I realize it's March, but...this just has to be a Halloween costume. It has to. Not only is there triple collar pop (in sherbet colors, no less), but a full 45 degree hat tilt AND a sweatband?

No. It cannot be.
 

Rainbow shrewbert is quite the colorful douche
 

gotta agree wit rookie... not even the most offensive of douchebags would consider wearing three shirts with popped collars. not even when they're Lacoste.
 

This has to be staged. Has to be.

\prays its staged
\\realizes its not
\\\shoots self
 

seriously....

what.... the... heck!
 

MEDUSA that looks like someone we know, no?
 

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hey Noonan! *high five*


this has to be staged. no one would leave the house looking like that, right? RIGHT?

i am just surprised he was able to fit all those shirts over his nose. that's quite a schnoz he's got there.

maybe his dad is an anteater.
 

@ rookie

Thank you for spelling sherbet correctly. It drives me completely bat shit crazy when people add an extra R.

As for svetlana, I'm almost positive i saw her on a webcam site somewhere.....

as for Luigi, he needs a colonoscopy with an old 80's style shoulder mounted camcorder.
 

It's one thing to wear three collared shirts, its another to roll the sleeves up to varying degrees in order to make sure that all of them show...
 

A lot of thought went into this look. A lot.


Notice the organized sleeve array, the careful tuck in front and the way he changes the hat tilt for each new pose.

Svetlana, on the other hand, is lost. Deer in the headlights of a rambling lumber truck kind of lost.
 

It's GlowWorm, the corporate mascot for the DayGlo highlighter manufacturer. Rumor has it that he fluoresces in the dark if you piss on him.

Second pic reveals some nutcracker legs on his companion there, as well as an extremely unflattering little girl skirt. But we already knew she has bad taste.
 

Not a Halloween pic. It's what we're here to behold, people. Feel the burn and seek enlightenment.

-- Management
 

Pfah my good man, I was saddened by the SeaHawks season as I know you were. Maybe what they need is mike vick.
 

Some douchebags inspire rage, while some elicit nothing but a mocking chuckle. On his own, I think Rainbow Scrotebet here would fit into the later category, but because he had the sweaty cojones to put his hand on Katerina's perfect ass in that 2nd photo, he must die. Painfully. Because she is Croatian perfection. And now she is perfection with a little bit of poo on it.
 

@captain

I, for one, applaud the little girl skirt, bad taste though it may be. It shows off the well-muscled thighs, fresh and glistening from a grueling day on an Eastern European beet farm. I would eat the petrified chunks of kielbasa from Lec Walesa's mustache just to see her profile on goodwife.com.
 

Given the head band, the slim build, the prominent probiscis and the inexplicable proximity of Hott, I must wonder aloud if this is not actually Samurai Scrote's brother Samurai Sanskrit.

And by "wonder aloud" I mean give up the struggle against suppressed flatulence.

Speaking of SS, Samurai Scrote leaves cryptic messages on soccer Mom's web sites he hijacks. Beware, you are being watched.
 

@DB1...really? so he did this to himself on purpose? i'm terribly confused right now.

@Noonan...agreed. minus the Vick idea. we're going to own the NFC West this coming season. mark my words.
 

Typically people fit into the LATTER category in my experience.

I am glad to know that this isn't a costume. because that is some weak fuckin sauce if its a costume.

Speaking of sauce, I would love to cover svetlana with my manly love sauce.

and by manly love sauce I mean the special mayo based bbq sauce i learned to make in South Carolina.

Crazy carolinians with their crazy bbq sauce!
 

Re: Svetlana's 2nd picture -

I'd pee in her boot.
 

@ Pfah

If by own the NFC West this season you mean expand the seahawks ever growing collection of other teams semen in their collective butthole, then yes, you surely will.
 

Svetlana looks like she could be his mom. He is wearing a white belt. I pray that this picture was taken somewhere other than the United States.
 

@Douchelexic...no, nope. that's not what i meant at all.
 

This pic rendered me mouthbreather for about 30 seconds. I don't even have anything creative to say. He......has....THREE....shirts....on
 

Okay, not a Halloween pic. I call fraternity "theme" party, with the theme of douchebag. Wait a second, fraternity party, douchebag? What am I saying? This guy is douche!
 

@DarkSock, 9:46am: That's because Samurai Scrote is actually This Guy from Australia. -He probably has family.
 

Neapolitan Lacoste Luigi has stugots.
Jeezis, have any of you seen his pinkish ol' skool Nikes (exhibit 2)?

My eyes, my EYES!

Coming next week, NeaLaLu busts out his track suit, Sicilian bling, and DNA test proving he's John Turturro's illegitimate kid. Then he goes back to Carrabba's and Griecoizes anudda Lon Guylin hott...
 

But soft, I've seen such beauty in the land for not many a year.

That roguish cretin is in dire need of a rough lashing and the sharp end of my broadsword. Anon I will begin my quest to conquer this Luigi and rescue the damsel from the clutches of the assfaced cockgobbler.

