Wednesday, February 18, 2009
The Pfahbag
This post and pic are dedicated to longtime HCwDB comments thread 'bag hunter, Pfah.
After suffering for months when his company filtered HCwDB from his work computer, Pfah has convinced the I.T. guys to make an exception for the hottie/douchey dialectics, and he is back on board.
One of the earliest and most dedicated 'bag hunter and boobie lusters on the board, Pfah also did the excellent photoshop illustration tweaks for the chapter on Douche History (B.G. and A.G.) in my book.
For that, and for excellency in 'bag hunting, this hottie/douchey coupling goes out to Pfah. Because something tells me he has a thing for reedy blondes.
And yes, I had to go to Australia to find this pic.
Comments:
<< Home
Pfah was relieved when the noose broke BEFORE he found out the IT people unblocked this most hallowed of websites at his office.
friends dont let friends wear scarves, pfah.
especially wtihout a shirt by the pool in 80 degree heat.
especially wtihout a shirt by the pool in 80 degree heat.
I will say this much, both this dude and pfah have the same Bea Arthur Collection scarf. Pfah's is more crusty, but I digress.
Pfah grabs a possible Menage a Trois candidate, and waves the Australian flag in a vain attempt to grab Hypersexualgirl's attention before his wife comes back from the buffet line.
Pfah-- Couldn't you at least buy Mrs. Pfah some sunglasses that fit her head, you cheap prick?
Oh, wait, I'm looking at your other hand, the one you're about to slip in her rear loading dock. Deja Vu, sunglasses! So, ya picked 'em up 'cause they were 2-for-1, eh?
She deserves so much more.
Mrs. Pfah, I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me. I wanna feel what love is. I know you can show me.
Oh, wait, I'm looking at your other hand, the one you're about to slip in her rear loading dock. Deja Vu, sunglasses! So, ya picked 'em up 'cause they were 2-for-1, eh?
She deserves so much more.
Mrs. Pfah, I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me. I wanna feel what love is. I know you can show me.
note the pronounced chin poo and look of confusion as he finds himself without his armani shirt all while convincing himself he "makes this scarf look good"
is pfah the one that pees in butts?
I think I speak for everyone when I say Pfuck Pfah Slap!
I think I speak for everyone when I say Pfuck Pfah Slap!
# posted by 
: 1:59 PM
: 1:59 PM
Douche: "Hey Gramma! I'm goin' out down to the pool and I need something rad to wear. Lemme borrow your shawl."
Gramma: "Heavens no! The last time you borrowed my best shawl and it came back covered in grease and reeking of AXE! Leave my things alone."
Douche: "Just give me this ratty old pink flower shawl. The bitchez don't care HOW us douchebags absorb trends. Just that we do."
"Also, I'm taking Mom's old belt."
Gramma: "Heavens no! The last time you borrowed my best shawl and it came back covered in grease and reeking of AXE! Leave my things alone."
Douche: "Just give me this ratty old pink flower shawl. The bitchez don't care HOW us douchebags absorb trends. Just that we do."
"Also, I'm taking Mom's old belt."
I thought that Pfah went to Appalachia, where the age of consent is 14, to find his child bride.
Is that a belt or a side saddle codpiece.
Excellent work DB1. Two pics in a row of guys with side mount penis.
Is that a belt or a side saddle codpiece.
Excellent work DB1. Two pics in a row of guys with side mount penis.
Caption:
Phah got that old "Me puzzled?!?" look on his face when the people of AUSTRIA kept giving him dirty looks.
Phah got that old "Me puzzled?!?" look on his face when the people of AUSTRIA kept giving him dirty looks.
I swear not to ever grow back my soul patch on account of this dude. Dammit Pfah!
$20 says blondie likes to go skiing on the snowy slopes at least a few times a week. Look at that waifish physique.
$20 says blondie likes to go skiing on the snowy slopes at least a few times a week. Look at that waifish physique.
