Monday, March 30, 2009
Jean Jacket Jerry and Cheryl
Jean Jacket Jerry is all sorts of Phish listening Bennington attending ball-kicking assclownery.
Cheryl is a leading cause of global warming. In my pants.
And if that joke was lame, it is lame only because Cheryl is so hott that higher brain function in the area that leads to clever puns and alliterative euphemisms breaks down in a Mad Cowian way in her presence.
I would marinate myself in a giant vat of Bosco chocolate syrup and pickle brine for thirty-six straight hours wearing only flip-flops and a small loin cloth just for the chance to awkwardly sniff her abandoned pleather sofa from her sophomore year dorm common room.
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For showing about only 5% of possible breast, she has lovely breasts. I would give anything to die and come back as the ink on her vintage v-neck from Urban Outfitters.
# posted by 
: 11:51 AM
: 11:51 AM
My Gaydar just shot into the red. Jean Jacket Jerry ain't nothing but Cheryl's, funny, sassy little club buddy. They like to dress ironically and step out in Williamsburg.
I would clank nose rings with her anytime.
- Douchey Smurf
I would clank nose rings with her anytime.
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 11:51 AM
: 11:51 AM
I think I would hate jean jacket jerry less if he was jean jacket jerry and not jean vest jerry. who wears a jean vest, I mean really?
The fact that she's wearing the dust ruffle from my childhood bed as a skirt is making me even more excited.
Is it still pedophilia if, in the fantasy, I'm the one who's the child being given the bad touch by adult Cheryl?
Is it still pedophilia if, in the fantasy, I'm the one who's the child being given the bad touch by adult Cheryl?
Hi Jerry,
Ever seen "Robin Hood, Men in Tights?" We're gonna re-enact the scene where Robin gets his tongue pulled with a pair of pliers because he won't talk.
But instead of hilarity and comical hijinks, there's going to be whole lot of blood and various tongue guttage spilling from your oral cavity, in a not-so-funny but highly-adequate-punishment sort of way.
Ever seen "Robin Hood, Men in Tights?" We're gonna re-enact the scene where Robin gets his tongue pulled with a pair of pliers because he won't talk.
But instead of hilarity and comical hijinks, there's going to be whole lot of blood and various tongue guttage spilling from your oral cavity, in a not-so-funny but highly-adequate-punishment sort of way.
# posted by : 12:16 PM
: 12:16 PM
"He's not like other douchebags, he makes me feel beautiful, like a rainbow lollipop, I like lollipops."
...said the three-time winner of the Sac City, Iowa Nicole Kidman wanna-be contest.
...said the three-time winner of the Sac City, Iowa Nicole Kidman wanna-be contest.
you know, she actually has that same glare as HoH Mia Sara!
I guess there is something about a tongue coming at you that stimulates this exact expression.
which makes me think of principal Rooney in Howard the Duck for some reason (what are the odds anyone remembers that scene!)
I guess there is something about a tongue coming at you that stimulates this exact expression.
which makes me think of principal Rooney in Howard the Duck for some reason (what are the odds anyone remembers that scene!)
# posted by : 12:25 PM
: 12:25 PM
No way this guy is a Phish listener. There are no dreads, earth tones, or hippieosity to be seen whatsoever. The borderline Euromullet seems to indicate a much stronger match to Rammstein and Gunther.
@ Jonezy 12:25
I remember it. And I am totally traumatized by it.
And I feel Cheryl's pain. I made the same face when I saw this pic.
Jean vest AND white pants? Something about the way they are dressed makes me think theme party? Or else I am horribly out of touch with what is cool these days.
@ Mr. White 12:06
No. And I don't blame you in this instance, either.
I remember it. And I am totally traumatized by it.
And I feel Cheryl's pain. I made the same face when I saw this pic.
Jean vest AND white pants? Something about the way they are dressed makes me think theme party? Or else I am horribly out of touch with what is cool these days.