We ride!
 

White Belt
Phat farm clogs
3 fucking Shirts
Strap keeping flapping ears bound
Stupid Ass-Wipe Hat
After seeing this pic.....
Life has no meaning
I've become a Detroit Lions Fan.
 

i disagree that this bag can be considered at all humorous...the soul patch chin pube is testament to abject douchebag hatability and whats worse, a frozen cultural sensibility...

i first became aware when the the idea of douchebags/bleeths frozen in time was explained by the great john waters, speaking of course on his native baltimore.

he proselytizes its often that persons of a certain cultural set(he didn't say douchebags or bleeths, but follow, its what he meant) reach an apex where they become one with the culture usually around age twenty, then in a hideous display of false surety they refuse to change or adapt as fashions and society changes...he attributes this to older ex-bleeths with beehives and unironic farrah haircuts, male bags sporting 50s greaser uniforms over the course of a lifetime, or guys wearing t-shirts under unconstructed blazers....long after abandoned by decent thinking people...

this i am affraid is ret-bag redux, bags who are atavistic in today's scrotciety but who in tell-tale choad don't realize it....
just think of it, for luigi it will always be 2003
 

At first glance I thought that Luigi was dressed up for shits and giggles as a dbag... just having fun you know. But then I looked at the second photo and yep... this flat headed, genetic dead end is 100% serious. Stay right there Luigi, I just have to run up the street to the Pawn Shop so I can get you a Samurai Sword to fall on. I'll just be a minute.

- Douchey Smurf
 

That's one spicy meat-a-ball. He belongs on the end of a toothpick.

This tool has gone to the Heart of Doucheness. Colorful plummage, used to attract females, is substituted for ability and/or personality.

His soul is so empty and brain so vapid that only one Affliction t-shirt has little to no effect on his social standing. No, it takes THREE (3) shirts, in colors brighter than the suns of Tatooine, to raise this pondscum out of the water and into Point Pleasant, NJ. Or is that redundant?

He's not fit to hold Crosshair's mascara. And by "fit" I mean "orange".
 

I would love to accidentally spill a drink on this guy just so I could start a fight. And by triple pop, I think DB1 means the three preliminary slaps to the face this juniorbag deserves.

I'm at a loss here.
Need more coffee.
 

oh no...I KNOW this club. I'd know that cheesyass decor anywhere. it's in fucking moscow. in the background is the most ridiculous dance floor with twinkle lights overhead that you will ever experience. I was forced to dance under it with a sweaty goatee'd dbag in a white wifebeater with gold chains.

and yes, sadly there are just as many douchebags in russia as you'd expect.
 

Svetlana is not getting it done, not even on Long Island.
 

Come on...is he serious???
 

Great. Now I'm torn. I've always wanted to go to the Motherland. Svetlana only makes me want to go more, as does the vodka. Thats an awesome word by the way. Vodka. It sounds cool, it looks cool. Vod-ka. Whiskey doesn't sound that cool. Wait, what? Right. I don't like this guy. Even if you tried to fight him, his shirts would absorb your punch power, then he'd take you outside and blind you with the extreme coloring. It'd be greatly embarrassing.

Vodka. It's just fun.
 

To think, he put thought into that get-up. Well, thought in the clearest sense such as Luigi are capable of, but thought all the same. Svetlana obviously hasn't been on these shores long enough to be familiar with the term "dipshit."
 

Oh yeah, Chloe.

Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everybody.
 

"Luigi, the Fluorescent Fucknut"
 

I nominate this assbag for instant hall of scrote status.
 

@Tony, 12:53 p.m. -

If wonkydouchey's link (10:15 a.m.) is true, then I think this guy transcends the Hall of Scrote.....or at least it's named for him. ; )
 

I swear by the heavens and all that is holy, my fist will meet Luigi's eye socket.
 

Hey, isn't this that guy from the movie, "Life is Beautiful" or am I going plaid?
 

Looks like a spawn of that genital wart on the dangling cock of the United States, Scottsdale, Arizona.
 

Give him twenty minutes and Luigi will be sweating like a pig. Irony is, Svetlana will be freezing the entire night and her only option for preventing frostbite is this GloWorm douche...

And I'm putting out hit on his f*ing chin pubes. Bring me that goatee on a platter and you will be richly rewarded with 1300 pesos, a tin of sardines, and a mangled copy of Leonard Nimoy's one man play "Vincent".
 

I would have captioned this pic "Italian Ice Ice Baby" but that's probably just the between classes pitcher of Black Label talking.
 

i call ironobaggery on this one. otherwise, i can only hope a large asteroid is on its way to end our pathetic species
 

I would punch him in the face no questions asked . Just walk up and whammy!!!!!!
 

why, WHY, would you wear THREE shirts?! that's three times the amount of laundry you have to do.

but of course, if you live on longgailand and your ma does your laundry, then i suppose it's not an issue.
 

