It's an entertaining maze for his head lice.
 

what are you guys gay, who's looking at the d-bag in the picture at ALL?

Also I would like to announce that I now believe in Faith. And boobs.

That is all.

- dB (which does not stand for douchebag, though I am from NJ).
 

Implant scar. Makes my penis wilt.
 

It looks like someone cut a cantaloupe in half and stuck it to that woman's chest. I love cantaloupe.

I gotta have faith. The things I would do to this woman shall not be mentioned here.

Fuck his glasses. I'd like to set his hair on fire so I can watch the cool designs go up in flames.
 

Swirlwind's baby photo HERE
 

Who the fuck would do that to their head. Oh...same type of guy that'd have that tattoo.
 

She's gonna be one helluva MILF. By age 35 her cooch will look like a pink rorschach test.
 

I have faith that top will fall at some point but sadly the cantaloupes are plastic, damn I hate those fake fruit bowls...
 

Same chick that's in Ted's Crimsplosion, amirite?
 

I believe that tat represents in inside of his asshole. Even in the tattoo the sperm are trying to escape!
 

I have faith that those are real, but I'll have to motorboat them to be sure.
 

Hey Peter man check out channel nine, check out this chick!
 

Swirlwind
pre swirl
 

All these party Bleeths are starting to look the same. MIght be they've always looked the same, but you got the boobs and you tend to like the boobs.

What was I saying again?
 

sooo much boobage wanting to escape. More like a hurwind of douche rank...
 

I'm sorry, guys....I'm still dealing with Poo.

Any other day....this picture would have been....ummm...I need to go to the liquor store on my way home.

At some point Frodo should have realized he was fucked, nailed the ring to a tree, and walked home to quietly wait for the fiery end of the world he knew.

Goodbye.

Possibly forever.
 

Damn she got some big sternum saddles.
 

Is that the Metaphysical Hooligan and Carly Hott? Looks like her, at least...
 

Though very much a still smoldering and evacuated federal disaster site of a human being, I think FEMA ought to bestow upon this Bleeth an award for bravely and altruistically showing everyone UNDERBOOB in the face of adversity.

And by face of adversity I mean leave splinters of dumbass sunglasses embedded in this douche's corneas after brass knuckle punching him in his face of adversity like Jerry punched Buddy Revell.
 

Gads. I have faith that her plastic surgeon is getting an HJ in his corvette from his receptionist before he retires to his McMansion for the night. And he clearly is an unscrupulous prick. I imagine that even after the HJ and settling into his tempur-pedic with the 500 thread count sheets, he still can't sleep.
 

Faith without works is dead.

So get those melons out and let me massage 'em before they start to harden. It's for your own good.
 

Yuk. Those are the least exciting fake boobs I've seen in a while. Come on scientists, stop wasting your time worrying about the irreversible havoc we've wrecked on the earth and our imminent extinction and help us enjoy the little time we have left. By making soft, round but ever so semi-conical, perky, squishy boobs for god's sake! A little help Mr. Obama?

What can you do with those? REally. They wouldn't even be moving while you're making intercourse with their proprietor. Poo on both of these epsilon semi-morons.
 

Yuk. Those are the least exciting fake boobs I've seen in a while. Come on scientists, stop wasting your time worrying about the irreversible havoc we've wrecked on the earth and our imminent extinction and help us enjoy the little time we have left. By making soft, round but ever so semi-conical, perky, squishy boobs for god's sake! A little help Mr. Obama?

What can you do with those? REally. They wouldn't even be moving while you're making intercourse with their proprietor. Poo on both of these epsilon semi-morons.
 

When it comes to fake titties, faith takes a backseat to cold hard references, something Sherlyn has sadly now realized.
 

She's concentrating pretty hard on getting her wrist up into Rugburn's pooper.
 

Faith

Brought to you in part by Dow Corning.
 

$5 says he manscapes his pubes in a swirly too.
 

$5 says her navel tastes like fresh home made vanilla ice cream.
 

