This look like a screen shot from Resident Evil 6 - The Return to the Shore ..... Guido Zombies are the fiercest
 

I. Am. Scared.

and...

Scarred.

Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick these fucktards need to all die.
 

Butterface with fakies. Brunette in the back is way cuter.
 

New Jersey is great.

Glad I am on the other side of the country.

Losers.
 

wow, the guy on the left is one scary dude. is this the convention? i think that somewhere, there is a 'bag vacuum, as it seems, they all congregated around this poor young lass who appears to be very close to a douchette.
 

Holy fuck.
This has to be one of the most disturbing pics I've seen on this site. I think that what we see here completely justifies the mission statement of HCwDB. And why do I suddenly crave one of those fully automatic "gatlin" style shotguns loaded to the hilt? Either that or some vodka, vicoden, razorblades, and a hot bath.
 

tranny
 

So what seven Guys and one girl?

God save us all.
 

I believe you're right DB1, we have here a Predatorbag siting

lots of orange & roids at this jerz garden party... can I recommend some malathion?
 

IF you click on the photo you get a better look at what's going on.

They all seem to have the same look on their collective Guido Grilles.

I'd venture to guess they've all shared the same bad batch of clams and are suffering indigestion and flatulence at the same time, hence the near vomitous expressions.


Listen, there's nothing to see here. These are the same drunks that ruin the experience of sitting in the bleachers at a ballgame. Self-absorbed loudmouths that include their little circle of pea brained friends as their role models none of which could tell you if a dinner fork goes on the left or right of the place setting.


Barbarians. Let's put a uniform and a rifle in their hands, ship them to Afghanistan and let them realize just how good we've got it here.

Man, I hate these smug assholes and that is the most undesirable woman with a perfect body I've ever seen.

She's about as sexy as Nicole Bass
 

Holy. Flaming. Cow.

Illinois and New Jersey are not far enough apart for my comfort at the moment. My only hope is that all the oil being dumped into Lake Michigan by BP is a sufficient amount for me to set it alight and have a bona fide lake of fire as a barrier between me and the orange undead. Unless, of course, they get smart and decide to go south around the lake. Which would take them through Gary and East Chicago, Indiana. And their appearance as a traveling blackface troupe would enrage the violent criminal locals to pyschotic levels. The ensuing beatings, stabbings and dismemberings would be whispered about in crackhouses for years to come.

I personally would arrive at dawn the next day, gather what heads I could find, and put them on pikes along I-90, to serve as a warning to others: DOUCHE GO HOME.

I am filled with a blinding rage unlike any I have felt on this site as of late. That's it. I'm finishing this coffee, I'm grabbing my boots and....and....I'm going to Target. And then I'm making a chocolate torte. Uh. Murderous rampages are so tiring...
 

If you're gonna travel I-90 Medusa, head west instead. Less douche to see, plus you can stop by my house for tea. And by tea I mean.... you know what I mean.

What's up with bleach blondie in this photo? Does she have a lemon drop in her belly, or is that a huge colony of syphilis?
 

Has she been digitally enhanced or something? That top looks so fake up close.

Thank you DB1, my neighbours are going to be woken up by my screams as I claw my way out of a Guido zombie-bag infested nightmare. Again. The guy behind her is is particularly disturbing. I am trying to think exactly what could possibly happen to anyone to get that expression and the best I can come up with is some sort of penis/tumbledryer encounter flashback being triggered by the sensation of flapping loosely around in Blondie's capacious douche-chute. "AND THEN IT GOT TANGLED IN A HOT SOCK! AAAAHHH!"
 

@ Scroteophobic:

Your Right that top does look like it was added digitally. I looks even worse than the ones they added to Shwowgirls to make it safe for TV. Of course that just made me realized how much that movie sucked, the bare breast was the on thing good about it. I just kept waiting for Paul to call up some sandworms.
 

this pic reminds me of a John Valby song:

born in a mountaintop in Italy.
hairiest baby you ever did see.
face like an ape.
dick like a tree.
pinched his ass when he was only three.
he's got a pinky ring and seven gold chains.
half a bag of cement for brains.

takes him three hours to cut his hair.
keeps sliding out of the barber's chair.
pappy...pappy-roni. the greasiest stud in town!!!!!!

;)

Wonder if they can collaborate on an Italian Calypso song: "day-go! day-go! daylight come and me wanna slide home."
 

Okay. I am never taking LSD again.
 

Great. Now I'm nauseated and my hangover is worse. Looks like I picked a bad week to stop drinking before 5. Time for some hair of the dog. A lot of it.
 

One of the most disturbing things in this photo is all the eyebrow sculpting.

Oh and the guy 2nd from the right who looks like the missing Stallone.

I'm going to go dump some bleach in my eyes and try and remove this image.
 

They are all so freaking tan & their yellow eyes make them look like owls

Pinky Douchecadaro is NOT pretty, but her abs are enviable...

