Left Hott has that Anne Hathaway thing going on, and you KNOW what THAT means....
 

Sarah Hottowitz = Penelope Hathaway Hott Cross
 

Is that an european handbag?
 

Could get a pass for the glasses and chinstrap... if he's gay. Didn't I see Sarah and Kristen in Boca over the weekend when they were visiting Saul and Myrna?
 

Boobies?
 

I wore my suspenders that same way in '88- when she was still a sperm in a nut
 

DB1- seems to be a strong corollary between douche and parking lots these days

might be time to explore this dynamic. Since last week was Skull week, perhaps we could dedicate a week to the parking lot scrote?
 

@darksock.....she likes it in the pooper.

these HAVE to be L.A. people. they are trying too hard.

also, his forehead is rivaling mine in sheer volume.
 

I'd like to work up a schvitz with her!
 

definite five-head
 

hello jew-lo
 

Pfah, I like it when you talk dirty. About her.

Yeah, Hathaway, you can put a SOCK in it....a dark sock...a dark turgid sock...


ummm brb....
 

Douche. What is up with that chest design and lack of buttoning, put on an undershirt, dude.

The jeans are the only nottadouche part there.
 

does Hottowitz have a ripcord coming out of her ass?

I'd like to hoist Arabian Princess of Ramadan up on my pitard!
 

welcome home pfah!
 

@ Elizabeth

The shirt looks like English Laundry... a notyetdouchedup label. I don't have a problem with it. Pretty standard wear here in So. FL and La La land.

Once it gets douched up... I'll clear the brand out of my closet and its off to Goodwill I go to extend the douche clothing ripples until they are wearing it in Boise... where it will die a slow and painful label death.
 

Hello? Dr. Rosenpenis??? -Yeah, we're gonna need 10 quarts of Quaker State and 3 nose jobs; STAT!
 

@ Ed Hardouche

Bro, where you been? English Laundry is very douche. Wall to wall downtown LA douche required apparel.

In case you haven't figgered it out yet, these are also on the list:
Zoo York
DC
Christian Audigier
Affliction
Tap out
the list goes on...

fuck, just watch MMA
 

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Yeah I'm going to have to say print on men's shirts isn't inherently douchey. Thankfully this is rather small and a bit on the no-so-rage-inducing side. I kinda like the shirt, but its certainly not for everyone. The lips that are just ever so lightly kissed with pout, the glasses, the fuckin facial mold, and the forming mark-o-the-bag in the setting sun however, DO qualify him for a one way ticket to "burn-in-hell-you-douchebag-ville."

Oh Sarah, I would sit through all of this bag's future hair plug treatments just to rest my head upon your warm thigh as you knit Kristen a new dress. I would then convert back to Catholicism to thank god when the pillow fight starts.
 

DB1 gots hisself some JAP fever, which is a damn expensive habit.
 

Good to see pfah back. I think she looks a little more Penelope Cruz-ish. But I hear those crazy Spaniards also like it in the corker.
 

@ Rubber Douchey

Agreed about the rest of your list. Most of the English Laundry stuff isn't "tattoo wear" since anything in "tattoo wear" is douched. Most of their stuff is decent everyday wear.

If its been douched up in LA, I'll put my radar up here and look around for "douchebagging" of the label. Once confirmed... off to Goodwill! Don't want to wind up in a picture here!
 

I would gladly creampie her baglebutt
 

@pfah

WELCOME BACK!

My first thought was upper 70's Manhattan and thus nottadouche. But your LA comment seems spot on. I reference the climate and his shirt.
 

@Rubber Douchey

Come on man...Don't exploit the skating industry!

Oh wait, that already happened.

It sucks that DC (remember Droors clothing anyone?) had to sell out to Quicksilver and that Zoo York sold out to Sketchers, but did you really have to include them in the same sentence as Christian Audigier, Affliction, and Tap out?
 

While not provoking my typical rage, I would gladly shove a red-hot icepick into his eyesocket, twisting it while laughing hysterically.

Umm. Or is that just me?

This Delta Bravo has NO business having his hands on THESE hotties.

Plus, he has a pedicure.
 

Will his sunglasses grow as his hairline recedes?
 

Ahhhh, Jewish girls with Ass. My 2nd worst weakness besides speaking Portuguese (preferably, but not necessarily, the Brazilian kind). I don't know what it is, but I dig a good honker on a chick. Those little petite ski slope white girl noses are just so boring. But gnawing on the ridge of a Jewish girl's nose is super fun. Try it some time.

@Pfah
'Bout damn time!
 

@ Scumbag619

Bro, I feel ya, and I do indeed have a headache induced by betraying my 20+years of skating. BUT. DC has been seen too many times on this site, and was long blown out at least 5 years ago. I'll admit to having some shoes by them, but thats because they're cheap and at discount stores. Zoo York? Man, they have gear in TARGET. They were very very cool, one of the only NYC skate brands that anyone has heard of. But when I see them sell out like that, and I see fucking ACTORS in Hollywood sporting Zoo York...well, it's jumped the shark. Be lucky I didn't put Independent on there. Yeah, I have the tattoo and have had it and rode only their trucks for 18 years, but Indy has been skirting the douchebag line for quite some time.

I'm very sorry to all the other skaters out there saddened by yet another skate brand down the crapper.

Cheer up though, it's not as bad as if we were fruit-booters!

