"Theme party." Riiiiiiight, counselor. Whatever you say.

Fuck Fung.
 

wow, I hate this guy. I'm not even sure why. he seems perfectly dim-witted and harmless, but something about his condescending tone infuriates me.
 

Score one for Bag A! A douchebag theme party, just like I called it.
 

A 17 year old DA? thats almost as impressive as the 14 year old Doogie Howser, M.D.

I don't get how people haven't learned this lesson yet....if you don't want the world seeing you looking like a douche....don't be a douche.

I'd think the lessons of pumpy's hott make that clear. And her pictures that cost her a teaching job were part of a legit modeling career.

While I think it's great that Db1 takes down pics when people ask, because it shows while we have rapier wits we also have hearts, its just kinda like...really dude?

Especially since I had some really great comments in that thread.
 

And by theme party I mean luscious satin cupcake boobies....
 

Go in peace with your bad self, Luigi. And tell your date that I wouldn't take out a restraining order against her if she crushed my skull with those thighs. I would soooo deserve it.


About the current pic:

bzzzzz..BZZZzzzzz...zzzzz..bbzzzzz..

FWAPITCH!

*gulp*
 

Don't Go Breaking My Heart Little Jeannie. Can You Feel the Love Tonight? Something About the Way You Look Tonight Tiny Dancer.
 

i feel like this is a shot from when John Waters did a couple of treatment scenes for the first ghostbusters movie in an attempt to get the job.
 

It's not simply that "triple" is misspelled that gives me a sad feeling. It's the carelessness of prose, for example the non sequitur "...i'm a district attorney and would appreciate it not being posted..."

Really now.
 

If he's a DA, I'm a police comishiner.

hehe.

He's a douche.
 

If he's a DA, I'm a police lootenent.
 

@gaijin

commissioner?
 

If Luigi is the D.A. In town, I'm going on a crime spree. I do not for one second give him any chance of possessing an ounce of true wit. I walk gaurunteed, even if I did committ the crime in the library with a wrench.

And by D.A. Did you really mean an unpaid intern at the D.A.'s office, charged with the crucial task of scrubbing feces off the floor of the men's room with your chin pubes?

I think you did.
 

You work, practice, woodshed,
Suffer for your craft,
Do the old soft shoe till your feet bleed
Sing mammy till your throat swells
All the while smiling though your face hurts.

You do this for ten years
And the day after the back page of some local rag says your great
You see somebody better, and younger than yourself
And he closes the show with a gag he stole from you,
And that's showbiz.

Your reward? A fast car you never get to drive,
Ex-wives and kids who do interviews with the scandal sheets
A long cool broad who loves you for your name and your name only.
This afternoon's pizza backstage of some dive you've played a hundred times before
Where rats the size of a loaf of bread climb the walls and run the pipes
Where the same drunk crudely delivers the same insults that you counter
The same way every night.
Except your delivery is a little different, and the people laugh.
That's showbiz.

-The Rev.


P.s. I wouldn't let the sun go down on me without without first letting this brunette give my rocket man a Jamaican jerk-off, because she's a dirty little girl.
 

If Luigi is DA, i think it's really hillarius... but i still woold appreciate that my binoculars are somewhere... which is hilairius but i'm a construction worker and would aprecciate a lozenge.
 

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to detect the earthy aroma of bullshit that Luigi's communiqué is hosing the site with. That is the kind of douchosity than any regular male would never possess the ability to emulate. The three-layer collar pop? He even rolled up each sleeve a little higher than the one below to better show off his colour-coordination. I would never think of that.

Of the new pic: I wish I knew where he got those specs. They might come in handy if I ever finish my backyard rocketship.
 

I've said it before and I'll say it again:


Daddy touched me there...

Although suddenlt I am in the mood for cupcakes and by cupcakes I mean, oh nevermind...
 

Luigi,

I've worked with DA's, I know DA's, DA's were friends of mine.

Luigi, you ARE a DA.

How long before you quit and become a real lawyer?
 

Meh. Who gives a fuck. Bring on some fresh meat.

- Douchey Smurf
 

OBJECTION! Calls for speculation.
 

This guy is a D.A. like I'm a narwhal
 

@MASSENGILL

NARWHALS HAVE TARMAL! ITS FUCEN TRUE!
 

@massengill

I always wondered what that thing sticking out of your head was. I thought you were just a dickhead.
 

If he's a DA...than his email to DB1... doesn't over use ellipses...

At least he seemingly took it like a man. He could have always of wrote in something like Scroteboy Slim or Donkey Douches remarks.

And if converting people out of douchedom is principle, than making them regret being a douche and tell a lie that they're in a position where their baggy looks would compromise their respectability has to be the next best thing.

That's right DB1, make 'em scared of it.
 

Whoa - fucking Atom Ant!
 

And as for the current pic

Is that Charles Nelson Riley? Huh, I thought he died.
 

Luigi is a DA like Link is a proctologist.
 

Man I missed this pic, but It's ok I was dreaming that I was on a spaceship, the Earth had been blown to smithereens, and it took all the douchebags/bleeths with it. A beautiful sight to behold indeed...