From the department of redundancy department: please explain the purpose of wearing a mandana AND a hat, Mr. Douchebag on the far right?
 

HOLY FUCK NUKE THEM ALL SACRIFICE THE HOT FOR MANKIND
 

@Lulu
I wish you hadn't said that about the grooming. For some reason that trigger a moment of introspection and now I have a sort of queasy fascination about how many of them have designs shaved into their pubic hair.

My money is on 3 Tribal designs, 1 with their initials, 2 waxed, 1 trimmed and 2 left to grow. But someone else can tell me if I am right. I am not fucking checking.
 

She is the Alpha Bleeth for sure.

--VS
 

Obscure reference here but Predatorbag looks uncannily like the villain in the Van Damme classic 'Cyborg'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-jwAE-c9tY&feature=related
 

I see their prepping for the spring ritual of bags migrating from Scroteopoliss to the Jerzy Shore, kind of like to swallows returning to Capistrano....
 

Find out where this picture was taken and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 

Find out where this picture was taken and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 

This reminds me of the time I shined a flashlight under my neighbor's deck and surprised a family of possums. These tools probably hissed at the photographer before scampering back into the shadows also.
 

pretty sure this "girl" has been on the site before.
 

as if my life wasn't horrific enough you had to bust this out.

thanks again db1.....
 

No, this is Aunty Entity. The greasy beasts behind her are the pigs providing the shit to fuel Bartertown. The photographer has just busted a deal and faces the wheel. Pray for Gulag, shutterbug, so that you may be sent far, far away from Thunderdouche.
 

i think thats the chick from fingers mccool from nov 2007. thats right around when i first came to this site. looks like her anyway.
 

I really can’t follow Cap’n Bringdown’s possum comments with anything better, but what the hell is this?

This must be the waiting room for cataract surgery…

... in the 47th circle of hell.
 

Pic from the cast party for George Romero's latest, Scrote of the Living Dead.
 

What many folks may not realise, is this simple fact:

The tapetum lucidumb is a layer of tissue in the eye of many doucehbags and bleeths, that lies immediately behind or sometimes within the retina. It reflects visible light back through the retina, increasing the light available to the photoreceptors.

Not to get too technical, but this improves vision in low-light conditions, but can cause the perceived image to be blurry from the interference of the reflected light. The tapetum lucidumb contributes to the superior night vision of many ‘bags n’ bleeths. Many of them, as witnessed here, are nocturnal, especially carnivores that hunt their prey in the clubs at night.

Although some devolved primates have a tapetum lucidum, normal humans do not.
 

Alpha-Bleeth...



Heh heh heh.
 

@Vinny Scumbaglia

I was late to the post with your song posted on it, but I downloaded that mu’fucker and it’s in regular rotation on my IPod. I’m pretty sure that if I ran into you on the street, I’d fornicate with you on the spot… not in a gay way, mind you. Just out of respect.

You and Vin Douchal should start an HCwDB band. I’ll put in a good word to DB1; maybe he’ll make you the ‘house band’ in his upcoming television or movie ambitions.

And by ‘good word,’ I mean vicious reach-around.
 

There's something I don't get - hanging around shirtless. I sit on my dock - at the cabin - next to the lake - with no shirt on. Other than that, it has NEVER occurred to me to just hang around or party shirtless.
Assholes
 

@ Crucial 5:41
If her daughter had kids she'd be an alpha-bleetha-gramma. If she was running a game of poker then the alpha-bleetha-gramma-delta hand of cards. Fuck. Epsilion is next...

Is that my coat?
 

And here to accept the award for Attention Whore Cock-u-Pine 2009 is Kristi Krustpoon...
 

The difference between her vagina and her asshole? The direction the shit is pushed.
 

She is grosser than a dead monkey fetus stretched full of pig assholes
 

@Darksock 6:01
"Bra! Last one in pays for the trips to the STD clinic!"
 

Her armpits stink of sperm and butane
 

Her twat farts when she walks
 

Her lips look like two Magnum condoms full of ketchup and maggots
 

Her name used to be Frank
 

She farts liquids
 

Her tits are full of stem cells
 

She has to wipe her ass with a beach towel. Whipsaw style.
 

Vicky Valtrex
 

Movie popcorn comes in small, medium, large and her pussy
 

finger mc cool nov 2007? anyone? same chick or am i seeing things?
 

Apparently Predatorbag got to that part where he needed to slather mud all over himself to keep the alien from detecting him. That's the only explanation for that color.
 

She can't sit on a bar stool without a sinkhole incident
 

When she gives birth the kid hits nothin' but net
 

RedWings Douche has some Wile E Coyote shovel-to-the-back-of-the- head eye action going on. I'm hoping Ernest on the far right is next.
 

Actually, Alpha Bleeth is none other than Yasmine Bleeth herself, if you THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!

