the one thing that stood out to me about Pumpy was how cool he was with having his picture up on the site. he was comfortable enough to take the heat from us, and still laugh about it.

that, and that alone, is enough to tell me that this man was indeed a good person. granted, a gigantic, boob-grabbing person, but nonetheless, a good man.

we could all learn a few things from Pumpy.

R.I.P. Sir.
 

We should all bow our heads for a moment of respect.


I said bow little head. I dont' care how incredibly hot she is that's disrespectful!



That's right ladies and gentlemen. I have arguments with my dick.
 

Am I a perv because I want to suck on all four of those titties? (Yes probably.)
 

Definitely the alpha male at Rehab in Vegas. Nobody fucked with Pumpy.
At least now he's in that big weight room in the sky.
 

Pumpy, we hardly knew ye. Boston DB could have taken a few lessons from you. RIP, man.

(I thought "coed" as a noun went out around 1966.)
 

I like to think that Pumpy sits in a cumulonimbus throne and uses a 500 cc implant as a stress ball.
 

Pumpy is definitely a gentle giant. All douchebags should take a page from his playbook and understand the mockery isn't necessarily something to get upset about. Pumpy, thanks for letting us mock you and laughing with us as we did it.

R.I.P.
 

The girl, Erica Chevillar, has also appeared in Playboy. Which only adds to Pumpy's luster.

Thanks Pumpy for having a good attitude and sense of humor about this site. I hope you are enjoying the big cabana in the sky.

I will have a 40 oz 8-Ball in your honor now. And I will try to ignore the stares of my co-workers and my boss - hey it's only our weekly status meeting. Silly people.
 

Hugh Hefner is one creepy ass motherfucker.
 

Not many know the story of Samurai Scrote and his encounter with Pumpy.

Pumpy was the first man to discern Samurai Scortes secret identity. The pumpster saw him as weak and unbefitting of his title. So, Pumpy hunted Samurai Scrote ragged, running him to the point of near collapse. On the final night of his hunt Pumpy broke into Samurai's house and beat him to within an inch of his life. Rather than gracing Samurai Scrote with a quick death, pumpy picked his beaten and bloody adversary above his head and brought his frail body down upon his knee with a sickening crack: Samurai Scrote's back was broken.

It was many years before Samurai Scrote was able to recuperate from his grievous disablity. Through many trials and tribulations, he was able to regain his strength and take back the Mantle of Samurai Scrote from would be pretenders.

But Pumpy was nowhere to be found. Some say he remains in the shadows, observing the trivial and fickle nature of the modern douche. It is said he waits for another worthy adversary so that he may strike them down with harsh lessons of humility.

"I WILL BREAK YOU!!!!"

-Ponderonymous
 

Pumpy had lived an amazing life even though it was rather short. Pumpy was a great friend; he was the kind of friend that stands by you when you need somebody to be there. He once saved my life. We were both young kids then and we weren’t very close. I was hastily walking across the street when Michael saw a speeding car. If it wasn’t for Michael, I would have died right there. That’s how I became close to Pumpy. Yes, that was 20 years ago and we were inseparable ever since.

I remember once Pumpy told me he met a girl who stole his heart. Being his best friend I must admit I was rather shocked and thought evil things about that girl. Of course, as you all know, I am referring to Pumpy. I was so envious of him and his massive muscles. It was not because I was in love with him. Not in a sexual way. But it was more that fact that I was simply not used to sharing Pumpy’s time with anyone else.

Pumpy’s death was sudden. I remember when I heard the news I simply could not believe it. He was too young but as it slowly occurred to me I have realized that Pumpy indeed lived his life extra large. He was well-loved and he had done so many things on earth and I’m sure he’ll do much more in heaven. I will forever be grateful that he was there at the right place and at the right time to save my life. I will forever be grateful for spending 20 years of my life with a friend like him. All the memories I have shared with him will forever be cherished and remembered. Pumpy will forever live in my heart… In our hearts.

Pumpy is in heaven now and we are here to remember him. This is not the time for us to grieve his death but it’s our time to celebrate his life and his muscles. Don’t ever forget him. He never wanted to see people cry. He wanted to make everyone happy. This is not the moment for us to shed our tears but we should all be thankful that we were given the chance to have known a man named Pumpy.

He will forever be missed but I know in the right time, I will meet Pumpy again. We will all meet Michael again and he’ll make us laugh in tears again.
 

Is it just me or is one boob much larger than the other?

