Friday, March 27, 2009
Friday Thoughts and Links
Scrunchybag reminds me of when MoMA ran that great Picasso exhibit a few years ago.
Yasmine Chiquita reminds me that hips with meat can also be lampchop gnaw-worthy.
It's Friday and the DB1 relaxes in his chair with a porcelain cup of Night Train Fortified Wine, and stares into the Los Angeles haze.
Two squirrels are fighting on the palm tree by my window. One of them has a faux hawk.
Stupid douchey squirrel. I pee on your acorn.
And that, my friends, is my Friday Thought: I pee on your acorn.
Here's your links:
Mildly amusing parody, Honest College Ad, with a fun HCwDB surprise at the end.
Cock Shots. Don't have time to screw up your balls? Now you do.
Comedy Douche Vortex, Dane Cook, has issues with his brother. I almost feel bad for the spikey haired scrotewank.
The Worst (Best) Tramp Stamp
You know what the world needs more of? Shocker gloves. Classy.
This could be the greatest movie trailer of all time: Cat Shit One
HCwDB musical band leader Vin Douchal unleashes his latest opus, dedicated to Bra!!, Bra! The Gun Show.
And finally... the moment you've all been waiting for...
Samurai Scrote shreds. It's not in stereo. It's in Metaphysiceo. (edit: link fixed)
Okay, you've been good. Here's your Friday Ass Pear.
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"SS Shreds" link is busted. I think it's supposed to be this: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=4161215
# posted by 
: 1:40 PM
: 1:40 PM
Vin Douchal... man that was awesome BRA! But seriously very cool.
- Douchey Smurf
- Douchey Smurf
# posted by : 1:40 PM
: 1:40 PM
And if this "Lenny D." really is the legendary SS, then here's his (cached) MySpace page: http://tinyurl.com/ss-myspace
# posted by : 1:46 PM
: 1:46 PM
also, I don't know how I feel about Sam Scrote being real- I thought he was a diety?
# posted by : 1:53 PM
: 1:53 PM 
More ass pear puh-lease...
I am glad that the tramp stamp did not go unnoticed...at first glance, it may appear "normal"...but two almost alien chicks licking a penis...across your back?!
I am glad that the tramp stamp did not go unnoticed...at first glance, it may appear "normal"...but two almost alien chicks licking a penis...across your back?!
# posted by : 2:04 PM
: 2:04 PM
I think we can safely say that this has been the week of Samürai Scrøote.
Speaking of which, ain’t it about time he receives his place in the HoS? Before the take-down request? I mean, we have the legendary thread of death (as you can see from the last few posts over there) and we have the multiple appearances. Almost 10k ‘retard certified’ comments.
What say you boss?
Anyways, I’m leaving the country for a few days, so I’ll catch the rest of you witty bass turds on the flip-side.
Cheers!
Speaking of which, ain’t it about time he receives his place in the HoS? Before the take-down request? I mean, we have the legendary thread of death (as you can see from the last few posts over there) and we have the multiple appearances. Almost 10k ‘retard certified’ comments.
What say you boss?
Anyways, I’m leaving the country for a few days, so I’ll catch the rest of you witty bass turds on the flip-side.
Cheers!
Excellent Links today!
I friended Lenny D/Sam and am gonna send him my pic when i dressed up like him!
Army of Douche-ness
I friended Lenny D/Sam and am gonna send him my pic when i dressed up like him!
Army of Douche-ness
# posted by : 2:06 PM
: 2:06 PM
Someone call an ambulance - that bag is having a stroke. On second thoughts wait another ten minutes until he stops moving. Then phone the ambulance.
He's also apparently farting a paper streamer out of his ass. That must be a fucking lively party he is at. "Hey, wheatsheafs. Dare you to stick this Party Popper up your butt"
He's also apparently farting a paper streamer out of his ass. That must be a fucking lively party he is at. "Hey, wheatsheafs. Dare you to stick this Party Popper up your butt"
# posted by : 2:44 PM
: 2:44 PM
Cat Shit One! class!
i love the scene with the bunny ditching his rifle for his pistol.
you know, forcing japan to shun post war military rearmament and therefore freeing up it's economy to invest in scientific and technological advancement was one of your better moves america. now everyone can reap the rewards of robots, reliable cars, quality anime and used school girl panties vending machines.
rock on japanese type people.
i love the scene with the bunny ditching his rifle for his pistol.
you know, forcing japan to shun post war military rearmament and therefore freeing up it's economy to invest in scientific and technological advancement was one of your better moves america. now everyone can reap the rewards of robots, reliable cars, quality anime and used school girl panties vending machines.
rock on japanese type people.
