Amazingly, this looks WORSE than DJ Bello's busted-ass apartment & $60 Ikea picture.

Also, if you have to wear a marijuana medallion & make a peace sign while taking a picture, you are NOT a gangsta.

She looks 15....
 

Who says the disease of stupidity does not bear physical evidence?

Nothing says "search my backpack" louder than a pale douche in need of a shave sporting some mary ja wanna bling, a doofy hat, and fucktarded glasses.

Fuck him and his parents.

Kimmy, with a smile like that you should be tempting med school students, not wankers like this.
 

Ouch... this one hurts. I've mentioned before in earlier threads that I'm usually not too shaken up by the hotts going for the 'bags, since the reason we're here is to ease the frustration of it by bringing the mock.

But this girl... MAMA MIA. I can honestly say that for the first time ever, I feel a dagger in my chest because a hottie of this caliber is diggin' a douche like that.

Why? WHY? WHY???

Ouch. (*wimper*)
 

Probably a loving baby sister who thinks her big bro is "like, cool!" They're so innocent sometimes.

Yeah, she doesn't seem very old - "barely legal" if so. But she will grow up to be a delightful looking woman.
 

she's 12!
 

i bet he gave her 10 dollars off her 1/8th to take the picture. i also bet the medallion never gets worn outside his dorm room. but other than that he is living the life.
she is cute for the jr division, and if i saw her at a reputable strip club i would tip her.
 

If he thinks he's "gangsta," that's clearly "what a fool believes."
 

So's like y'all be hatin' onna bag, but5 man he's like pimp out muthafuckaz and he be stylin wit' a hottie so's like you hataz don't be so down on da bro cuz like he's fuckin kewl dude and knows what it like to be pimpin.

Oh lordy bullshit.

He a fucking douchebag.

He is the face of armageddon.
 

Great example of the suburban stonerbag in his native element...his parent's house.

She, barely (probably not even) legal and yet so deliciously delectable she can talk her way out of the inevitable arrest once stonerbag gets busted.
 

He looks like he'd be obnoxious if you were around him. One of those guys you just wanna punch.

She looks like jailbait, but there's only one way to find out.

See, I like to find the line, and then gently caress it until it shivers.
 

Somehow the giant novelty marichuana bling gives me pause, and I don't feel like there's adequate evidence of true douchebaggery at work here. What concerns me is that these two seem completely oblivious to the hole in space/time forming just over Kimmy's left shoulder.


The band of honey skin peeking from below Kimmy's teal tank is why Homer wrote the Odyssey.
 

I'd beat him senseless with that 5-leaf necklace for the chance to kiss the toe ring that Kimmy bought back in freshman year that has been collecting dust behind her dorm-room bed for the past 4 years.
 

I'll be less devastated if this is just the guy that gets her the occasional dimebag. I can handle kids on drugs... not baby Hotts on DJ Bello wannabes.
 

"When the shit goes down ...
You better be preppy"
 

Does Kimmy have the mumps? Don't get me wrong--I'm not saying I wouldn't tag her in the bottom bunk of her dorm room while her less attractive roommate has to listen from the top bunk. I got my MMR vaccine, after all.
 

I'll bet that ass has the mumps.

Beautiful, beautiful mumps...
 

@ Al CaDouche 8:36 PM

DJ Bello wannabe! i think you're on to something there sir!

and the phrase "DJ Bello wannabe" is also causing horrible hallucinations in my brain.

more horrible is the thought that Doobie Brother has bagged a hott 3x hotter than anything that has appeared next to DJ Bellow.

oh the humanity...
 

She needs to catch the Skokie Swift and get the hell outta there before her Daddy catches them. NOW.
 

I bet this asshole says he's a DJ but only spins for mediocre parties once every other month.
 

This is a particularly rage-inducing photo. This guy's only reggae album is Bob Marley's "Legend". A staple of dorm rooms for quite some time. Let's just call him a future Trustafarian. His parent's are giving up and will just pay him to move out sooner or later.

She's cute. That's all I will say.
 

As someone from Skokie I would very much like it stricken from this entry. Associating this Douch with my hometown might lower property values.
 

Jared: Yo? Anybody home?
Kimmy: Yeah, I'm here! One second. Did you bring the weed? And the condoms and the beer?
Jared: Yeah? Hey? Where are you?
Kimmy: Be right out! I just wanna change my shirt, okay? Have a seat!
Craig Hansen: I'm Craig Hansen from Doucheline NBC. Have a seat...
 

That guy had to pop a lot of balloons at the county fair to win that stylin neck gear.

Chick is all kinds of cute... but judging by her bedroom wall she's all of 15.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Oh no.....they finally found the legendary lost Color Me Badd member
 

She is "get to the gym early to make sure you have a good view of the elliptical machine she will be on for the next 45 minutes" hot. He will be at home eating Doritos and masturbating to the picture in High Times of the guy in Mexico that developed a new strain of hydroponic weed.
 

He must've learned his smooth technique at
Summer Camp.
 

She's got a bit of a "Howdy Doody" thing going. Which is cool if you're into puppets. And by puppets, I mean wood.
 

Well done, Kimmy, you pert, delectable little slice of underage muff. You've broken a few hundred hearts today, and it's not even lunchtime.

Eat it, Jared.

Fuck Fung.
 

Kimmy is all kinds of delightful barely-18-ness! I would tear that shit UP!
 

I remember little Kimmy, who hasn't changed a bit since junior high in 1974, except for the green nail polish.

I didn't bang her then, either.
 

Can Kimmy go into the Hall of Hott when she turns 16?
 

That chick is so underage. Somebody get her a fake ID, stat(utory)!
 

Cherubic must be the word of the day. Cherubic. Cherubic. Cherubic.

-Ponderonymous
 

I once had a Doobie bag friend. I often wonder what ever happened to him....
 

My attorney advises that I refrain from comment on this photograph.
 

@ DarkSock

I thought I told you to get new counsel!
 

Skokie. BWAAHAHAAAHAHAAAA!

Goodness, Kimmy. You can do better than that. But her delicate little hand resting just above his belt buckle tells me she's already infected. It's only a matter of time before she gets those cute little teacup titties blown up to DD's and gets haystack hair. And doves will indeed cry.
 

And, not caring about the backlash, I will say this:

Fuck Bob Marley.

Peter Motherfuckin' Tosh.

That is all.
 

Daddy's gonna be pissed Weedy McBlunt busted the f**k outta his antique mirror.

I'm gonna get busted if my eye's linger on Kimmy a bit too long, won't I?
 

What serendipity, he holds up the number of fingers that enumerates the number of barrels on the device her father is cleaning this very minute.

--VS
 

Kimmy is an angel, a dance-team ponytailed pixie with a pouty pucker. Tiny waist..so tiny your hands almost reach all the way around as you lift her off the ground to throw her face down on the couch.

Laptop in background opened to HCWDB
 

Skokie? Seriously? Damn, if this is what the town's come to, I'm glad I bailed out 20 years ago (probably around the time this tool was born)!
 

thats a SUNY Albany dorm, there are way bigger douches than that walking around, at least he burns.
 

if I was in this room, I would send the flying suka elbow right between the glasses. what is this little boy hanging out with 13 yr olds anyway