I think that's the ending to Mortal Kombat 2 if you beat it with Johnny Cage.
 

Not only do I have to give this guy a pass... I think he just became my hero.

Bang away Jimmy.... bang away.
 

I can only find 2 things wrong with this guy
1) The blatant Man-scaping
2) He's not smiling BIGGER

I say Jimmy gets a notadouche
 

Strong contender for a pass.
minuses - shades, shaved chest, scarf.
Plusses - dude obviously enjoying the presence of the hotts to much to be a high stage douche.
 

Jimmy and his leopard robe, reaching douche territory...depending on the situation. So he gets off with a pass, but a warning.
 

Nottadouche. Hero.
 

I would say nottadouche, but look at his right hand. What is that? Is it a 3-finger ring for a pimp-n-hoe party?
Twin Hotts are most certainly hot though.
 

If Jimmy had a million dollars, he could fight BostonDoucheBag 100 times.
 

Mmmm. Love the smooth chest! I wouldn't let him get all furry :)
 

Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
 

pass! I wouldn't mind trading places with him right now.
 

Looks like a gay Vegas revue show dancerdouche. They're all going out together afterward for chai lattes and pedicures.
 

I never cared much for their music but I think it's pretty damn sporting of Nelson to pose for a picture with one of their fans.
 

Hott on left is giving Jimmy a back-hander!


Rock on L'il Jimmy, rock on.
 

.....and TWIIIIINS!

The guy is smiling - whether or not it's a dress-up/"pimp 'n ho" party, I'm going with the crowd for the not-a-douche pass. Hell, he could be posing as a wrestler with his valets, and they are SMOKING hotts! For that, a Ric Flair-esque "WOOOOO!" would almost be excusable.

And for those who were bitching about the lack of hotts this week, I think you should now be satisfied.
 

Jimmy's just enjoying the silky smooth fruits of his labor

A light rap on the knuckles
 

I would let both hotts squirt diarreah in my mouth
 

@ blair

FLAWLESS VICTORY
 

I say jimmy's standing on a milk crate or those twins are 4'11"
 

If we're about to see a little twincest action here I gotta make a run to CVS; I'm nearly outa lotion and with these two I won't be stopping short of a lightening strike.
 

Turn on Channel 39! Breast exam!



sorry.
 

Yeah, I gotta say I just feel happy for that guy. The smile shows a proper appreciation for the situation he is in. Of course there is that ring, no shirt, cheetah robe and sunglasses indoor. But this is one of those pics that inspires more jealousy than rage since he at least seems to know how f**&^ing lucky he is.
 

Dammit Lawrence!

Oh I'm sorry man, Ann over or somethin'?

Diedrich Bader rules.
 

I'll give him a pass, but those sunglasses almost make me not want to. He's been warned, though.
 

this guy is pretty awesome.
 

If Jimmy had a million dollars he'd still be a flaming fucking douchescrote
 

Fuck that.

Gimmie a thick, dark chest pelt with treasure trail. The older I get, the more I like men who do man stuff. If Jimmy had a million dollars, I'd tell him to quit pissing it away on waxing like an asshat.

Not that he'd get anything out of me but a prostate-poke with the heel of my leopard-spotted Valleverdes or anything, I'm just sayin'.
 

Bellies. Lovely golden bellies.

Oh, and nottadouche.
 

What's with all this pass bullshit? The guys got a leopard coat and no undies.

x
 

I'm thinking pass, too.
Everyone looks too happy, and I don't see any "Oh Fuck, I'm sharting terrified but trying to hide it" -eyes like on Pam Rodriguez' friend.

You go Jimmy! -like a Salvation Army Drum, brah!
 

He has a killer chest and abs.
 

Im sooooo gonna dream about licking his asshole tonight!!

I mean, I know i have to always put on a tough guy persona, but when a pic like this comes up....FUCK ME.. the jig is up.

IM HERE AND IM QUEER
 

It's still not said, so I'll say it....

I'd pee in her butt.

And in her butt too.

They're not pearl necklaces, but they're close.
 

