Time for a pearl necklace.
 

Sorry DB1, but if there's one thing I know for sure, it's that Boobie Suckle Betty is most definitely not innocent.
 

I would totally lick the guyliner from his asshole
 

@ED

you fuckin want a piece of me?
 

ScroTep needs to find a new maid service.
She completely missed a spot under his eyes.
 

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i REALLY like this hott....


i am going to fuck the shit out of my couch
 

Oh my holy hotness. HoH, no questions asked.

Then there's him.

DB1, please, there is only so much existential pain I can take in one day. This, and Swirlwind, after Poo, makes for a sleepless, tormenting night of visions so horrid they chase away the fantasies of wonderment I'm straining to achieve with Boobie Suckle Betty.
 

right now I have a a pair of vice grips on one nipple, and a hermit crab dangling from the other

I am masturbating while slamming my somewhat circular testicles in my sock drawer
 

@Boston

give. it. a. break.
 

Before music became douched up...

Hott for Betty
 

Dude. Like...whoa. Seriously dude. Whoa.
 

@douche diggler

I'll break my cock off in your ass.

how bout that?

Im being serious. i am a homosexual.

i swear

you sound sexy....real sexy
 

Nice Fishnet arm stocking!

Is that used to artificially inseminate RGB's...butthole?
 

ARHKG. ARKGH.NERK. no NONONONOONO THURSDAY TOO MUCH. NO NONONONO. BOOBIES. THE SUCKLE BOOBIES. FOR A NOSE INTO THE SUCKLE BOOBIES SCROTEP KLAATU NOKENSHONK SLOBONDTOZ SCROTEP *IGNITE* THE EFFING TANA LEAVES AND *JAM* THEM UP YOUR FREAKING PHAROAIC PHARTHOLE YOU PHREAK! YOU JUST BANG BITCHES AND WEAR THEIR DAMN PANTHOSE ON YOUR ARM RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT?

PLEASE.
MAKE.
IT.
STOP.
SOPT.
IT mAKE
PLEASE'plesase


--VS
 

Every so often I see a pic here and I say to myself, 'This is core HCwDB material.' Then I throw up in my mouth a little. This asshat is a lead pipe lock for the weekly and by lead pipe I mean boobies.
 

Holy fucking havalinas.

Even in my teenage depression years, I did not put that much black crap around my eyes. He's not only NOT a teenager, he's not a female. I think.

Dude, the statute of limitations on grown men successfully wearing eye makeup and not looking like total cockjugglers ended in 1986. After that, a select few were able to carry on because they had names like "Alice Cooper" and "Cevin Key".

2009? Gyuliner? Grown man? Nay, I say, and deliver a swift kick to the head! I just finished converting Poison Idea's "Record Collectors Are Pretentious Assholes" while downing a strong cup of coffee, and I am ready to skin someone alive!!!!

If not, then I'll just pee on Suckle Betty. Even if she hates it, she'll pretend she won't. The look in her eyes says "I aim to please".
 

I haven't seen fishnets that skanky since I ran across that 56 year old tranny prostitute begging for cigarettes at the Citgo on I-57 in Rantoul, Illinois.
 

@medusa 5:26

I would gladly wait with both mouth and butt agape for the excess run off
 

More like King Tit and Osiris.

And fishnet stockings on his ARM???

He needs to be reeled in from this obnoxious behavior.

She has luscious little titties.
 

Bubba Scro Tep

the sequel to Bubba HoTep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Qo74_L3vo&feature=related
 

I haven't seen fishnets that skanky since the deadliest catch America's next top model crossover episode.

...though I'm pretty sure there'll be some douche/skank hott in Philly, I'll keep y'all updated indeed...

...boobs...
 

@whoop-di-douche

...tittles?
 

Hey Medusa, if she was in Rantoul, that's an air force base home, or former home. Not sure which.

Them flyboys always liked 'em wild.
 

Today's run was just a little too intense, wasn't it?

Hmm. Tomorrow will be lighter.

- Management
 

DB1,

We can take it -- no need to ratchet it down!
 

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FFS DB1
FFS DB1
FFS DB1

TOO MUCH For thursday...

i get home, i tired, want to tee hee at the DBs. but something about this non stop slam slam slam combo of freaking Gunnar the 'Roided Greasetoad, Big Fat Douche in Curtains a'la Hairband with hapless Sarah, goddam CHICO con Madre y Padre en su nippleador, FAITH being mauled by Demon With Rosary, and then the spew that is Scrotep just enjoying that tiny lithe hott hott suckleness as if being rowed down the damn Nile while being fanned with fronds... freaking SNAPPed me.

