Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Decipher That Hand Gesture
Using my Scrote-to-English dictionary, I'm still struggling to decipher the coded meaning being imparted by Lorenzo in the back.
I've come up with the following possibilities:
A. Help, I'm being held captive by the Janice Sisters, and they chew gum quite loudly.
B. Grrranimals. Two times.
C. Penelope on the left puts out.
D. Can we find meaning in an existential universe?
D. My job prospects are limited by my life choices.
Help me out in the comments thread.
What's Lorenzo saying?
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I'm confused by the black star. It's not covering a nip slip so what is it covering?
# posted by 
: 11:14 AM
: 11:14 AM 
I'm afraid the Scrote to English dictionary will not help so I used that newfangled "answer anything" computational engine called WolframAlpha.
Here's how it responded.
Lorenzo is happy to be bangin' two, count'em two slammin' underage hotties in his crib, which used to be used by his baby brother.
Yes, it is fun bein' an illegal ali-unnnn, especially in Corona, Queens, New York.
Of the twins, the one at right is strongly bisexual and loves to experiment on the other twin, who puts up with it because the first twin is seven minutes older.
Here's how it responded.
Lorenzo is happy to be bangin' two, count'em two slammin' underage hotties in his crib, which used to be used by his baby brother.
Yes, it is fun bein' an illegal ali-unnnn, especially in Corona, Queens, New York.
Of the twins, the one at right is strongly bisexual and loves to experiment on the other twin, who puts up with it because the first twin is seven minutes older.
# posted by : 11:27 AM
: 11:27 AM
"I jizzed my pants."
Forgot to add that. No, not from WolframAlpha... just sharing.
Forgot to add that. No, not from WolframAlpha... just sharing.
# posted by : 11:30 AM
: 11:30 AM
This is the technique he uses when jacking off Latina she-males. One in the pink, one stroking the twink.
That's a gang sign.... He looks like a typical LA banger... does that disqualify him from being a douche?
# posted by : 11:31 AM
: 11:31 AM
No Brain, all bangers are douches. Douches with cheap automatic weapons, but still douches.
# posted by : 11:32 AM
: 11:32 AM
If I touch either one of these sluts I'm going to prison for 20 years and will have to register as a sex offender for the rest of my life.Or something like that...
# posted by : 11:38 AM
: 11:38 AM
DB: "The girl on the left has no pubic hair. The other one has two."
Girl: "Yep, I only got two!"
Girl: "Yep, I only got two!"
# posted by : 11:45 AM
: 11:45 AM
Lorenzo pleads to have someone end his worthless life so he can come back as a used condom...or something like that
# posted by : 11:59 AM
: 11:59 AM
Cell-phone activated sex with twins gets you cellulitis, often mistaken for an erection.
# posted by : 12:00 PM
: 12:00 PM
3-2 . Which is thirty-two. Which is how many hours Lorenzo has worked in the hotel laundry room this week. Eagle shits on Friday.
Orel pointed it out, and now I can't stop thinking about it. I can't even look at the signs the bastards flashing. What is that? Is that part of the decor? I really don't think it is...The rest of the day this is going to bug me.
"tish and tami, my coke nail is caught on my cuticle. Put the phone down and turn the fuck around and help me with this shit. Im counting to 2.
I swear to Bob, after having lurked at this site for God knows how long, the sight of kissy lips in pictures now annoys me more than any hand gesture. I would take a double middle finger over kissy lips any day. Kissy lips make me want to slap the lips off any person performing the maneuver, which is horribly wrong. but I can no longer help it. I am going to freak out uncontrollably if I ever see someone actually taking a picture this way.
I need therapy. Thank YOU, hcwdb.com.
I need therapy. Thank YOU, hcwdb.com.
# posted by : 12:24 PM
: 12:24 PM
Judging by the environment they are in I'm guessing that his right hand is G and L which stands for Grandma's Living Room, and the peace sign on the other hand indicates the number two, but more literally the homonym "to" as in "I'm staying here TOnight".
The strippers in front of him are literally just indicating that there are two of them, while their circle pendant necklaces are displaying the dilation diameter of their respective sphincters at rest.
But I'm going purely off of instinct here as I seemingly lost my Hand Gesture Dictionary sometime around the Shocker Fall Out of 2006.
The strippers in front of him are literally just indicating that there are two of them, while their circle pendant necklaces are displaying the dilation diameter of their respective sphincters at rest.
But I'm going purely off of instinct here as I seemingly lost my Hand Gesture Dictionary sometime around the Shocker Fall Out of 2006.
im pretty sure that means "scorpion vagina" Its not clear to me why he's saying that though.
# posted by : 12:31 PM
: 12:31 PM
@ Douche Vader at 12:24.
Me too.
I went to my niece's high school graduation last Saturday. Kids were taking pictures with friends, parents, siblings, et cetera. Probably half were doing kissy lips and a strong plurality whipped out a gang sign or two. In an incredibly white, upper middle class high school. Surprisingly, my niece actually smiled and put up with a number of relatives wanting a pic. (In the pic featuring me, my niece, and my wife I look like I'm trying to make up my mind whether or not to flash the shocker.)
Me too.
