first cunts
 

fuck off anon.

i am looking forward to hearing bcs weigh in on this one.
 

Toilet
 

I've spent time in Cleveland. I don't mean to downplay your W scourge, but your so called douches drink way to much to keep up with the requisite grooming requirements
 

FYI Arthur Kade is holding an essay competition to see who his biggest fan is. The prize is an autographed and framed picture of Arthur Kade.

Shouldn't DB1 be working on this? It would be HCwDB's crowning achievement, making AK think he's loved, and then mocking his signed picture...

And Cleveland sucks at everything except basketball. Until LeBron James becomes a Knick.
 

North Coast? Actually, we Cincinnatians call it the Mistake on the Lake.
 

Okay, I think the Arthur Kade site is a joke now after seeing the botox thing.
 

Scissors cut paper! You lose, bitch!
 

Of course they have a "North Coast." The old Municipal Stadium was the ball park they built "next to the ocean."

And I second pfah: fucking anons, fucking fuck the fuck off.
 

She's a hott and she knows it.

He's a douche and someone needs to tell him.
 

Cleveland....
Atleast it's not Detroit.
 

Massengill-I agree. When Cleveland fans come to Pittsburgh for a game, they usually get their heads stuffed in a toilet, after being drenched with IC Light. Stupid-asses!

If this guy is a gangsta, then I'm the queen of fucking England!
 

Is that Helen Hunt's daughter?

And what the fuck is a Brown anyway.
 

other pics of him: 1) http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v249/249/29/24605395/n24605395_34351403_56.jpg
2) http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v64/203/22/24608972/n24608972_31380605_7546.jpg

..amd yes, he is a frat bag. StayUp!
 

When Browns fans come to Philly games they...oh wait, there was only like 3. I'm pretty sure we just laughed at their poor life choices as they sat there in their diarrhea colored clothing.
 

I'd snuffle up her gus any day.
 

@ Pfah:

I thought that was BCS in the photo...wait, that guy looks sober and there's not a pile of Cap'n Morgan's bottles on the speaker.
 

I will not hate on a guy with bad ass wall paper like that.

Can't do it.
 

Bathe her and bring her to me.


He would make a great speed bump for riding lawnmowers.
 

I agree not BCS... his shirt isn't covered in vomit & his wife is not strangling him
 

This gal is Kristen Bell kinda cute....
 

I'm from Cleveland and a few things worth mentioning:

1. the submitter here makes good points, though I don't know about the Rock Hall angle...I find the more douchey crowd if CLeveland is essentially imitating Jersey/Outer Burough style.

2. the thing with douchebaggery to me that has always been interesting is that I've almost felt like the degree to which you can be a douche should go in tandem with your environment---the bigger the city, the more you can douche...by virtue of this, you're not allowed to be a douche in Cleveland...it's a smaller city and stakes are smaller. Inversely, the more you douche it up, the worse you are for acting that much more absurdly like your little life matters so much.

Finally, i'd like to start this as a premise: I've NEVER cared about regional/national rivalries or beefs related to civic pride or sports unless pushed. I'm a generally peaceful albeit agitated being unless pushed into a corner. That being said: SHUT THE FUCK UP Massengill, you cant reasonably think you're that much better Cincy...both cities suck and "compete" for the sake of not being the worst...hardly a competition worth anyone's while.

Army of DOuche-ness
 

That show WKRP in Cincinatti was set in Cleveland.


Wait...
 

actually wait, my old roommate is a total rocker douche...but still i find the douchebag crowd is more taking the "cultural" guido "style" of Jersey...it's actually really funny seeing guys sprouting the blowout in 2009 not realizing they're years late for the party...idiots.

Army of DOuche-ness
 

There's always Columbus, Akron, Fairborn, Springfield, Toledo, Defiance,Lima, Zanesville, Oberlin,
and so on and so forth.

Cleveland is known for it's cleavite, but they tend to keep it under wraps.
 