I mean civilization *is* doomed, isn't it? It doesn't matter how much we rail at the douche, does it: the infection is deep set and terminal.

--VS
 

I just needed a break after suffering a severe case of PPSD, so I fixed the glitch.

So he's fired?
 

yeh yeh, in the long run we can take it, i mean: someone has to.

BUT CHEESES K. REIST will you *look* at the legs on that
freaking stack of Poo.

He's SMILING dammit, DB1... why is he SMILING, man?? That is a SMILE, right? Or is his face stuck like that? It's like something that got run out of a tunnel with a flamethrower.

--VS
 

That Hott is definitely HoH material. I would crawl over three miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie. ScroTep needs to give himself a prostate exam with his own head.
 

This thing is so over the top, I am somewhat at a loss for words. The guyliner, scrotetats and fishnet combine for an instant entry into HCwDB of the Week. Scrotep's level of douchasity will transcend the weekly and monthly contests to ensure we will be looking at him at the end of the year.

When I get done heaving chunks, I will ask Betty to comfort me.

With her boobies.
 

His mascara is running because he cries during sex.
 

@ Whoop 5:54

Former. Chanute Air force base. It got shut down and the town went belly-up. There are still a few of those nasty old whores hanging around, praying for a comeback...and by comeback I mean three dollar hand job.
 

A dude rockin' that much mascara should be wearing fishnets for sleeves.

...oh wait. damn.



The doucheatude to hottatude ratio is pretty offensive here. Damn boobies.
 

I thought my guts were going to blow out when I saw Poo. Now ScroTep. Urf.

We're on a train to nowhere, Poobag is the engineer, Flame Broil is the conducter and ScroteTep is working the bar car. We are completely and utterly fucked.

These photos are like postcards from a freakshow, a walloping sweaty bucket of the purest existential nausea ever concocted by this misguided disaster that fancies itself as a "culture".

This doesn't make the baby jesus cry. This makes the baby jesus want to chew off his own pecker.
 

I would shit my pants, and roll around in bologna, then fight a bear, and throat fuck a Humboldt Squid for a chance to sit at the table next to her at a company "team building" picnic that I snuck into for the free food, and see her scoff at me for laughing at the flatulent noise the ketchup made while I squeezed it out on hotdog.
 

@Bag Queen 7:13

So do I. Which means I need two tissues when I masturbate.
 

She has grafted ballons onto her chest. He grafted a hooker's calf to his arm. Time to get bombed.
 

@Whoop at 5:54 - Rantoul, Ill. was affectionately known as "Ram-Tool" while I was stationed there.

ScroTep probably still has every Alice Cooper poster ever sold at K-Mart, on the basement wall of his mommy's house (where he still lives at age 34).

Gee LeDouche
 

i gotta reuse this song even though i've already invoked it once. because this douche looks like Scott Weiland.

Time to take her home
Her dizzy head is conscience-laden
Time to take her home
It leaves today no conversation
Time to take her home
Her dizzy head is conscience-laden
Time to wait too long
To wait too long

the defining song for the defining emo movie of the era, written by (one of) the defining douchebags of the 90s rock scene. never gets old.
 

Marionette made of yams...


...because it was said in the Poo thread, and it needed to be repeated.



Gracias, Baron Von Goolo.
 

Ah, sweet luscious Betty, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to pee. And with ScroTep in tow, you'll always have a crapper.


Here, eat your asparagus.
 

some of the best comments in a while on this thread. seriously, excellent work.

you guys have me in tears, here.... oh, wait, that was ScroTep.
 

What makes this tougher to take is that it appears that the fishnet stocking was stripped off Boobie Suckle Betty's left leg...

If we're being totally honest, I would dress up like the Dutch Boy for her. A bedazzled Dutch Boy.
 

@Gaijindouche 6:16

brilliant work. Now make her appear in my bed!
 

I guess Wired was right. The whores are getting really young these days.

If she only chose better company, I'm sure Betty could actually poop lace doilies.
 

you know what? if that's what it takes to pull some hott like that, i'm pulling out the eyeliner and pulling on the fishnet as we speak.

H
O
T
T

hott.
 

Stuff a banana in my pants & turn a monkey loose!!! We need to have Tracy from the Stern Show call him a douche & give him a dressing down like she did to Grillo! And the hott is world class puntang!
 

I bet her ass tastes like strawberries and birds follow her around and sing while she brushes her hair.