@UFO

would you slingshot grapes into her gaping butthole?

i would
 

Two daughters on the pole? Somewhere outside of Sacramento, a father regrets "not being there" and begins to weep.

By the way. Jimmy, watch the cornhole bud.
 

bostondouchebag said...

Im sooooo gonna dream about licking his asshole tonight!!

I mean, I know i have to always put on a tough guy persona, but when a pic like this comes up....FUCK ME.. the jig is up.

IM HERE AND IM QUEER

HA!

Dude - you keep that kind of obtuseness up, and we might just come to ignore how we all got acquainted with you.

You actually wrote something funny. And self-deprecating. You're learning. Good work!
 

To all, but especially Medusa, my favourite fetishist I know. Only, too, but, nemmind.

I found a video of Peter Murphy from Bauhaus, Trent Reznor of NIN and a couple of other blokes doing an AWESOME fucking cover of "WARM LEATHERETTE" (orig by The Normal, ca. 1978). The song was based on the same work by Bataille as the movie CRASH. This is an EXCELLENT cover. check it out kidz.
 

@Troy 6:48

Thankssss Troy boy

I wouldnt mind morphing into a sexy little termite with a lissssp and going downtown on your cute little wooden butthole

Call me (no fights, just man love)
 

POP!
 

Hey fucker this isn't funny! I'm no homo! I'll burn you in a bar faggot.
 

You fuckers! I got $10,000 to fight any of you pussys! C'mon!

If you win you can also piss in my ass.
 

I erased my blogger account you little bitch!

Whos posing as me? Im tired of all the lies.

I havent come out yet to my family and friends and thought what better place to do it than this stupid site.

God Damn it feels good to say it:

IM GAYER THAN CHRISTMAS!!!
 

The REAL BostonDouchebag wrote:

Hey fucker this isn't funny! I'm no homo! I'll burn you in a bar faggot.

Sigh. I thought you had grown up a little bit. Oh well. Never mind. I take my kind words back. You're still a dipshit. And you were )( close to not being a dipshit. That's how the poo spins or whatever...

The FAKE Bostondouchebag wrote:

I wouldnt mind morphing into a sexy little termite with a lissssp and going downtown on your cute little wooden butthole

Call me (no fights, just man love)

Well, I appreciate your kindness, but I truly don't swing that way. However, I honour your expressions as positive, and so understand when I say "Thanks, but no thanks..."

Speaking of wood, today I damn near set myself on fire. I spent a solid hour chopping wood for the fireplace, and tried a new system (the upside down fire) and it worked. Really well. And I scorched my new shirt. Dammit. And I had just spent all of $4.95 at Value Village on it. Oh well. What I get for wearing polyester blends.
 

Give me your email and I'll send you my homemade NAMBLA movies that I made this weekend. HOT HOT HOT!

Rowr... I was a tiger! Rowr!
 

Now I'm confused. AQUA!!!!
 

I'll use you to start the bar fire Troy. You look like good kindling you wooden dildo. Hmmm.Could I carve you into an anal butt plug?

Rowr!
 

I'm drinking and completely pissed.Now I want to fight you fuckers! My heart disease is bad but I'm a BJJ brown belt. Hiya! Take that motherfuckers. YAAA!
 

Do these pants make my ass look big? I feel so bloated.I hate my thighs.They look so big.
 

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I want to say two things:

1. Rubbery Gaping Butthole @ 4:38 PM is NOT me.

2. I wish it were. What an AWESOME fucking handle.
 

This guy is a liar face.


i only fuck men
 

Troy - you're lucky night. I'm here, baby. Funny, cuz I was just thinking of you, darlin, and so I figured I'd check this out. Haven't been here in an age and a half. Looks and smells the same - douche and poo.

Now now now, Boston Douchebag. Be nice to Troy. He means well. Really. If you met him, you'd probably think he was completely weird, but nice. And believe you me he's got some really fine wood. Now, last I sampled it was 20 years ago. He was fine then... and only improved with age, "or so I'm told..." So, Boston boy - you just chilly on out and be mellow. Hang out and mock the bags.

