Chav living large!
 

This looks more like a Port - O - Potty
 

Nothing sats class quite like an outhouse.
 

indeed it is a honeybucket!
 

DB1, dude -- that's a port-o-shitter, man.

Perfect.
 

The blond is throwing the over-the-shoulder-tongue-out-three-some-hand-gesture.
 

I had trouble thinking of a rhyme
When I saw the scene of this crime.
Don't know why I bother,
There's not enough water
To ever wash up all this grime.
 

There once was a bleeth trying to pee.
Partying was she; and filled with glee.
'Til in barged a 'bag.
Damn, what a drag.
"OCCUPIED" too big a word, he was racked with illiteracy.


-Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

The question is, are they crawling back in or crawling back out?

Gee LeDouche
 

Chavs is right, anon.

This has to be in the Ozarks some place. There is so much white trash here I can't even process it all.

When the least disturbing thing in the photo is someone is barefoot in a port-a-potty, you know it's bad.
 

In his modular's crapper Ron shakes,
While his bleeths watch the mack moves he makes,
He's really all that,
With his side tilted hat,
And his Axe-scented urinal cakes
 

I don't know if I have a limerick in me today (getting slammed at work), but I have to ask: Is this the same brunette and blonde from the Ruminations on the Faux pic directly below?
 

A douchebag through usual pranks
Picked up a couple of skanks.
"So," asked Scotty,
"My place or a port-a-potty?"
They chose the cleaner one, thanks.
 

There once was a band named Blink 182,
their music sucked, their fans were poo,
2 chords and a prayer,
and they're still not aware
that is the best that they'll ever do.
 

Kickin' it old-school in the johnny,
With Randy, Jocelyn & Bonnie.
I'm sure that this jerk wad,
Does squats with his iPod
Cranked loud to douche Joe Satriani.
 

Once in the port-o-potty Tammee did cry,
"Let's play Just The Tip in my brown eye!"
So Chad calmly complied,
But Tammee still cried,
"Chad why are you humping my thigh?!?"




i need more coffee.
 

"A douchebag's a douchebag," she spoke-
"They're not like regular folk
tatts, tilt caps, and Axe
can't change the hard facts
that their lives are a sad dismal joke..."
 

The douchebag tries to pull-start the toilet
While the blonde frames his schwein for a portrait
But try as they may
The turds won’t go ‘way
And with this picture, their dignity, they’ll forfeit.
 

While peeing, Ryan scribbled graffiti,
Got hungry and grabbed something to eatey.
He hiked up the seat,
Grabbed a brown piece of meat,
Dropped his pants and decided to beaty.
 

When analizing these doucheclowny acts,
Kids, remember the facts:
Tossers, we find
resemble a behind
Whenever they freebase Ex-lax.
 

Douche was always afraid when he sat down to doody
That an alligator was going to bite his white booty
But to his surprise
He shat a life size
Brunette fecal log that was seriously looney.
 

"Fuck this guy and his shitty sunburn"
Said the Bleeths, "It's clearly our turn"
With the smell of the poo
Chad knew what to do
So he showed them his floating corn kerns
 

Once when I went to pee,
Oh what did my eyes see?
Not one hott, but two,
Trying to flush down a poo.
That was ugly and 6 foot 3.
 

They’re filming Idle Hands Part Four
Where the killer gets rid of a whore
But his plans got slowed down
When she wouldn’t flush down
So his sister signals it’s time for more gore.
 

There once was a brunette who shat piggy back
After licking too much of a douchebag’s sack
As she released the hounds
Everyone ignored the sounds
That echoed from out of this plastic shit shack.
 

With the economy on this recent descent
A new job for the ‘tards, this douchebag did invent
As a human latrine
He’s always unclean
But damn you all - he’s still paying his rent!
 

Steph and Ron were a bit naughty,
Getting it on in the port-o-potty.
Kim busted in
With a big shitty grin
And yelled, "Steph look out, his package is crotch rotty."
 

When the doctor asked for a sample of stool
The gang gathered ‘round in a septic cesspool
The brunette pushed out a prize
And the blonde signaled the size
Now the doc will know what caused her pustule.
 

Scatological humor in this pic abounds
But riding piggy-back while pooping confounds
I guess she wants to avoid
Damaging her hemorrhoid
And she’s not embarrassed of her flatulent sounds.
 

@mr white
i think your right. that looks like bleeths from faux. classy broads.
d bag with hat tilt named ron
3 way with 2 bleeths in a john
brunette with no shoe
this place smells like poo
bleeths how proud is your mom?
 

This douche bag and douchettes have nothing to do with further education. They would be lucky to have passed the fifth grade.
 

This douche bag and douchettes have nothing to do with further education. They would be lucky to have passed the fifth grade.
 

All you people are missing what was really going on in this pic. Judging by the placemant of her legs and her holding what looks like her shoe. One can only come to the conclusion that she was getting douchebanged in the port-o-potty. Daddy must be proud.
 

John went into the port-a-potty
Because he was forced by a hotty
The hotty was a man
Who called himself Stan
Stan definitely was a notty.
 

Nothing says "class" like getting banged by a total stranger in a portable shitter.

Even the blonde is calling them losers.
 

"End of line"
 

Larry Craigbag
 

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Hickory Dickory Splat,
Out pops the Turd In The Hat;
Brimstone and treacle
and all things quite fecal -
A sickened bear unloaded this shat.
 

Straining madly in one Rent-a-John
Witness Gary, Roseanna and Dawn
Gary pump-squeezes
Roseanna's bent kneezes
And *ploop*! all her troubles are gone.

Dawn's fingers are forming an "L"
So someone's a loser, do tell:
Seems like all in this group
Who have helped Rosie poop
Are losers awash in the smell.

Gary's mug, I believe should be noted
Looks like something up in it exploded
Can someone explain
The suspicious brown stain
Like spray on tan, only corroded.

--VS





--VS
 

btw, DB1 understandably has misidentified this pic as occuring in a shower. It's like one of those things your brain prefers to mis-identify: that one might actually be seeing a 10-degree hat tilted UberGooberdouche in a Porta Potty carrying drunken skank on his back while being mocked by a Stage 2 Pierced TattBleeth is just a little too much to cognitively process.

--VS
 

behold, the limerick has returned!
the wheels of fate have surely turned!
not a lotta hott.
but that matters not.
it's fun to watch the scrotes get burned!
 

Two Bleeths and a Douche in a shower,
Were discussing some facets of power.
"See how long is his diddle,"
said the blonde in the middle,
"His faucet might make both our cunts cower!"

(That's all folks, just one masterpiece for me this time around. Whoop-di-d
 

@Whoop-Di 10:29

¡Perfecto!
 

From "Tron" to "The Big Lebowski"

Film references make me frisky

To observe hotts and wanks

In a pic like this, thanks

But I'd rather smack him with the Pole Pesky!
 

yeah great job fucking douchebag, slam a whore in a porta john! what a classy guy. and better yet, what does this say about this mouth whore. sucking cock in the porta shitter.
 

And by shower you mean shitter, yes?
 

nothing say's herpes and craps like having unprotected sex in the porta potty!
 

hey i head sex with that girl in a porta potty too.