Someone needs to call a tiny fleet of city and state trucks with tar and asphalt to come in and fill this guy's pock marks.
 

dont forget the sculpted eybrows and acne.
 

You rang?
 

Robert Downey Jr. does NOT look happy in rehab.
 

Is that delivery or DiGiorno's on his face?
 

It was last call at The Gentlemen's Club when Serena decided to lighten Lester's back pocket of his last $20.
 

She has mail-order bride written all over her.

He has Acutane failure written all over his face.
 

When did the local titty bar start putting white linen on the tables?
 

she's either crying, or she just snorted 2 huge lines of low-grade blow.


i'm going with the latter.
 

@Frodouche Baggins...those aren't tablecloths my friend. those are Rosie O'Donnell's panties.
 

Is no one going to say it?









I'd pee in her butt.
 

maybe that's why she's crying.
 

This is the most contact Sanford had with a woman that didn't involve asphyxiation or stabbing.
 

Sorry Pfah check again.


They're two sizes too small for Rosie's panties.
 

@Frodouche

I am just as confused by that as you. I would mock him, but both he and the girl look like they're waiting for an excuse to become axe murderers. Someone photoshop some paper bags on their heads so I can properly make with the comments without fear.

Maybe its a preppy boys and future first wives party?
 

you know what? you're right Frodouche.



those panties could only belong to Plinky's mom.
 

@ashfish...done.
 

That took all of four minutes.


Try and be a little more responsive next time if you please.
 

While Tina Turner's Private Dancer played in the background, Couple of the Year in Topeka, KS wondered if they were a little over dressed for the event.
 

well, like the kids say...i got the Timbers on my toes, and this is how it goes.
 

Apparently the club hotts also like gray backpacks with little heads peeking out the top. This one just happens to go well with Argyle Lyle here.
 

Lurchoad and the Butterface
 

Totally RD Jr.

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/robert-downey-jr.jpg
 

They look very familiar. But what I really want to know is what kind of party is this? The guy's look all dressed up, the one girl in the picture is in lingerie, and it looks like it was all happening in the party hall of a Bennigans. She's got a nice ass, but her face could use some rearranging.
 

Uncle Leo, when you are done drawing in your eyebrows, give me my Sharpie back!
 

At the Florida Flea Marketers convention, Rodrigo had a full-cirlce moment when the outfit he sold for 50-cents earlier in the day was now dancing with him.
 

to go along with Plinky's first comment:
I wonder if this guys face was included in Mayor Villaregosa's plan to fill 1,000,000 potholes?

To go along with this girl's ass:

I just got an IOB.
 

this would be the first rush party at Delta Iota Kappa.
 

Seriously? Argyle and chin pubes? I, uh, <*bzzt|PONK! beeeep*>

Good morning Dr Chandra. This is HAL. I'm ready for my first lesson.
 

This can be the only explanation for this pic:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,110991,00.html
 

Hector Chavez, son of Hugo, enjoys the Melons of Capitalism and the Rump Roast of Freedom; neither any longer available in his home country.
 

@plinky 9:59

circle





dumbass.
 

you guys are assholes. Guillermo here finally gets out of gang life, and has a great first interview to be a bus boy at Sizzler. So he and Tina his girlfriend who is really angry at her minute man father go out to have a nice dinner and you guys mock it? Buncha racists!
 

@Archidoucheis
If I'm not mistaken, this is not a party at all. It is, in fact, a culinary school.

Please note the lovely pink apron that Kitty is wearing.


This week's lesson: how to make a grilled cheese sandwich using the Ronco Human Panini Press®
 

Now, am i mistaken or this guy is somehow related to the glorious warrior-poet and HoS legend He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks?

He could be his older brother, or his uncle He Just Gropes Bitches and Stares.
 

Benicio Del Toro's Prom after party
 

When I see this picture I have one song come to mind. Unfortunately I doubt most of you have heard of them. The song is Verminess by Pig Destroyer(that link will give you an idea of who PD are), and the 1st line of lyrics in Verminess goes
"when she touches me it's like a rat sifting through garbage".
I find that describes this photo well.
 

@Frodouche
I knew there was a reason I wanted to become a chef.
 