You got to admit, Jimmy in the pic is one serious piece of garbage. I'm wonderin if the girls are belly dancers.
 

NAMBLA rocks baby! Don't knockit until you try it.

Rawr! I'm a tiger! Grrrrr!

I want to piss in your ass.
 

Based on the fact that BostonDouchebag is an out of control binge drinker I am calling this bullshit NOW.


BCS...YOU ARE BOSTONDOUCHEBAG. SHOW YOURSELF!!!!

AND I AM NOT RUBBERY GAPING BUTTHOLE!!!!
 

The whole slingshotting of grapes into assholes....and carving beloved marionnettes into butt plugs....I have found a new home.
 

@ Aqua

Sorry honey. No harm to Troy either. Sometimes my meds make me feel funny in my head.I get angry, then I want gay love. I am pretty screwed up but when I drink its worse buy WAAAAAAY fun!

Lets fight! Lets fuck! Lets fuckfight!
 

@dark sock

I am the only true rubbery gaping butthole.

HERE I COME BITCHES...FEEL THE SNAP OF MY ASS WRINKLES!!!!
 

@ Boston

Ummm. OK. Troy said earlier something about forgetting how you got acquainted. I might have missed that thread.

I don't like the "fuckfight" thing. Bad memories.

I was on meds for a while, when I got divorced. Drinking doesn't help. It makes you crazier, and then they want to up your dosage.

Apology accepted. Time to go - too much excitement for an old lady. You know, Boston, I'm old enough to be your mom. So be nice. You don't know who your talking to in these kinds of places.
 

if this is the Arabian Nights theme room of the Swedish Touch, then this place is the douche and the bleeth. even if it's not, it carries way too much resemblance with high-end prostitution to get a nottadouche pass.

(last i heard the Swedish Touch featured ancient Rome and geisha theme rooms, but i wouldn't be surprised if they added some Middle Eastern flavors)

not saying i wouldn't trade places with him. but if i do, i'd admit that i'm doing something douchey. and i wouldn't be wearing those sunglasses and that cheetah robe. chances are, i'm already paying these delectable hotties to have sex with me. no need to humiliate them further.
 

@BDB

Is that why you were soo angry?

Is it because you struggled with your sexual identity?

...because BDB would do two DICKS at the same time, man.
 

Oh my GOD those Hotts are HOTT!
 

@anon 8:10

yes....will you fuck me?
 

@BDB

HIYEEE!

Only if daddy can too!!!

and by daddy, I mean your dad AND mine

toodlez chowda-boy
 

Pound my ass you big stallions.I want an anal DP! Tear me wide open!

Pound it....pound it!
 

I think Jimmy is yummy. The girls are ok. I want to play tummy swords with Jimmy. YUMMY on my tummy.
 

AQUA...

Yes, 20 years ago. Nothing like rubbing it all in to make me feel wierder, especially complimenting my Manhood. Like you couldn't have come up with THAT 20 years ago?

I don't want to go there right now, still, thanks for interceding with Boston Douchebag. I have no idea what his problem is. You're a lovely creature to this day. 20 years ago, you were a hottie. You have aged well, my dear - very well. I like that you still have really long hair. Most women your age have really short hair.

And you don't have to feel "old" dealing with people like Boston. Yes, technically, you are old enough to be his mom. That said, manners are ageless and Boston just doesn't understand these things.

More later. Like you, I'm tired... good night.
 

@BDB

i hope you have a rubbery gaping butthole
 

@Aqua

You bring some seriously positive Juju to this party. If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a leopard robe, but not a real leopard robe, that's cruel.
 

Jimmy doesn't look like he has a million dollars and yet he is still doing two chicks at the same time.

I'm buying stock in the Wacoal undergrament corporation.
 

Despite the indoor glasses and manscaping, I vote notadouche. It looks like a theme event so no points deducted for the robe. The hottage is en fuego. Wow.

If Jimmy gets tired, please have him call me as his replacement.
 

