I don't have an answer, but thats a very nice spaceballs reference sir.
 

Just blame A-Roid here for the continual destruction of the fashion taste for young men in this country. And for the destruction of good taste in the hott suckle thigh goodness that is all wrapped up in the sorority girl persona.

And Dark Helmet was a misguided genius.
 

Oh that's easy. Bitches be into Terminator.


Darksock, or really anyone, check out this video. I know the regulars will get the joke.
 

those are the ones they sell for 3 bucks inside gas stations. it's just too convenient i guess.
 

"HO-LY Je-sus....what is that?...what the fuck is that?!?"

"Sir, a yellow-lined blue cup sir!"

"A yellow-lined blue cup!"
 

I blame this on kanye west.
 

DB1,

They want to be cool like Billy Gibbons, rockin' out with go-go dances on the Discovery Channel. But suffice it to say, Captain Proton < ZZ Top.
 

Looks like Mr. White slipped this tender little hott his patented ubiquitous camouflage cup. It’s filled with his vintage micturition, but she’ll never even know it.

Mr. White, you are a sneaky, sneaky bastard.
 

now, rems, not EVERYTHING wrong with western society is the fault of mr west.

he's certainly the source of the venetian shades infection, however, I would posit that the source of the windshield strapped to the face comes more from extreme sportsters.

of course, with the extremers it serves a purpose, namely, keeping the sun and wind out of ones eyes whilst ripping down a hill at extreme speeds.

however, since those dudes are rad and get mad p@#$y, these other douchetards jack the style.
 

Oh those aren't "glasses", he's a "super hero" and that's his mask (welding goggles) you can't see his cape (towel his Mom pinned to his Tshirt) in this photo its hanging behind him. that's Captain Strongestmanintheuniverse (Blake he's the retarded kid that lives a block over.)

- Douchey Smurf
 

maybe they are all just victims of the opti-grab? And they bought these with the $1.09 check?
 

wow...a Jerk ref. even better.
 

http://frillr.com/files/images/Kanye-West.jpg
 

anyone seen Beyonce's new "shades"?

http://www.thatblackgirlsite.com/wp-content/uploadfiles/beyonce-carwash-glasses.jpg
 

Sunglasses were the only accessory not infected with the Grieco virus. First staple articles were infected - shirts (Affliction) pants (96). All other voluntary adornments - hats, necklaces, rings, etc. were douched in the name of peacockery (huh-huh, huh-huh) with overuse and commericalization.

So what's left? Sunglasses. Couldn't just wear a pair of raybans WHEN ITS ACTUALLY SUNNY no they have to be turned into goddamn neon turd-signs.

It was one thing when Oakley came out with strange-looking, yet high performance shades. Even those have been toned down. These are just cheap-ass, plastic "Asshole" nametags.

May I recommend this ass go outside and STARE DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN.
 

Big forhead
Purple Lips
Sea Biscuit like blinders
No answers but ....it sucks
 

Cottontail wants to give Steroid Test to Rageface. "You been taking Human Douche Hormone again?"
Rageface had no money for spraytan so I just rolled around in the dirt for a while.
Cottontail: That's sweet.
Rageface: I want to sexually assault something
Cottontail: I try to smile nice enough for two, but it's really hard work. Smile, Rageface! Smile!
Rageface: I want to count the HPV warts on my junk. Now! Now! Now! Aggghhhhh!!!!!!!!
 

It's all relative to the age of the Douchewank.

Five years ago, the "aviator" glasses were coming back, from their previous run in 1974.

Now, its these proton glasses from 1979.

Soon enough douchewanks will be wearing wrap-around Oakleys.
 

@rems
You are completely spot on. Blame Kanye for this utterly stupid revival. The worst part: they're unisex and can be spotted on EVERYONE now. Even Target carries them.
 

Wow, a "Spaceballs" reference here, nice job, DB1

Can we blame EVERYTHING on Kanye-the state of the economy, big-ass sunglasses, STDs?
 

George Bush doesn't care about black people.
 

@Pfah,

I believe that's a direct quote from Samurai Scrote's inspiring and impassioned speach; the one he gave to the troops before they stormed the beaches of Normandy.


But I've been wrong before.
 

Samurai Scrote does not talk, he 'speaches.'

Damn you Spell Nazi!
 

Urrrgh, I clicked on the photo and spotted that backwards cap in the background. If I had my Schwartz ring they'd be kissing goodbye to their two best friends...
 

Just so boatbutter doesn't get concerned, I did notice, and appreciate, the FMJ/Lee Armey reference...
 

She is the essence of innocence, as pure as the fresh powder of the winter's first snow.

He is the yellow snow.

Die. Today preferably.
 

She offers sunshine smiles and farts that smell like fresh baked low fat muffins. He has nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.
 

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I want to say that the nuclear proton sunglasses are somehow related to the proompa loompa phenomenon. There was a scene in the original Willy Wonka where the oompa loompas had to wear those kind of glasses to protect them from the radioactive Wonka rays.
 

I wish I knew.

Maybe because people are hesitant to tell mongoloid giraffe-men like proton-douche here that he looks stupid?
 

well, if DB1 can't figure it out i doubt i can.

i'll just host a glass-burning fair in my backyard.
 

I think the best solution here to mocking this douchebag would to bring several little girls into the room and listen to their comments on what he's wearing.

It would be enlightening and cheap comedy club entertainment.
 

He's getting ready to remove the dilithium matrix. That's suicide you green blooded bastard!
 

@ Arch:

Turtle Boy: 1

Local TV Reporter: 0
 

Maybe those are just his eyes.
 

It all started with that Aussie party douche who refused to take off his bag light covers
 

His tee shirt gives me a fucking headache.









I like turtles.
 

I won't go into particulars, but I was in Claire's last week and saw rhinestone-studded venetian shades in a plastic sleeve for about three dollars. I pondered the irony of a twelve year old suburban white girl emulating Kanye West. Then I pondered how a trend that was so insanely insipid over twenty years ago could be resurrected with little to no irony today. I considered the fervor with which things past are embraced by a generation that clearly has great disdain for the one before. As I'm snubbed by these same little tarts for being an old bag, they rabidly consume warmed-over, silly fads of my youth as if they were stumbling upon the cure for cancer. Mallrat auteurs, every one!

And then I paid for the headbands and got the hell out of the mall before I skinned a small child with my bare hands.
 

All dem wiggas wants ta be Kanye West.
 

Careful there dude, Bonor might want to steal your shades for his next wankfest...I mean, concert.