truly are one cool mo fo
 

Firstly great to see something from back home making it here!

Wog is equivalent to the use of the term "Guido" in the US - typically applied to southern European immigrants and was initially a derogative term. However now it's not as the "wogs" have become accepted as part of multicultural Aus. There are movies made in Aus, "wog boy", "fat pizza" etc which I believe offer a very good understanding of how the word is used and accepted in Aus.

"Bogan" = White Trash

Check this out for a good example of Wogs and Bogan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ1qRRAiVEI
 

It's going to be a busy weekend, and I only have so much time to get drunk. Unfortuantely, I already wasted 15 minutes. . . um. . . admiring the asspear!

See you douchebags later!
 

Best ass pear yet.
 

When Jonah Hill farts, the Orange Grooves reply in great refrain.

When Tropical Ass Pear farts, bananas peel, pineapples pine, kiwi berries weep, guavas gravitate, and mangos go like men go when woodies meet their target performance.
 

When Tropical Ass Pear farts, coconuts everywhere rattle their hairy brown shells in simpatico.
 

When Tropical Ass Pear farts, all the panties in Kohl's underwear racks everywhere ripple in reply.

Store alarms go off.

Customers flee in fright.

And a snot-nosed little kid smirks, taking all the credit.
 

When Tropical Ass Pear farts, veterans everywhere salute, and Memorial Day takes on an added meaning.
 

When Tropical Ass Pear farts, Gabriel blows his horn and then turns around and blows St Peter.
 

When Tropical Ass Pear farts, a tire blows at the Indy500, chaos follows, and the rest is revised history.
 

When Tropical Ass Pear farts, rump roasts mysteriously sell out at every butcher shop in Houston, Dallas-Fort Worth, and Omaha, Nebraska.
 

When Tropical Ass Pear farts, a golden retriever named Toby drags its pooey butt across a white carpet, delighting the child of its horrified owner.
 

When Tropical Ass Pear farts, the Bermuda triangle morphs into a white triangle.
 

When Tropical Ass Pear farts, a Canada goose in Delavan, Wisconsin pours himself a Grey Goose martini and poops out an even bigger one.
 

That Douchelick is so rank, Orange-Glo was needed to spray up the picture for a deep cleaning.
 

Orange Grooves is so rank, Orange-Glo wouldn't take on the clean-up job for fear of cross-back contamination.
 

I dont know I think tropical ass pear has too much junk in the trunk to be a pear. Unless we are talking "urban" ass pears.
 

Holymarymotherofhidemyeyesfromthisabomination:

I remember the good ol' days when senior cords had all the ink and the body was barren. But alas, no more. The douche-bod is the permanently inked senior whom we'd like to strangle with a cord for being such a jerk-wank. And while the hotts are hott, they are Bleethed-out, fake-titted skanky hott.

If this is what it takes for ritual initiation into society today, I hereby initiate the Bleeths as "silicone-blown-jobs" and the Douche-tatts as "goat-skin papyri for monk-scribers."

I leave it to Crucial to suggest the correct libation to celebrate the event, and DarkSock what to do afterwards.
 

@ whoop-di:

It would involve a bowling pin, pink sock, Pepsi One and grub worms.
 

Bleethy broad in the pink bikini has a butt face






















































BUT HER BREASTS ARE IMMACULATE
 

Asspear LaPlante does NOT fart. Perfection has no need. She digests everything completly.

So there!

Also, Zaxxon? I'm showing my age here, but I think I was 24 when that came out. If you'll excuse me I'm going to pour a little more prune juice in my coffee!
 

Oops, sorry. 22. Just looked it up. But now I really need to BLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT!

I don't know if that fart was the prune juice or last night's fajitas.
 

RE: Italian energy drinks....

One more reason I am obsessed with Italians. They cut to the chase.