# posted by : 2:59 PM
: 2:59 PM
Cat Shit One is awesome!...that's actually a remake/continuation of the original CatShitOne which was set in the Vietnam War. Bunnies being American good guys and Cats being Vietnamese bad guys...great stuff.
Can we get like and AssPear of the day going? I mean, we put up with all the scrote, a little ass to balance it all out would help. I think that would be super...and by super...I mean I'd get a boner.
Can we get like and AssPear of the day going? I mean, we put up with all the scrote, a little ass to balance it all out would help. I think that would be super...and by super...I mean I'd get a boner.
What's with Creepster McFohawk just over Stroke-Bag's right shoulder?
I swear he's trying to skull fuck me with his eyes.
And I do not appreciate that Mr. McFohawk.
I swear he's trying to skull fuck me with his eyes.
And I do not appreciate that Mr. McFohawk.
# posted by : 3:08 PM
: 3:08 PM
Scrunchybag is the Heat Miser. All others are posers. Yasmine Chiquita has curves in all the right places, too. Grrrrrowlllll!
I like the latest Ass Pear, too. : )
I like the latest Ass Pear, too. : )
Yasmine Chiquita is so smoking that not only is his face being melted off by her tasty woman thang, his left nipple and testicle have been torn from his being and are rolling down his pants leg.
Have we seen Yasmine Chiquita before? She looks familiar, like when you see a porn star on TV with her clothes on but don't recognize her ...
Have we seen Yasmine Chiquita before? She looks familiar, like when you see a porn star on TV with her clothes on but don't recognize her ...
someone please explain to me what the fuck the pacing back and forth across the stage is supposed to signify?
They look like they are protesting are on strike...
They look like they are protesting are on strike...
Re. Shocker Gloves.
If you really need the fingers color-coded, they should probably have an L and an R on them too.
We have abdicated the right to wonder why the rest of the world hates us.
If you really need the fingers color-coded, they should probably have an L and an R on them too.
We have abdicated the right to wonder why the rest of the world hates us.
...and I just read on The Smoking Gun that douchebag ShamWow Vince nearly got his tongue severed by a drunk ho during a love connection gone bad in Miami recently. Yes, there are mug shots.
This is going to be a great weekend.
This is going to be a great weekend.
# posted by : 5:29 PM
: 5:29 PM
Hips don't lie, dude, hips don't lie. Whatever that dumb lyric is supposed to mean...
# posted by : 5:55 PM
: 5:55 PM
The Gun Show== "yeeeeeeeeeeeBraaaah!"
And Samurai Scrote is mediocre at best. seriously.
--VS
And Samurai Scrote is mediocre at best. seriously.
--VS
# posted by : 6:05 PM
: 6:05 PM
Scrunchybag has apparently come in his pants due to proximity to Yasmine Chiquita.
I would too.
I would too.
# posted by : 6:13 PM
: 6:13 PM
And I think that Tramp Stamp is brilliant. Any bleeth that embraces the value of a double blowjob by branding it on her body is a bleeth worth marrying.
# posted by : 6:15 PM
: 6:15 PM
There are five people in this picture.
That guy is winking.
That woman is chubby.
That guy is winking.
That woman is chubby.
# posted by : 6:17 PM
: 6:17 PM
I was beginning to dread Fridays around here. Thank G-d for Ass Pear. I'm sure that's heresy of some sort.
Cat Shit One is awesome, but best trailer ever? I offer evidence to the contrary: Hobo With a Shotgun.
"I'm sleeping in your bloody carcasses tonight!"
"I'm sleeping in your bloody carcasses tonight!"
Jesus Christ... i pretty much went to Quendleton University, in my nightmare it was called UC Irvine.
# posted by : 10:38 PM
: 10:38 PM
oh FUCK didn't somebody once say that something super duper would happen if we ever HEAR what comes of Samurai Scrote's guitar? where's my fucking bomb shelter?!
oh and i usually don't look at video links because they either require subscription or registration (so yes, most of Medusa's video links i haven't seen yet *sob*) but after seeing Cat Shit One i've decided that a YouTube registration may be necessary in the future.
@ Mr. White
Thank you for sharing Hobo with the world.
Wait, what was he doing on a sub?
More handi than capable today....
Thank you for sharing Hobo with the world.
Wait, what was he doing on a sub?
More handi than capable today....
at least with the shocker glove, the item description basically says you're gonna be a huge douche if you buy them
and it looks like I was right about samurai scrote being a steve vai douche
and it looks like I was right about samurai scrote being a steve vai douche
I reckon it's inevitable when you post so many Friday links with one pic, but hardly a comment has been made on the pic, and plenty on the links.
