1.21 Giga bags?
 

Nott Hotts

~ Douchapotamus
 

Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here?
 

Les Claypool goes looking for Wynona's Big Brown Beaver.
 

Middle chick.... wow... didn't know the Alba had a little sister. I'd happily do 5 to 10 for that jailbait. HOH material, IMHO.
I'd settle for lefty though, after Alba Jr. drained my wallet only to bail on me.
Anon 12:34 apparently can do better though.
 

Brunette was heading for spring break at the beach, but made a tragic wrong turn, winding up at "Uncle Dad Appreciation Day" at the Iowa state fair and camp ground. Here she poses with the winners third year running of the Fish Belly County Mendelian Improbability award, Cletus the tree welder and his lovely bride-sister, Joe.
 

Numbskull - I was simply stating that imo these chicks do not measure up to the standards of suckle booby thigh that we have set here. Maybe Middle Hott but Blondie on the left falls way short.

~ Douchapotamus
 

gaybag
 

Paul Rodriguez on the right apparently approves, however.
 

Attn. Observation Specialist. Your skills are needed.
 

@ Archidoucheis

Too many Douchies
are being shot in the dark
too many Doooouchies . . .
 

Middle hott is all kinds of european loveliness.

The douche sucks for many reasons, but the most obvious is his tramp stamps...on his arms
 

That is the whitest most grit eating gut that's been viewed in Doucheville Iowa for some time.
 

What is the prescription on those welders goggles that Turd-Stain in wearing?
 

Yup it's 'Douche Encounters of the one....two...three yes Third Kind'. Thanks to Gene Sanchez for pointing that out whilst simultaneously making a rabbit shadow puppet and pointing out the four flaming UFO's about to crash and hopefully wipeout this godforsaken horribly executed tribally tatted wasteland.
 

The blonde has a look that says "ultimately disappointed lesbian." While brunette hott may be willing to fool around for the camera, she does play for the White Trash All-Stars home team (look at her rings). If Otis the douche weren't so busy scratching his taint and sniffing his fingers, he could probably play Blonde's obsession into a Jerry Springer three-way inside his Momma's doublewide the next time she goes out to play bingo.
 

After launching his patented Doom Duck© rockets from his taint launcher, JCVD kicked back, sipped on some 'train and knew he had done the right thing.
 

Wow. I just mentally violated middle hott 8 different ways.
 

I'm just trying to figure out the thought process when selecting that shitty tat at the parlor. A blind person could pick a better tattoo.
 

I would gladly eat all of bare middrift green tank hotts undergarments.... with her in 'em!
 

Why is everyone pointing up? It can't be a horrific ferris wheel accident, that death trap is lurking behind them. Maybe everyone's waiting in line for those chairs hooked onto steel chains, hurtling through space like Pluto.

My my, he is certainly rubbing himself on her arm. Just forcefully molesting her elbow in the crevice of his underdeveloped bird chest.

I think they're both hot. It's just been a long hot day at the fair. Not everyone can keep a fake smile plastered on while getting abused by welders.
 

@Shamespear the Magnificent

...look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's ....ŠąmμЃαϊ §ċřŌŧĕ!
 

Brunette suckle model is all kinds of goodness in a Size 0 package! I'd love to contort her into all kinds of kama sutric positions while Cathy either watched or joined in. THEN (and only then) would I get out the Twister mat.

Good it is!

(Yes, only in my dreams, and I pray my wife doesn't read this fantasy unless she knows these two hotts and wants to give me a nine-month early birthday surprise!)
 

Ugh. He is paler than Belinda Carlilse's under-tit.
 

He is paler than Baron Von Goolo's taint.
 

He is whiter than the Osmonds
 

He makes British people look like Pakistanis.
 

He is to paleness what Plinky's Mom is to scales.

Highway scales.
 

He is everybody's stunt double in "Twilight".


Hey, my wife made me watch it. DON'T JUDGE ME.

YOU GO TO HELL. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE.
 

You go to Hell. I'm goin' to Texas.
 

Yes, I couldn't resist.

Hey Darksock, this guy wouldn't need a sheet at Klan meetings.
 

mamacita in the middle...

...mmmmm
 

Apparently an unemployed welder and a pool boy are hanging out at spring break with super hott brunette...
 

Be nice to Julio, doucheintheheart... he may be cleaning your pool tomorrow!
 

DarkSock with the Twilight reference. I must say. I did not see that one coming.
 

Is this the free concert of "Starship Featuring Mickey Thomas"? And WTF is up with the taffy being hucked to or from the crowd?
 

That's taffy? I thought it was fish, or human cadevars.

Taffy makes more sense I guess.
 

Red Cap's tongue looks like a yeast farm.
 

Her green top is inside-out
 

His colon is inside-out
 

Bonobag.

I'll make some more tribals on him. With the rear tire of my car.
 

Thems's fish being hoisted into the air, minnows,like in a gold-fish swallowing contest, 'ceptin' these is silver minnows.

That, or Samurai Scrote's jerky jizm.
 

@Douche Wayne 12:57

Thanks for being the only one who either agrees or knows who the fuck Les Claypool is.
 

blonde enjoys a relaxing missionary session but brunette will ride fast and hard for an explosive finish.

i base this prediction on nothing whatsoever.

i do, however, have irrefutable evidence of douchebags existing in this pic. OH SHI - sorry Observation Specialist.

it's the hotties that have done this to me.
 

i always knew sol star from deadwood was a douche
 

So this is what a 38 Special concert looks like from behind the barricade. Come to think of it, why a barricade at all?
 

DarkSock with the Twilight reference...I am shocked...yet slightly impressed...that's kinda sexy...you can come over to my house & watch it again...rrrwwwoowww...

In other news, this guy is still a douche!
 

never mind the bag, he's with the donkey show only the hep crowd knows about in the tent marked "caution flammable" meanwhile i'll be nailing brunette in an industrial laundry cart filled with plush toys, while blonde wails on me with the whackamole paddle...ah the fair, brings out the kid in all of us.