What a move, man i wish i could get that one down..both fingers!
ok now on to the female, I will not use the word Hott.
Everybody imagine her in a Bikini, its a disaster, sorta cute face, got some boobalage going on but thats it
 

That cougar has poor posture.


I could fix that by pulling her hair really hard while banging her dog fashion. It's a good stretching position.





E-mail me, babe.
 

Finger Boy was in the process of showing how his doctor reached up his arse during his prostate exam
 

"SMELL MAH FINGAH....ONE DOLLAAAAH....SMELL DA LOVE.....ONE DOLLAH!!!"
 

Finger Boy was in the process of showing how he jams a finger up each of the dude's arses he's blowing in his latest gay porn shoot
 

Finger Boy was in the process of showing how he failed the "touch the tip of your nose" part of his latest DUI arrest
 

Finger Boy was in the process of showing the double finger he gave prior to getting his ass kicked by the 5th grade son of his skanky girlfriend
 

Her shirt/blouse whatever looks fucking ridiculous. She looks like she just got back from band camp. He looks like he's been wearing his cloths all week. And where the fuck are they? Looks like a haunted house.

I'm confused. Need more coffee.
 

Finger Boy was in the process of reminiscing about when he used to help granny with her knitting
 

Slow day at the office here ......
 

Careful, Svenga. Those who stand too close to the douche get bleethed.
 

i think Svenga is Polish, not Finnish.

The Babushka is this Douche's penalty.
 

Hey, it's 1960s supermodel Twiggy! She looks good for a 60-year-old bird. Pretty good, anyway.
 

I don't know if t-shirts get anymore cash than cobra-in-a-mouth. It's a hardcore Whitesnake meets Rolling Stones combo, in yo face bitch!
 

Judging by all the lumps in his pants, it appears he may be stuffing with a tube sock filled with hard-boiled eggs.

Or, he has a terrible case of testicular cancer.
 

Crucial- why did you point out his pants?? Now I can't see anything in this picture except his lumpy pants. ROTFL

I am laughing so hard I am crying.
 

Boy she's a frumpy little thing, ain't she?

It's all situational though. If I stopped by the fruit market after a hard days work to grab a seedless watermelon and a strong IPA, and she was calmly telling her daughter to behave while placing her in buggie, I would fantasize about sodomy with her all the way until the checkout line.

However, standing next to this little angry, wirey foreigner, she looks like a crusty old divorcee, trying to hit the scene before the roast beef turns into a dried up catchers mitt.

Anon - Bender Douche
 

@Lulu,

My bad. Is it wrong that I hope it's incurable cancer?



(Oh waiter! Reservations for one in Hades please... but sit me next to Mr. Hedberg over there in the corner. M'kay? Thanks)
 

His mother looks so proud.
 

correct me if i am wrong here, but...

i think i see jesus in the reflection off the mirror.
 

I've never said that a chick on here wasn't hot but I gotta say it now.

You owe us an asspear, DB1.
 

chick not hot.
and dude is gay.
 

@bender douche

Great. Now I have to go grocery shopping AND masturbate. I'm never going to get any work done today.
 

"Dad, the other boys are so much taller. How do I get the girls to notice me?" "Its like this son, yo, flip off everyone you see, yo, act like your real tough, yo. Maybe even stuff your pants, yo." Ahh, poor finger boy. Such potential. You cant choose your parents but you are still responsible for your own decisions.

Dr. DB

By the way, did someone force her to wear that? She doesn't look comfortable in it at all.
 

Crucial- not wrong. Judging from the look on the face of his ruffly friend, I'd say she hopes for the same thing.
 

Even though Svenga pilfered Elton John's closet, I'd still invade her wizard sleeve with my magic missle.
 

I'm actually more pissed at the girl. Terrible. Simply terrible. Not that she's not cute, I'd obviously hit it. But that outfit. People still wear frills? Popped collar? That disgusting color? Those faded ass jeans? You depress me baby doll. You really, really do.

