Thursday, March 19, 2009

 

Kurts Florida 'Tag


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DBUno-

Been a while since I've submitted something. I was in St. Petersburg Florida at a place called shepards. Unreal. I think tattoos got you a free cover. I know you say only submit one, but take your pick. They're all kind of incogneto because I didn't want to spook them from their GDI behavior.

Regards,
-Kurt

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Amazingly, you can tell she's hot without seeing her face, and you can tell he's a douche merely from one arm and half of his face.

Either that, or I can smell the chlamydia.
Comments:
he's peeing in her butt
 
wow- she is all sorts of delicious and the mugging going on is atrocious. She's like 4 inches taller than that douche.

I am off to Vegas this weekend for some gambling and bachelor partying- I will do what I can to repel the virus de Greico...
 
Black t-shirt guy is pissing on the sidewalk.
 
She has a face? There's someone behind her? This picture is in a setting?
 
Ubiquitous Clear Cup?!
 
Mystery Hott is spectacular.

I agree with the Scowling Unconscious on the left.
 
Let's give the hott a chance and say she's reacting in horror as the douche says "If I said you had a beautiful booty would you hold it against me?"
 
She doesn't need a face to be hot.

I have an IOB.
 
sweet boobie bananas!
 
It looks like that guy standing up in the background is masturbating.
 
I'm getting a divorce so I can marry that girl.
 
The guy with the white tank top in the back appears to have the scarred hairline of a brain surgery patient. That or he got hit with an axe.


Nevertheless he is probably their leader.
 
You can tell he's a bad ass because of the delicate way he's palming his refreshment.

- Douchey Smurf
 
"Ma'am? Can I place this cup of pee in your butt?"
 
I don’t care if her face resembles Dick Cheney’s in a life preserver. I ‘m still hittin’ that smokin’ body.

(Yes, I shamelessly pimped the Cheney comment from 'Sock sometime back)

And by ‘hit it,’ I mean ruthlessly stabbing at her groin region with my IOB until I found the right hole. And by ‘right hole,’ I mean ear canal.
 
I'm trusting Kurt on this one; that he wouldn't have snapped this pic if her face didn't melt snowballs at 50 paces. And by "melt" I mean "rub one out into the cooler." So, assuming the absence of cleft lip, Witchy-Poo nose, Kremlin Eyebrow, Fivehead, or lolling mongo tongue, I'd pound that harder than a ski bunny's forehead off a mogul.
 
Wow, nice six pack Britney!

He peed into a cup. Why?

Oh, and boobies!
 
Being a native to Tampa/St.Petersburg/Clearwater, I can confirm that this man is right on the money with his description. Whenever I have to venture down within two miles of the place, I bring a filter mask with me, as if I were to leave the aroma of douche unchecked, it would burn my nostrils and throat so severely that I would be unable to talk for a week.
 
In Florida, they're both packing heat:

Her sixpack is packing sexpot, and I'm sure his pistol is aiming to fire.
 
More of her please. Thank you that is all. Wait. Do it slowly over a week. Ok. Aaagh. I'm done.

Why am I crying?
 
Oh. My. GOd. That is some incredible side-boob
 
I would gladly turn her into Venus de Milo

...then store her in my sock drawer!
 
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Thank goodness for this last post.
 
haven't seen such a zen-ful pic in a while. as explored by the Book of Void in the Book of Five Rings, it's all in the unseen.
 
You couldn't see the Hourglass' face either, but she was in contention for Hottest Hott of the Year. This chick looks to be at least as alluring as 'Glass.
 
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She could not have a face, just a hole that she breathes from and through which she sucks in nutrients via a straw (screw you, biologists, it could happen). I'd still do her in the face hole.
 
I'd vote for her for the Hall of Hott, just based on her mystery status alone.
 
@ Anonymous at 3:30AM & 3:10AM

Masturbate too much you do. Leads to the dark side this does. Amusing you are not.
 
I live in St. Pete and the beaches are full of hot hot women this time of the year, but unfortunatly the city of Pinellas Park is near by, and that area is a huge breeding groud for douchebags.
 
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