Wednesday, May 27, 2009
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Bobby's life-long dream to snag a Vegas Show Girl was nearly complete. And he owed it all to the power of green bottled cough syrup.
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wow, you normally only see rooms THAT big on Eurorail or Deutsche Bahn.
Next time book direct, grandpa.
Next time book direct, grandpa.
What happens in vegas stays in vegas unless you take a freaking picture of you and the hooker you hired.
This will be posted on his facebook page along side other pics of he and his barber; the guys at the car wash; and his roid dealer.
This will be posted on his facebook page along side other pics of he and his barber; the guys at the car wash; and his roid dealer.
Nabokov spins in his grave as the Professor Humbert-bags of the world the gain confidence to post their exploits on Flickr.
The sideways hand signal is hooker-speak for:
"This jerk paid me TWO thousand dollars... for a blowjob!"
"This jerk paid me TWO thousand dollars... for a blowjob!"
# posted by 
: 9:20 AM
: 9:20 AM
@long and winding
totally beat me to it, but this guy def looks like eric stoltz in mask. shit. nice work.
totally beat me to it, but this guy def looks like eric stoltz in mask. shit. nice work.
# posted by : 9:21 AM
: 9:21 AM
Very Special Education class picture.
Note chalkboard in back, on which Bartholomew has written (100 times) "I will not grope miss Tracy during picture time."
Note chalkboard in back, on which Bartholomew has written (100 times) "I will not grope miss Tracy during picture time."
Hey DB1, can I use this pic on my new website:
http://www.oldfatfartswithskankyhookersintinylittlehotelrooms.com
http://www.oldfatfartswithskankyhookersintinylittlehotelrooms.com
Now that her sorority sisters came through with the stolen shaved orangutan, Stacy had no choice but follow through with the dare.
Occasionally Xenu would peek into his shoebox to see his new pets but the smell would drive him to clamp it shut quickly.
At the exact moment the picture was taken, Marty realized he had made a terrible mistake as he felt Candy's third leg rub against his jeans.
Having battled their leprechaun-laden height deficiencies since birth, Warwick and Darby went ahead with their plans for a coffered ceiling in the bedroom... just in case they hit a midlife growth-spurt.
McKenzie’s mirth soon turned sour, when she realized that Lucky’s two-inch ‘charm’ wasn’t magically delicious after all.
Mickey’s head bobbled about uselessly, as Tawny continued extracting his spinal chord through his rectum.
Monica’s labia crept forward and began gnawing listlessly upon James’ shriveled scrotum, causing a hint of discomfort and a mild grimace.
Ginger ginger fatso-man
Groping the boobie of a blonde
I look at her eyes and I see sorrow
She will regret it by tomorrow
He pinches her boobie with delight
She smiles for the pic but I see her fright
Oh, what a lucky ginger man
He got his dick sucked for just 2 grand*
*source: JamesMeager1's comment
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Groping the boobie of a blonde
I look at her eyes and I see sorrow
She will regret it by tomorrow
He pinches her boobie with delight
She smiles for the pic but I see her fright
Oh, what a lucky ginger man
He got his dick sucked for just 2 grand*
*source: JamesMeager1's comment
{AK06620}
# posted by : 9:49 AM
: 9:49 AM
Still Life:
Evidentiary aftermath of post-ratskeller income supplement at the Dusseldorf Smurf Convention.
Evidentiary aftermath of post-ratskeller income supplement at the Dusseldorf Smurf Convention.
# posted by : 9:58 AM
: 9:58 AM
"Look mom - it followed me home! Can I keep her?"
"Put the hooker back where you found her, Bobby."
"Awww!!! Can we at least take a picture of her?"
"Sure honey. Let me get the camera."
"Put the hooker back where you found her, Bobby."
"Awww!!! Can we at least take a picture of her?"
"Sure honey. Let me get the camera."
# posted by : 10:00 AM
: 10:00 AM
After "Life Goes On," Chris Burke developed a penchant for steroids and Vegas hookers, holding it together solely with Green Apple Children's Robitussin.
Anon - Bender Douche
Anon - Bender Douche
# posted by : 10:08 AM
: 10:08 AM
After paying for the hooker, Skippy didn't have enough money left for a decent hotel room.
# posted by : 10:24 AM
: 10:24 AM
Conventions were usually hard work, but Jeanne particularly disliked the Young Frankenstein cons, knowing there were 23 more Peter Boyle's lined up outside the door.
