Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Where's Waldorange?: Answer Key
For those of you unable to locate the carefully hidden Waldorange in last Saturday's "Where's Waldorange," here's the answer key.
Note that Waldorange has hidden his "Yankee Cap Tilt" rather cleverly.
Mmm... I'd like to One Day at a Time Valerie Bertinelli Cutie's Schneiders.
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The Waldorange sequel should be titled "Skreech Returns from South Beach" but in the movie we find out that he has been hitting the tanning bed in Newark because his salary at Micky D's couldn't get him to FL for Spring Break.
@ plinky
quit trying to sell subscriptions. we know you're editor in chief, but leave it to the others.
quit trying to sell subscriptions. we know you're editor in chief, but leave it to the others.
After they busted into George Costanza's office, Manny and his two girlfriend's made their way down to the Yankee's locker room and huffed on Derek Jeter's jock-strap until they collapsed in ecstasy.
That choad is wearing almost as much eye liner as the hottie on the left. Then again it could be slight bruising from balls slapping against his eyes. After a second glance he does look like a goo gobbler so bruising from balls it is.
# posted by 
: 7:31 AM
: 7:31 AM
Not only is this bag extremely orange, but he has a Twilight movie poster on his wall. What a total gay.
Archie beamed with delight; it looked like the 2009 French Fry Lamp Technician's Convention would be his year to finally score that three-way.
It's a new PSA, warning about the dangers of getting your hair cut by a blind man. All three people pictured are tragic examples.
WHAT is with the side belt buckle? Is this something else I've missed by being too old to know what is hip anymore?
Closeted gay coke dealer with a spraytan.
Closeted gay coke dealer with a spraytan.
This presents a gray area. I see the douche manifestations, but I do not see the douche. I mean, he's orange, there's the blowout, the Yankees, but I kind of think I'd probably like this guy. He's always smiling. He seems genuine. Hell, put on a regular undershirt instead of the beater and take off the orange and he's one of us.
Set the hounds on me if you will but I call nottadouche on this guy.
Set the hounds on me if you will but I call nottadouche on this guy.
This guy looks just like Don Flamenco from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out. Too bad Little Mac isn't in this picture to knock this douche out.
# posted by : 8:39 AM
: 8:39 AM
@anon, 8:39
totally right...i'd prefer it if the virtual mike tyson would just bite his orange head off his body.
totally right...i'd prefer it if the virtual mike tyson would just bite his orange head off his body.
# posted by : 8:49 AM
: 8:49 AM
Tina, Gary and Suze posed for a brief picture before departing to Applebee's to celebrate their Guinness World Record for staring at Hot Pockets through poorly made Ukranian Microwaves.
During their debriefing the Italian astronauts stated their only regret from their trip to the sun was hanging their heads out the window the whole way.
The trio were just grateful to be alive after their rescue from the Cleveland Public Works Sewer Treatment Vat after the Taco Bell Dollar Menu extravaganza-related explosion.
it is possible this guy is covering a medical condition...he's got red blotches on his face.
i once knew a guy who had to cover his face in vaseline because of some skin condition, didn't stop everyone ripping the piss of course.
i once knew a guy who had to cover his face in vaseline because of some skin condition, didn't stop everyone ripping the piss of course.
# posted by : 9:17 AM
: 9:17 AM
I know this gentleman. I was touring a Costa Rican prison and he was being held for having SEX WITH A GATORADE BOTTLE. Thinking I was an American, he pleaded to me to get him released.
Long story short, the Gatorade stained his skin orange before he could be released.
True story.
ASvB
Long story short, the Gatorade stained his skin orange before he could be released.
True story.
ASvB
WOW IV NEVER WANTED TO WRAP MY HAND AROUND SOMONES NECK AND SQUESE UNTILL THAY STOP MOVING SO BAD IN MY LIFE!!! WHAT A PREPY HOLLISTER DICK!! AND I BET IF THOSE CHICKS STAND IN FRONT OF A FAN LIKE THAT THAY WHISTLE!!!
# posted by : 10:52 AM
: 10:52 AM
Can you do the hat tilt wearing a yarmulke?
Hey Moishe, nice MILFs. Did ya take 'em to Miami for a little shopping?
Hey Moishe, nice MILFs. Did ya take 'em to Miami for a little shopping?
# posted by : 11:38 AM
: 11:38 AM
yet another NJ-man-tan. blondie needs to be tied face down/ass up for a spanking.
# posted by : 12:20 PM
: 12:20 PM
@Dance Fever, 9:06 a.m. -
Yes, it's Dance Fever.
I noted that on the previous "Where's Waldorange?" thread. Hey, badVlad put me up to it, unbeknownst to him.
Yes, it's Dance Fever.
I noted that on the previous "Where's Waldorange?" thread. Hey, badVlad put me up to it, unbeknownst to him.
Alright is it just me or does he look frighteningly like the Snow Miser?
-Gordito Delgado
-Gordito Delgado
# posted by : 2:10 PM
: 2:10 PM
where to begin... ok the orange clear coat/laquer on his face is dedication to looking very im back from my vaca to puerto rico look. The outfit?! Side belt buckle with the half tuck 3 button popped collar with the vest??? He might be the cabana/vallet boy rico from a resort in punta cana! OR just an absolute douche of the week!
# posted by : 3:01 PM
: 3:01 PM
I'm like 99% sure this is a guy I know named Dom. I worked with him a few summers ago. He's definitely gay. He's also a great guy. I just don't know if I can understand why he turned the tanning booth to Oompa Loompa.
# posted by : 4:30 PM
: 4:30 PM
Well, why does Dom look like he's been baking on the Jerzy shore, but Katalina & Bobbie appear to be dressed for the Artic?
Also, who's wearing the most bling, Dom or the girls??
Also, who's wearing the most bling, Dom or the girls??
OMIGOD, Waldouche is left Hotties' Yankee fan hairstylist.
Both hotts are wearing scarves to protect their vocal cords, as they're singers.
Hey, you started it.
Both hotts are wearing scarves to protect their vocal cords, as they're singers.
Hey, you started it.
# posted by : 8:15 PM
: 8:15 PM
I see the east coast wanna-be guidos are still up to the same old dated and un-hip trends. The only thing that's missing is the popped collar.
"Orange" Arnold Horshack, makes me wanna poke my eyes out, and then put blondie McStupid scarf over my knee for some spankin'.
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