Spend a night in Cleveland and you get a corn dog and a bus token
 

This guy insults my Sesame Street friends and makes them ill...for he is poo. Now let me sing "B is for boobies, they're good enough for me" - even without a glimpse in this photo....yum yum yum yum yum
 

@ Boston Brownstain


What you are refering to is the great quote from the infinitely enjoyable Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd when that wack job pitched for the Bosox from '82-'89.


When a fog rolled off of Lake Erie into Municipal Stadium causing his great pitching that night to be nullified as the game was cancelled and rescheduled , Boyd told the reporters:


"That’s what they get for building a park on the ocean"
 

Spend a night in Cleveland and you get a glass of water with a booger in it and a back rub from a Korean War vet.
 

Spend a night in Cleveland and you get a pair of panty hose with 7 oranges in it.
 

Spend a night in Cleveland and you get a dead cat full of green Tic Tacs
 

Spend a night in Blonde Hott and you get mild dehydration and a goofy grin on your face.
 

Spend a night in Cleveland and you get a pound of bacon rolled up in a big ass waffle, taco style, with maple syrup all over it.


MMMMmmmm. Damn I could get rich off that idea.
 

@Dark sock:

"Spend a night in Cleveland and you get a dead cat full of green Tic Tacs" BAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Army of Douche-ness
 

Lisa dug Lance's Vulcan Shocker hand sign; only after they got back to his place did she realize he was throwing Mork from Ork Nanoo Nanoo signs.
 

Spend a night in Cleveland and you get into an argument with a toothless barfly about why Del Shannon, The Moonglows and Blondie belong in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
 

Spend a night in Plinky's Mom and spend the whole night shooting mynoks off your power cables.
 

@ Vin Douchal:

Win. Verily, you are a man of discernment and erudition.

OCB WAS a wack job of the first order, but he was OUR wack job. The second coming of Dock Ellis. Almost. Or not.
 

Live long and prosper, douche!

Note the mandana covering the pointed ears?
 

i spent one night inside of Plinky's mom and disappeared from this site for over 2 months.
 

@ phah

it took that long to get out?
 

or was it the detox thing?
 

hmm... I kinda like p-hah as much as pfah
 

Spend a night in Cleveland and wake up as Greg Kinnear.
 

@ SRB

Better that waking up in Greg Kinnear.


- Allah Choad
 

@creature...it took that long to get out. it was a horrible, horrible journey.
 

what else did you see in there?
 

I don't know what Pfah saw in Plinky's Mom's clam garage, but I bet



THIS DUDE


Comes out of his urethra now when he pees
 

Jimmy Hoffa, Cleveland, and a bank vault.
 

@ pfah

I wish I'd known you were in there. You could have helped me find my car keys we both would have been out a lot sooner.
 

@BVG...so that was your Hummer?
 

The black one is mine. I'd never seen the other two before.
 

that's 3 in the stink, 1 in the pink, and a thumb on your love button!
 

ah! right on then. i thought i was walking through a dealership.
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY&feature=related

All you need to know about cleveland.
 

@ JoMama

That said, I'd rather bang 100 guys from Cleveland than a single Pittsburgh swamp donkey. I can't believe there is still procreation happening in Pittsburgh.

*shudder*
 

agreed.

Pittsburgh sucks.
 

he seems to be giving himself a breast exam, she appears to have a sweet ass under that wrist.

I know naught of Cleveland.
 

"hello cleveland!! i'm an idiot!"
 

hey i almost forgot that the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is in Cleveland.

but i thought all the hot groupies are in LA. can you confirm this, DB1?

anyway, peace out - er i mean DOUCHEBAG OUT!

where is DB Out these days? ho hum.
 

What's up with all of the faux gang members these days?
 

Nuke Cleveland, just to be sure you must.
 

Plinky's mom fell into her own vagina once.
 

now this class act is saying to the photo guy. grab me a flashlight bro while I attempt to make a hippo with my hand. give this guy a clown suit and lets beat him with bats!
 

damn, i missed my hometown thread cuz i was in scotland.

spend a night in cleveland and you wake up with this.