$5 i can fit one of her boobs in my butthole
 

It's too bad that douches arm is in the way...I'd like to see what the writing on Faith's vag tat says. Probably something like 'insert dirty douchey dicks here' or 'take a number in order to get served' or some other very wholesome saying...cause nothing says "I want to take you home to mother" like a gigantic tattoo right above your sloppy vag.
 

@rgb
$5 says that's a tatt of you on his arm.
 

@frodo

maybe when I was 12
 

AHHHHG! AAAAAAGHAHHAGGGG! STOP IT. WHAT A *RACK* WHAT A LUSCIOUS *HANDFUL OF LICKABLE SUCKLE BOD* STOP STOP STOP AHHHG AGGH YOU FREAKING SCROTEALOIDIC SLEAZETURD RELEASE HER NOOOOOWWWWWW. I WANT FAITH ON MY FACE!! STOP STOP IT YOU SMARMNOZED SCRUNTLIP!

--VS
 

Something about this pooster reminds me of Bra! Broheim!

She gives FAITH in her head, her boobies are Hope and Charity, and beneath her tight shorts "that's the way to live successfully" rings out in a tatt.

How do I know? Why, the Bible tells me so.
 

I think it speaks highly of Sherlyn that she still has time to give her gal pal an impromptu pap smear
 

Dude - you dropped your asshole. It's right there - on your shoulder. Grab it before Faith Hott's groping finger steals your anal virginity!
 

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now i know why cyclone hunting is a dangerous job!

but i'm sure that most people would rather be less than a kilometer away from seeing SUVs spinning in the air than being anywhere within a 5-mile radius of the SWIRLWIND.
 

I can feel my urethra burning just looking at her.
 

As George Michael said, you gotta have Faith.
 

That's some nice underboob there Lou.
 

Lmao...Ah I use to live with him...I could so put him on blast...but that wouldn't be right...I'm too nice for that. The stories I could tell. I wondered if he would make it on this site one day...lol...Hmm makes me think I have tons of pics with him...that wouldn't be nice to send them in though haha...Oh and by the way...That's not his girlfriend...Don't know who that chick is. Oh and another thing that tat is now covered up...it is now a cross.
 

Not gonna lie, her fake tan is def a turn off, i mean id still hit that in an instant, but why did she do that??
 

While Swirlwind goes in for the win, Sherilyn discusses the latest version of Turbotax Premier with the photographer.
 

I love how she's disgusted and trying to get away. There may be hope.
 

Fake boobs makes baby Jesus cry, hence she needs that faith, but it ain't working. Only a 'bag would like fake melons and the scars that go with them. Real men take 'em in all sizes.
 

FAITH

after seeing this image, i have lost all of it.

i mean seriously. LOOK AT THIS SCROTE (as painful as it might be)! That tatoo is ridiculous. And the fucking heirglyphs he has engrained into his fucking head are beyond reason. This man does not deserve to live, let alone to be living the good life, suckling on some boobie hott like little miss flotation device over here.

There can be no faith because there can be no God, when scrote wanks like this can conquer boobie hottie suckle thigh like that.
 

I have faith that her boobs will be nice for the next 7 years
 

A cumstain he is. Bang her I would.
 

is there a douchies award for picture most likely taken from first 20 seconds of a gonzo porn vid?
 

Yeah. I'm sure this is what Francis of Assisi and Martin De Porres had in mind.
 

She's cute...till I, too, saw the disgusting scars. Fake tan...no way Jose. She deserves to deal with Swirlwind here, with his disgustingly raised lip and fake-designer glasses. I'd rather fist my girlfriend's vag too instead of deal with this guy.....but I guess that's what you get when you destroy the scrumptious natural bewbage God gave you.
 

the sad thing is that this guy gets more pussy than all of you combined ever will.
 

the sad thing is that this guy gets more pussy than all of you combined ever will.
 

I love how she's disgusted and trying to get away. There may be hope.
Note how she's holding him: she's keeping her nails well away from his skin, in that half-assed way that porn chicks who aren't lesbians or bi hold each other when they're pretending to be lesbians or bi.
 

This woman has everything I look for in a woman, namely boobs.