"The hardest part of rollerblading is telling your friends and family you are gay." - anonymous genius
 

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rubber douchey

I hear ya. I was in the Vans store checkin out the new Chukka lows and observed NFL lineman picking up some half-cabs.

Yeah, a 400lb fuckin lineman is gonna rock some halfs...probably dont even know what a half-cab is or who Steve Cabalerro is.

the only way those dudes could get on a board is if the thing was a 28ply and had a set of Z-roller trucks on it.

jus sayin...

I hit you up through your profile last week so we could meet up and skate when youre down here.

keep an eye out for it
 

The strap on Sarah's flank is a leash.

I let the other end loose so she could get her pic taken with these two.

And then I pulled her back, close to me once again and she dutifully took her place at my feet. She rested her head in my lap as I enjoyed the rest of my espresso and ice cream at the sidewalk cafe. My fingertips glided over the silky strands of her hair. It was a wonderful afternoon.

And then I woke up and I was late for work again.
 

@ Scum - bangin, man. Smiths will happen.
 

Assss n boobs.
 

@Medusa

Uhh...I'm pretty sure I was doing something at work...but I can't remember what it was now. Good thing it's time to go home. Whoo shower fodder.
 

@ Ash

Glad I could help. I'll see your servitude on a leash and raise you a librarian.

Think it suits? I'm about to buy a pair, stop me if I'm making a mistake.

Sorry for the threadjack, kids. Boobies.
 

this guy has "rave DJ" written all over his undoubtedly smug face
 

@Medusa, 7:04 p.m. -

"Sorry for the threadjack, kids."

Oh, so that's what I should call what I just did.



Uhhhhh, mmmmmmaybe I should be the one apologizing....
 

@Medusa

They're adorable. I'm hoping to get a pair soon as the lenses in this particular pair haven't been changed out in like...3 years...Yay having REALLY bad eyesight and even worse insurance coverage *Flexes her -5.0 and -4.5 contact prescription*

Mmm boobies.

Here's some T&A as my penance. I'm trying to procure her nun set...Sweet Sylvia I would leave you with multiple kisses on that cropable ass.
 

Good lord ladies! Got any good excuses I can tell my girlfriend, as per why I have friction sores on both hands, one leg and my whole dick?





And a couple of rags too, while yer at it. Little mess here.
 

I would dress as a cantor at Temple and sing Dies Irae at High Mass at the Vatican while stepping the rumba if it meant I could win the heart of her shiksa gal-pal who give her pedicures and plays foot-fetish while sliding her hands up the thighs and buns that are talcumed, salted and pancaked with Irvin's jizz, for but one bite of her shoulder.
 

What, you haven't ascertained that the "suspender" is really the neck guard for her librarian glasses, which lay hidden in her bosom?
 

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once upon a time, a lonely nerd in his parents' basement decided to craft a life-size statue of the most beautiful woman in the world because he can't get any. and - just to one-up Pygmalion - he created the statue out of the most delicate and most flawless mozzarella cheese, repeatedly smoothing the surface until the statue's skin is so fine that no other woman in the world can have finer skin no matter how much fucking botox they use. i mean - oh just look at that shoulder... that shoulder... that shoulder...

and just as the last of his finishing touches have been applied, a crack of thunder and flash of light erupted in his room and gave life to his milky mozzarella creation of infinite hotness!

and then the mozzarella Hottowitz ran away from the lonely nerd and hooked up with douchebags instead. the end.

the moral of this story? there is no god and no justice.

have a nice day!
 

by the by, i hope tomorrow's limerick event features a girl as hot as Hottowitz hott. if not, i'm gonna write 3 limericks in a row complaining about the pic not having as much hott as Hottowitz hott.

okay i probably won't. but still.
 

i'm not convinced that's a chinstrap, but rather some light scruff that has had some manscaping. yes the glasses are silly, but nevertheless i'm not convinced this guy is a full-on douche. what's more, i am not convinced sarah's friend kristen is true goyim, but rather a sephardic type who often passes for italian. i am however convinced that sarah hottowitz is hiding a shapely little bubble butt in those acid wash cut offs...


nottadouche pass and talcum powder at once!
 

Oh, I forgot to mention:

I'd bang that ass on Hottowit like a Louisiana trailer screen door in a cat 5 hurricane.

The visual of a blindscreaming monkey jacked on adrenochrome comes to mind.
 

Sarah. Oh Sarah. I would make for you a nice Waldorf salad and a lemon pie. Or an apple pie. Perhaps even a rhubarb pie if you like that sort of thing. The point of this is that I'd bake you a pie. And I'd make you a Waldorf salad, on white bread, with the crusts cut off. Because that's what you demand. Of course.
 

Meatbrain print shirt + low V neck + Hilton glasses + scruffy chic facial fluff == definite douchery.
 

I'm sure that left hott's jean-shorts are painted on. Couple that with the stick-out butt and hoo boy! Let's just say I'm glad it's bedtime.

And thanks MO & AF for the blogger friendly pics this time. Natural red hair is awesome but fake red hair drives me nuts.
 

@ Holbrooks

Raggedy Ann fetish, eh? Well, who am I to judge. Getcher rag doll on. In this case I'd have to agree, yummm.
 

*gurgle*

*drool*

Thanks!
 

Dang thems some douche gogles
 

DB1, your inclusion of Hottowitz is a mitzvah.

Mazel Tov.