# posted by : 2:07 PM
: 2:07 PM
@ Anon 2:10
Actually Pfah's the one in the top right of the photo - on the building - about to commit suicide.
Actually Pfah's the one in the top right of the photo - on the building - about to commit suicide.
Pfah was perplexed as he dislodged an Australian flag from his rectum, only to be caught on film moments later
is it wearing a weight lifting belt?
But I gotta give the guy props for keeping that midnight oil look going. Next time DB1, can you go to the dexie's midnight runners pool?
But I gotta give the guy props for keeping that midnight oil look going. Next time DB1, can you go to the dexie's midnight runners pool?
While in a drunken stupor, Pfah felt that he was indeed too sexy for his shirt, and declared that he is on the catwalk. Yeah. The catwalk. Yeah.
that's not a scarf around pfah neck, it's her pants!
I'd like to give her an exit wound in the small of her back
I'd like to give her an exit wound in the small of her back
Damnit Phaf, you should know by now that you don't wear jeans to the pool. I know you like to wear them tight, but you shouldn't like them so tight you can't remove them for weeks at a time.
Then again the tighty jeans probably helped convince the I.T. department bow to your wishes.
Then again the tighty jeans probably helped convince the I.T. department bow to your wishes.
Having been held captive for two and a half months, Kelly succumbs to 'Stockholm Syndrome' and allows Pfah her priapismic captor to take her poolside for a quick photo shoot.
Holy. Sheep. Shit.
i am speechless. which, as you all know, is not an easy feat.
i am honored also. thankfully, i have grown a beard, so the soul patch i have had for 14 or so years is gone. i also stopped shaving my torso.
but if you ever find yourself Down Under, go check out the Poo Club. that place is off the hizzy.
i'm headed home. it's good to be back. thanks DB1.
i am speechless. which, as you all know, is not an easy feat.
i am honored also. thankfully, i have grown a beard, so the soul patch i have had for 14 or so years is gone. i also stopped shaving my torso.
but if you ever find yourself Down Under, go check out the Poo Club. that place is off the hizzy.
i'm headed home. it's good to be back. thanks DB1.
After weeks of being vilified by Western journalists for her alleged role in the Olympic HGH scandal, famed Albanian gymnast Ardita Slapenhoar took a much needed vacation.
Paparazzi are still trying to identify her bald associate.
Paparazzi are still trying to identify her bald associate.
There once was a ‘baghunter named Pfah
Whose mocking skills left us all in awe
He has a hot wife
And a kick ass life
But his poor hair saw the need to withdraw.
Whose mocking skills left us all in awe
He has a hot wife
And a kick ass life
But his poor hair saw the need to withdraw.
There once was a hunter who had a bald head
Held hostage by IT, we left him for dead
But he made a return
So douchebags will learn
His insightful comments will rip them to shreds.
Held hostage by IT, we left him for dead
But he made a return
So douchebags will learn
His insightful comments will rip them to shreds.
For any of you folks who like the...less innocent types of gals (Medusa, Ashfish, Vader, Douchetoevsky, I'm looking your direction), Check This Out
"Punk rock girl you look so wild
Punk rock girl let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eating fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl"
"Punk rock girl you look so wild
Punk rock girl let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eating fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl"
If pfah did a hand stand with his ass newly shaved would it look any different.
Publically
Fucking
Anal
Hymen
Publically
Fucking
Anal
Hymen
I can't believe nobody's said it yet. Fine, I'll be the hack:
Hey DB1, isn't "pfah" and "bag" redundant?
And just to cover all the bases: I'd pee in pfah's butt.
Hey DB1, isn't "pfah" and "bag" redundant?
And just to cover all the bases: I'd pee in pfah's butt.
winning of hearts and minds, one terrorist at a time!
"NObody moves or I blow the Pool and this hottie up! ALah Akbar!"
"NObody moves or I blow the Pool and this hottie up! ALah Akbar!"
