This kid needs an old school disciplining.
 

He looks like he makes a high-pitched noise when you hit him. Then he'd say sorry, and talk shit after you left, saying how he was "this close" to kicking your ass.
 

He looks like Cory Haim in The Lost Boys.
 

Awwww.... isn't he cute! Playing dress-up and sneaking in to his big brother Chuck's fraternity party. He'll have mad stories to tell his fifth period algebra class on Monday!!
 

I can think of a good place for that finger.

And I don't mean in either one of the chicks.
 

Timmy, for the fourth time, won the round of Rock Paper Boogers
 

I'm a little slow today, Medusa... could you finish that thought :)
 

I think both Ginger and Maryann hate their dads. I guess this makes them future cougars, because he's 12 or so.
 

I am with you Medusa...
 

Can you be a douche if you have a hairless chest, not because of waxing, but because you haven't hit puberty yet?

Advice to FutureDouche: If you are going to wear a leather jacket and act tough, don't wear your sister's quilted leather jacket with shearling collar.
 

Hey, Medusa's back! [blows kisses]

I like the itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, little pink vibrator blondie has. It probably feels like a Louisville slugger after Fingerpud.
 

Sally had Jake's severed pink index finger in her hands, but Katie refused to spit out Jake's other two fingers.
 

As Chairman of the Young DouchePuddlians - Chad always remembers three things:
drive Daddies Benz, hire a stripper/escort (blondie) who is at least 18 so he can drive with his restricted permit, and always sneer in dark shades to hide your Marty Feldman and hair lip (shown here in a photo from his 8th grade graduation) ... although on close inspection the eyes are visible through the Risky Business shades.
 

Folks, I'm afraid blondie is holding a pink phone. On the plus side, it does have a "vibrate" setting. Good with the force her phone is!

The more I look at this pic the more I think, "Justin Timberlake, the Macho Years." Certain I am that I will be chastised by the Anonymous guy from the Hoffspring thread because you know, "JT rocks like I rocked on your mom" yadda yadda yadda...
 

I have no daughter.
 

Neither do I.
 

Sorority pledge class secretary Ginger is just babysitting her bratty high school sophomore brother here. The parents are on the yacht for the week and the nanny quit, so Ginger was forced to take Pud along or be forced to return home and to (>GASP!<) the local community college.

Ginger's Lambda Eta Zeta pledge sister (and BFF) Mary-Ann is enduring Pud's advances while thinking, "Oh Ginger, I am like sooooo gonna make you pay for this!"

What's worse for Mary-Ann is that Pud has had a crush on her for 3 years and made Senior Prom hell for her last year.
 

a night in the life of jimmy reared-in
 

Nothing spells class like this cunt.
 

HAHAHA I know that chick in the Blue! Nice To see You are in Good company Ally! lmfao ;) Love Ammo
 

The blonde is the one who would suck him off just to make him go away. But even that is more morally redeemable and enviable than being him.
 

Thanks, Mr. White! It's good to be back![sits on your face]
 

this guy actually has that robotic Terminator thing going on for him.

i'll tell him that after i beat the living shit out of him.
 

This pud-meister is male jail-bait to their cougars, and they're barely old enough to be cougars.
 

Is that pic before or after "16 Candles"?
 

Fuck you back finger pud your a dingle berry with penutes stuck to a diseased taint
 

The Donger need food!
 

smallest terminator ever.
 

90% positive I went to middle school with the right-side hott. Most surreal.