Two Sets of Twin Peaks and a Pecker.
 

@bdb

take me I am yours for the pounding

lets make a meat train...no, lets call it a snake train!

or if youre still new at this we can play "just the tip"
 

Or we can make it a GREAT WHITE show-train and set it on fire!
 

Jimmy has some VERY strange chest hair right above the elbow-lines of these two hotties
 

Where are these people, in Liberace's rectum?


And how many of you regulars are dropping acid, drinking tequila and posting tonight?
 

no one sir.

we are here to celebrate boston douchebags coming out that is why he was so angry, now he is GAY and proud
 

@plinky

could you drop a hit of acid in my rubbery gaping butthole?
 

@ Pinkly 8:46 PM,

you do know what happens when you drop acid, drink tequila, and post at the same time, right?

it yanks your consciousness out of the Matrix and into the Real World (tm). and it ain't pretty.
 

RE: Bostondouchebag

It's about time he caught up to what the rest of us already knew.

Now he can take that $10,000 and buy a little Chinese boy and dress him in a diaper and knee-high boots.
 

I'm here... I'm queer... get used to it. Just take it easy, I am still an anal virgin. Rowr!
 

I want to take soem ass cock but I am afraid. I have been practicing with my finger...but I am still scared of catching GV from one of you.
 

@ rubbery gaping butthole 8:57

I just read your post and burst out laughing and my wife sitting downstairs called up to me, "Alright douchebag settle down."


@ Steve L.

Not only that but you morph into all of DarkSock's personalities simultaneously.
 

@ plinky 9:01

Not true. Now get back to your sucky jokes and stop making abstract claims. Douchebag.
 

How do I tell my mother that I gargle mansnake?
 

Jimmy might not have a million dollars, but he forked over a couple Jacksons and got himself a pic he can show his grandkids someday.

Nottadouche.
 

Yeah plinky why does it have to be DarkSock's personalities? What's wrong with pretty pony penis' personalities?
 

Sweet Mary MacRae I've got a headache
 

Me too!
 

Me too!
 

Frodouche are you wanting to experiment with gay love too?
 

I feel so free! Rowr!
 

@plinky

i am sooooo glad that my butthole is rubbery...its kinda like a kangaroo pouch


want to take a ride in my pouch?
 

@ rubbery gaping Crucial Head

you're a sick bastard.
 

@BDB

Did you have a fat cock jammed up beantown butthole when you were watching your friends burn?
 

@ rubbery gaping butthole

i wanna take a ride!!!
 

@plinky

sometimes my butthole will just stretch and snap in the middle of the night all by itself.

it scares the dogs
 

What have I missed?
 

Holy shit I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.
 

@ Ed Hardouchey

Not much. Just Crucial Head, bcs or DarkSock taking it to a whole new level.



Or maybe it's von Goolo?
 

Did BostonDouchebag go gay? Thats fucked up.
 

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you people are sick fucks.
 

@plinky

you couldnt be more wrong


ps. im suing slim jims for their slogan
 

I LOVE MY BUTTHOLE, MY BUTTHOLE, MY BUTTHOLE....MY BIG RUBBER BUTTHOLE

EVERYTIME TIME A TAKE A BREATH MY BUTTHOLE GOES "SNAP"

LA LA LA LA LA LA
 

you people are fucking cu-koo
 

Where is my buddy Boston?
 

@ed

im right you fucking faggot.

you want to fuck?
 

The original Boston Douche Bag spells his name with a capital 'B' on bag.

Nice try Plinky.

I like the use of his own pic as an avatar though.

Nice touch of verisimilitude.




And Dark Sock/Rubbery Gaping Butthole you've got me laughing so hard I almost wet myself.
 

@Frodo

I am not this dark sock fellow i keep hearing about. I am however intriqued about the elasticity of this sock
 

Don't hate the playa hate the game.
 

@BDB

I see you eyeing my butthole


its ok...everyone does at first
 

I can't look away. Is that so wrong?
 