# posted by : 3:51 PM
: 3:51 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love you pfah
you've been back, but not here enough.
and i hate to sound like one of those nerdy crusty old site regulars, but at least for me, it just hasn't been the same around here in general.
or maybe it's just because i gave up drinking.
i think burdizzo jones said it best when he said "I have castrated several large bulls by roping them, haltering the animal with a stout halter, tying him to a fence post of a plank or pipe corral, then closing a strong gate up on his free side. With several helpers, one to hold the gate tight against the bull’s side by using a rope behind his butt tied to the center of the gate, then run to a fence post on the other side for leverage, and another strong, fearless helper to hold the base of the bull’s tail straight up over his back with as much power as he can muster. This immobilizes his hind legs to a great extent. Then he may be castrated with the Burdizzo clamps. Never clamp both testicles at once. You must never clamp across the center division between the testicles. Do one at a time instead."
I love you pfah
you've been back, but not here enough.
and i hate to sound like one of those nerdy crusty old site regulars, but at least for me, it just hasn't been the same around here in general.
or maybe it's just because i gave up drinking.
i think burdizzo jones said it best when he said "I have castrated several large bulls by roping them, haltering the animal with a stout halter, tying him to a fence post of a plank or pipe corral, then closing a strong gate up on his free side. With several helpers, one to hold the gate tight against the bull’s side by using a rope behind his butt tied to the center of the gate, then run to a fence post on the other side for leverage, and another strong, fearless helper to hold the base of the bull’s tail straight up over his back with as much power as he can muster. This immobilizes his hind legs to a great extent. Then he may be castrated with the Burdizzo clamps. Never clamp both testicles at once. You must never clamp across the center division between the testicles. Do one at a time instead."
sonnabitch.
you guys are killing me.
over the last month or so i had been feeling odd. like something was just not right in the world. at first i thought it was just gas, but after i got off the phone with Samurai Scrote, i realized it was because i had not been here at HCwDBs.
then the Donk called me from jail to offer some advice on how to get the IT guys to unblock me. and, his advice worked. just a word to the wise.....DON'T MESS WITH THE DONK. trust me.
well, i am off to watch NCSU hopefully upset Carolina and all their wine & cheese fans. you all have a lovely evening.
and i love you too bcs.
you guys are killing me.
over the last month or so i had been feeling odd. like something was just not right in the world. at first i thought it was just gas, but after i got off the phone with Samurai Scrote, i realized it was because i had not been here at HCwDBs.
then the Donk called me from jail to offer some advice on how to get the IT guys to unblock me. and, his advice worked. just a word to the wise.....DON'T MESS WITH THE DONK. trust me.
well, i am off to watch NCSU hopefully upset Carolina and all their wine & cheese fans. you all have a lovely evening.
and i love you too bcs.
Kojak's still in pretty good shape after all these years.
But he's gone all douche. Downunder douche.
But he's gone all douche. Downunder douche.
# posted by : 5:07 PM
: 5:07 PM
Pshaw, that guy? He still owes me 50 bucks.
Heh. Sorry, Pfah, I couldn't help it. And by the way, that scarf makes you look ridiculous.
Heh. Sorry, Pfah, I couldn't help it. And by the way, that scarf makes you look ridiculous.
# posted by : 5:29 PM
: 5:29 PM
BWAAAAHHAHAHAAAA
Best. Thread. Ever.
@ Boatbutter 2:24
Boatbutter belongs in my undies.
And...
Picking
Frantically
At
Herpes
Best. Thread. Ever.
@ Boatbutter 2:24
Boatbutter belongs in my undies.
And...
Picking
Frantically
At
Herpes
Oh, and @ Arch 3:24
I would like to bang all those bitches and drink. And by drink I mean wear their panties on my head like a ski mask.
I would like to bang all those bitches and drink. And by drink I mean wear their panties on my head like a ski mask.
P-fah, it's so good to see you back again, I'm frying a special P-frittata in my T-fal skillet in your honor!