I went to my niece's high school graduation last Saturday. Kids were taking pictures with friends, parents, siblings, et cetera. Probably half were doing kissy lips and a strong plurality whipped out a gang sign or two. In an incredibly white, upper middle class high school. Surprisingly, my niece actually smiled and put up with a number of relatives wanting a pic. (In the pic featuring me, my niece, and my wife I look like I'm trying to make up my mind whether or not to flash the shocker.)
# posted by : 12:37 PM
: 12:37 PM
"Jenny and Suzy, do these gang signs I am flashing look authentic, no...look...hey....crap...you took the pic already....I said I wasnt ready yet!!"
# posted by : 12:53 PM
: 12:53 PM
Ahh, yes I see. This young man didn't fit in well with his pears, and was even possibly bussed to a more ethnic public school than what he was comfortable with. To compensate he has attempted to "toughen up" the image with faux gang signs. Hand gestures are very disturbing to the doctor and I recommend a good dose of confidence and self image reflection.
Dr. DB
Dr. DB
# posted by : 1:03 PM
: 1:03 PM
"Julio was right, underage bitches suck at charades, they're never going to get "two and a half men"...hehe"
The girls were reading a magazine that indicated a sexier look can be achieved by pursing your lips, as if tasting a lemon. My recommendation is adult supervision on future periodicals and an honest look at photographs of said pose.
Dr. DB
Dr. DB
"D. My job prospects are limited by my life choices."
Interesting translation, but maybe the dialect has thrown you off. To your credit, it IS very close. The exact translation is:
D. My job prospects are negated by my life choices.
Interesting translation, but maybe the dialect has thrown you off. To your credit, it IS very close. The exact translation is:
D. My job prospects are negated by my life choices.
# posted by : 1:24 PM
: 1:24 PM
Yo, the smoke alarm be doin' that random beepin' shit again. Bring me a 9-Volt, yo!
# posted by : 1:58 PM
: 1:58 PM
is it the gang sign translation of the doublemint gum theme song?
"double your mockery, double your douche..."
"double your mockery, double your douche..."
# posted by : 2:05 PM
: 2:05 PM
Dunno what he is saying with the hand gestures but somehow I can't feel any sense of threat about someone standing in front of cream walls and a landscape in a gilt frame, despite the gang signs. Maybe he is accurately estimating how many seconds he'd last if he were transplanted from his nice suburban living room to somewhere more threatening - like pretty much anywhere. Must be hard being the only real gangsta in Granada Hills.
# posted by : 2:34 PM
: 2:34 PM
Yeah, it's 911. Well done anon 2:13.
And as for you two ladies, the span between those fingers you're flashing is just about the length of what you're missing. Not talking about myself here.
And as for you two ladies, the span between those fingers you're flashing is just about the length of what you're missing. Not talking about myself here.
# posted by : 3:10 PM
: 3:10 PM
I don't care about cockweasle's gesture- but Jesus H Christ I want to be smothered in chocolate syrup by those two strawberries.
Thank you DB1- that they may haunt my thoughts during my passionate, tear filled masturbatory sessions for ages to come.
Thank you DB1- that they may haunt my thoughts during my passionate, tear filled masturbatory sessions for ages to come.
# posted by : 4:22 PM
: 4:22 PM
I'm with the "Scorpion Vagina"/"Crabs" crowd. Clearly his left hand is making the international sign of the Vag and rather than stick the tongue in there to show the ladies what they could be getting, as douches like to do, he's warning all that the infection level is so high that even a professional douche, such as himself, is concerned. "It's too late for me... but you can still save yourselves". Run or you'll be making the kissy face too!
"I have a rare degenerative disease that causes deformation of the right hand. I have two months to live."
--VS
--VS
# posted by : 7:47 PM
: 7:47 PM
One stands for "I am having a stupidity-induced seizure." The other stands for "You wish you could poke my eyes out. Ha."
# posted by : 7:52 PM
: 7:52 PM
Douche in Da Burbz, holla!
Another reason MySpace and Facebook need to be annihilated.
Another reason MySpace and Facebook need to be annihilated.
# posted by : 9:51 PM
: 9:51 PM
for some reason even though they are nominally hot and their lips are pursed, i'm not inclined to kiss them even if they want me to.
'92.
the year they were born, and the year he barely graduated from high school.
the year they were born, and the year he barely graduated from high school.
# posted by : 12:08 AM
: 12:08 AM
@ Steve L at 10:56PM
Those kissy lips do have one other use... :)
I'm just sayin'!
Those kissy lips do have one other use... :)
I'm just sayin'!
# posted by : 4:47 AM
: 4:47 AM
I think he's a Bollywood actor and he's practicing his traditional hindi dance moves.
# posted by : 6:07 AM
: 6:07 AM
Being a Cal-tech Seismologist, Peter is obviously throwing up Mo = ςδv, which is the formula for Moment Magnitude taking into account frictional strength, area, and displacement (of boobies).
you know what's funny and kills a gangsta photo? grab a couple a 14 yr old, take them back to your mom's house and take hardcore pictures next to some pretty landscape picture frame. Now that's gangsta! By the ways these two give head for coke!
# posted by : 8:29 PM
: 8:29 PM
oh yeah the janice sisters. man were they fun! nice tight butts. getting BJ's for days!
# posted by : 5:55 PM
: 5:55 PM
lorenzo saying he knows the number two. great job lorenzo you stupid fuck bag! biggest fucking pooser.
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