no more yanky my wanky.
 

make that "yankee my wanky".
 

Seahawks suck!
 

He is a straw stealer. Cheap bastard.
 

Mammories,
Light the corners of my mind
Monsterous flesh-colored mammories
are being fondled by a turd.
 

Another reason to be an Astros fan (and it ain't for the pitching staff).
 

After finishing his garden salad and diet coke, Julian liked to cuddle with his best girlfriend in the Purple Tulip restaurant and talk about the cup sizes of the Yankees starting line up.
 

Are they eating poop? I don't see Crimson Ted anywhere.
 

Vladimir stares stone-faced at the camera in an attempt to be intimidating. Look again and you can see the fear of rejection in his eyes.
 

How cute - alcoholics mating.
 

This guy has got to be on the juice. You don't get to be that big of a douchebag naturally.
 

Anyone cradling an armful of titties should be overjoyed.

Which is why I want to slap this dude in the face with a manhole cover.

Trade places with me, dude. Sitting in a tattoo shop drinking tepid coffee and ranting on the internet, versus sitting at a table after a good meal, with an armload of bubbly jubblies. We'll see who can grin like the Cheshire Cat, you hammerhead.
 

I'm just glad that no one has yet noticed the huge number of douchey cubs fans. As soon as DB1 turns his withering glare to the cubs I'll have to pull down all the pictures on myspace before medusa can mock me.
 

@anon12:05...you're right, last season my Seahawks did indeed suck. but this next season, we'll make the playoffs.
 

@ Medusa

Would you like to cradle my bubbly jubblies?
I have a nice crisp $5 bill if you say yes.



Newest idea for band name: Armful of Titties.


(save it Anon. I already know 4 out of 5 of your next jokes; limp dick)
 

I bet this guy is actually going to play for the Yankees one day.

"FUCKING SERIOUSLY DUDE. I'M GONNA DO IT."
 

Poo poo ka douche, Mrs. Robinson




sorry, couldn't help myself......
 

BTW

could be worse, could be a RED SOX HAT!!!!!!!







(wait for it.......)
 

Miss me plinky?

I've been watching. You're right to think that I would think Armful of Titties would suck.
 

Yeah we do suck. So sue us.
 

Somewhere, in Bellmore, Long Island:

Bubbly-Jubbly: Mark, you wanna go to da mawl with me later?

Joe Douche-maggio: SHUT THE FAWK UP! CAN'T YOU SEE DA GAME IS ON YOU DUMB WHORE!

BJ: I'm sorry baby, I just...

JD: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE TAWKING? THAT'S ALL YOU DO IS TAWK TAWK TAWK! CAN'T YOU SEE THE FAWKIN' YANKS ARE ON?

Bubbly-Jubbly goes upstairs to have a cry. She knows Joe treats her "like gawbage," but she thinks he loves her anyway.

Then Mr. White sneaks in through the bedroom window with a bottle of malt liquor and a tube of KY jelly.
 

A-Roidouche...
 

Sans colar, not bling, no visible tats, and if there is spiky hair under the caps, you can't see it here.

Sadly, I think this deserves a "notadouch" pass.
 

Andy was so stupid that when Tawnya got the hiccups he gave her the Heimlich and squeezed so hard she inadvertantly coughed up half of the males' DNA from the lower Bronx.
 

i'm too cool to get a name.
 

I say we use his neck for a tee, first one to dislodge the "ball" gets to tie miss here to the bed and enjoy her suckle flesh
 

Sure looks lonely and miserable. Holding your boyfriend's sister won't make you feel any better. Not while they won't allow conjugal visits.
 

Let it be known,

To date, I do not know of any moments of douchebaggery with any Philadelphia sports team featured in it, in any pics here on HCwDB. Just saying.

Now let the onslaught of hate for Philly commence.
 

You forgot about me
 

Yes, probably somewhere on Lawwng g-Ioylund.

And all Yankees are douches.
 

I got two words for ya Archie, in regards to Baggery, and I'll only say it once, because it will echo through the halls of history:


Lenny Dykstra
 

Fucking Lenny Dykstra makes John Mayer look like Tom Waits.
 