# posted by : 5:51 PM
: 5:51 PM
Panties
found
around
head
Oh and Plinky you are fucking killing it! How long you been holding that shit in?
found
around
head
Oh and Plinky you are fucking killing it! How long you been holding that shit in?
mother fucker!!!!!
Stuck working in the warehouse all freaking day!!! And I missed this hilarious hilarious shit.
I hate my fucking life. and job. and life.
Stuck working in the warehouse all freaking day!!! And I missed this hilarious hilarious shit.
I hate my fucking life. and job. and life.
The Phafbag specimen confirms the international nature of douchery. It is an excellent example of the universal plague that scrotal doucheiness has wrought on the innocent and unassuming hotties of the earth. What is he grasping in his hands. It must be some strange douchey concoction of cheap cologne, Nair, rogaine, or some other unknown douche potion.
# posted by : 7:45 PM
: 7:45 PM
P ate
F ried by
A ussie
H eat
(Seriously, that's not a joke about the fires - there has been quite a heatwave down there.)
F ried by
A ussie
H eat
(Seriously, that's not a joke about the fires - there has been quite a heatwave down there.)
Well pfah, you're immortalized with a 'bag being named after you.
DB1's second choice was to give you the proverbial "lousy t-shirt," though I think it was an Ed Hardy model.
DB1's second choice was to give you the proverbial "lousy t-shirt," though I think it was an Ed Hardy model.
There is a theory that everyone has their twin, a doppelganger, somewhere else in the world.
It may be that each of us has a douchelganger, a scrotey carbon copy counterpart, in the Douchiverse, aa some metaphysical means of maintaing the cosmic balance.
Pfah's douchelganger happens to be Scott, here. Oi.
--VS
It may be that each of us has a douchelganger, a scrotey carbon copy counterpart, in the Douchiverse, aa some metaphysical means of maintaing the cosmic balance.
Pfah's douchelganger happens to be Scott, here. Oi.
--VS
# posted by : 8:42 PM
: 8:42 PM
One day outa the office and look at what I miss out on....It's like Beavis and Butthead missing the only airing if a GWAR clip ever...
Just let me say this:
Pretty
Fucken
Awesome
Hunter
Just let me say this:
Pretty
Fucken
Awesome
Hunter
@DarkSock
Yea I just got wind of this too and by wind I mean:
Panderous
Fecalpheliac
Alcoholic
Hunter
...all I got...
Yea I just got wind of this too and by wind I mean:
Panderous
Fecalpheliac
Alcoholic
Hunter
...all I got...
also, what does Mrs. Pfah (who is definitely sexier than reedy blonde!) think about oversize sunglasses?
(i would've posed the above question in a PFAH acronym if i could)
(i would've posed the above question in a PFAH acronym if i could)
On behalf of all Australia I'd like to apologise for this choadwanks existence... I feel dirty just being on the same continent as him.
It's good to have you back, Buliwyf.
I thought the queen of the Wendol had killed you.
I thought the queen of the Wendol had killed you.
# posted by : 11:53 PM
: 11:53 PM
for anyone who'd like to check out the rest of the scrotebag action happening at Poo Club, here's the link: http://www.merivale.com/#/ivy/poolclub/gallery
If only it had a comments page it could rival HCWDB!
If only it had a comments page it could rival HCWDB!
@vader...i completely forgot about that bet. sorry man. so, how can i get that $50 to you?
@Steve L...mrs. pfah hates big, bug-eyed sunglasses.
@the rest of you...you've made my day. seriously. saying "thank you" simply isn't enough.
which is why i'll be getting a tattoo of each of your names right on my mangina.
Post a Comment
@Steve L...mrs. pfah hates big, bug-eyed sunglasses.
@the rest of you...you've made my day. seriously. saying "thank you" simply isn't enough.
which is why i'll be getting a tattoo of each of your names right on my mangina.
<< Home