I would projectile vomit into his face.
 

why, WHY, would you wear THREE shirts?! that's three times the amount of laundry you have to do.
Nah you just change the inside one. The outside ones have not touched your skin so you can leave them on until they crackle when you walk. Then maybe admit they need a wash.

That is the gist of how someone who was seriously into layers once explained it to me (OK - I added the last bit). They seemed to be wilfully unaware that cotton was in fact sweat-permeable.
 

So I was scrolling through HCwDB, looking for a few laughs, and I found "Luigi".
The only thing I find un-douchey about this sorority couple is that they surprisingly have almost the same complexion.
Good thing he's wearing a brand new sweat band! You never know when you'll need to do some back breaking work at a keg party!
And as for the triple popped collar: Damn. That's a bold move. But look where it got him! Possible DB of the week! Dad will be proud...and also sending him a new hummer to replace the one he drunkenly smashed while texting last week.
And lastly, of course, the beauty; stage left. With her UGG boots, mini skirt, and wifebeater, she is in the right arms. She is quite the babe though.
LUIGI MUST LOSE! [Errr win...or something like that] THE DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK!
 

I know BOTH of these people, and neither of them dress like this normally. It WAS for a "douche" themed party which was actually inspired by this very website, and this picture was submitted by a hater who has nothing better to do because he is a bitter person. Laugh while you can, but I bet it takes the fun away when you know it isn't real....picture submission FAIL.
 

The second picture is more fun to look at.
 

The guy is actually Tony Almeda's retarded brother. Notice I didn't call him his "gay retarded brother" because Jack Bauer told me he really isn't gay, he's just too retarded not to allow every sweating high school English teacher that cruises MySpace to fuck him in the ass. Not that there's anything wrong with it... being retarded I mean.


oh, and you gays are OK too if you don't look like this guy.
 

This is from a "Doucheapalooza" party my boyfriend threw. we told people to come to this website for inspiration! LOL! So yes...this is a costume. Sorry guys!
 

the triple pop collar must not be combined with the kissy lips or the world will be doomed!
 

@ Scumbag 619

BWAAAHAHHHAAAAA!!! However, to keep it PC, he's not a rainbow sherbertbag, he's a sorbetto bag. Or Granita bag. Or a gelatobag.


@ Anthony LaBaglia 9:26
How did I know you'd say something like that, snork. I was thinking the same thing. I don't know whether to laugh or kick you in the cyber-balls. Eh...I'm laughing. Pass!

That being said, I would force Luigi Sorbettobag to strip naked, shower vigorously, and after I give him a sound drubbing, I'd order him to rail me from behind while singing "Fratelli d'Italia" at the top of his lungs. Then, maybe, I'd feel a little better about being a depraved, remorseless Italophiliac. I stand by my post in the Renaldouche thread, despite what I'm seeing here.
 

The second picture sold me when I saw he had matching pink shoes...i want to use to bandana to twist around his nutsack like a rubberband untill they pop out of his sack, rendering him unable to spread his seed
 

If it is from a douche themed party then props to him for hideously disfiguring his beard especially for it. But it has to be said - don't try this at home kids. While an ironic exposure to the Grieco virus is harmless for the most part there are about 4% of cases where the person thinks "Actually I quite like this chipstrap/Hardy shirt/bling". And another Scrote is born.

Best cure is to take home a photo and leave a note by it so the first thing you see in the morning is a picture of yourself looking douchey with a sign mocking yourself. Don't let the combination of hangover bad judgement and rose tinted spectacles ruin your life. And make sure you get in touch with all the party goers afterwards if you organise one of these. Check that they are not harbouring any delusions about what they were wearing. You owe it to your mates to keep them safe.

This announcement brought to you by the World Alliance for Counter-Douchery. Party responsibly.
 

I'm not buying the claim that this was a douchebag themed party. Why? Seriously, who the hell owns a lime green Izod? (Answer? A douchebag!) In addition, if this were a party he'd have the proper identifying signage exclaiming, "I'm a douchebag." But no, he's standing proud, without the need to flash us the shocker or flip us off.
Lastly, he grew a soul patch. He's either a douche or auditioning as a douche for that new flick, "Jackass presents: Douches gone wild!"
 

I was at this "douchebag" theme party...sorry guys...just a hilarious costume mocking real douches...
 

You're not smelling your rug, DB1. You're smelling the gay that oozes off this douchebag.
 

Oh shit! Medusa's a hott!
 

This atrocity must be immediately documented in the hall of scrote.
 

After checking hyperfocal distance and depth-of-douche on the second pic, I have calculated this Evanbag is about 5 foot 1, which narrowly avoids making him "Little People, Big Scrote."
Poptart is looking way too good as evidenced by lifeguard poogirl sitting at bar trying to wave Poptart back in to shore before she slips under Evanbags relentless waves of Rufies.
 

Luigi is a whining pussy. He got his pics deleted.