ouch man

brave sir anonymous
 

retarded
 

Akron, REALLY? Akron.

Are we sure this isn't a Christopher Guest Production?
 

Hopefully someone locks the door and burns this club down!
 

Jesus. It's like Three Times One Minus One. Even stupider. And not fake.
 

Thank you GmonE for pronoucing you "name", I was thinking it was jimminee as in Jimminee Christmas you suck.

The remaining 3 members of the Gary Monroe Evans's GmonE Polka-Dotz are still looking for your replacement.
 

Ironically, if you could travel back in time and assassinate Kraftwerk, this never would have happened.
 

Where the party at?
 

LOL, this albino turd just made my afternoon. Thank you DB1.
 

It's like the Ohio Film Board set out to prove that everyone who thinks that the state is full of douchebag wannabe losers and the ugly skanks that love them is right...
 

This reminds me of a college project in an editing class...

Take a really bad song, by a really bad group/rapper, shot by college students with no financial backing and try to make something out of it.

I failed and he failed.
 

Well, on the positive side, it makes Joaquin Phoenix and Shaq look like talented rappers...
 

"Go hed grrr nah tek it two da flow"

Is that Klingon for:

"Hello young miss, might I have this dance perhaps?"

...that's a negative IQ Gmonebag, the pattern is bald.
 

Wait...where's he gonna take it?

Oh yeah, that's right, the back door.
 

I got about as far as the line Db1 quoted.


Hey, current generation that likes rap music:



What the fuck is wrong with you? These people have no fucking talent.

They
Are
TALKING.



If you want to hear talking , maybe put on the evening news and learn something. FUCKTARDS.
 

...but seriously...

Does this sort of shenanigans spell the final gasp of overproduced crappy hip hop? The end of their lifestyle, including gratuitous VIP sections at clubs offering these primitive subhumans a place to hover and perform like horny ferrets on crack? Shitty videos on various music networks subjugating millions of sheeple with low bass thumps and even lower intelligent lyricism, saying it's ok to be a dumbass, as long as you wear the right designer clothes that we tell you to wear, and act in the manner by which we show you, and worst of all...criminally butchering the English language beyond repair.

Let me 'axe' you something indeed.

Let us beg the gods of old, new, hell any gods or people that might remotely be able to help, that this ignorant subculture on the entire planet stumble upon a small ejected mucus clump and fall to its well needed end.
 

I had to stop it at 1:01. When johnny toolbag started throwing wine bottles and calling money "chips" I'd fucking had enough. The idea that a sentient female would spontaneously walk over to this asshat and grab his hand is fucking absurd.

Two to the body, One to the head. Mozambique

Froggy OUT
 

Sweet Jebus, that makes me even more ashamed than I already am to live in Ohio.
 

@Vin Douchal

Hip Hop aka Rap music was invented for tone deaf urban kids who can't sing, and were rejected by local Heshers cause they couldn't grow a proper mullet.
 

While I agree that 95% of hip hop and rap these days is terrible. I do think there are some original and intelligent stuff out there. There's always an exception to the rule IMHO. Think of it as spoken word behind a beat. Krs-One. Roots. Sugar Hill Gang.

Some more knowlegable 'baghunters out there can back me up, no?
 

The only way I made it to the end of this crap was to open the thread window and start reading comments.

I am left to wonder if euthanasia is legal in Ohio, because G-bag is a prime candidate.
 

Okay I tried to watch it a second time and only got to 1:46. Which seemed way longer than it was. Because this truly sucks. In fact it's even worse than I thought it was at first.

This atrocity is dated March 10 of this year. In Ohio. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the unemployment rate in Ohio up above double digits? Yet this spazzhammer thinks it's a good idea to toss around money like confetti? You'd think that kind of conspicuous consumption in these economic times would cause a couple laid off DHL employees to pass by and, I don't know, club him with a tire iron and steal his wallet.

Not that I condone that sort of thing, but really. Jiminy shows no awareness of current events.
 

@anon6:07...you could not possibly be more correct my friend. kudos.



this video is a giant conglomeration of pure shit. not only does the song suck alpaca balls, the editing must have been done by Helen Keller. no offense Helen. what a joke. sure, money can hire all the good-looking girls for your video that you can shake a 5" penis at, but that doesn't mean they like you.

my advice to GmonE would be to stop what you're doing right now and clean my car.


straight up pitiful yo.
 