@BDB

nothing wrong with that

However, my gaping butthole is NOT a wishing well, so no matter how bad you want to, do not start throwing pennies and other random objects into it UNLESS i approve of said items.

MMMM K
 

hm, yea. pass.

context is important when achieving douche certitude, and the only clearly douchey things can be explained away by whatever gay party they're at.

..and the girls look like one i dated in college, but she's since replicated into super zombie hotts, apparently. fucking stem cells.
 

10 stimulus bills says that RGB (rubbery gaping butthole) is Flyteeth.
 

Kinda weird that BDB comes out in the comments of some of the hottest hotts that have graced HCwDB in a while.

Would have thought yesterday's Tranny's would have been a better welcome for him.

We'll still love you BDB, even when you move to the Cape and change your name to P-Town DB.
 

I need a gentle teacher to guide my first time.
 

Oh my gosh...I haven't laughed like that since my last viewing of The Big Lebowski (which is unique amoung movies in being always just as funny as the last time you watched it). DB1 take note. I nominate this for the greatest HCWDB thread of all time. And with a nice side-order of waaaaaaay old school rock. Thanks Troy Tempest for that link. Haven't heard that tune for a coon's age.
 

@steve

wrong, wrong, wrong. i am none of these people

I am but a lowly rubbery gaping butthole.

Let me explain:

It all started when I was young. I used to wake up in the middle of the night thinking that there was a muscian in my room trying to keep rhythm. I soon realized that the odd snapping sound was just my extremely elastic and somewhat rubbery butthole. At first I was amused with my new toy, but as I grew older my rubbery snapping butthole was no laughing matter. I used to get attacked in the locker room soley because of my butthole. When all the other guys were snapping each other with towels, I thought it would be okay to just start snapping with my butthole. Well, needless to say no one thought it was funny and a few people acutally were quite frightened. As time went on, I finally learned to control the involuntary snap of my huge gaping butthole. I could clench certain muscles and muffle the sound to the equivalant of a cracking of the pinky knuckle.

If anyone has any questions about my huge rubbery gaping butthole, by all means fire away.

I am a open book and although i have the grand canyon of buttholes, do not be intimidated. For it is not the size of ones butthole that matters, it is how you use it!
 

this is the douchious douche to ever douche. no pass.
 

@ Troy 6:54

OMFG where did you find that! And how do I get an MP3? Feckin' faaaantastic, sir, I thank you.

And, he's old enough to be my father, but let it be known I would still wear Peter Murphy's dried semen like a Halloween mask for three days straight.



Uh.



Too much?




Sorry.
 

Has anyone mentioned that Jimmy appears to be bagging TWINS? He's clearly overjoyed and while he may be slightly smarmy and/or sleazy, I give him the nottadouche.
 

wow i come on after getting back from a night of drinking and this is what i find..Ed Hardouchey spent his whole saturday night on here with a name that resembled mine talking to dark sock back and forth for 4 hours?

haha im not even pissed, im flattered, that after 2 days of not talkin to you im still the only thing running through your mind. that shows that I really pissed you off (mission accomplished)

the real BdB
 

But Jimmy doesn't have a million dollars so yes, Jimmy, I do believe I will add the Crazy Bread for only 99 cents. Thank you for offering.
 

@ Troy 6:54

Strong work, amigo. Please tell me there's an mp3 somewhere.

@ the rest of you.

You kids and your shenanigans. If we really cared about assholes so much we'd log off and watch FOX News. Next topic please.

@ Jimmy's hotts

Ladies, you are two of the most (squirt) never mind.
 

I couldn't find a FAQ or whatever about commenting if you knew someone in the pics here at HCwDB. So screw it, I'm going to do it.

The hott twins live and work in San Diego. Hardly a surprise, since there are so many hotts here. I am so happy to see these two featured at HCwDB because they are indeed hotts, and they exclusively hang out with douchebags.