Color me smitten.

I would gladly provide a stool sample at her doctor's office for the chance to pull her Aunt's used table covering paper out of the biohazard bin and smell it longingly.
 

As the stench began to waft sullenly towards his nostrils, Germaine’s stomach began to grow queasy as he realized he’d forgotten to remove the forearm condom after his pre-date fisting fling with Francisco.
 

Glorious side-boob makes me hornier than an ordained rabbit wandering the halls of a hare convent.
 

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Nathaniel began to rue his spontaneous decision to rub his eyes, shortly after wiping his buttocks in the public restroom before the picnic.
 

Every time I see a douche pawing such an incredible asian hott, a little part of me dies inside.
 

I'm starting to think this crap is fake. There is no way in help a hott like that would hang out with a douche with EYELiner AND fishnet on the arm.

Or is there??

WTF is this world coming to??
 

it looks like she has blue eyes... in which case im calling quartasian possibility here, folks.

and judging from the size of ScroTep's schnozz, im calling... well... meh, he's just a d-bag.
 

Ubiquitous red cup is about to tap on this guys shoulder and knock him out for sleazin on his girl!!
 

great side boobage
 

Tlazolteotl, though your ribcage is built to play the xylophone with wrinklebeast, surely your vents are tainted with triple doses of clap -- despite their sweet redolence -- for you are ethereal and have materialized in this greasedouche's lap only because he's in your warpath, a silver lining that can be followed by the trail of scrote you have smited one at a time.

Right? Because the sucking of air from my chest and throbbing in my forehead this site today has induced is too much to bear . . . and whoever the fuck took this picture should be dealt the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique for leaving what's important out of frame and wasting space. Damn my eyes!
 

I must revisit and state for the record:


She is hotter than the sun. Bookmark this one. I don't even mind the implants...

I would gladly endure work shifts in a chinese mill equal to stints along the Bataan Death March, if only I could think my fingers touched the raw threads of the lace on her outfit. Guess I'm buyin some eyeliner.
 

Now how the fuck do you get this shit outta my eye?!?!
 

@ Medusa

I just want you to know that I've been to that Citgo in Rantoul.

No, I am not kidding. I went to U of I.

Fun times!
 

Boobie Suckle Betty = BOOOONNNEERRR!

Top knotch hott there DB1!
 

Is he a backup dancer for Alice Cooper?

Nice fishnet there, ScroTep! Why don't you put the other one of hers over your head?
 

Perhaps some craftsman will tell the tale in bas relief of how boatbutter brained Amun Scro Tep.

Or if I'm luckier, Iron Maiden will write a 10 minute song about it.
 

Oh ScroTep, didn't your mama teach you never to do your guyliner in the car?
 

Hey ScroTep - The "guys" from Brittany Fox called...they want their eyeliner back...
 

I call Halloween Party on this one. Still doesn't excuse the sleeve tats, though.

Oh! and holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty.... BOOOBIES
 

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At least it isn't Bubba ScroTep, ScroTep's younger brother by another scrote.
 

This pic inspired some hilarious thread comments, good work team-

- management
 

Fucking makeup and pantyhose? Seriously douche?
 

holy shit i wanna put my dick in her.
 

and never has the phrase "come for the scrote, stay for the boobies," ever resonated truer.

God have mercy on our souls.
 

@Archdoucheis 7:31: lol awesome. i love a man who's not afraid to show his feelings
 

This may be the douchiest douche I've seen in weeks he's 4 sure a weekly contender and by contender I mean human taint
 

I'm convinced his arm ends with a dainty foot inside a ruby red slipper.
 

@ BCD 2:34

Good times indeed!

@ Darksock 2:05

If, by ruby red slipper, you mean meat grinder, then I sure as hell hope so.
 

don't worry sco'
there's plenty of 'tards out there livin' really kickass lives
 

NO DUDE NO! WHERE'S MY HEAVY BAG? MUST PUNCH!
 

So early in the year, yet so many viable candidates for Boobies of the Year!
 

Does he have knee high nylons on his arm or something? What is above his elbow, and is it my imagination, or does his forearm look like it's covered in black pantyhose to anyone else?

She looks no older than 15. If 15's good enough for Scro Tep, it's good enough for me!
 

That is the hottest hott i've seen on this site in a while....oh the things I could do to her....oh the things I'm going to dream about doing to her tonight.
 

What's with the fishnet stockings on his arm? Isn't that kinda ...ghey????

- or at the very least, extremely unmanly!
 

the girl is dressed like a stripper