With apologies to Bonnie Tyler:

Turn around
Every now and then I get a little erection but your face is slightly wrecked
Turn around
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of my lotion and a tissue wad
Turn around
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that your face will distract me and I won't get hard
Turn around
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified when I look above your neck line

Turn around hot ass
Every now and then I pee in butts
Turn around nice boobs
Every now and then I like your back

Turn around
Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of backdoor action
Turn around
Every now and then I get a little bit limp and my dick is lying like a child in your hands
Turn around
Every now and then I get a little bit angry that your face don't match your body
Turn around
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified that your ass won't be enough

Turn around hot ass
Every now and then I pee in butts
Turnaround tight glutes
Every now and then I like your ass

Once upon a time I was falling in lust
But now I'm only liking your ass
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of your face
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now I need you in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the face
 

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That has to be the best song I've ever read Mr White. That should be printed out, and posted on the fridge. 1000pts to you.
 

@mr. white...well brother, thanks for the next 4 minutes of my life.

i now have to go to the break room and get some Windex and paper towels to clean off the meatball sandwich from my monitor.

hilarious. well done sir.
 

@pfah

Ahh, so much better.

@Mr. White

That was just lovely.

She's got the kind of ass you could use for bar games as something to bounce a quarter off of. Very nice.

Is he the waiter or something? Those must be his "dress up" jeans. Is that a micro chinstrap attached to a half goatee accompanied by just a hint of soul patch? Holy crap this guy has more design going on on his face than most city gardens do. Shit, we're going to see some douchebag with a maze shaved into his head now aren't we? Oh wait, Blowfish already took care of that one.
 

Mr. White = Epic!
 

"Turn around
Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of backdoor action"

Best. Lyric. Ever.
 

Time for me to go to work, and then retire for the weekend. See all you assholes Sunday Night.
 

Frightened-Russian mafia-nothing to see here
 

I would gladly snort all of the mysterious white powder sent to my office just for the chance to pinch that tukas.

Sorry, BostonDoucheBag, if you knew someone tragically affected by the anthrax attack back in '01.
 

Butterface has got a rockin' bod but unfortunately for this guy, he's paying for it...literally.
 

Sorry. That's not a 'bag, that's my man-servant fetching me a HOTT. I'll have a word with him about his, umm, dress.

And as long as I can avoid hitting that beak of a nose, I'll be alright.
 

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
 

SweaterVests are so 2007
 

before today is out, i would really like to see a true hott on the site.



i haven't had an IOB in over a month.


DB1, whatcha got in the vault?
 

After working the beet farm all day, Vladimir likes to unwind by doing the cha-cha at the local psychiatic ward.
 

psychiatric




fucking idiot.
 

Gads, this picture moves me.

To the toilet.

@ Mr. White
That made me weep. Sing that softly to me as your hair grazes the back of my neck next time we play the Home Invasion game, please?
 

@medusa

I'm tidying up the panic room as we speak.
 

Speed dating at the Home for the Criminally Insane.
 

this girl looks like that character george from the classic adam sandler film the wedding singer.

i mean, she's got a nice butt and lower back curve...but everything else is grade D
 

Ad appearing in local meet-n-greet:

Hot young couple with own rural property seeks SWF with no family for fun and dismemberment.
 

Ah. No.
 

Three words: Butt Bongo Fiesta!!!

Winne-the-Poon
 

@pfah

In case your hott needs aren't met today I give you my "womenz" directory:

http://endlesshighway.info/genesis/Pics/Womenz/

Enjoy.

My boss is out of the office so I'm calling this my NSFW Friday. Gotta love naughty nuns.
 

This Choadbag is making the classic jugwrench mistake of leaving his conference name tag on while when going to the strip club.
 

@ Ashfish
Thanks for the link.
I'll take an Iga and a Silvia. I'll also need a beach towel, three Braeburn apples, a silicon crucifix, and a large inner tube. Throw in a Chinese visa as well.


Look at this manscaper's hands. I'm thinking he doesn't really want to touch the mostly naked, do-able girl right in front of him. He's one of those guys on the downlow. You know, he blows dudes, but he's not gay.


Douchetros Douchetros Ghali
 

want to touch the hiney
 

I would gnaw on that ass and tongue her balloon knot. And try not to ever look at her ugly face.
 

anyone lived in a pretty douche town
(with up so floating many scrotes down)
black white grey pink
he wore his depressing grey vest and she danced her did
 

so nondescript... so anyone... so noone...
 

i saw this pic yesterday, tried to comment but the dude looked so damned familiar, then i realized he is the incarnate flesh of the idols of easter island.

our sweet bleethness may or may not be coked up, but i believe her tears and red eyes are do to literally touching the manifestation of some sort of god thing, or at least kitchy artifacts made by some bored ass people...

either way i know the feelings she must be having.
 

Hey, it's South Park Mexican!