Hip-Hop/Rap consists of many sub-genres: Gangsta Rap, Crunk(?), mainstream hip-hop/rap, conscious hip-hop, etc.

There are shitty rappers like Soulja Boy, Rick Ross, and Lil Wayne, to name a few. These dudes are giving hip-hop a bad reputation. Always singing about hoes, money and cars. As long as the radio plays their shit they will keep doing their thing.

Nas said it best, hip-hop is dead. There is hope though.
 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

LOL @ "im moving too fast" while he's in slow-mo.

Also Auto-tune was cool for like 3 minutes.... thirty years ago.



So this is how AIG spends their bailout monE...
 

Well fuck. This just pissed me off. I got to 1:14 when the asshat came in with a vocorder. I fucking hate that noise.

This is horrible. It literally pissed me off. I was gonna go get some shit done, but now after hearing this shit I gotta go sit down and listen to something more talent oriented.

I didn't think there could be much worse than that fucking "crunk-core" band Brokencyde or however the fuck you spell it, but then I saw this fucking dick. Fuck. God Damnit. Shit. Ass. Fucking Shit in the Damn Ass I'm Pissed.

Oh and to clarify, there is some good hip hop out there. Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Common, Freeway, and if you wanna get nerdy you can always listen to MC Chris and Lifeseeker. You just have to get under that thick crust of shit that is today's popular rap music. Soulja Boy. I oughta kill you.
 

Ok I might've been too quick to judge, now this is real hip hop:

Jizz In My Pants
 

Oh and JCvD, great avatar.
 

This should really be put up here. He's getting publicity. Douchebags checking themselves out on this page are gonna stumble across this chode and buy his shit. DONT SUPPORT GMONE!!
 

@ Jean Claude Van Douche:

You asked:

Does this sort of shenanigans spell the final gasp of overproduced crappy hip hop?

Of course not. Rock was dead by 1981. That didn't stop Nirvana from trying to flog more mileage out of it, and it sure as shit hasn't stopped those fucktards from Nickelback, every one of which should be neutered because neutering is painful and then gassed to make sure that they can't leave their shitty genes on this palnet in the same way that a large dog leaves a shit on my lawn.

So it goes with hip-hop. I can't think of anything interesting that's been done with the formula in at least a decade. And yet in spite of the genre having clearly run out of track and into a brick wall, there are still shitbags like the asshole making this video who believe in the dream. Third-tier chicks with fifth-tier haircuts, some empty champagne bottles, monopoly money and a busted-up ride with some subs in a box and a muffler that makes it sound like a leafblower and you are on your way to stardom baby.

You gotta feel bad for anyone whose imagination is so bankrupt that this is the very best thing that they could think of to do with their lives.
 

GmonE makes Soulja Boy sound like Tupac.
 

@RAPETIME

Indeed...but did you watch the Jizz In My Pants vid? There's hope for hip hop yet.
 

@ Jean Claude Van Douche:

I am familiar with The Lonely Island. Those guys are fucking awesome.
 

Anyone saying this tool is as bad as it gets has clearly not been exposed to Hollywood Undead.

YouTube it yourself. I refuse to post a link.
 

There are many good rap groups still making music. Here are some of my favorites:

The Roots
Jurassic 5
Talib Kweli
k-os
Lupe Fiasco

This video is so funny, I'm crying laughing.
 

Thank you. I have decided to cancel my trip to Ohio. If the situation improves, please let me know.
 

Thanks guys (Pfah, JCvD, Archi, others). You said it better than I.

Douche on!
 

I don't think this was what Easy-E and Ice-T had in mind when the rap culture started in LA in the late 90s; those guys were angry and wanted to express that anger thru rapping. GmonE is a no-talent hack wanna be who wouldn't know rap if it came up and sodomized him.

I'd rather listen to DJ Bello talk about his lame ass party & jerk around like he's got ants in his pants than watch this fool again

I seriously kept waiting for him to sing "I Jizzed In My Pants"...it almost had the same beat, yet the Lonely Island song is sooo much better

This? SUCKED.
 

@Pfah:

The 5" penis line slayed me. Lolololol...
 

I coughed, I gagged, I crapped my pants!



I didn't make it past :21
 

If anyone has lost all respect for hip hop by listening to this tool I highly recommend you go out and buy Reflection Eternal (Talib Kweli and DJ Hi-Tek): Train of Thought.