After a long stretch frozen in the tundra, cro-magnon man saw civilization for the first time.
He touched boobies and liked it.
alot.
He touched boobies and liked it.
alot.
# posted by : 10:49 AM
: 10:49 AM
Bobby thought to himself: Wow, so if you pay them enough, they forget all about how creepy my shaved eyebrows are.
AV
AV
# posted by : 10:52 AM
: 10:52 AM
I find that if I take this picture as a starting point, then mentally work backwards to reconstruct all the events which lead up to the taking of this picture, I get diahrrhea.
OOPS, sorry. I just realized we were supposed to caption this pic. The reader may disregard my comment above if he/she chooses.
Thank you,
Reader Mike
Thank you,
Reader Mike
Bobby had no sooner dropped his spicy-chicken sandwich wrapper than wiped the mayo on his thumb off on the hooker without a hint of irony.
A few Benjy's extra and even a red headed step child can lure them into his closet apartment.
Marcos Douchebagdatis
Marcos Douchebagdatis
# posted by : 11:18 AM
: 11:18 AM
Sadly they were both mere moments away from being asphyxiated by a 7-gallon blast of Karl's flatulence...
Suffering from progressive retardation, the Make a Wish foundation realized Billy's dream of awkward sex with a Las Vegas skank and all of the free Sprite he could drink.
Mickey Rourke thought things were looking up after THE WRESTLER. He was wrong.
# posted by : 12:01 PM
: 12:01 PM
When Satan takes a night off, he bags some high quality tail. Being the prince of lies has its advantages.
Alice the Goon's brother, Eugene the Creep, always wondered why his sister's fame never brought him anything more than cheap hookers.....and more free fuckin' spinach.....
The post-coital picture of Raymond and his hooker/stripper Candy in his hotel room on his most recent trip to Vegas where she proudly proclaims "He lasted two whole minutes!"
# posted by : 1:06 PM
: 1:06 PM
"The Goonies Part II... Sloth Finds Love"
-Anonymous
aka "Mr. Choad's Wild Ride"
-Anonymous
aka "Mr. Choad's Wild Ride"
# posted by : 2:02 PM
: 2:02 PM
I'm guessing she had a little Captain in her?
(I didn't know Captain Morgan made a Nyquil flavor, though.)
(I didn't know Captain Morgan made a Nyquil flavor, though.)
# posted by : 2:17 PM
: 2:17 PM
in the experimental outreach program aimed at early intervention and treatment of potential child sex predators, the most controversial and admittedly ackward step was habituating subjects to sexual relations with an adult female.
i'm sure she has had more than a couple of captains in her, a dozen liutenants, scores of seargants, corporals by the gross. and you can't count the privates and seamen. but this is her first 5 time "axis and allies" national championship.
yes i made a war game joke.
yes i made a war game joke.
No caption; just an observation. That dude looks like Gwildor from the crappy Masters of the Universe movie.
# posted by : 3:38 PM
: 3:38 PM
The stage was set for Willy and Linda, and the curtain about to open, on Arthur Miller’s lesser known play: Douche of a Salesman.
After carousing on the bed for what had seemed like an eternity, Shayna got down to real business at hand – removing Auggie’s eyeballs with her sewing scissors.
He only had a few minutes to work, once the tourniquet finished damming the blood to her hand, but Enis knew his ensuing meal of sautéed knuckles and roasted palm flesh would be worth the wait.
at the Nevada Sex Trade Institute, the first thing that students learn is why they must not leave any photograph trail of themselves at work for any reason.
Cate Morgan, the Captain's hooker "daughter", poses with Jimmy the Club Foot who has very cleverly hidden his massive girth under the untucked shirt. A while the bulbous forehead, a hairline that is retreating faster than the French, lack of neck and tiny narrow set eyes do give Jimmy the dickhead look, Cate confirms it by holding up two fingers, one for each bruise on her right leg from when Jimmy discovered tiny "Cate" had more "jimmy" between her legs than he does.
Paul Lieberstein leaves The Office to pursue a new calling, steroids and hookers.
# posted by : 6:20 PM
: 6:20 PM
"Imagine Sylvia Saints disappointment when her agent told her that one of the stars from the hit film The Mask wanted to sleep with her and she discovered it wasn't Jim Carrey!"
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