That works.
Scrunchybag in Argyle does remind me of the manor house kitchen floor after he's had a few drinks of Sapphire Bombay Gin.
By that, I mean the tile pattern, and the smashed face where he fell out of disorientation from trying not to step on the cracks while drunk, then puking all over the place.
And his hair resembles the mop used to clean it.
And she resembles the housemaid using the mop.
That works.
Scrunchybag in Argyle does remind me of the manor house kitchen floor after he's had a few drinks of Sapphire Bombay Gin.
By that, I mean the tile pattern, and the smashed face where he fell out of disorientation from trying not to step on the cracks while drunk, then puking all over the place.
And his hair resembles the mop used to clean it.
And she resembles the housemaid using the mop.
# posted by : 1:45 AM
: 1:45 AM
P.S. VIN DOUCHAL...
You write very good stuff, please keep on doin' it, again and again and again.
You write very good stuff, please keep on doin' it, again and again and again.
# posted by : 1:46 AM
: 1:46 AM
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@ Smurf, Jonesy, Vinny, Whoop-di: Thanks
This is why I do it, my brethren, for the collective chuckle.
The Donkey Douche tune was written out of rage and spite, the Bra! tune out of awe and admiration.
This is why I do it, my brethren, for the collective chuckle.
The Donkey Douche tune was written out of rage and spite, the Bra! tune out of awe and admiration.
VinDouchal...
You've inspired me. From now on I will work tirelessly to invent a time machine so I can go back in time and learn how to play an instrument so we can start a band together.
Well, that and make a ton buying MSFT, AAPL HD and a ton of other stocks on their IPO day. And then shorting those same ones come August of 2008.
You've inspired me. From now on I will work tirelessly to invent a time machine so I can go back in time and learn how to play an instrument so we can start a band together.
Well, that and make a ton buying MSFT, AAPL HD and a ton of other stocks on their IPO day. And then shorting those same ones come August of 2008.
# posted by : 10:52 AM
: 10:52 AM
I'm embarrassed to admit I know who Yasmine Chiquita is. She was on an abomination of a show called True Beauty. The turd of reality shows was produced by Ashton Kutcher and Tyra Banks, that should tell you something.
Ps Don't judge, I smoke a lot of weed.
Ps Don't judge, I smoke a lot of weed.
# posted by : 1:24 PM
: 1:24 PM
There is a photo on LennyD/SamScrote's Myspace page with him standing amid a group of girls who have his initials 'LD' sewn on to their clothes.
Is that possibly the biggest douchebag move ever recorded on this site? That is epic.
Is that possibly the biggest douchebag move ever recorded on this site? That is epic.
# posted by : 5:49 PM
: 5:49 PM
Sam Scrote's real name is Lenny? It just doesn't seem right.
@ Vin Douchal--if you don't get nominated for a grammy, there is no fucking justice in this world.
I'm not sure what cat shit has to do with what I just watched, but I must see more. And, Steve L., Please, get with the program already. Much degenerate smut awaits you, and it's all free.
Fuck Dane Cook, with Fish Slap.
@ Vin Douchal--if you don't get nominated for a grammy, there is no fucking justice in this world.
I'm not sure what cat shit has to do with what I just watched, but I must see more. And, Steve L., Please, get with the program already. Much degenerate smut awaits you, and it's all free.
Fuck Dane Cook, with Fish Slap.
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=55505338993&ref=mf
Jump into about 2:15 to hear Samurai Scrote talk about his gangster string ties.
Jump into about 2:15 to hear Samurai Scrote talk about his gangster string ties.
# posted by : 1:35 PM
: 1:35 PM
I am ashamed to say that i have seen this "Scrunchybag" way too many times in Jersey clubs like D'Jais and Deko... and the truth is, he is more of a flamer than his flamin fake blond spike haircut. He is one of the biggest queers i have ever unfortunately encountered. And although this pic may lead some to believe otherwise, unlike most fags, more girls cant stand him than those that do.
Now excuse me while i go vomit till i rid my brain this image.
Now excuse me while i go vomit till i rid my brain this image.
# posted by : 8:36 AM
: 8:36 AM
The college commercial was priceless. I'm sure neighboring offices were wondering, "What the hell is BillDouchiest laughing at?"
# posted by : 8:49 AM
: 8:49 AM
Yasmine Chiquita is Laura Leigh
http://bodacioushotties.com/lauraleigh/index_home.htm
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