@ Mr. White 12:06
No. And I don't blame you in this instance, either.
it should be illegal for such a beauty to wear such a gross ass outfit. looks exactly like outfits my grandmother wears in Florida.
those tits look so phenomenal... perfect 34-36Cs. mmmmmm....
anyone who needs Viagra or Encyte should just come to this site. i can't look at page unless i'm wearing jeans due to my raging boners.
that little "fuck me" glance... ooohhh...
those tits look so phenomenal... perfect 34-36Cs. mmmmmm....
anyone who needs Viagra or Encyte should just come to this site. i can't look at page unless i'm wearing jeans due to my raging boners.
that little "fuck me" glance... ooohhh...
# posted by : 12:56 PM
: 12:56 PM
I was about to give him a "notadouche" pass until I saw the tongue shot and the scrotum chain hanging from his belt.
Cheryl is all kinds of special :)
Cheryl is all kinds of special :)
# posted by : 12:59 PM
: 12:59 PM
I'm with sir douchealot...enshrine her and let's be done with it. Her little Kidman-cum-Xanadu thing is too much to handle. The nose ring is the cherry on the shake.
Cheryl: everything I like.
Jerry: I HATE FUCKIN HIPPIES SO MUCH I WANT TO LOCK HIM IN HIS VW MICROBUS AND RUN THE EXHAUST PIPE INTO HIS BONG AND WATCH HIM CHOCKE AND DIE preferably while banging the living daylights out of Cheryl.
Jerry: I HATE FUCKIN HIPPIES SO MUCH I WANT TO LOCK HIM IN HIS VW MICROBUS AND RUN THE EXHAUST PIPE INTO HIS BONG AND WATCH HIM CHOCKE AND DIE preferably while banging the living daylights out of Cheryl.
I'ma go ahead and admit that my brain is fried right now, so I can't think of anything exceptionally funny to say about this. There is just one thing that keeps going through my head over and over again. Namely, the word "Really". Sometimes as a question, sometimes just as a statement, always with a tone of confusion, depression, and scorn.
I don't think she's HoH worthy. Then again, I'm not a big blonde fan.
I don't think she's HoH worthy. Then again, I'm not a big blonde fan.
He looks like Kevin Costner in whatever that movie was whenever he wore those glasses however he wore them.
Except amp up the douche about 400%.
And, except I want to sucker punch Jean Jacket Jerry with a sack full of drill bits.
Except amp up the douche about 400%.
And, except I want to sucker punch Jean Jacket Jerry with a sack full of drill bits.
@Mr. White 12:06 PM
What, did you bust your cherry fucking your mattress? Your mom knew what those stains were, you know. Probably what caused those random beatings that came out of nowhere.
What, did you bust your cherry fucking your mattress? Your mom knew what those stains were, you know. Probably what caused those random beatings that came out of nowhere.
JJJ, white-painter-jeans man,
Spatter on the pockets,
Chick-a-dee at hand;
Rippin' off the sleeves
Makes it comfy on the stand,
But tonguin' on the hott
Won't git yer sprayer in her can!
Spatter on the pockets,
Chick-a-dee at hand;
Rippin' off the sleeves
Makes it comfy on the stand,
But tonguin' on the hott
Won't git yer sprayer in her can!
# posted by : 1:59 PM
: 1:59 PM
Andy Dick that is? Looks like him it does. Explains the attractive blonde with nice boobies it doesn't.
# posted by : 2:31 PM
: 2:31 PM
This is 100% hipster bag/hott. Lavender American Apparel deep-v, irono-cutoff jean jacket...and then blondie with the Nylon Mag stare and the bohemian skirt. This couple is clearly going downtown to see a band that you'll never know at a wherehouse you'll never find.
# posted by : 3:10 PM
: 3:10 PM
@ Medusa and Nostradouchus
I agree with both of you. Either a theme party or a hipster-indie-rock-AA-employee-hott and her gay friend.
I agree with both of you. Either a theme party or a hipster-indie-rock-AA-employee-hott and her gay friend.
# posted by : 3:23 PM
: 3:23 PM
Looks like they finally perfected age reversal treatments...
... too bad they chose Rod Stewart as a guinea pig.