Still I would definitely fuck the tarmal out of her. I'll let her lick my tarmal-pop.

I'd put it in her ass and then make her lick the tarmal off it.

She can tongue my tarmal hole.

I love you Flyteeth. You and your daycare kids can have a glass of tarmal on me sir/ma'am.
 

Croosh is full of TARMAL.
 

Pumpy Luster. I think I'll adopt that as my new porno name, replacing Colonel Ingus.
 

or Buster Hymen.
 

TARMAL needs to be properly defined on Urban Dictionary before someone hijacks it a fucks it up.
 

i do believe that this is the very first time i've heard about Pumpy's passing.

R.I.P. Pumpy.
 

yeah- tru dat bb. Although I am somewhat certain the our friend Flyteeth is more likely to tell Urban dictionary to go fuck itself along with anyone who doesn't know what is tarmal
 

PUMPY DOES INDEED HAVE FUCNE TAMRAL! SHITLOADS OF TARMAL! I ONCE WROTE A OSNG ABOUT HIM ON MY FUCEN LUTE, NAD I PLYA IT FOR MY DAYCREARE KIDS DURING NAP TIEM@!

ANTHONY IS CORRECT! TARMAL CANNOT BE DEFINED OR EXMPLAINED! IT MUST BE FUCEN LIVEVD! THOSE WHO DO NOT WOALK IN THE PATH OF TAMRLA ARE CONDEMNED TO BE FUCNE SLPAWHOARDS!
 

hey Flyteeth, if you can FUCEN FLY as high as heaven, remember to say hi to Pumpy for me. ;)
 

She's lucky he never peed in her butt.

It would have been like a mule pissing off a rubber.
 

Did someone say Pumpy's Gal Naked in Playboy? NSFW. Definite IOB material. Now if you're like Pfah and you tell your coworkers you have a small bladder, then you might not get too many stares when you keep making trips to the bathroom. Just saying, the man has a plan.
 

thanks Archidoucheis.


i'm now off to go pee in my own butt.
 

TARMAL is the source from which
Bob provides Slack.
 

THanks Arch..the IT guys are gonna probably snitch on me for this, but who cares - BOOBIES!!!
 

Hopefully, he was able to pass along his good sense of humor to the younger d'lings.

(And in a half dozen years she is going to look awful... So, live in the moment guys, cause it's all gonna come sliding down and bunch up in weird places)
 

RIP Pumpy.

Thinking that we need to make the night he died a holiday - Pumpy's day. Although it needs a less disturbing name than that. Was it Oct the 2nd?

Having the guts to let other people laugh at you is a very hard thing to do. I know I don't do it well enough often enough. Never thought I'd say it about anyone on this site but he sounded like a good bloke. With frighteningly huge muscles.
 

Do we know how the Pumpster died? He was one of my favorites & a legend on this site... RIP Pumpy!
 

I'll wait until I get home to check out the NSFW pic but I'm guessing her left nipple is on her back, because it's definitely where you'd expect a nipple to be, based on this pic.
 

I have arguments with my dick.

Just don't get dickslapped. Embarrassing when it happens...
 

TAMRLA is the source for the force.
 

@Crucial Head

Damn, that was almost heartwarming man, honestly there could have been tears. And by tears I mean, flavor filled droplets of miniature tadpoles venturing forth on a grand tour of my septic tank after being flushed from my nethers due to the links that DB1 put up here. Thanks for that, I gotta run, my co-workers have started to pound on the unisex bathroom door.

R.I.P. Pumpy, when it rains I know you're just drinkin' the good stuff up there again.
 

who got the bigger pecs/boobs here?
 

@ Darksock 11:38 am

I clocked it: I laughed at that for 16 minutes. Thank you very much.

@ boatbutter
TARMAL as protoSlack? The countercultural implications are staggering.

Largely irrelevant to, y'know, everything, but still. Staggering.
 

I too would like to know how Pumpy died.
 

I wanna see that chick when she's my age. I'm imagining something like Tara Reid masquerading as a raisin.

R.I.P. Pumpy. Humility, a good sense of humor and an easygoing, self-effacing grip on life. Honestly, there's a lot to be learned from such a good-natured guy.

The rest of you whiny douches, take note.
 

Yeah, take note.

SO what, her left boob is larger than her right boob, and everyone's got one ball larger than the other ball, and drooping lower.

Nature's asymmetrical like that sometimes.

Pumpy is the only man whose moobs remind me of Mooby's moobs. Minus the friggin shirt, of course.
 

