That bleeth has more cleavage than the guy in the red shorts in the pic below has wood.
 

Yeah I'll have some of those.
 

...but the bleeth's windshield sunglasses on the right are larger than the bleeth's cleavage to the left.

...which would not slow me down in the slightest from bouncing a quarter and catching it with my balls from either pair of glorious bosoms.
 

I wouldn't mind being dropped between those to "suffer for a thousand years."

Yeah, major bleeth-age, but... boobies!
 

It looks to me that somebody has been taking their vitamins!
 

Although I prefer more reasonably sized breasts, those am some fiiiine cans.

And by breasts, I mean HNT.
 

"That's your theory?"- Rentz

"Yeah, brilliantly fuckin' illustrated"- Sickboy.

seriously, well done DB1.

Army of DOuche-ness
 

yea Vitamin Si......
 

If you can pry your eyeballs of those titties for a minute and look a little lower, you will see that she is got some WIDE hips.

I'm guessing that she got the boob job so guys wouldn't notice her breeder hips and sloppy ass.
 

Oh, the wonderful hills and valleys of southern California...
 

Those 2 chicks are the CPAs on bigtitsboss.com.

And the cheerleaders on asstomouth.com.
 

1
 

bewbs
 

@ Crucial Head.

For shame! I should not be reading about HNT and viewing the results at work.
 

Yikes! that blueberry "Magneto" douche on Hypersexualgirls blog is one fucked up asshole. And by asshole I mean mmmmmmm boobies!
 

HO
LY
SHIT!

This picture is WAY more disturbing than the "Halloween or Europe?" one. And yet you guys are mocking the Old World? Die in a fire!
 

Her plastic surgeon, if any, should get some sort of Congressional medal of honor or something...

Bleeth with a non-douche?

I am thinking highly unlikely unless he is her "agent" or "manager" or some other kind of flaky LA bullshit.
 

@Der Deutschbag

Unlax main, it's an international pandemic.

But as far as these douches being early stage, I think they're just soft-pedaling their douchitude: looks like some eyebrowe sculpting goin' on, the wide watchband is perfect for a huge watch, and definitely some smarmal muggery.

--VS
 

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Thanks for the posting and wise answers DB1.

But I still find my self in a state of unquenchable thirst for understanding.

Does the Stage 4 Bleeth automatically transform normal dudes into Douchebads through some kind of douche-aura? Does being attracted to a Stage 3-4 Bleeth make you a Douchebag? What is the radius of this transformative aura? If we're to see this dynamic through the lens of Clifford Geertz, who saw that layers of meaning are difficult to view with any objectivity due to the anthropologist's conundrum of recording statements from subjects who contradict their own stated beliefs through behavioral patterns, can we justifiably name the normal guy a Douche even though he may be aware of Douchal signifiers?

If I lust after to boobies in Exhibit A, am I a douche?

Ronnie James Diouche
 

Sonoma Milk Country
 

That's Vinny From The Block second from the right, isn't it?
 

@Demian

I have proposed this theory previously as to the nature not only of the transference, but of the attraction. between Douche and Bleeth.

There are three primary charged particles, the doucheon, scroton and choadon, involved in what we often refer to as the "douchal aura".

Similarly, the bleeth emanates a field comprised of rackons, rumpons and mugons.

These fields interact and resonate in ways not fully understood, exchanging charges. The "douchrements" and "bleethcessories" are actually amplifiers of these fields, as well as serving to focus their energies.

Much as ancient tribes have employed healing herbs without undrstanding their pharmacological properties, these douches and bleeths hone, distort and expand their auras, often transferring their doucheitude in a sympathetic resonance.

In this case, the scrotonic smarmlips on the leftmost 'bag are a mirror of the provocative smirk on the nearest bleeth, and the narrowlipped "me so tuff" expression on the rightmost douchescrote is in sympathy with the rightmost bleeth: a direct influence of the bleeths' mugons acting on the douches' scrotons, potentiated by what is clearly a massive buildup of rackons.

From this i think we can safely conclude:

1) An interlocking field of charges is exerting an effect and causing an exchange of douchetributes

2) I clearly have a bit too much spare time at the mo'

--VS
 

based on... damn... I vote for the Boobs...

The guy on the left has a lot of rings but he's clearly happy about the boobies and pointing at them and not himself. Front boob appears to have a wedding band, I can't see this going much further. Dude on the right reminds me of the stripper dude (Vinny from the Block), he could be the wild card here.

and Boobies, teats, breastages etc.
 

Musk melons!
 

Yeah, that's Vinny from the Block.
 

The wristband alone is worth a good tongue lashing....rock on flamer!
 

This I am taking personally. These two (BASTARDS) look like the younger versions of my 15 daughter's boyfriend and his younger brother. I think I have scared them away for the time being, but will be shot on sight upon their return.
 

If you decapitated these two choads, these ballsac ballerinas, these two rectal rimjob ramjets, and stuffed their severed melons into my cavernous jockstrap, they would look just like Bleethe's Grand Tetons, only non-dairy.

So....let's decapitate them!
 

If you cut out the asshole of every 'bag every featured on this site and hot-glued them all together "Certs"-style it would make the perfect subway playset for my favorite lucky pencil, "Ol' No. 2".

Please send me your dollars; let my dream BREATHE.
 

She's got tubgirl's but in her shirt!
 

http://twitter.com/bobbymiehlke

Have fun!
 

if i get a dime every time a bleeth actually attempts to convert a nottadouche to the dark path of douchebaggery, i would be... dirt poor right about now. the few dimes i'd get would be from incidents involving DB1, for... one reason or another.

commence sneaky speculations about how someone of DB1's unique influence deals with the (presumably bleethy) hotts in his show and how often he actually encounters hotts and bleeths now that he's knee-deep in the biz.
 

Bleeth to bag viral transmission always seems to involve cleavite, and since it's a retro-virus, what better way to demonstrate it than inverse black under white tit-wear.
 

I don't care the level of Bleethness they are in. Those two bleeths have fine racks and by their coquettish demeanors in the picture, damn proud of them!
 

First off, someone needs to teach Vinny from the Block how to open his eyes. Dudes more Chinese eyed than a Cheech and Chong movie. And we need to move away from the plaid. I feel like a picnic now.

Secondly, I think teh boob lust is normal. If you go beyond wanting of the boobs, to wanting of the girl herself, then you have wandered into douche territory and we'll need to quarantine you on your way back to normalcy. If you come back that is.

@Bigbaggadouche

Its so nice to see fathers that care. If my dad weren't a freaking hickbag you'd make me want to hug him.
 

Doesn't the choad eating grin and the titty point bring contestant number 1 to stage 2? Not to mention the Moby haircut.
 

Contestant number 2 is really "Vinny from da block". He forgot to tie his shirt in to a halter top this time,but seems to sport a cowboy Kurtis demeanor. That brings him to at least a stage 2, also.
 

Um, has no one noticed Full Frontal Tits is wearing a fannypack?
 

These Two Tool hands are agents in LA. Agent douche and number 2!
 

One of the people in this picture is not the gender they were born with.
 

actually there not from calie u idiot lol there from NY and NJ lol
yeahhaa pasqualleee get in theree
: )