Easily one of the best hip hop albums I've ever listened to.
 

American society is fucked.

That we all don't rise up and slay everyone involved in this travesty it testament to our condemnation.

hehe.
 

He spelled his own name incorrectly. Clearly he meant "GnomE."

GnomE, you are no Brokencyde. Their shorties don't go for hand-holding. They pull their panties down, and only THEN do they take their pants off. Ponder the topology of that, son.
 

Oh and on behalf of Darksock, because I know we're all lazy, here's a link to that god awful group, Hollywood Undead. We can only hope they all die in a car fire.
 

I saw your Douchebag oggling stlye shouted out on Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallon on Monday. Pretty cool.
 

there is LOTS of good rap/hiphop out there...

deltron, dr octogon, atmosphere, old outkast, cocoa brovaz, blackalicious, mf doom, witchdoctor, wutang, grave diggaz, heltah skeltah, dead prez..to name a few.

sadly its been completely overtaken by this shit, and now i am in agreement with Nas that rap is dead.
 

Okay DB1,
How the fuck do you reconcile this video w/ Auden. No fucking way.

Wait.




The collapse of empires is always close at hand.

Cheers DB1 to your soothsaying.
 

I like the way he pronunces ''ass''...

ayass!
 

Ohio... Film... Office.

Ohio... Film... Office.

Ohio... Film... Office.
 

It's Like an Atreyu Song; Ohio is for Douchebags.
 

I made it 20 seconds into that Hollywood Undead song before my ears started bleeding...blech, that's worse than GmanDouchebag....
 

Granted, this is a lot like arguing about whether one turd is smellier than another, but I'll say it: GnomE is worse than Hollywood Undead. Until proven otherwise, GnomE retains the title of worst thing ever.
 

@ Brian and everyone else talking shit about Ohio-

as a native Ohioan, ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha. It's totally true and quite funny. This place does suck horribly.

Army of Douche-ness
 

ok i didnt listen to this with audio the first time, just took it as purely visual spectacle....I could rap better and never once have i ever claimed to be able to rap

"Don't talk the talk if you cant walk the walk, phony niggas is outlined in chalk"- Rebel Inspectah Deck

Army of DOuche-ness
 

How old is this video? I'm pretty sure GmonE is just Fat Joe before he got fat, rich, or talented (relatively speaking).

There should be laws where scrote chunks like this can be put in the stocks for small children to taunt and throw rotten fruit at.
 

daaaaaanceflo!!!!!
 

Ohio is where the party is at.
 

Dude that video was cheap and "GmonE"is doucher than a factory of Summer's Eve.
 

Suddenly Ohio is the 50th state.

Life is good in Mississippi. And all this time I thought we'd have to make Puerto Rico a state to get off the bottom.
 

@darksock

There's never a worry about being 50th when West Virginia is still in the union.
 

Wait-
Ohio has a Film Office?






Chrissie , your city is dead and now this waste of oxygen is pissing on it. Way to go Ohio indeed.
 

Why is the Ohio Film Office doing this to us? What have we ever done to them?
 

Just one more reason to stay the Fvck away from Ohio.

ASvBJust one more reason to stay the Fvck away from Ohio.

ASvB
 

That's it, he is officially out of the White-Peoples-Club.
 

Oh fuck, my earrrth both hurt!
 

as an ohio native, i just curled up in the fetal position and vomited in my lap
 

I think we need to start putting chlorine in the "bottle service" drinks to start cleansing the gene pool. This makes me hate my species even more.
 

Nice to know that even professional productions can now only get girls tinged with skank. I'll be bold enough to give HCwDB credit for that.
 

Oh, and gotta give Rhianna credit for that too. Anybody else think that a video of her bf beating the snot out of her while she moans in ecstasy would just be the Rosetta Stone of porn?
 

Exquisite verbiage, rhyme, and cadence for someone with significant MR and frontal lobe dysfunction. The sad part is this is Ohio's best.
 

Did you guys spot the Waldo in the horizontal red and white striped shirt on the "dance flo"?
 

Loved the Three Times One Minus One reference an earlier commenter made. Classic Mr. Show.

I was looking for the bar code tat on the back of his neck. I really thought this was an intro to Hitman 5.
 

unfortunately, he was turned down for the lead role in hitman.