...but, i just woke up right before making it with a brunette not unlike Doctor Octodouche's Pink Thing here...dammit, at least I made it to third base, and by third base I mean boobs, respectively.
 

He's the 1st 18-year-old DA I've ever seen.
 

I know i'm in the minority here, but i think ironic scrotery is fine. As long as it is open and obvious that you are making fun of hott/douche coupling, it can be a helpful form of public mockery. Bringing the message to the masses is a noble endeavor. And the luigi picture was clearly a joke even before people who attended the party started writing in. If anything, this just exposes shoddy and careless baghunting on our part. keep it up counselor
 

@ memphis

Thats a totally valid point. However, I still question whether the good DA is either a DA or entirely honest about it being a party.

If he is a DA, then he is a lawyer. as we all know, lawyers lie. hence, he was likely lying about it being a party and not a normal friday night.

if he is NOT a DA, then he has set a precedent of lying, hence we know he was lying about the second part, and it was in fact, NOT a party, and he is a douchewank.

Regardless of which case is true, Luigi is surely a douche.
 

Luigi's cool. I hope he's my D.A. when the indictments come in.
 

cuz darksock likes a DA that knows how to party.
 

Sure Luigi your a DA
DA = Dumb Ass
 

Objection, you honor! Allegations are not proof.
 

Think there was a comment there that the party was in Moscow. Which might imply that Luigi was perhaps not writing in his first language. So I'll cut him a pass on the spelling. Does look young for a DA but then again that may not be a precise translation - i.e. it may not be the same post as in the US. And Russia is said to be a young persons' country in that respect. Most of the older guys were on the wrong side in one of the power swaps between the nationalists, ex-intelligence lot or the oligarchs. "Pick a side, any side - in ten years it won't make a difference - you are fucked either way".

At least he didn't whine like a self-delusional little kid like half the other takedowns have. "I am a MODEL/ACTOR and this is going to SERIOUSLY affect my earnings. Take it down now or I'll get my lawyers onto you."
 

Yea, the guy actually seemed to have a great attitude. Must say his costume was great.

The girl in this new picture is AWESOME!
 

I declare a mistrial! DA can stand for district attorney, but it also can stand for Douchey Assbag, can it not? This barrister has pulled the "tripple layer pop" over your eyes. Dude had no idea where he was going. He simply showed up and people started congratulating him on his "costume." Douchey Assbag Luigi has tampered with the jury, and very probably, himself. I sentence DA to life as a douchebag!
 

Damn You Baretta!!!!!!!!!
 

Luigi should've also told us his phone number, home address, and work address.

not for mocking purposes, but... okay it's for mocking. i'm a very bad person.
 

Thanks for the complaint, Luigi, we like this new picture a lot more. In fact, I'd forgotten about your picture, it was unmemorable; then someone described the three-layered shirt, and I briefly remembered: dork wearing sherbet colors. Some photos are definitely worth removing, doofus.

On the replacement pic, I always appreciate seeing a lady whose head is half the size of the gent she's with. Wait a minute...the gent has a head twice the size of the lady he's with.

Glass half-full, glass half-empty..

Oh, and bug-eye sunglasses at night so we can even see the spot-lights on 'em. SO cool.

Se is luscious in pink, and he is douchey in shades of black, gray and white. This simpler but more effective use of color than triple-pop catches my eye in a far more satisfying manner than "sherbet shirts."

See, we can still go on mocking even with the picture taken down.
 

Alan Thicke's grizzled old penis, Mr Moleman, comes up for air from dirt shaft to canoodle with Promogirl from beer company.
 

DA. Does that stand for Dumb Ass?

Feck, even if you do it all right, you can't get out of law school until you're, what, 25? Help me out here. And then clawing your way up through the ranks, knowing and blowing along the way, you'd be lucky to make DA by 35.

Douchebags, hear me now: Disclaimer at the top of this page? Let me refresh your memory:

"If you're in a photo and upset about the verbal smackdown you morally and spiritually deserve, email me and I'll take down the photo."

Nowhere in there does it say "Give me a really good reason and I'll take the photo down." Nor does it say threaten with legal action. Tossing in the "I'm a DA" is a subtle threat of legal action. Photo is down, you are now TEN TIMES the douche you never would have been if you'd have not acted like an ass.

And I'm going to be very ashamed for the next five minutes over the fact that your genetic ilk makes me really horny.


**********

Ok. I'm done. I'll be waiting backstage with your towel, Mr. Massarra.
 

@medusa:

Good points. But you can absolutely be a DA immediately out of law school - just a very low level DA. It is a very common entry level law job. No need to call luigi a liar on that point, but it was douchey for him to include that detail in the takedown request
 

You're a DA, Luigi? Righhhhhht. I guess they don't teach spelling at the University of Sears-Roebuck Law School?

First we had some anonymous guy who claimed (three times) that this was only a costume party, and then it took a claim e-mail that started out "Hey Man" to take the pic down.

My bullshit meter is pegged at "11" right now.
 

Also, how many 18 year olds become DAs? DeeJays maybe?