Fake-titty Blondie here is a whole lotta tacky, though. Trust me, there is no boob tissue under most of that pinko top, it's a platform push-up stuffed with padding.

Just imagining these GUIDOS living and breathing Jersey air is enough to set off the Mother of All Asthma Attacks. Bring on the inhalers.
 

They mostly come out at night. Mostly.


I say we dust off and nuke'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Dear God, can't we add some sort of gene-modifying sidecar to Valtrex that, when exposed simultaneously to spray-tan, steroids and hair gel renders these things sterile? If not it's game over
 

I left this image in one spot on my monitor too long (approximately .4 seconds), now I have a blue photonegative of stupidity manifested in human flesh burned into the screen of my favorite laptop.

Thanks.
 

Her areolas are stretched more taut than Plinky's Mom'e leg stuffed into an Asian condom
 

Her farts kill crickets and aphids
 

the night is young.

no wait. what?

crap.
 

Her taint has hair and teeth growing out of it
 

Her six-pack opens four packs.
Of Red Bull Light.
 

She got Volkswagon tits
 

Her hair looks like a pair of sea gull wings, which is what her junk smells like as well.
 

Her hair was taken from the taint of an Afghan hound
 

Her tits serve as flotation devices
 

I like how the tanning color of these guys increases from right to left, like a rainbow of Douchebag tanning levels...you can start at a 3 and go all the way to 11 & look like PredatorBag

Thank goodness the guy in the back has possum eyes, or we wouldn't see him-dipshit blends in with the background

Gawd, these people are truly awful
 

If all of the zoo workers in your town suddenly went on strike, and your zoo shit started piling up; I don't think that smell could come close to the abortion that is depicted in this photo.
 

When she jogs it sounds like whales fucking
 

And her tittties squeak
 

Darksock you are one funny fucker.

"She has to wipe her ass with a beach towel. Whipsaw style."

The visual of Pinky Seagullwings actually doing that made me laugh so hard I blew all the snot out of my nostrils.

Thanks.
 

Darksock you are one funny fucker.

"She has to wipe her ass with a beach towel. Whipsaw style."

The visual of Pinky Seagullwings actually doing that made me laugh so hard I blew all the snot out of my nostrils.

Thanks.
 

The girl in the back dropped her tab later than everyone else so she's starting to have curious thoughts and potential doubts about where she is and whats going on. She wants to stay yet she wants to run.


Run Lola Run!
 

imagine the smell -- axe, red bull, hair gel, self tanner, HGH, and meth. oh, and skanky 'roid bleeth.
 

Maybe it's just me, but does "Jesus Bling" in the back row scare the bejesus out of everyone else?
 

simply disturbing..
 

Are we even sure that pink "hott" was born a chick? check out those sculpted abs that I suspect most of us here would like our abs to look like..."she" either has something extra, hits the roid's, or spends an ungodly amount of time in the gym.
 

@ Darksock

You are officially Court Jester at Medusa's Apocalypse Shelter For Wayward Degenerates(tm). There will be food and whores. Bring soap.
 

Alternate title: "Five guys named Tony".

No? How 'bout "Brothers from another Mother - Same Uncle"?
 

This is a Choad-point-eight on the Douche scale.
There's more Axe in this picture than at a lumberjack contest.
 

Oh, and some Hai Karate.
 

why do these idiots hang out together while not wearing shirts??? Is that a Jersey douche requirement?
 

wow..not one brain among them...all front liners in the family business...ayyyy...
 

wow..not one brain among them...all front liners in the family business...ayyyy...
 

medusa @ 5:07

Awesome!
 

Damn. Left the flamethrower in the shuttlecraft.
 

Oh save me. I got to witness these douches in person last year right around this time. I was in Miami for WMC and I saw these guys just about everyday. Same time I got to see Joey P. as well, but thankfully I was able to keep my distance, I was up on the balcony, which obviously you have to pay more to get up to since you have to buy bottles but all these douches along with Joey P. were just down by the pool in a sea of 100's, I would have guessed that they wouldn't be caught dead without a cabana and bottles but its obviously all just show...they will do it in their hometown cuz they obviously get hooked up but are obviously too cheap to pay for it when they are partying somewhere else. That just equals even bigger douchebag.
 

this picture should be used in schools to show kids the affect of steroids......what a bunch of fucking tards
 

when did the crypt keeper get a boob job?
 

That is definitely the same girl AND GUY from Fingers McCool http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/11/fingers-mccool.html and the same chick from this Friday Haiku http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/11/friday-haiku_23.html

Wow! She's at least a triple offender and always with horrible outfits and that creepy look in her eyes
 

This makes me ponder..If the backup dancers from michael jackson's thriller video remained undead, drinking the sterilizing fuel of steroids..25 years later..they would look like these fools.
 

I'll bet these guidos left a stain on the driveway