If you go to a certain restaurant that has a reputation for tasty seafood tacos, you will find both K. and C. running the place. The best part is that they might not even crack the top five of the hottest hotts that currently work there. And everyone that works there hates them, because they sit on their sweet asses all day and occasionally leave the office to throw attitude around just to prove they're in charge when no employee gives a shit about their opinion. You know, since the employee is actually working and all, and not just trying to be a hott.

Total vacuous empty holes, these girls are, says Yoda.

Sorry to spoil it for all the fans, but these two girls are positively unbearable. Unless you want to look at their pic on the internet and jerk off. If that is working for you, grab the lotion and have at it.

/jaded ex-employee who has not worked there for years but was thrilled to see the twins on your website.
 

Dude.
DB1,
Have you seen this yet. John Mayer dishes props, somewhat, as it were.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/58888/late-night-with-conan-obrien-fri-feb-20-2009---final-episode

Have fun with it
 

These are the best hotts you've had on the site. No lie.
Just the fact I'd retire my Underground Knife Fighting Chimp with a 47-0 Record just to collect a hair sample overshadows the fact that the guy probably deserves a nottadouche, but thats just me.
 

Like capital in a free market economy, the sophistication gap is widening exponentially between the past and present here in HCWDB comment land.

I normally get my cynicism hits via Burroughs or Bukowski or Camus, but who needs those old stale fuckers when shit like this happens overnight.

Where else can one get a early morning glimpse of a pair Ikki boobies sandwiching a hairless choadwank (no pass!) and have it combined with hyperhomoerotisarcasm, chronic dissociative identity disorders, and artificial machismo?

And top that off with reminiscences of a two decade gone romance, the stirring remarks of a coquettish fetishist, links to forgotten classics, and some of the most salient commentary this side of The Economist and is it any wonder at all why we keep coming back?

I'm not drunk, I'm not hungover, I'm not under the influence of any substance when I say that I love and appreciate each and every one of you.

Thank you for making my life more fun and expanding my outlook on so many subjects.

I hear one of the Ikki twins has a pierced nipple. I'm going with the one on the right, her smile isn't as big.
 

Look, these are hott hotts, bellydancers by the look of it, and Jimmy is smiling, but the dark dark sunglasses indoors, the depliated carapace, and the leopard throw with black satin PJ pants hardly win him a nottadouche pass.

So, Jimmy is douche. A lucky, lucky douche, for sure, but douche.

And those are some luscious hotts.

--VS
 

BostonDoucheBag
BostonDouchebag
bostondouchebag

Oy, vhe. I'm so contfused ...
@Moderator: Can't you make the
monikers case-Preserving but not
case-Sensitive? Like Darwin?
On second thought ... it does add
to the mystique.

Such perfect abs on dos babes, I don't
mind dude watching me watch them.
 

Wow. I missed quite a night.

Medusa. You made me stare at my screen for about ten minutes. Fucking intense. I started thinking of all the things that would get caught in that semen. You know, lint, hair, quarters...horrifying....
 

I am having my attorney draft a cease and desist letter to all of you people.
 

Re: the Peter Murphy track as mp3.

I am not certain, but rumour has it that all those and more are available at Trent's website. You have to sign in and become a member to go digging around there, but it's worth it.

You can download Trent's latest record The Slip for free right there. Reznor "gets it". The music industry DOESN'T. I wish I liked his music better, but when it comes to angst there are people much more angsty:

like Diamanda Galas (here all clad in rubber and completely off her rocker howling, introduced by a VERY young Jon Stewart, playing with John Paul Jones who is playing an AWESOME 8 string dual course bass...)

or This Mortal Coil (here, with one CREEPY fucking video and music deisgned to make you cry)

or Skinny Puppy (HERE in 1988 muttering their bleakness)
there's a lot of people.