By definition, all Yankmees fans are douchebags. Their team signs every over-the-hill, washed-up, steroid-takin, play-off-chokin' douchebag in the majors. And then every semen-slurper in tha Brawnks thinks they're gonna win. The new international symbol for choking is an N over a Y.

Winne-the-Poon

yeah, I rose to the bait douchetoevsky
 

except the Phillies who signed



LENNY DYKSTRA, Douchebag Extraordinaire
 

Y'all can go fuck yourselves. WE'RE the biggest douchebags on the planet!
 

Ha. It's no coincidence. I believe it's actually a requirement for you to be a douchebag to like the Yankees. After all- douchiest players, highest payroll, no ethics, and I'm pretty sure they smell like poo and cologne.

Also, fuck the Yankees and all their fans. All of them.

:-D
 

i wouldnt mind if she swam a few laps in my gaping butthole. Just a word of caustion though, The involuntary snapping of it may cause some rather nasty waves
 

dear god, a simon and garfunkle reference? well played.
 

He has a kind of beery, insecure look about him. Definite Beta male.
 

I hate him.

Oddly enough, if he were smiling, I wouldn't.

But seeing the pleasantness that is that absolutely gorgeous class act in his lap, and then shifting over to is total lack of humanity, I want to peel his dental work out of the sole of my shoe.

He may not have all the traits of a full fledged Level 3, but that look elevates him to new lows.
 

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If I lick Crimson Ted's taint, then give his girl a Dirty Sanchez, does that make me a shitty commenter @ HCWDB?
 

A-Roidouche and JeterDouche say "hi".
 

I'll say notadouche on this one. The yankee cap has the official look. It isn't pink, doesn't have the logo 500 times in varied fonts, and is turned in the correct direction.
 

I would have given this guy a notadouche, except when I saw the Popped Collar. That crap enrages me... goofiest looking thing one could do. Popped Collar is an auto douche tag, regardless of what else exists....

The Hott on the other hand is a little nice and charming, I feel bad that she has such a douche wrapping her up...
 

So Knox Overstreet from Dead Poet's Society is a Yankees fan.
Who knew? Who cares.
 

Rooting for the Yanks is like rooting for water to be wet. Not only are Yankee fans all obnoxious douches who, rather than try to figure out a team to root for based on emotion simply join wanks in rank-and-file because they're too stupid to make decisions for themselves, but the Yankee players are all the douchyist of douches, from ARoid to to top king Douchehole Steindoucher. There's no dumber breed than a Yankee fan, they're autodouched.
 

Douche??? I don't see it!
 

Jankees hat does not make the tool a douche .. just saying nottadouche
 

Native New Yorker here and I can confirm that most who are yankees fans in the 5 boroughs are total douchebags and the ones who wear the team shit outside of NYC are complete tools.
 

I'll be damned,...how did I miss the collar pop .. the tool is a douche .. now I'll go push golf tees intoo my retinas.
 

++ That damn douchebag Yankees fan is hurting us all when he holds her shirt up like that!

You KNOW that thing, just like all tube-tops wants to seek its own equilibrium somewhere between her hips and mother Earth.

WHY oh WHY do you impede the geniiosity of Sir Isaac Newton, doucheyank? -WHY?

SET THE BOOBIES FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
 

If you tag this wanker a 'nottadouche' you must examine yourself and probably get checked out by a professional for a possible GV infection.

#1 he's not smiling
#2 he's trying to look tough
#3 fucking popped collar

He's a fucking phenomenal Douchebag.

Capital D.
 

Stephen Hawking: his freshman year.
 

how about "Yankee Douchal Dandy"?
 

instructions for the Studbot (tm):

1. insert $1 coin in Studbot's ass
2. arrange douchey pose with Studbot
3. say CHEESE
4. retrieve photograph of your douchey coupling as it materializes out of thin air
 

when you wear a baseball cap for "fashion" you are a douche.

Quit disrespecting America's pastime you Rap Packers and D-baggers!
 

Look it Douche Gossage. I've always wondered what happened to him.
 

*it's
 

He HAS to be from Staten Island. They even light up thier McMansions out there with Yankee logos.
 

My dog saw this photo and immediately vomited everything she ever ate. And they say dogs can't see TV screens...
 

I was on the verge of suggesting a not-a-douche pass, but the popped collar settle it for me. douuuuche.
 

what happen here. did this guy's nose grow a face?