Cheryl is... uuummm... well, yes, she sure is... 'nuff said
... too bad they chose Rod Stewart as a guinea pig.
Cheryl is... uuummm... well, yes, she sure is... 'nuff said
# posted by : 3:25 PM
: 3:25 PM
Good lord, I agree with douche-douche, that Cheryl is definitely HOH worthy. She is like 6 kinds of mid-70s pin-up hott.
# posted by : 5:05 PM
: 5:05 PM
"...all sorts of Phish listening Bennington attending ball-kicking assclownery."
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are. Well done, DB1. Have you trademarked that exact phrase yet, or is it open to shameless plagiarism?
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are. Well done, DB1. Have you trademarked that exact phrase yet, or is it open to shameless plagiarism?
# posted by : 8:39 PM
: 8:39 PM
Cheryl needs tighter clothes to demonstrate her contours.
am i a douchebag for making this sleazy suggestion? yes. but not nearly as bad as tongue locking Jean Jacket Jerry.
am i a douchebag for making this sleazy suggestion? yes. but not nearly as bad as tongue locking Jean Jacket Jerry.
Someone has bedazzled that jacket, and in return, I will bedazzle their face.
Ooo.... Or I just could run him over with a Bobcat.
Ooo.... Or I just could run him over with a Bobcat.
I'm calling definite theme party. Look at the clothes lovely Cheryl is wearing. No way a hott of such characteristics would dress like that normally. Straight 80's, kinda like back when cut-off jean jackets were all the rage. The guy's still a douche, FWIW.
# posted by : 7:47 AM
: 7:47 AM
this looks like 80s or 90s dress up party. She's wearing a polyester high waster skirt with elastic waist. He's wearing a denim vest. It's dress up.
Cheryl reminds me of children's show hosts from the 60s.
Cheryl reminds me of children's show hosts from the 60s.
# posted by : 8:24 AM
: 8:24 AM
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS GIRL IS OR WHERE THIS PICTURE CAME FROM?? I THINK I HAVE SEVERAL PICS OF HER BUT CANT TELL IF ITS HER OR NOT??
# posted by : 10:24 AM
: 10:24 AM
sooo you guys are fucking weird
btw this IS "cheryl"
-no it was not a dress up party
-no i dont want to fuck any of you creeps
-Yes, that is how i dress, bc im not a skank
-Yes, that is my gay best friend
-cut off jean jackets ARE cool.
-oh and the kid above me, stop stalking me, thats just unnecessary.
and whoever wrote
This is 100% hipster bag/hott. Lavender American Apparel deep-v, irono-cutoff jean jacket...and then blondie with the Nylon Mag stare and the bohemian skirt. This couple is clearly going downtown to see a band that you'll never know at a wherehouse you'll never find.
is the only person that gets us.
btw this IS "cheryl"
-no it was not a dress up party
-no i dont want to fuck any of you creeps
-Yes, that is how i dress, bc im not a skank
-Yes, that is my gay best friend
-cut off jean jackets ARE cool.
-oh and the kid above me, stop stalking me, thats just unnecessary.
and whoever wrote
This is 100% hipster bag/hott. Lavender American Apparel deep-v, irono-cutoff jean jacket...and then blondie with the Nylon Mag stare and the bohemian skirt. This couple is clearly going downtown to see a band that you'll never know at a wherehouse you'll never find.
is the only person that gets us.
# posted by : 2:18 PM
: 2:18 PM
Cheryl,
I am the kid above who does sound ultra creepy saying he has pictures of you, but the reason I have them is creepier.
Got involved in an online relationship (not my thing but it just happened) with a girl who said she went to the same college as me...well it turned out the girl was just using pics of someone else and I could swear its your pictures she was using...although it would be a shot in the dark..create a faux email adress if you want and i'll send them.
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I am the kid above who does sound ultra creepy saying he has pictures of you, but the reason I have them is creepier.
Got involved in an online relationship (not my thing but it just happened) with a girl who said she went to the same college as me...well it turned out the girl was just using pics of someone else and I could swear its your pictures she was using...although it would be a shot in the dark..create a faux email adress if you want and i'll send them.
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