And there were others much better at completely weird fucked up techno (Severed Heads, f'rinstance)

and others much better at making Noize Music (which has a rich history going back to

the futurists in 1912 - HERE reperformed in 2007,

through Varese - ,HERE a performance if his landmark work IONISATION arranged for percussion, orchestra, and sirens

and John Cage - HERE he performs Water Walk on the game show I've Got a Secret. Cage. ON A GAME SHOW. IN THE 1950s! And people wonder why I detest contemporary culture.

to Merzbow - HERE is a typical example of his Purest Pure Noise.

to the Haters - HERE blasting an audience at the NO FUN FEST.

to :zoviet*france: HERE fucking brilliant stuff - been a fan of :z*f: since 1985.

to test dept. - HERE live in Bremen in 1986, soundling like a cross between :zoviet*france: and Jon Hassel.

to the likes of NON, and many others).

In fact, I remember an interview with Trent back in like 1995 or so, where he said if it wasn't for Severed Heads, the aesthetic for NIN wouldn't have happened. I would also submit that NIN owes a good bit to the trappings of boyd rice and NON, only Trent has the good sense to not be a neo-nazi fascist pigfucker like Rice.

Yes, I have the most amazing record/CD/tape/mp3 collection. And my classes on contemporary music are utterly mind blowing, which is why they are always over subscribed.

Sigh.
 

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@ Anonymous 2:00

It doesn't take a Mensa IQ to figure out that K & C are high maintenance, self absorbed hotts. Frankly, I don't care if they have the personalities of jello, I would still wring myself dry inside of them.

As for communication... ball gags are a beautiful thing.
 

You know I was the first DJ at my college radio station to play the Bauhaus.
 

I would have no problem offering either of these 2 perfect HOTTs hours, nay, days of uninterrupted cunnilingus.

And Jimmy is not a douche, and even if he were these 2 HOTTs justify every ounce of douche in him.
 

BDB thinks David Hasselhoff is hott. Therefore, he does not find anyone in this pic to be attractive.

-he likes his men hairy
 

Joe Douche takes a pic with a couple of working girls on his break from mop boy in the video booths...
 

@ Troy

Um...do you guys need some help around the house? I'd hang up the whips in order to bask in such musical awesomeness all day. Ah, Nivek Ogre...he would make the panties to match the mask provided by Peter Murphy.
 

LOL The Haters...Lamest shit ever.
 

if jimmy had a million dollars he could take BDB up on this 10k offer 100 times.

"LOL The Haters...Lamest shit ever"

you are a fuckface, anon @7:32
 

Thank you Baron von Goolo. Who cares about the bloggers' assholes?
It's the photos on this site that count, and too bad our hallowed and celebrated DB1 doesn't do a little house-cleaning from time to time on the commentary, because it's a lot more personally crude (and lame) than seeing photos of partial areolas on hotts. And not a bit witty.
 

@Anon 8:02
I love to see Anons battle it out.

Learn to think for yourself.

See Darth_Bagger 4:00
 

Whoop-

Eh, it's entertaining. It just seems to be weekend boredom. Also, nobody is forced to read the comments.
 

@ Troy:

Steel Pole BathTub?
 

I miss Turtle Boy...
 

wow, no one got the obvious office space reference! shame on you guys... good work db1 :) what would you do with a million bucks?
 

Must... control... rage...
 

Yeah, but he ain't NEARLY as cool as Lawrence, man!

Watch out for thuh cornhole, man!
 

That chick looks a lot like Anne.
 

@Medusa way back earlier somewhere

I'm with you on the man chest. I likes me some hair, and a lovely happy trail to follow. None of this shaved shit, perhaps though I'm just scared from when an exboyfriend though it would be funny to be stripper for Halloween. Believe me, skinny Japanese boy does not make for a good stripper.

@Troy

That cover of "leatherette" was fantastic! Thank you for the link and more now I have something to look for when I get home.

@blair

You rock so hard for that. I have been an exile in Mortal Kombat land because NO ONE that I know has played it. They were much more partial to Street Fighter. And I've been getting ragged on since SF4 came out about my affinity for the MK series. Good to know I'm in good company.

To the picture. Yeah, I'm going to have to give him a pass too. I mean, common. Twins!!
They're yummy, and he's just happy that they're P2P. Ok, I really have work I need to do. But the shinny things are in the right places and distracting me. Mmm, sparkly tan tummys.
 

Edyta Slutswinski , enought said