Susan is super hott!
 

And just to highlight the Scrotal aura - a can of light beer (Amstel in this case) floats in front of him with the bearer pointing an accusing finger at Exhibit A...
 

Well Susan also happens to have large cans. That always adds to the hotness, even if it is unconventional hotness.
 

She got nice titties.
 

She's cute and has nice boobage.

There a guy in the background facing the camera.

Amstel light is decent beer.
 

Maybe my monitor is off, but does he not possess the mark of the bag on his forehead?

As for Susan, large breasts always add to a few extra points, and she's fine before factoring them in. However, does she have some super small hands?! No biggie...hell the smaller their hands, the bigger my dick looks in it!
 

For an accoutant, she certainly knows how to inflate her assets. But her main liability is that yellow bedsore with his 2-inch undie peek hidden.
 

accountant*
 

He's way too good looking and his look says he knows it. He's wearing a thrift store shirt of the kind worn by celebrities who know they'll get laid regardless, he's got big, hairless biceps and a big, apparently hairless chest...he's a douche. It makes me wonder if one can you have any of these things and not be a douche? Do muscles and shaveness mark you immediately as a douche even if you're otherwise normal? I'm a normal guy, but if I'm at a party that has red cups, I'm still a normal guy. Can you be a normal guy with a muscular, hairless chest? Just wonderin'. Susan is my dream girl. jeez.
 

i truly hate this guy. nice fuckin blue steel-face asshole! this guy gets me fired up and i don't really know why. and she does have some freakishly tiny hands.
 

Randomly-sequined pocket t-shirt screams DOUCHEBAG! Not to mention the facial expression.
 

Fish Slap in training? The facial similarities are striking.
 

Susan's breast-to-elbow-joint ratio tells me all I need to know. I'd punt an orphan to see the silhouette of her nipple.

Crazy-Sexy-Douche
 

I would stabbeth her with my rod, my staff and make her a diety if I was a religious person.

Her tiny hands make your cock look bigger.

Her skill on the ten key means she has made taint tickling skills. Always make sure her right hand is freed up during sex, fellers.

This guy must bath in Nair to have that smooth look of a 7 year old boy. It also seems that he forgets it's on his hands when his head gets itchy.
 

So, lemme get this straight...

If big hands and feet on a man mean big things in his pants, what does small hands mean for a girl?

I'm thinkin it means I need a few minutes in the office bathroom.

Oh, and wearing a size small shirt on your very large chest is very douche. Like your face.
 

I think this guy reenacted Michael Jackson's Pepsi commercial debacle.

And now that Vin said something about him resembling a 7-year-old boy, I'm really creeped out by this guy.
 

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The Samurai Scrote thread approaches the 10,000th post. DarkSock looks to be the favorite to cross that finish line first.

You may want to witness this firsthand, or all the plants will die.
 

Manscaper. No one is that dark-skinned, with those caterpillar brows, and has baby-smooth forearms and chest. NO ONE.

Add in the Blue Steel and there's a man that created a sandstorm in my panties.

I can only hope the Hand of the Collective Unconscious was going for the eye-gouge with that finger-point....
 

Ah, the tiny psycho-style brunette found something to sharpen her claws on, eh? Yeah, keep up the disaffected look, buddy, 'cause soon enough you'll be begging for mercy as she's gnawing off your earlobe and carving her name in your hairless chest with her jewelry. It'll be the first time you heard the words "Yeah, you like that bitch?!" that they weren't spoken by one of your model buddies.
 

You have to wonder if this douche shaves everything below the eyebrows, which are tweezed to Peter Gallagher-like perfection.

She has miraculous boobies! She's just adorably cute, too. I'll call her Natalie after my favorite drive-time radio traffic babe here in Houston.
 

Mr. Whipple called; he wants his hair style back.
 

Apropos Headline of the Day
 

Her hands are so small she could fist a chicken
 

Her hands are so small she can fondle Stuart Little and Thumbelina at the same time.
 

Her vagina's so small even Emmanuel Lewis uses two tubes of K-Y.
 

Her hands are so small 'two in the pink' means both arms.
 

Her hands are so small she forearms herself
 

Dude, Stephen Hawking called; he wants his lower body back
 

Her hands are so small she accidentally pierced her nipples putting on her bra
 

@ Wheeze 4:07

WIN.

and it looks like I'll hold off on making those homemade cannolis tomorrow. :(

Her hands are so small they make everyone look like Johnny Wadd.
 

That is officially the best summary in the history of HCwDB.

Top work.
 

Her hands are so small she gave herself an episiotomy wiping her ass
 

I truly wish that she would scrunch her niblets into my torso


if I had some private time with this shedevil I am certain I could teach her to squeal unknown "Babblelonian" dialects as her eyes roll back into her scull
 

Her hands are so small she has to wear mittens to pick her nose
 

Is this a joke? this is not an example of "bag aura." this guy is a neon sign of douchery.

blue steel, tighty d-neck, chest shave, general greasery, and orange skin? He hasn't committed any cardinal sins of choadwankery, if by "hasn't" you mean "has" and by "any" you mean "a significant number of the"
 

This guy's bod looks like a professional ballet dancer's physique.

Try visiting the NYCBallet or ABT and viewing the delicacies, both female and male.

He has the aura, too, if you know what I mean, and is just missing the tights and "codpiece." If that is Scrotal Aura, so be it.
 

Susan is too distracted about being hot. otherwise, she could've made millions from acting.

that would be a much better life. wait. acting... Hollywood... never mind.

just kill Scrotal Aura or something.
 

Susan from accounting knew that Justin from the mailroom planned on attending Happy Hour at the local watering hole.

She would make her move there . . .
 

I bet he isn't a very good eugoogilizer either, probably doesn't even know what a eugoogily is.
 

You're repeating yourself DB1

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/06/yellowbag.html
 

dats right, press your fakies into my abs...say my name, say my name.
 

Just by chance, I clicked a link. The guy in this picture looks AMAZINGLY close to Pippy: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB4121-706575.jpg

Same plugs, same ears, eyes... either they are the same, related, or the Greico Virus has polymorphic capabilities.
 

@Anon, 8:45 a.m. -

Good eye!


@Anon, 11:27 a.m. -

They're just both douchebags - I think Yellowbag has somewhat fuller eyebrows. But they are certainly blood brothers in scrotewankery.
 

Jude Law's cousin Dude Law is so drunk, his hair is falling out in clumps, leaving a weirdly sticky brown dye behind. Pants are a size 6, yellow blouse by Donna Karan NY. By the end of the night, Dude Law will be showing clean dome and Betsy7 will look like an 8 to a man in his situation. Betsy7 can suck 45 cocks per minute and type business letters simultaneously. Dude Law is so bored, he just wants to come out of the closet and shave his head and go to the bathhouse and ..dammit! My hair is dripping into my eyes! All over Betsy7's dress, too. Stupid DHT!
 

The only thing wore than this creatine guzzling chode jockey's shirt is his fresh from a high speed head on collision haircut. Try a helmet next time cyclefuck
 

ET phone home. I'm glad to see this chick likes to sponser homeless douches
 

she has no cleavage. her breasts are about a foot and a half apart. she would need a vice to get them anything near where a truly "delicious" babe would be.