Oh yeah, boo douche and all that.
 

i think she bought that blouse at Prince's garage sale.
 

"Mudhorn broken; smell for finger".
 

see that why i say not hott, I would not tap that
 

You guys are nuts. She's a nice looking gal.


Someday you youngin's will have an appreciation for what a plain/average gal has NOT done over her life such as cemented in balloon boobs, horrible tattoos and funky piercings.


'Cause I gotta tell you , it ain't pretty when middle age sets in...




Hey Svenga, e-mail me, babe
 

@ Vin
I been around along time,my best yrs were back awhile and I would not tap that.
My image of her naked does not work out well in my head, You get in bed with her in the dark you grab hold of something thinking its a boob and turns out its part of her thigh
 

That's one classy motherfucker.

Him too.
 

It's just a jump to the left. Then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips, put your knees in tight, And it's a pelvic thrust, and a double finger flip....let's do the douche warp again!...
 

Dat's right, bitchezz! Yall fucked up by pickin dat Anchor Chin fag!
 

Check out that 6-pack! And by 6-pack, I mean the bag of 6 pairs of socks shoved down his one-size-too-small pair of jeans.
 

punch.
 

yeah grimus, pop that coller
 

anon 1:23: lol - "grimus" It took me a second, cuz you spelled it wrong, but that's some funny shit.

Finger boy, put your butt-hole bangers away. Nobody cares how you get yourself off or what it smells like after.
 

Finger Boy yells, "Fuck Funggggggg!"
 

She's a little odd looking, in a middle earth sorta way.
 

The hands in her pockets and the Oh No here he goes again I am so sorry look. She has just plain given up on everything
 

Mmmmm...ick! He can have her and her mushy genetics.
 

"Who's two inches long and smells like my butthole? THESE GUYS!!!"
 

What is he packing? Gym socks?! Yeesh these guys are incredible!
Incredibly lame, that is.
 

this really makes me laugh reflexively. It's like every erg of his kinetic energy is being applied to ensure that the penumbra of his right flipoff is landing just *so* on his chin.

What a Douchebag!

--VS
 

She's not hot. Cute, perhaps but not hot.

Let's make it law that any fucker who poses flaunting his middle finger(s) shall have his dick cut off and fed it too him. I am sick and tired of this "Oh we so cool and rebellious flipping off the camera LOLOLOLOMG!"

Die, you wanna-be fucks.
 

Where is the hott? :(
 

She's in need of a makeover.
He's in need of a going over.
They both give me a visual hangover.
 

in addition to twiggy i was thinking an elizabeth montgomery-mold 60s sitcom female all of which were derived from the earlier big screen doris day archetype...all of which means she does nothing for me personally,

i can't even work the express lane angle

gro-sera sera
what ever we eat, we eat
douches want hard butt meat



wubba wubba wubba, good bye god bless
 

The brown, hairy shadow of fuck-finger loomed as large as a satisfying poop; and knockers in lavender ruffles could not hide the visual stench of a douche aura.
 

Her stuf-fed shirt, his stuf-fed jeans,
Douche and Bleeth: what "stuffing" means.
 

Give Finger Boy some finger paint,
Squoze out of tubesocks in his taint.

Give Ruffly Lilac Tits a chance,
She'll wipe his taint stains off her pants.
 

finger boy is pissed that he had to vote for somebody other than himself in the monthly. which is perfectly understandable.
 

"We have armadillo's in our trousers..."
 

Brown shadow of his finger fuck
Parallels his right hand's muck,
And left hand's echo; thrice we see
The points of douche stupidity.

And to her big brown eyes, point out,
And to her boobies, ruffled taut
In quirky lilac sleeveless blouse,
Her sweet expression, like a mouse.

And to his own mandana'ed head
His fingers point right back instead.
It matters not, her golden hair,
They share one trait: SHIT UP TO HERE.
 

Seinfeld called, little girl. He wants his shirt back.