Kudos for the elusive "double boob grab."

Salut, Pumpy.
 

Pumpy was so damn big they're STILL burying him.

Pump on, King Pumpy.

I never heard what he died from; not from being hit by a bus or anything like that. They'd be burying the bus instead.
 

Pfah said it best; Pumpy was a gigantic, boob-grabbing man. Nothing wrong with that.
 

R.I.P. Pumpy. Cheers.
 

I'm good natured... hint hint

(pee in your butt..)

AND strange looking!!
 

Sometimes I think about Pumpy and wonder if he died early of heart disease triggered by the use of steroids, and/or maybe some other drugs he ought'nt have tried.

Maybe he had a cerebral accident, an aneurysm, something congenital exacerbated by pumping iron and taking steroids.

Maybe, just maybe, his time was up.
 

If we could vote posthumously Pumpy as "Not a Douche" I would welcome that. I think that's the least we could do for him. Shine on your crazy diamond Pumpy, shine on.
 

Gotta love it when gigantic guys have gigantic hearts. R.I.P. Pumpy
 

Is anyone disturbed by imitator Flyteeth?

This guy is obviously not the original, incoherent mess that was FLYTHTH. He continues to play off a joke that he did not create. Seriously, make something yourself until the original returns

Maybeadouche
 

that's the genuine article dude
 

The Pumpster...he was a classic...not afraid to do the boob grab and smart enough to defend it.

The world needs more men like the Pumpmeister!
 

I stand by my argument, FLYTHTH is forever gone, replaced by the much more coherent, much less amusing FLYTEETH. I don't know who created this one (although I suspect Labaglia) but I call for an end to it.

Exhibits A and B of the real FLYTHTH

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/12/best-golden-globes-boobies-spake.html

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/12/greatest-crisis-of-modernity-long.html

a side by side comparison of the latest text reveals the poseur.

Maybeadouche
 

@Maybeadouche:

You are correct, the Flyteeth who currently posts here is not the original Flyteeth.

You are incorrect, it is not LaBaglia, but it is someone who's a much wiser and battle-tested regular than I.

Lastly, Flyteeth OG or new is to douche, what you are to llama fucking.




...eh, perhaps I should parse my language. Okay...


... ummm, nope.
 

Pumpy was a good guy. One of the few people in this world who knew how ot take a joke. I wish more people that are featured here could take the jokes like he did. We really did lose a good person, despite some of his tendancies.

RIP Pumpy
 

Pumpy? Why covering face? You ODed on butt poppers? Pumpy just wanted a shemale. Just once. Pumpy curious bi-style. One of them Brazilian ladyboys. Honest mistake, but while you're here, guess I'll roto-root the poop chute. Pumpy never was comfortable with that part of his life. Gay bathhouse to Penthouse mag. BlondeJick smiling while Pumpy dreaming of the cock he won't be getting tonight. Poor Pumpy. Died of a broken heart and anal seepage.
 

I'm going to take a black Sharpie to my ubiquitous red cup, then pour out some Naddy light to my boy Pumpy today.
 

Also, I wish Pumpy's boobie hott was my elementary school teacher. I'd let her tuck me in for story time.
 

Does anyone know what Pumpy actually died from? Seriously.
 

@MAYBEADOUCHE

FLYTEHTE NEVER DIES! I AM THE FUCEN ALPHA AND THE FUCEN OMEGA! YOUW OUDL KNOW THAT YIF YOU WEREN"T A COKCSLAP WHOARE!
 

Pumpy looks down on all of us and smiles, knowing that we're looking out for Erica's best interests.

During Earth Hour on Saturday night, I'll turn on my brightest light in the house for Pumpy. (Yes, I'm turning on every light and cranking down the air. Just for grins I'll start and run my car, too.)
 

@BillDouchiest

Don't just run the car. Put it up on blocks and run it in reverse at full speed, Ferris Bueller-style.
 

well, that just gave me a major case of the sads. this post couldn't wait until monday?
 

fuck, i had no idea.
RIP pumpy

the everpresent anonymous
 

In this particular pic, he doesn't look all that douchey. He could stand to have hiked up his shorts, but no Jesus Bling, no U.R.C, and no stupid hand signs makes this much less douchey. Oh, and no retarded tattoos either.

Perhaps a nottadouche is in order, at least for this pic.
 

i love pumpy, rip big guy

-frank limoncelli
 

Pumpy was only one man, but he made the world that much douchier...

I thank you sir:)

(don't do steroids kids!!)
 

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