I've heard of beer goggles, but Pepsi goggles? Bra?
 

I know that Bra!! is growing on us, but I still can't stifle an internal monologue that sounds like:

"Please be with the guy on the right. Please be with the guy on the right. Please be with the guy on the right. Please be with the guy on the right..."

She is radiant.
 

No Bra... Fuck You!!
 

Even though Maria really liked Rick, she hated when he brought his little brother Stewie along.

Stewie hadn't been the same since he crushed his skull during an ill-fated spring break keg stand.

Stewie's last intelligible words were 'Duuuuuuude, check this oooo...."
 

Despite hours of valet training, Dickweed McGoggles could never remember he was supposed to let the customers out of the car.
 

That wrist band has "Sonic and Tails" on it ( it was in the bargain bin at the AM PM Mini-Mart).


Don't hate on Bra!!
 

Brotoplasm, I totally look like Snoopy.
 

Pinworm Rosengoggles was born with the unfortunate habit of spraying his words in his own eyes.
 

When we told you to be like Michael Phelps we meant bring the bong
 

NOBODY expects the spanish douchequision.
 

Looks like the Bro-muda triangle in the back of that car.
 

Bra! once got ocular crabs, but is prepared this time for his arabian goggle nights.
 

whoever is trying to poke him in the eye is not trying hard enough


she is lovely!
 

Eurodouche with Eurohot. Cross-Atlantic Level 12 Douchitis is the diagnosis.
 

Bra! forgot to remove his bukkake shield before heading to church last Sunday.
 

Mike Plover and his girlfriend, Tina Larocca, went out on the town with his retarded younger brother, Jeff.

Jeff is profoundly retarded. He wears goggles because he tend to poke himself in the eye. here, we can seem him attempting this behaviour. As you can see, the goggles are a real godsend to Mr and Mrs Plover, and certain make it easier for Mike and Tina when they take Jeff out for his annual visit to Disneyland.

The photo was taken by the cab driver for Mr and Mrs Plover, as proof that Tina and Mike didn't just lock Jeff up in a closet so they could go clubbing or hit the beach at night in Santa Monica to "watch the submarine races".

Calling Jeff an idiot is redundant, but saying he's stupid is cruel. He didn't ask to be born with sections of his brain having all the complexity of sodium chloride.

It may appear that Jeff is flipping off the camera, but in fact, he really has no idea what he's doing other than muttering

"me go poopy, me go poopy"

because his diapers are full.
 

That guy on the right almost seems like a half reasonable human being capable of mediocre rationale. So why isn't he puchin Bra! in the face? WHY?!
 

Ted, on the left, hopes to get Natalie's dad to invest in his new business scheme-- The Short Limo: "Superior Rides for the Affluent Mentally Challenged".

--VS
 

Mark, on the right, is his marketing manager: 'You see, Natalie, even though Ted is a retard, he knows the market, and he is well connected within the wealthy retarded community. More importantly, he has a passion for plush rides, and at the same time understands the details, like why they have to have liquid-resistant upholstery.'

--VS
 

...just because he has to *be* driven doesn't mean he *isn't* driven, y'see?

--VS
 

Douche Unto Others @ 6:06-- It is plausible that she's with "guy on the right". The angle of her body places her wedged under "right" with his arm draped over suckle-thigh. Goggle-scrote is most likely his friend she tolerates...until she's douchemmunocomprimized and then...aarghhh!!! Ohhh, the horror.
 

Bra! remembered his bukakke shield for his Glory Hole Confessional this Sunday.
 

Bra says, "It's like windshield wipers, only for my face!"

I just hope they remembered to bring his favorite book, "Everybody Poops."

"Bunny go POO POO!"
 

"Chyea bra, right hurr! Good thing I had my goggs on or dat money shot would've blinded me, Brackenspiel!"
 

All your Goggles are belong to us.
 

broseidon, lord of the brocean
 

He is pointing. at. his. goggles.
 

Honestly, I almost didn't notice the Brah-choad.

I locked on the Hottie.

She makes me want to re-fight the Spanish civil war just for a chance to sniff her day old, dainty burps.
 

oh my fuck how great it would be to punch him in his O-face and shatter those gaygles in his eyes permanently blinding him. Then, and only then, would justice be close to being served
 

oh my fuck how great it would be to punch him in his O-face and shatter those gaygles in his eyes permanently blinding him. Then, and only then, would justice be close to being served
 

It's Anakin Scrotewalker from the Phantom Menace flying the podracer thingy around.
 

Something about this choad makes me think of Elvis. Without the singing, of course.
Er, TROY....
NOT even near being profoundly retarded. Those folks are bedridden and totally grunts and moans uncommunicative. Nor is he even severely retarded. This guy isn't even giving off vibes of moderate retardation. MAYBE mild. I would like to proffer that he is a mere DOOFUS. That makes him responsible for his doucheosity.
 

Dude on the right has a see through shirt with no undershirt, he get's at least an almost-douche.

Don't be so taken up by the profanely gesticulating Douchey McScrot on the left to miss that!

And Douchey McScrot, I give you two choices- either I will rip out your eyes and beat you to death with your optic nerves or you can rape yourself with a beer bottle. (Yes, it does have to be a forty. No, you may not use lube.) Why do you ask? It's not for your douchetastic eyewear. Oh no. It is because you have seen an authentically 10/10 Hott in the flesh and I did not.
 

That girl is adorable.
 

She's lovely
 

It's like looking into the honeyed eyes of an angel. O Beatrice, why are you smiling? what are you doing with these douches? why are not on display in a museum somewhere? Aren't there secret retreats in the swiss alps for hott like you?
Has you beauty blinded the men beside you? Has it made dark glasses clear, and reduced normal dudes to dumbly staring invalids. Would you be kind enough to reduce me to such a state of incapacity and bliss?

-Snaggledouche
 

Come, Brandywine Goodness Goddess, it's me, Bono. Come get into the limo with Larry Mullen, Jr. and me and you will please go Vertigo not after we drop Rufies in your Guinness but as we talk re: freeing Africa from the IMF and how...Be she out yet, Larry Mullen, Jr.?
 

The goggles! They do nothing!
 

Broquetus.
 

i saw this pic and screamed FAAAAAAAHK at the top of my lungs. and as i screamed, my life force exited my mouth and was consumed by Mia Sara Quartasian Hott's equally seductive sister.

true story. so now i'm a zombie.

grrrrshhhhhhhgrrrrooooooowllllll
 

BRA! Oh this is the harbinger of a good day when the first thing I see after firing up the old laptop is BRA! flipping me off.
And take a look at that perky package of suckle-worthy goodness in the middle of that choad sandwich. Her lips may be smiling but her eyes scream "RESCUE ME!". Fear not Jana, I'm on my way.
 

Bra! Я всегда носить мои очки, когда смешивание кислоты и основания!!!
 

Bra! shows his solidarity with testicular cancer survivors everywhere by making the famous "one ball" salute.
 

Wow, nice Chinese advertising from whoever "sexy" is. I'd be deleting that.

It does seem nearly appropriate, due to the fact that somewhere far off in the night, Kim Jong Il weeps for his missing glasses. (okay, same subcontinent)

"You ah wuthress Arec Barrdwin!"
 

"Matt Damon!!!"
 

"Sweet Bra!! I look like Bono in these shades! Bono rocks!! I rock!! Hey Bra, don't I look like Bono in these shades?!?!

The smallest things in life can make the mentally challenged truly happy. We should all be so lucky . . .
 

I agree with "sexy." 100%.
 

You're awesome Bra!!!
 

THIS IS WHAT DOUCHEBAGS IN DES MOINES LOOK LIKE
 

what in Can't Hardly Wait hell is this?
 

stealing Bonor's faglasses is cool wit me, I vote nottadoosh.
 

Someone please find out who that woman is?
 

Brah! You've got blower's cramp broski!
 

bra! check out my bono gogs, broheim!
it's a breautiful daaayyyy!!!
 

I'm happy for massengill, who has clearly found a hot Russian bride. : )
 

I really hope that this is just seconds before homeboy in the white shirt smashes goggle tits through the fucking window.

If I must live with the fact that one of these two jokers likely made sweet, sweet love to a woman that can only be described as the naughty olive skinned angel of my perverted dreams, then it has to be the one without scrote goggles. It just has to be.

Ut -oh, here come the tears, and my boss just told me no more crying over hots, it's "unprofessional." Fuck you Tad, this is serious.
 

"Bra!!ggles"
 

Anon @ 9:22-welcome to HCwDB & 'round these parts, we have a legendary Douche named Bra! (aka Brosephus! Broheim! etc). He is harmless, but also a major, major douchebag. He has a star tatooed on his bicep, which he likes to show off at every opportunity. He's a major party animal & has an uncanny ability to attract pretty girls into his radius. Hence, he is a douche and does not get a nottadouche pass.
 

That chick is seriously cute.

and by seriously cute I mean it-puts-the-lotion-on-its-skin-or-else-it-gets-the-hose-again cute
 

Its really nice that the girl from wonder years has the heart to include her 2 MRDD cousins in an evening filled with under your breath comments from the mob such as, "she cant be fuckin him.....or him" and "i cant even jerk off to her later due to her affiliation with the Jerry Lewis Telethon"

and is that the rocketeer?
 

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